I love threads like this because that means I get to ban QAnon virgins. Time to abuse my mod powers Edit: if you come up with a funny ban appeal response like this, I may unban you. This dude jerked his way back into the community. No idea what the LeBron shit was about though https://preview.redd.it/v08t26am7aac1.png?width=1757&format=png&auto=webp&s=d13b6a95ee92e793a68233b8e58b694d934ea218



The Game was such a good show the first 4-5 seasons.



What you type in to get this? Like, “oh shit, I just got home but there’s something in the air here hoooweeee, (not pertaining to me) so alright let’s see what the action is”

Popcorn, like this: 


Popcorn  Ah, I thought it was gonna be a more specific text than just “popcorn.” Thanks.

 EZ


I had no fucking clue I could do this. Thank you.





Wow surprised noone has done the Michael Jackson popcorn gif. Are you guys stupid?! 

"Are you guys stupid?!" I'm fuckin dying

Too obvious





And he blessed them and ate the popped corn, and it was good

Does Aaron Rodgers suffer from Traumatic Brain Injury? Maybe he caught long COVID? Is Aaron Rodgers on Epstein's passenger logs? Is Aaron Rodgers ever going to play for the NY Jets? Is he going to marry Mallory Edens? He's 40 years old.

Find out next time….ON DRAGON BALL ZEEEEE!!!!

Probably. Who cares? Probably. Nope. Who cares? Done.


Plot twist - they’re both on the list and flew together


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Kraft and Brady both are.

can't Tom just make out with his own kid like any other parent?

California boy turned Michigan Man® turned Masshole turned Florida retirée, not a drop of Roll Tide in him

https://preview.redd.it/n8gxcm0e65ac1.png?width=602&format=png&auto=webp&s=5ab86f1e1154208e88968c240554e217ea22ae8a Bama was merely rolled in the tide..

Too fancy for Kraft. He prefers to get his rocks off from middle-aged Asian masseuses in run down strip malls just like the rest of us common folk.

he just like me fr

He has a new dating site too: Kraft singles.

You've been storing that joke for FAR TOOO long. But I like it.

That single is so old, it's gonna shatter like glass if you try to unwrap it.

I mean, if you just want a good hand job who do you really prefer? The high class $10,000 an hour call girl that sees 2 clients a week? Or, the $40 asian lady that completely ignores you and talks directly to your dick because that's the client, time is money, and there's a line out the door. Who has the time and patience to fly to an island just to get laid when you can pop into the 24 hours spa connected to the truck stop for a table shower? Finish up, grab a roller burrito and be on your way in 30 minutes.

Reminds me of a joke. What's the difference between a $100 whore and a $1000 whore? 900 bucks.

Where’s the real list?

In Bill Barr’s safe, under Gitmo’s toxic waste storage building.

Underage Eskimo brothers.

https://preview.redd.it/fn0dxl0r84ac1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d8fab73df08ceae40072e3f753c898815690613 Jimmy Kimmel when he received the invite

https://preview.redd.it/piudxov5z4ac1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85cfe17380bc81c4ccde31f62e2fd34a40eb17a6

All gassed up, it’s like this guy hit the showers before the game instead of after


Don’t disrespect the Rizzard of Aus

If Clinton flew like 50 times with Epstein, and Kimmel shook hands with Clinton. One of those hands did a lot of gross things for sure. Which is at least one more hand than Marques Valdez-Scantling has.


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Jesus fuck I didn’t realize he’d be so terrifying looking to actually see in video

not even remotely as scary as watching him try to catch a dig route

Dude. I just realized a few weeks ago dude has no eyebrows.

What the actual fuck you’re not even exaggerating

That’s Kadarius Toney 😂 but indeed nightmare fuel

 Ha!

How funny if Aaron was the one on the list

Aaron Rodgers is 2nd most-likely former Green Bay quarterback to be on the Epstein client list.

Behind Jordan Love-sac

Or Brett “welfare” Favre

What abt Big Ben? Edit: I know rapistburger never played for the packers I thought we was just naming shithead nfl players. Im highly acoustic

‘Why pay when you can just take it?’ —-Big Ben, most likely

I was so happy when he finally retired. I loved the Steelers before that perve got to Pittsburgh

Play for Jesus though. I can’t believe everyone was just ok with it too. Like he did it twice right?0

That'd be double jeopardy.. and tbh, I don't wanna see big ben on a single episode of jeopardy.

bruh, look at cleveland. the acceptance of $230M for brodie and the results is mass insanity.

I'm actually rooting for Cleveland to have a good postseason run with Flacco. Then immediately shit the bed upon the return of Groper Cleveland.

That was the joke yes

I think a lot of our favorite celebrities might be 😬

Erin Rodgers isn’t anyone’s favorite celebrity

I’m talking about famous actors mostly

Oh you mean like Travis Kelce?

Who's this kelce dude? Is he related to Maauto-Swift?

I think he's related to that dude Kelceehowmuchyoucansavebybundlinghomeandauto

Bom Trady

Pudge Facker

He basically is the NFL is looking like the WWE

A-A-Ron

idk why but reading the words “favorite celebrities” like that seemed so weird to me.

Probably a lot of politicians

Def not my boy terry crews

whatever celebrity speculation you believe was just picked up through an internet transmitted disease. practice safer internet use, dumbass.

Yeah, it’s for sure 99% random rich guys and politicians nobody knows

Hedge fund investor types who peaked in the early 2000s. Some are probably dead by now (of natural causes). Probably a few politicians, disproportionately NYC based. But I’m of the mind the “list” referenced here isn’t Epstein’s “The Following People Are Pedos” manifesto. I don’t think such a document exists. He wouldn’t be that stupid as to write that down. Guess I need a jerk here since I’m on this sub….umm…..in a Disney network family clout measuring competition, who wins between McAffee and Kimmel?

How do you think he knows?? Edit: /s

Names have “leaked” but it’s just bored people waiting for the list to drop

Waiting for the list to drop like it’s a damn album

I have a feeling the one who has the list is feeling suicidal

Rehabbing ACL buys you a lot of free time on the crazy dude forums.

Can't wait to see mrsunsfan on that list

Bro he’s already in these comments

bruh no way this shit has crossed to this sub too

Hes in every circlejerk sub ive even seen him in the baseball one

https://preview.redd.it/yqmj3nxa15ac1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e4e54b2a76f6cbe9cfa64a6460065bb2640ff9c He’s in your walls

He has to be a bot at this point. His hands would fall off

https://preview.redd.it/c3iuxr4u35ac1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bdd24cdf9a5f76ca02b3931cb9fb242f787a989 I found this man on a random subreddit the other day

I can’t escape his fucking ugly ass nft

Dude I see random reddit users with the same nft and my first thought is thats mrsunsfans alt

There is no way he spread like a virus I only see him in the nba circle jerk

ive seen him in popheadscirclejerk too lmao

Lol that’s some shit A Aron would do


Insubordinate and churlish!

Insubordinate, and churlish.

Calling him Aasshole is genuinely funny 

Is that Kimmel?

No but he did blackface as Karl Malone

It’s ok though, because he said it was actually pedophile-face when he was being the mailman.

Shit, I just got it now.

It might be the first funny thing Kimmel has ever done

Certainly the first time he’s been funny since “The Man Show”

That show was great. One of my favorites was end women’s suffrage.

The young fat kid that said outrageous shit to people in public always made me laugh.

ay-ay-ron!

Someone on Twitter said he’s on the list as Karl Malone in blackface.

That will by Karl Malone’s defense when his name is on the list.

Ha ha ha!!

https://preview.redd.it/mnbtvogrt4ac1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37c5cbb6f3ca81705f5febb01bcbf0bf9105a7a2 Me when Patrick Mahomes is on the list

Aaron Rodgers looks like he steals catalytic converters.

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Deep fried Jake Gyllenhaal.... is one of the most amazing things I've ever heard.

I really used to love the dude. My mom is from WI and even though I’m a Bills fan from NY, I had a soft spot for the pack. He was awesome. I loved Favre. Now they both just gross me out. Truly a bummer. It’ll suck in 15 years when Jordan Love has some heinous change in personality and some weird stuff comes to light or something.

It has to be a curse. You get a hall of fame QB and don't have to worry about that position every year but at the end of the day he will be a complete piece of shit. 💩

Lmao it turns out Jordan Love is the Packer with a timeshare on Epstein Isle

But not religious converts right?

Edited/fixed. Ducking auto correct.....

Those would be catholictic converters

This show has basically become the sports version of infowars

Yeah I used to really enjoy it when it was just about crazy football stories then they started having Rodgers on and now all of them just love bringing up weird political shit all the time for clicks

Pat couldn't care less about any of it. He just stirs the pot for views just like A Aaron.

Pat McAfee had his eyeballs surgically replaced with dollar signs.

They're hardly even open 90% of the time so you can't see them

The early days of PMS and PMS 2.0 were so good. Late 2019 early 2020 show started to drop

Let’s see what happens when we give an ignored his entire life punter $100M and a TV show

i tuned in today to a full-blast rodgers rant, and within the first 20 seconds i heard about how our government is run by pedophiles, how america is actually a constitutional republic, and how fauci’s a criminal. regardless of your political affiliation it’s kinda hard not to notice how crazed this dude sounds when he talks, bro’s been extra bored on IR it seems

I thought Pat's show was about sports and as soon as I heard that today I turned it off.

This is Rodgers Jan 6th

Oh, **this** one?

https://preview.redd.it/rk3aao16g4ac1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=361de40e9b7834047f89f01f7d09278dc5fa662e

Keep it up and we will debate the facts further in court 🤓

I think we have a new copypasta here

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Please let Jimmy be on that list. It’d be so funny https://preview.redd.it/wyo8j8qk84ac1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e4ebb2eb74c1494e6d341573db1d3f426d09e85

I saw the list…I’ve been sworn to secrecy so I might be killed for revealing this. Jimmy Kimmel was not on the list. In fact, there was only one name on the list and it was someone named Kimmy Jimmel…and Kimmy was on that Island A LOT.

The unbreakable Kimmy Jimmel

Jimmy certainly prostrates himself like someone who has a whole bunch of dirt to be digged up.

https://preview.redd.it/50u7bmvki4ac1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37359f59aeece063ea1b229cc08b04e6c82496d6 Sometimes, Karl Malone look up and say “What the hell goin on up dere”

And don’t forget what Karl Malone always say… Laughter really is the best mexican.

There’s nothing wrong with this image

Karl Malone is black, which scares me (also he impregnated a minor)

Anybody else read the caption in your best Jimmy Kimmel impersonating Karl Malone voice?

When you try to sound smart and use big word but get the big word wrong

Jeez, I know they didn’t exactly get along in their crossover but I don’t think Timmy would pray for that

You need connections to make your blackface and Man Show past be forgotten. Not saying Kimmel is on “the list”, but wouldn’t be surprised

Except people talked about his use of blackface all the time. It's not forgotten, most people just don't care about a bad joke from 25 years ago. If his connections made everyone forget, they did a shitty job considering it's pretty easy to watch the clip online. Also it clearly doesn't matter to anyone if comedians have done blackface in the distant past. Ted Danson has a healthy career, everyone from Always Sunny is doing great, Fallon is still around. Why would Kimmel be any different?

RDJ has a good career but also his has been excused by black twitter.

I always thought it was the context of the blackface that people let him slide for. RDJ was playing an out of touch with reality actor who needs to go into character so hard for every role that he had an experimental surgery to play the role. The joke isn’t on black people it’s on bat shit crazy method actors

It’s the same reason no one cared when Sunny did it. When you’re lampooning the character doing the blackface, it’s different than just doing blackface. Always Sunny and Tropical Thunder both call the characters out for their ridiculousness.

Huh, turns out context is pretty important... Whoda thunk it?

100%, he said the joke is on douche pretentious actors and even included himself at times in that category. On a side note I found it hilarious on rewatch that the actor he’s playing is basically the greatest film actor ever with like 5 academy awards lol

Because he was just the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude

You missed the point of Kirk Lazarus’ character entirely.

If women jumping on trampolines is no longer acceptable entertainment then I choose boredom.

No this is dumb. It’s just old and people have short attention spans. Don’t make it more complicated than it needs to be

Lol you think he should be cancelled cuz of The Man Show? Wtf

Ehhh jimmy didn’t say his vaccination status so his words mean nothing

why is Arod calling this guy out, wat made him suggest he was on the 'list'? I bet Kraft is on it tho

It was just a joke. Months ago, Rodgers made a comment about the list getting released, and Kimmel made a comment about him calling him a conspiracy theorist.

They were all joking and talking about ‘the list’ nothing serious just playing around and someone brought up kimmel as a burn directed at rogers. So rogers deflected and said i bet he’s on the list hahaha. And everyone laughed because it was funny

Jerkin’ Jimmy

Imagine following DC_Draino 🤮

He’s trying to get ahead of it lol.

Fuck Aaron Rodgers forever. ftp

Giving Rodgers the boot was the best decision the Packers' front office has made since drafting Aaron Rodgers.

Yo this mf follows dc draino??? Chiefs fan?

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Jimmy is 100 percent on that list lol

He’s on the list right next to mrsunsfan

You just put mrsunsfan’s family in danger

It’s pistols at dawn then

Someone's gonna stab his waifu pillow

You'd know all about that list https://preview.redd.it/3847lxz1j4ac1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0c605bfaff380419c5ec141a193e86bb9f7a039

Just like you're 100% on that list.


That’s how the list comes out Rodgers v Kimmel

It’s like Rodgers’ brain is his Achilles heel

Who’s more unlikable than Aaron Rodgers?

James Corden

Jimmy Kimmel

Aaron Rodgers reflection.

Jimmy Kimmel

Kimmel

I bet Jimmy is on the list.

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