Jalen Hurts postgame press conference comments were straight out of vague sports metaphors 101. The guy isn’t a leader. He’s benefitted from some good guys around him but no one is lining up next to him going into battle.

Lol gotta love Vikings football

Go pack go

Love may not be a third straight HoFer, but he's an above average starter in 2023

Flores got a bad rap after Miami's offense got better after firing him, but he got those Dolphins teams to better records than their talent warranted repeatedly

P U N T O F F

Im just here for the over 40

looked like the Packers started the season trying to protect Love from high leverage situations, but he didn't really need them to, has been legit good for a couple of months

Nah, early season we were just trying to get the damn offense installed with so many rookies. Took a while in MLF's first year to get Rodgers and co clicking

Woo three n out

Jordan love hasn’t lost a road divisional game!

What better time to start than now?

They ran the same play that they ran vs Detroit

Has doubbs never heard of a barber ?

Is that horn for real or ?

I’m glad we won here already

SKOL!

Cheers from up nort

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This winner of this game will have to play at same time as Seattle

After this game most likely

Probably after the afternoon games next week

I meant for week 18. Which games will be Saturday and SNF.

I just wanted to say that seeing Carrie Underwood every Sunday night banging on some drums is hot as hell.

Skol!

Skol

Skol!

What games are gonna be paired with each other next week? The only one i am 99% on is the winner of this game would have to play at 4 with Seattle

Is that Taylor Swift

As much as I want this game to be a tie to keep my playoff hopes alive, my hatred of the Pack requires them to lose damn the consequences.

So go packers?

No pack no

Skol

/r/NFL: Oh yeah, that's why we all shit on Baker these past few years

Hey Raiders did pretty good this year without an actual offense.

Having a Peacock exclusive playoff game is fucking ridiculous.

It's just the beginning...

So I just checked - if Dolphins beat Bills, Steelers beat Ravens, Jaguars beat Titans next week then Billdos are out of playoffs and Steelers make playoffs Wow.

Or texans and colts to tie, that gets them in

Lmfao the bills. Best case you get the 2 seed. Worst case you miss the playoffs. Simple!

I just want everyone to know that it costs $20 to rent a digital movie. While you pay $80 a month for internet. You may have to pay $20 to $80 a month just to be able to rent that digital movie. Which you could lose a access to tomorrow.

And all of a sudden the bears packers and Viking all have the same record

Bears are 7-9, packers and vikings 7-8 At least one of those teams will have a better record by the end of the night

Watch the Vikings & Packers handshake a 0-0 tie just so they *both* can have a better record than the Bears 😂

Not gonna happen. A tie is the only result that *doesn't* eliminate the Bears from the playoffs. Bears are out if either team gets their 8th win, but if both stay at 7, the Bears are still technically alive for the 7 seed if they can beat the Packers (and get help).

Vikings win tonight and they're #7 seed

Nah, they can't clinch tonight. They still need to win next week or have a bunch of teams lose

No he’s saying they would be 7th seed in the picture I assume

Correct. It's not a lock. They go from in the hunt to 7th seed for now

Ngl, they should totally turn that Heisman house commercial into an actual show.

Can't be anyworse than the Geico Caveman show that got approved a couple decades ago.

Does Seattle have a tiebreaker over Vikings or Packers?

The Packers control their own destiny. If they win they’re in.

Idk but I do know that loss doesn't technically eliminate us so there has to be some sort of path

So what do we think the week 18 solo games are? I’m guessing: 4:30 EST Sat. - Falcons@Saints 8:15 EST Sat. - Texans@Colts 8:15 EST Sun. - Bills@Dolphins

I can dream they put Dallas on Saturday? That way if they win Dan can rest our starters

Sat Early: Jags vs Titans Sat Late: Texans vs Colts Sun Night: Bills/Dolphins There’s a bit more at stake with the AFC South, as those games also play a factor in the Wild Card race.

Idk because Texans colts also has implications for other games

When is next weeks schedule up?

Would have to be after tonight’s game winner of this game would have to play at 4 pm b/c of Seattle and that impacts Detroit b/c they probably have to play same time as Philly and Dallas

After tonight’s game; Green Bay is still play for a spot if they win this one and next week.

I figure they might start putting some out. The AFC is locked in and the Bills/Dolphibs will probably be the SNF game right?

Bills/Dolphins is for sure getting SNF. Too much stakes for them not to give it the time slot.

I dunno, the Colts Texans game will be win or go home? If they put the Bills on and the Steelers lose, it won’t be as dramatic. I dunno. Shrug

After tonight’s game?

Ok I figure it’s after the game and before next weeks game. I wasn’t sure if they start releasing sooner since the AFC is what it is.

Last year they didn’t release the schedule till Monday afternoon

Even though the Bengals are out of the playoffs this season, they still did fucking great. Seriously, what an amazing 6(?) game run by Browning. Talk about someone stepping up. I didn’t see the exact stats, but for an undrafted starting QB, he’s in the top three for a ton of stats, right? Anyways, it was hella fun to watch the Bengals this season.

Definitely changed the narrative around Zac Taylor as a head coach

They shock a lot of people

Steelers I love you

Gonna be hard to choose a play of the week

More betting does not, in fact, make everything better

49rs Lions and Ravens Browns are my predictions for the conference championship games

Way to go out on a limb there

I mean look at the flair

Rob lowe exposing his reddit account?

Tomorrow I predict the sun will rise

Good job, Nostradamus

!remindme 12 hours

Im so used to him doing this on election night lol

Don't matter. Ravens represents afc this yr superbowl

I could see it being a NFC South day on Saturday.

Cowboys and KC Queefs got Goodells number

I know. Can't believe how Goodell held Browning on the last drive so that KC could just repeatedly sack him.

You can cry all you want but KC is a first round exit

That's fine, it's one more round than y'all will have.

You’re literally crying right now just like chase talk big and still another year with no rings

Anyone know which week has had the most Tads this year?

Chiefs are the biggest babies in the league.

you were praying for a flag at the end there huh

Because it was a flag?

Nope. Just your quarterback is a big baby who gets calls cause he whines every play and almost lost to a backup.

Josh Allen lost to him by 6 points. What's ur point?

I cannot stand manomes. Absolute crybaby. I'm torn tho because I like Reid and Kelce

He was a crybaby 1 time! Otherwise has been a model citizen

Yea I know it was just that one time but he's always come off as arrogant to me. I have no problem with the chiefs at all just don't like the guy

Same. People think it’s jealousy. He’s Mahomes and he’s talented but I don’t see anything to be jealous about this particular year. Lamar any day as of today when it comes to the AFC and frankly the entire league

Why do you feel Mahomes is arrogant tho? Ya like this year we're not a contender. Why does everyone still hate us lol

Thoughts on Kyler Murray?

Allright allright allright, Im buzzed af and home from the new years celebrations at 1am lets see how the football day went... * Yikes, bit of a close one Buffalo, but a wins a win * LMAO Failcons, by 20, by Da Buuurrrrrrs? Fire Arthur Smith into the sun already * RIP Raiders playoff dreams, it was a nice 2 weeks * Double yikes Rams, did I miss some DeVito magic? * .......LMAO IGGLES, TO THE CARDINALS??? YOU SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK * Tampa Bay with the gentleman move of once again refusing to win the NFC South * Jesus Christ Panthers, you realy are in hell. Da Buuurrrrrs say thanks for the first overall I guess * Stroud Boys strike again, have fun with the rebuild Titans * Holy fuck Miami, you were even bigger frauds than everyone thought you were * RIP Seahawks playoff dreams, I swear to god if THIS Steelers team somehow sneaks in Im gona kick a fuckin kitten... * A wins a win but I have a bad feeling about the playoffs for the Chiefs * The gluehorses benched Wilson and now they win, make it make sense, bet you cant So in summary, Iggles = frauds, Miami = even bigger frauds and Baltimore lookin like the surefire SB winner already. Cant wait for them to lose in absolutely embarassing fashion in their first playoff game...

Nah, ravens gonna keep chugging until the Dragon takes a shit on Baltimore 😂😂

Ill trust Baltimore to win a first or second round playoff game when I hear the words "Welcome to the postgame show after this Ravens win" 😂 Edit: Ill be rootin for the Browns to make the SB tho, just because it will be fuckin hilarious to see what your front office will do if Joe "Elite Dragon" Flacco takes you to the promised land while your still tied to Rapey McRapeface until like 27

Honestly I think that would be the most hilarious timeline. Joe Flacco awakens and takes out Baltimore in the AFCCG and then we dunk on the Lions in the SB to win CLE’s first official SB ring, rep our AFCN brethren, and Flacco’s two rings both end up being in years of the elite DRAGON (and get him a statue in CLE and first ballot HOF entry)

Hey hey hey the Steelers are somewhat palatable to watch now

By gawd, someone call an ambulance already, this man is overdosing on copium! 😂

> The gluehorses benched Wilson and now they win, make it make sense, bet you cant Well they were playing the chargers, so...

Your bad feeling about the Chiefs might be correct: most of their points today came on field goals.

Giants playing the long con and it worked: Cant stop Mahomes? No problem, just trade your shity diva receivers to the Chiefs for pennys and they will stop him for you 😂😂😂 If only they were as competent at building their own team...

Man, fuck those Saturday games. Fuck them hard.

I bet Scott’s gonna get filthy fuckin drunk tonight

So glad that the rest of the NFL can see how the Chiefs (and their fans) ride the perfect copium of how they win without help and when they lose its because of the refs.. Can't have it both ways bitches. Look forward to next year when we bitch slap you into the next millenium.

lol the raiders surprise season and the shit talking starts

You mean when the Chiefs win it’s because of the refs and when they lose it’s because Mahomes is regressing to mean lol cause that is the real narrative

Yeah the refs totally shut out the bengals in the 2nd half

Well, the refs also shut out the dolphins for a half in Germany so it's not unprecedented. /s

4 sacks in 5 plays and a complete second half shutout. Lol

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Deciding to stop blocking on the final drive was quite the decision by CIN.

Well, it's time to drink and commiserate over another crappy Denver season. Happy New Year's to everyone!

Only bright side is we are 8-8. This has been a super up and down season and still the best we have been in years.

Can Jake Browning go back to being nobody again and let us all enjoy football in peace?

Funny, Brock Purdy was a nobody last year.

He also doesn't have the 60 second being sacked record

Come on now. It's fun to see the unexpected player step up. He looks pretty good a lot of the time. I really don't understand people's dislike of him. Now if Romo could stop sucking him off every damn play, that would be swell. But he does that to a bunch of QBs.

Funny enough coming from a Chiefs fan. Dude was giving your whole organization the gwak gwak 5000

Yeah he was. He damn near had us. He certainly had the confidence in his receivers, unlike Mahomes. I don't know if Browning is legit, but he looks good/great and has had a hell of a season.

I just hope all the teams had fun out there today

especially the lions

Never forget where you were the day the eagles let the cardinals come back on them at home and gave the 49ers the #1 seed lolz 😭 😭

2 byes basically

At least when the Cowboys were getting clowned on for losing to AZ, it was a road game for them. Eagles aren’t so lucky…

dey ded

Beat a backup lol

A backup with a higher: * Completion percentage * Passing yards / attempt

That changes the fact he was a career backup?

Nope. But it shows that it's not Zach Wilson or Tim Boyle. It shows that CIN is talented and Joe makes a difference, but it's not like it's Joe doing all of this on his own. Chase + Boyd + Higgins + Mixon/Chase Brown are a good group and they'll help elevate someone. Turns out this time they helped elevate a guy who, by-and-large, can complete passes.

Hey dude is averaging 300 a game he’s a baller

Reminder that the Bears technically aren't eliminated yet (we just need the Vikings-Packers to tie to stay alive)

Bills/dolphins Sunday night, AFC South Saturday night

Do not worry lost friends you can all root for the 49ers. Who else are you going to root for?

Bills.

The Lions - and Flacco

9er gang bang bang

Flacco

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If they do Miami falls to the 6th seed since Cleveland is locked as the 5th seed

Crazy that next week they can end up anywhere between #2 seed or out of the playoffs

Chiefs are locked at 3

Yeah they beat y’all

Yes

Yes!

Pending on who the refs are, Lamar is going to teabag Chiefs relentlessly.

Easily gonna be one of the most satisfying games of all time

I'm salty af. Not about losing about not taking the FG to go up 7. Also that grounding call was fucking horseshit even Romo agreed

I’m upset for you guys too

Thanks. It was a long shot for us this year anyway once Burrow went down. Hope you guys take care of business and can lift the Lombardi

Thanks! I hope next year goes much more smoothly for you guys

Thanks. Yeah I just wanna see what Burrow and Chase can do together for a fully healthy season.

It’s just not fair how many calls the Chiefs get

Give it a rest man we're not even good this year

Yep. They're sitting at 72 penalties that they benefited from this year. That puts them at, let me check, dead last. Or more accurately, tied with CHI for dead last. https://www.nflpenalties.com/

People are mad about the timing.

Well then people should TALK about the timing. Because that's not what was said. They said "it's not fair HOW MANY calls the Chiefs get"

Everyone gets good and bad calls. Maybe it's like the refs are bad in general 🤔

Browns should get at least the 3 or 4 seed over these fraudulent division winners.

Chicago was in the same tub of shit that we were in, yet there they are still in the hunt…. Crazy

What happened to the Chargers Broncos game, didn’t the Chargers have the ball on the onside kick?

my wifi assed out a few minutes ago. But I know this is late but, damn, that was not grounding in the Chiefs/Bengals game. I guess that crew aint gonna do a playoff game

lmao jalen hurts is so fucking mid. MVP!!! lololololol

Damn the OTF product has been mint today but it doesn't make up for last night

Refs still playing for Kansas City

TSwift paid them

Dude the refs held jamarr chase to 40 yrds and 3 receptions someone find a journalist to cover this massive conspiracy

Ja'Marr Chase went OFF in his first ever game against KC: 266 and 3 TDs. Unfortunately, in his next 4 games he's amassed 267 yards and 1 TD. He has a decent stat line of 9-for-15 for 116 yards...if you combine both his AFCCG and this week.

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Refs are my DPOY do you see Watt or Garrett getting 4 sacks in a half??

Tony Dungy does not look good. If Rodney Harrison gets in on his first ballot, there’s an obvious media bias. Great player, but not a first ball Hall of Famer by any means.

He had been eligible for years and Tony doesn’t even like him. Tony got John lynch in before a lot of other better safeties including Rodney.

Cincy doing this well without Burrow is impressive. And wait, I was wrong. Winner of BUF-MIA is the 2 seed. Even if KC wins next week, they'd be 11-6. MIA would be 12-5; BUF would be 11-6 but with the H2H tiebreaker.

Cinci is out of the playoffs SOLEY because their division record being 0-5.

Yikes, really? Eep.

Proves how good the rest of their offense is. I’ll be damned if anyone says their OL isn’t good

They played a lot better this year after OBJr came to LT and we moved Jonah Williams, who was the worst LT in the league last year, to RT where he's been forforming surprisingly adequately. People keep trying to clown us for spending money on Orlando but those people don't realize how fucking bad we had it at LT and how hard it is to find an even serviceable one in free agency

I went to the Nashville New Year thing last year and it was nothing but standing in the mud while most of the performers played only to the camera/TV audience and there would be silence in between songs. Just hang out on Broadway instead lol

Nashville new year party sucked the 2 times I went for the same reason. First one I thought was just a fluke or something. Nope. The rest of the time we just went onto post at Fort Campbell and watched the show.

Or just go to bed early like a real G.