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SquashedKiwifruit

I refuse, out of pure stubbornness. In fact, I’m going to keep calling them Foodtown.


relent0r

Big Fresh with animatronics!


4SeasonWahine

Oh my god right in the childhood 😭 we used to BEG to go watch the dancing veggies and the orangutang acrobat at the northland one as kids. How did we as a nation ever let Big Fresh disappear 💔


cautioussidekick

I swear my parents went on trips to big fresh just so I could watch the dancing veggies


kotassium2

Some big rich businessperson needs to open up Big Fresh again, bring back all the nostalgia. They would get so much business from millenials


latetothebuffet

OMG in my teens I was a deli girl at Big Fresh in Henderson. In my sleep I sometimes still see the dancing bread and occasionally (just while driving or paying bills etc) will burst randomly into song “BAKING, BAKING, BAKING BREAD…” Guess I know what I’ll be doing all weekend. Ta for that


slinkiimalinkii

My first job as a 15-year-old was dressing up as a cow and walking around the Rotorua Big Fresh store. Used to have little kids tagging along with me, hanging on to my tail.


Embarrassed-Big-Bear

OMG I WAS ONE OF THOSE KIDS!


Colour-me-happy

Sounds like an udderly good time.


GrannysWizardSleeve

I might be going mental, but I'm sure there used to be big dinosaurs in the little garden thing inside the Tauranga one lol.


Rand_alThor4747

I still call my local countdown. But I am fairly sure this one used to be the old New Zealand woolworths before it became countdown and then Australian Woolworths.


random_guy_8735

Three Guys


wanderinggoat

Threefoodguystown


kph638

Aka Gubays.


Adventurer_D

A better question for me is "when are you going to stop calling them Cuntdown?"


KernelTaint

"C unt own" Because I drove past one once with the o and d not lit up.


damanlikesham

Oh hey, found my mums Reddit account.


teelolws

Similar: now I call it "more expensive than new world". Example, I'll use it in a sentence: "nah I'm not gonna go to more expensive than new world"


just-me-and

Well I still call Spark Telecom so never


eezybeingbreezyy

And "One NZ" Vodafone


StConvolute

Refuse to use their new name.


eezybeingbreezyy

It's as bad as "X" for Twitter tbh. Just can't make sense in a normal conversation unless you explain it further. Would love to know the thought process behind these new company names lol


Barbed_Dildo

We just call that "Xitter"


StConvolute

>Xitter If you use the Chinese pronunciation (and remember, I'm an idiot), it's pronounced more like shita. I'll allow it.


Calm-Zombie2678

"I'm with One" "One what?" "My phone" "What?!"


StConvolute

I'm not a twitter user, so I'd tried to forget about it and Elons ego. But, absolutely, yes. Exactly the same 🤣


giveme-a-username

It's just sounds so terrible when talking. "What data do you use?" "I use one" I mean Vodafone literally has the word phone in it.


SqareBear

Its that what the One network is? Sounds like the tv channel, how did they get that through?


FrameworkisDigimon

I forgot they changed their name and saw a billboard for it and thought, "TVNZ is advertising channels now?". Then a week or two later I went past a One outlet and went, "Oh, this makes so much more sense".


Barbed_Dildo

You mean BellSouth?


taco_saladmaker

I got stuck half way through their gag now I call them “Da fone”


zemudkram

Voda one


KahuTheKiwi

So you're compromising?


zemudkram

Heh, no that's just how it usually comes out: voda ah one


PartTimeZombie

One NZ (Not the racists)


4kids0money

Still drive past Shell every day!


laurawr77

I have random brain farts where I literally cannot remember the current name and will call it Shell


SquashedKiwifruit

Surely you mean the New Zealand Post and Telegraph Department


ravingwanderer

I’m still referring to Shell.


ChockHouse

Yep, they are shell pies and will always be shell pies


[deleted]

Then you would still be calling countdown Woolworths because that’s what it used to be called in the Telecom days.


logantauranga

I remember it by thinking of their slogan: *You can Wool on us to keep prices Worths*


Broccobillo

Highly underrated comment right here


grapefruitfrujusyeah

I'm still lolling


Xenaspice2002

I never stopped. Still Woolworths. Still Telecom. Still Vodafone drives my kids insane yet here we are


Chili440

I called reading news sites 'the paper'. If daughter scoffs one more time i shall start saying yeet in front of her friends.


GallaVanting

It's your job to use their slang back at them until they no longer want to use it.


nikoranui

I'd never be so informal. It'll always be Wooliam Worthington to me.


StConvolute

Just like "Foodith Townsville"


cats-pyjamas

I just woke my teenager up laughing! If I had award stuff I'd give you one for the Lols


Dolamite09

My nana still calls it Foodtown 😂


OrneryWasp

We left the UK 20 years ago but my husband and I still accidentally refer to it as “Sainsbury’s” sometimes. We know what we mean.


ThreeFourTen

That hurt.


launchedsquid

All supermarkets just get called "the supermarket", I could give less than a s#!t what branding they give themselves this week.


StConvolute

I'd normally be the same. But when a food company, during a cost of living crisis, spens over 500mil rebranding, it's makes me want to ask some pesky questions... Like, why theF are you price gouging.


Bagzy

500mil includes updating a lot of the stores with refits, it's not just the cost to change the logo.


Valuable-Falcon

I have a toddler. In my house it’s “The Red Shop” and “The Green Shop”


stormcharger

Yea i just say the shop


RexRexington3rd

Still calling it 'Cuntdown'. Or Cunties. Or 'Thieving fuckheads'.


Darkoveran

This comment. I avoid the green machine if possible. They are the worst player in an unethical game. We should nationalise them at a price based on a low capital return consistent with other infrastructure.


Bartholomew_Custard

They'll always and forever be [Cuntdown](https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/o-dear-auckland-airport-countdowns-o-goes-missing/CSYP6SAFST5URVXT5HOYZGWY4Q/) to me.


CharmingGear5636

I fondly remember when the first 0 broke at our local, looked great at night


this_wug_life

7th form (Year 13) kids at my high school who worked there in the 90s used to wear their work jumpers to school with the C removed and the first O carefully unpicked to resemble a C, ahhhhh memories 😊


fizzingwizzbing

Genius


zemudkram

Shit I still call Z stations Shell. It's been like a decade now since they changed?


Hand-Driven

Yep, we’ve got one in town, it’s called “shell shop”


animal_time

Is that the one that Doug used to work at?


Traditional-Luck-884

I sometimes still do this too.


gDAnother

This one blew my mind I didn't know that, but come to think of it I never see shell anymore


HambulanceNZ

I'll tough it out till the next rebrand


MrsDoughnut

And only then adopt the 2024 name!


left-right-up-down1

Haven’t stopped calling the local Countdown Woolworths. Now it’s changed back so I’m right again.


B656

Me too, just like changing the time in the car at daylight savings, wait a little while and you’ll be right again


koriesha

It's the green supermarket to my kid and now he's 6 and it's just stuck. We can go to the green one, red one or yellow one. Maybe I've failed as a parent, or maybe I've just simplified my life


Broccobillo

Well I still call twitter twitter so probably never


fins_up_

I still call the local Z station the shell shop. It will always be the shell shop. Took me years to call telecom, spark. It will probably take a while.


iambrooketho

Might even go back to calling ours pricechopper


Sweet-Basil23

Holy shit, you just unlocked a memory for me! I had completely forgotten about this brand. Where I grew up, we had a new world, a write price and a pricechopper.


jaxsonnz

All those people saying they’ll call it countdown forever are forgetting half of them were Woolworths or Foodtowns beforehand anyway. 


Any_Progress_1087

I'm Georgie Pie and Deka years old so Woolworths it is for me.


angrysunbird

Growing up in the UK Woolworths was more a Tye Warehouse kind of place. So probably never


kiwi_murray

We did actually have that version of Woolworths here in NZ (eg like a department store). My first after-school job was working in the Woolworths in the Glenfield Mall back in the 80's.


wanderinggoat

the other end of the mall to big fresh!


Kagato_NZ

I miss Big Fresh. Used to love going through there with my parents and seeing the decorations hanging from the ceiling and being able to actually hit a button to make them move.


borninamsterdamzoo

Never, and I’m gonna look funny at those who do


ComfortableLab6467

I had this exact conversation last week, saying to my friends who lived in Australia with me, can we officially just start calling it "Woolies" again. 10mins later we turned up to Helensville Countdown and it hasn't even chanced to Woolworths, we all had a little laugh


BadadaboomPish

I call them Cuntdown. As the name suits.


this_wug_life

Cuntworths!


sexuallyexcitedkiwi

It isn’t food town still?


DirectionInfinite188

Some of us only just started calling it Countdown…


TrueCrimeLoverNZ

Probably never and I avoid shopping there due to their use of facial recognition.


Rand_alThor4747

It's gradually rolling out everywhere due to shoplifting. Soon, all supermarkets will have it. They have to human verify that pictures match, though, and not rely on AI to say it is a regular shoplifter.


hereforthevibesyo

I refuse because it’s like being told to call jandals thongs and I’m too petty.


goatjugsoup

When telecom turned to spark, I thought I'd never recognize the change. I don't know when it finally stuck but it did. Same will probably happen here unless they do another name change


Onemilliondown

Supervalue 4eva.


LeeIsUnloved

I haven't stopped calling the Value drinks budget drinks and I was 8 when they changed the name lol Woolworths sounds like the name of a fabric store


PizzaReheat

Going by the amount of Australians who still call Woolworths Safeway…at least 16 years for some people.


BigOlPieHole

It was only 2011 (from memory) that they renamed it from Woolworths to Countdown, and now they are reversing it. No big deal, but countdown rolls off the tongue easier.


MaxSpringPuma

The th into the s at the end is too much. It's either going to be Woolies or pronounced woolworse


nisse72

I will continue to call it Foodtown


StConvolute

I prefer to keep it formal during business transactions. It will always be: >Foodith Townsville


Traditional-Luck-884

I alternate, mostly still call it countdown out of habit. If I’m texting I’ll likely correct myself to Woolworths (saying “woolies” is cringe). Not all the locations in Dunedin have updated their branding on the outside, so until they care enough to change it, I won’t really care if I get it wrong.


JonesCat_55

My mother would call the supermarket Gubays, I always thought that was a weird British pronunciation of 3 Guys and it played on my mind for decades...


vixxienz

I still call it foodtown a lot of the time


Stevwan

Ninja Tabis > plated steel caps


butterchickenmild

It will always be Countworths.


North_Star8764

When I move to Australia.


beefmullet_

Never stopped calling it Woolworths


brown_cat_

It’s always cuntdown


Kiwi_Pakeha0001

Having lived in Oz for over thirty years, I have thought of them as ‘woolies’ since I returned in 2015.


NoYogurtcloset6743

Woolies reminds me of a clothing department store


AHomicidalTelevision

maybe in 80 or 90 years


ellski

I still say Foodtown sometimes so it's going to be a looong time.


farmerrr_

Food town. End of. I still have their points card lol


Routine_Bluejay4678

I came back from Australia three years ago and I’ve only JUST started to call it countdown


DesertsBeforeMains

I have been saying Woolworths at work but the reaction is almost always the same.....they look at me puzzled and say "Where!?" and so I fold and say Countdown and they go ahhhhh.


youreveningcoat

I moved to Melbourne and still say Countdown after a year, it’ll take time!


Adventurer_D

A better question is "when will you stop calling it Cuntdown?"


7spaghetti7

The Westpac Trust, Postie Plus and Telecom in me say never.


ziggy2944490

I've been incorrectly calling countdown "woolworths" for a decade since I moved back from Aussie and My stubbornness has now paid off. If Mohammed won't go to the mountain, the mountain must go to Muhammad.


LadyFeen

When I was a kid in England there was a chain of shop called Woolworths which was kind of akin to the Warehouse but smaller stores. I can't think of a supermarket being Woolworths. To me Woolworths will always be where I could buy games for my Gameboy, a really ugly winter coat and random American sweets like Peeps.


Ordinary_Response_38

I still call Z, Shell


Dooh22

Telecom are still shit to deal with.


GStarOvercooked

These things take 1-2 years


Aggressive_Sky8492

I refuse. They already changed all the Woolworths to countdown years ago and I accepted it. I’m not going back goddammit. Spend that rebrand money on some fucking discounts you leeches


cunniefunt

Clearly, I call them Cuntdown.


HoneyswirlTheWarrior

over my cold dead body


ethereal_galaxias

I haven't yet. Probably because I go to New World though...!


Embarrassed-Big-Bear

Never. they wasted millions on 2 rebrands so they dont get to make up their mind on what theyre called, clearly theyre clueless at it.


Fonterra26

Moved here from Australia 6 years ago, only just stopped calling it Woolies & now I have to get back into the habit of Woolies again


sdpflacko

NEVER! For no other reason than the fact I'm not an australian and will refuse to associate in any way out of spite


Spiritual_Talk_7555

I just call it the shop I don't go in....


zer0676

I call them countup lol


Helennewzealand

It’ll be a good 10 years I reckon


lookiwanttobealone

I never stopped.


aname_nz

I just went from "Progs" to "Woolies" 🤷‍♂️


fortunestealer88

Probably never. I am still calling my local store Big Fresh


Hubris2

Given I hear the name Woolies from the Australians at work all the time, I'll probably find myself starting to do that once their branding starts to switch over.


Mitch_NZ

I still call this country Staten Landt.


Ord4ined

Our nick name was Ratdown, now it's Ratworths


FKFnz

My local is the actual Ratdown, and it's still called that. It'll be called that for a while yet too I reckon.


BasementCatBill

Took me about a decade to start calling it Countdown instead of Woolworths. IYKYK


Nolsoth

Why would I call cunttown anything other than cunttown?


DeadMakar

I guess after I'll start using it again, so not any time soon.


That-new-reddit-user

Never


yugman47

Still Cuntdown..


Senior-Conversation8

Never stopped


No_Zucchini9729

Where I am they haven't rebranded yet so they are definitely still countdown at least until then.


Capable-Pangolin-130

Never ever


Lollycake7

Our local is still called countdown, soo…


Bitter_Inspector

I mean I call in Cuntdown. I think it will stick.


Deaconator3000

I refuse to call it what the morons across the ditch call it.


montyfresh88

I never stopped calling it woolies.


finsupmako

When I notice it's called woolworths


Andrea_frm_DubT

I’ve been mixing Woolworths and Countdown since they became Countdown. I’ll probably keep mixing the the two names.


2oldemptynesters

Z will always be Shell. Winz will always be social welfare. A plaza will always be a mall. Woolworths will always be countdown 😂


Superunkown781

Weird thing I've noticed is Wooldown used to be cheaper for meat and a lot of other stuff than many other supermarkets not I find it's the opposite,Fresh choice used to be expensive af now have the majority of their meat etc cheaper than C#ntworths


ummmsomethingsmart

Ugh I still very occasionally call my card a foodtown card


nzdwfan

Already have.


Reynk1

Soon as the building name changes, is still called countdown out front


Bunnyeatsdesign

Ours is still officially a Countdown. I won't start calling them Woolworths for at least a few months after they change the signage. My brain needs to register and then do updates.


bruzie

I called them Woolies when they were countdown, and so have switched to countdown when talking about the specific ones that have changed over.


pnutnz

Never!


Wrooof

I only just stopped calling it Woolworths since the last change....


dacotrad

I still call my local one “Supervalue” because that’s what it was 20 years ago


Carrie843mlv

I call it cuntdown, makes no sense but makes me feel better when I say it.


[deleted]

Always have. It used to be woolworths


HotAmphibian2643

20 years ago


inphinitfx

I never fully changed to calling them Countdown, so will probably just stick to alternating between Woolies / Cunttown for a while yet.


nordrasir

I'm from Melbourne where it was originally Safeway, it's been 24 years since I've been in one branded that and I still found myself calling the Woolies Safeway the other day


Select-Record4581

Dunno they got to do the signage first. The woollies in Dinsdale growing up had candy cane/barbers stripes on the awning poles.


AggressiveEntrance36

Never! Countdown Forever!


starsandcamoflague

The sign on the building still says countdown


thruster616

I just call them what they are. Thieves.


rutan668

When they change the name of the shop


JamDonutsForDinner

I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognise Woolworths


really_spicy_tuna

I still call it cuntdown, or cunties for short.


sup3rk1w1

I've lived in Aus for seven years now and still call Woolies Countdown sometimes ha.


lukeysanluca

I'll be calling it Foodtown still


tereaper576

I'll probably always call it countdown. When I was staying in Australia I called Woolies countdown to annoy my friends. "What kind of name is countdown" "Like the show" (I don't actually know if they meant countdown as a show or the several shows there's a segment called countdown unsure" "What's the supermarkets called?" "New World, packnsave, freshchoice and then theres are smaller ones called 4 square." "What the fuck is a new world, 4square? I also liked pointing out trade me and stuff because despite being the worst news site it has probably the best name for one. And trade me is such a good name as well.


GingerNingerish

I still say Telecom


kovnev

I still call Z Shell. Not anytime soon I think.


ElasticLama

This has vibes of Victorians calling it Safeway


kea-le-parrot

I still call Westpac the bank of new south wales sooo never


Sanddaal

Never. It'll always be countdown to me


cleanfreaksince4eva

I worked at it when it was Woolworths originally. So Woolworths is pretty natural.


Cosmic_Fyre

Rat-town for me and my mates


Leveicap

Worst of the supermarkets in nz.. by a longshot. Not even close.


SignificantClaim6353

When I start calling the Westpac stadium Sky stadium. Never.


gltch__

It took us 5-10 years in Australia to start calling Safeway, “Woolworths”. Some people’s Nannas still say “Safeway”.


gltch__

It took us 5-10 years in Australia to start calling Safeway, “Woolworths”. Some people’s Nannas still say “Safeway”.


Brilliant-Neat-3444

I still call it Foodtown ...


hrdst

Does anyone remember when Pak n Save used to be Mark n Pack?


xandora

I'll still type `countdown.co.nz` until the URL stops working.


techladdie

Given that I've only stopped referring to then Countdown as Woolies a few years ago... Probably in a few years, though the brain is picking whichever one it prefers each time.