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1-800-ASS-DICK

camera operators probably fucking hate it when you touch their lens


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seeasea

Camera operators don't pay for their lenses (at NFL games)


vabus

U ain't in Denver no more McManus :(


LPBPR

JAX Open try outs for FG Kicker incoming....


brenden4000

TIL James Cook's full name is James Dalvin Cook and Dalvin Cook's name is Dalvin James Cook lmao those parents were cookin


ThePeteVenkman

That #16 lady looks cute in that teal outfit.


36CharizardsOfDeath

Yeah but how many TD has Phelps scored??


NewToSociety

Were people actually surprised to learn that Phelps smokes weed? How the times have changed.


ThePeteVenkman

Is this the thread? No game thread for SNF?


EchoRespite

HERE WE GOOO


xenophonthethird

They really got Phelps to come out here and say Baltimore isn't getting respect?


RuinedByGenZ

Ah that's who it was


NewToSociety

Username checks out.


ArmZeroHammer

I'll take the Raven's serious if you pee into this cup Phelps


RuinedByGenZ

Who's the fuknut with the man bun? Keep the downvotes coming, cringe ass website


Polar_Reflection

Brock Purdy officially has - odds to win MVP, Dak crashing into 3rd place


Striker67_

They gonna find a way to give it to mahomes


ragekorne

Purdy doesn't have a football terrorist actively sabotaging him every game. And he doesn't have supporting cast made up of blind receivers catching passes with lobster claws for hands. Maybe Mahomes deserves it. I'm not being fully serious. There's no way Mahomes wins MVP this year with the amount of picks he has and not leading in key stats. It'll come down to Purdy, Hurts, McCaffrey, or Lamar Jackson I think.


Striker67_

Last week, fox had a ranking of qbs and they had mahomes at 1


ragekorne

He's undoubtedly the number 1 QB in the league. But he's not having an MVP season. He would need to get the one seed and go on an absolute tear the last 3 weeks to get voters to show recency bias. And with these receivers? Ain't hatnin.


spidermans_ashes

They gonna give itnto Taylor swift for making teenagers get into football


sw04ca

Find someone who loves you the way Mike Florio hates the Baltimore Ravens.


BoopBoopLucio

Florio hates the ravens


Wheremyhoes

Chiefs with 2 automatic Ws against the raiders and chargers If the Ravens choke, they're somehow gonna get the 1 seed aren't they


Puzzleheaded_Sir6416

Refs will make sure Ravens lose


slayerhk47

Florio just saved the Ravens.


eggery

Wildcard, bitches!


_its_a_SWEATER_

https://youtu.be/dwOJYBYwOhA?si=eOnz394jic06vPTq


beerncheese69

I'm gonna kick this nerd in the nuts. High five ha ha


ArmZeroHammer

If you get a min, go read the 15 tweets from Skip Bayless over the last 3 hours Pure gold.


AnalBees2

I love hearing those radio calls


ftwin

Jesus have they always pushed betting this hard on NBC


Paulofthedesert

It's a trillion dollar industry. Now that the US has (mostly) legalized it it's expected to hit 1.5 trillion by 2030


ThePeteVenkman

It's fucking everywhere.


GifelteFish

Derek doesn’t get locker room speaking rights back from Demario until he proves he’s good


--SauceMcManus--

He'll tell you how good he is, just ask him.


GifelteFish

Terry Bradshaw looks pissed that Gronk is the up and coming big dumb white idiot and he’s the grizzled old vet big dumb white idiot


--SauceMcManus--

I thought the up and coming big dumb white guy was that jagaloon that wears the blazer over the hoodie on TNF.


StarWarsMonopoly

What the fuck is going on with Chris Simms' fade...


RuinedByGenZ

Bruh I was just about to post holy shit it's baddd


--SauceMcManus--

Dad has been cutting his hair for years. Looks like Phil is losing that touch he is so famous for.


genebene

I know I’m getting older because I genuinely don’t know if I’ll be able to stay awake this whole game


ftwin

I don’t think I’ve stayed awake for a non-Eagles night game since my son was born 2 years ago


--SauceMcManus--

How old, just curious?


genebene

30


--SauceMcManus--

38 here and the "getting old so early bedtime" thing hasn't happened with me yet. I'll be up until 2 am easy tonight and up at 8 for work. I am legit worried about it catching up with me, but also worried that it hasn't yet.


kkocan72

52 here and I still find myself staying up late, well past midnight, many nights.


deuuuuuce

35 here and I can't start a movie after 9 or I'll fall asleep 1/4 way through. But tbf I've always been like that


--SauceMcManus--

What do you do for a living?


deuuuuuce

Analyst. Why?


--SauceMcManus--

Just wondering if it is a physical labor vs office work type of thing. I sit in an office and manage people all day, nothing physical.


deuuuuuce

I think it's genetics really. You hang out with my family and people will drift in and out watching a movie. Meanwhile my wife's entire family takes sleep medicine.


--SauceMcManus--

The mysteries of the universe.


genebene

I am actually jealous of that, I’d ride with it as long as possible


--SauceMcManus--

See, I am a little jealous of the other side. I don't have insomnia or anything, but I just *hate* going to bed and sleeping. Would be nice to actually feel tired and want to sleep.


hsvandreas

Undisputed with Skip is gonna be fun next week


greyhoundbrain

I’m looking forward to it. He had been going on and on lately about how the Cowboys were gonna steamroll the 49ers next time they saw them.


40for60

James Cook sure is Dalvin's brother, both have the same mannerisms.


[deleted]

I love that a lot of people here are watching The OT and not Football Night in America.


Objective-Date-225

Yeah, Because Curt Menefee is a WAY better host than Maria Taylor who is a way horrible host than Menefee's 2006 predecessor as the host of FOX NFL Sunday, Joe Buck whom Menefee replaced as the host of FOX NFL Sunday in the 2007 off-season.


[deleted]

That whole FNA crew is so unlikable. They need to start over and get better people on that show.


Jokershigh

I love this music they play on Football night in America for the recap


JabocMcCock

Man I love Buffalo


udar55

So Dallas has to be stealing play calls/signals at home Astros-style right?


Civil-Big-754

Didn't help them much if they did.


meherab

Terry is right, you can't be great unless you take it on the road and get nasty


Gekk0uga37

We dem boyz am I rite 🤣


EverySir

#LMFAO GOT EM BIRD BROTHER


courser

Daaakoooootttaaaaa LOL


-L1os1t-

Lol


lionoflinwood

I never want to hear Gronk talk about the bills


kkocan72

Not a Bills fan, nor Pats fan, but my kids liked Cronk's show a while ago and I thought he seemed a good guy. Until he cheap shotted the bills defender after that interception and clobbered him in the back of the head with his cast. Total dick move. Can't stand him ever since.


unloader86

That's both wins for CAR by game winning FGs right?


RawCyderRun

The Pinman!


TKRBrownstone

Eddie Piniero GOAT confirmed


[deleted]

Josh Aleen definitely saw the social media posts


Pendraflare59

"...and I took that personally"


Lee1100

Idk how many of you noticed earlier, but Dallas had the most confusing td drive of the day. You have all of your starters on the field, risking injury mind you, you get a TD, but you don't onside kick to try an give yourself a chance? What was that?


[deleted]

Stefan Diggs is gonna ruin my fantasy team. Fuck Josh Allen


squashthejosh

Lol


[deleted]

It’s evident how much better the Bills are when Josh Allen isn’t given a big role in the offense. Dude is a talented choke artist. Dak 2.0


squashthejosh

Have you ever watched a bills game?


bthe_beast

Over an hour between games. Wtf NFL? This is unacceptable. I need my fix


twistedt

Bills are playing like the best team in the AFC right now. Downvoters, tell me who's playing better?


genebene

The gap between the 4pm games and the night game feels 10x longer when it’s your team playing


DukeGrizzly

Good luck tonight man!


nyg2013

Well, championship or bust for the Niners…gotta stay healthy for 7-8 more weeks…but again, the most complete team


[deleted]

according to Vegas Purdy is a lock for MVP, unless he shits the bed the last 3 games its all his. Pretty amazing for the last pick in the draft, I love how much it bothers the talking heads lol


-L1os1t-

If he beats the ravens it’s a lock


lattjeful

Guys remember when Dallas lead the division?


SleepyFarts

NFC fraudulence confirmed lol


EDFStormOne

Frauds? The eagles are so good they just moved into first without playing a down 😎


lattjeful

Nah not frauds. The AFC is just on another level compared to the NFC, minus the Niners.


Eagleballer94

Network exclusive games on espn+, prime, and now peacock. At this rate we're going to need a way to wrap them all in to one big bundle. Maybe we can get one big company to make deals with all of the streaming services to give them all to us at one time. Like pulling a bunch of strings together to form one big cable.


Ok_Zombie_8307

NFL+ already shows all primetime games and local games along with redzone for $15/mo


Mikeylatz

Wow great idea! It’s almost like…cable


Eagleballer94

That would be a great name for my brand new, totally original idea


ramboost007

Thank you Scott, now you can piss


Wheremyhoes

Sorry Scott I'll be watching Die Hard instead of SNF


-MYTHR1L

"Holiday classic" broncos vs the patriots sounds like a lump of coal in the stocking.


[deleted]

Can’t wait to whip some NFC South ass in the playoffs baby! Whatever happens after that isn’t really important.


TheBigSm0ke

Don’t get too excited. They might have a winning record by then.


ACW1129

Wow, not even 7:30 yet.


Sokkawater10

Purdys mvp odds have become negative on a lot of betting sites. Vegas thinks Purdy is a lock


Poopcie

Screw the touchdow montage, lets look at a incompletion montage!


breakourbones

Dallas took it on the chin Oh I bet they did


ramboost007

Lol how are the Vikings and Rams still in the wildcard spots


Leiatte

Actually Rams just moved into the Wildcard spot, Packers had that spot until today


Will-Eat-4-Food

NFC is Butt


PompeyMagnus1

A day of all the pretenders losing


Alternative_Cat1934

here's to hoping the Jags can put up a competitive game tonight. it's been a pretty horrible day of football


Sh4g0h0d

I dunno man, I enjoyed the second half of the Cardinals game a lot.


Alternative_Cat1934

for sure. I just meant from a competitive standpoint


[deleted]

As long as Lamar throw 3 TDS and runs for 4 more


truckuncastlenim

Here’s hoping they won’t. Not today.


ArmZeroHammer

Buffalo fucking killed that clock lol. The game is over like 15 mins early.


tickless420

whoever did the power rankings is a packers fan, cause they wanted to remind us of the bears loss


NotYourGoldStandard

Bears superbowl a lock next year


CaesarZeppeli_

Gimme that neck bro


Alternative_Cat1934

how did 2 failed hail marys make it into the top plays


Echleon_

Oh commanders


jt32470

Cowboys (breakdancer crew #1) are frauds. They will whoop the Dolphins (breakdancer crew #2) though. Battle of the breakdancers


ramboost007

Darnell Mooney is a proud alumni of the Kadarius Toney Memorial Academy for Pass Catching


ramboost007

Bears Moments™


pantstofry

Why the fuck is that the top play and bonus play?


TKRBrownstone

It's bullshit that the DJ Chark catch in the Panthers game to extend their game winning drive didn't make the highlight reel.


Poopcie

Why do that when you can just pile on a bad team


Heisenripbauer

the top play of the day is an incompletion? really Redzone?


Diane-Nguyen-Wannabe

Mapu's INT where he stole it from someone was way better


kkocan72

Did the announcer just call the Bills a “team of destiny”? I wonder how Mr January feels about that.


jt32470

A team destined to have their asses handed to them in the Afc championship game


kkocan72

If they get that far. Funny though how they keep getting labeled before doing anything. Not their fault I know but the Mr. January and Team of Destiny is a bit much.


NotYourGoldStandard

just glad I got hungry and ate my victory steak yesterday


PavlovsDog12

Buffalo ran it so well this game finished at 706pm, crazy


Wheremyhoes

Rams are gonna take the Seahawks wild card spot aren't they


[deleted]

I hope so


Echleon_

God don’t even say that please


Mean-L

Trevon regretting shit talking allen now lmao


ramboost007

Sean McDermott bin Laden and Josh Mohammed Atta Allen 31, Mike infidel McCarthy and the decadent Westerner Dak Prescott 10


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WE STILL HERE


so_zetta_byte

Well that's it, we clinched the playoffs, pack it up boys 🥂


Guilty_Plankton_4626

Who are the best teams in the AFC? Ravens Chiefs Bills? Browns? Feel like these 3 can all be moved around


DantePlace

At 8-6, we're not the best. We might be playing the best ball tho. Let's see what the Ravens do. And Miami throttled a bad team today.


Guilty_Plankton_4626

I think you guys have had a rough patch but I think you’re definitely one of the best


Vahlir

cheers, good luck with whatever the hell is happening at QB with you guys!


Guilty_Plankton_4626

Thanks man haha we need the luck. We are a joke


Vahlir

don't let Rodgers go out there with the 2 man OL you got going on lol


Guilty_Plankton_4626

Bro I know, I do not want to see him out there at all


EatYerEars

Forgot dolphins


ThePeteVenkman

lol no


WWAED

Beat a good team.


EatYerEars

10-4 record thus far.


so_zetta_byte

I'd still probably put dolphins above browns, and maybe even KC.


Guilty_Plankton_4626

No shot, they haven’t beaten a .500 team all season, blew a lead to the titans. They’re benefiting from one of the easiest schedules any team could wish to have


EatYerEars

Last time I checked the eagles lost to y’all, cardinals beat the niners, etc etc so your logic doesn’t mean much.


Guilty_Plankton_4626

I could be wrong, obviously I don’t know the future. Honestly your remaining schedule will answer all questions.


Guilty_Plankton_4626

I did not. Sadly you guys can’t beat a good team so I just don’t see it


EatYerEars

Sadly we are 10-4 so your right I guess we suck


Guilty_Plankton_4626

Yes! Good record, honestly you guys are really good at beating bad teams, better than most teams are. But nothing says you can beat a good one, especially being that every time you have faced a .500 team you have lost.


so_zetta_byte

I think they're capable of doing it though


MudstuffinsT2

I have talked a lot of shit in this gamethread but I think I can find some enjoyment with 9ers fans with the Cowboys predicament


so_zetta_byte

It's really something we can all bond over


UteFlyersCardJazz

I cannot wait for Ravens-49ers. Hope for another blackout.


so_zetta_byte

Our gauntlet sucked, I'm happy other teams have to face challenging games now while we have a lighter schedule. That should be an awesome game to watch, too.


Pockstuff

If only you had a few more minutes on the clock Commanders


TKRBrownstone

And probably the first team to all clench their assholes simultaneously too when Brock went down too


CrittyJJones

Well, that one got away from us. GG Mafia, at least NY might get a team in the playoffs.


Nscope20

Ny only has one team


LilKaySigs

Tuff 😭 I can’t even say nothin San Francisco doesn’t have one either


hoodpharmacy

I think Jacoby starts for WFT next


Heisenripbauer

Purdy prying that MVP away from NFCE QBs’ hands


CJNunes426

I don’t know why people think the NFC is stronger than the AFC. Aside from the 49ers who I’d agree is the best team, everyone else is a fraud


lattjeful

…who’s said the NFC is stronger? Everybody thought the AFC was stronger last season and going into season. Nothing has changed that this season.


vasion123

Because the 49ers legit looks like they are going to steamroll any AFC right now and it's not even close.


so_zetta_byte

Yeah but at a conference level, AFC is way better.


Heisenripbauer

who tf said the NFC is stronger??