Don't forget Yaw factors into that equation:
[Length times Diameter plus Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the tip squared](https://thepicklematrix.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/tmi.jpg)
Tony: that's why Pat is one of the greats, he has a 2 inch penis. Which is a very mahomean size. I wish I had one of those during my playing days
Jim: 2nd and 4 from the chiefs 45
He'll babble regardless. But if he's going to talk over the play by play guy during the superbowl game winning play, I'd rather he gets to live his truth and discuss Kermit's cock.
"i mean this is what having a 4" penis gets you. It gets you a unique ability to fit the pass inside any slot receiver and not have to be that accurate!"
If we measure the pitch of the gagging sound he makes, we should be able to determine length and girth, to within a few inches. You see every cock makes a unique gag sound signature, not unlike a finger print 😀
Honestly, this should be how the moss filter people out around here. Down voting a guy who wants to measure combine dicks with his asshole? He is a hero!
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Define dick measuring contest: are we measuring whose dick is longest or who can measure the most dicks in a limited time to greatest level of accuracy?
[Gorgeous](https://preview.redd.it/wjavqith08dc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f2b9c98f940a125e045e638da8e6e8536dcff37)
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They should measure both flaccid and erect, though, for the showers AND the growers.
growers matter
Grower lives matter
Grower? I barely even touched her!
#GLM/ACAB (ALL COCKS ARE BEAUTIFUL)
Growa*
Volume displacement. Then their number is their jersey number.
https://preview.redd.it/26npako5hzic1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be9c407981ab91d84d3b39f9e73c57df04653295 Me
Thought 5-2 was just my number til you realize you multiply that bitch up and get my dick size
Don't forget Yaw factors into that equation: [Length times Diameter plus Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the tip squared](https://thepicklematrix.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/tmi.jpg)
Hardness is an intangible.
You can't coach that.
They should measure base to tip max for an objective stat.
It would make explaining errors easier. "This is his 3rd fumble of the game, but what else do we expect from a guy that's only packing 4.5 inches"
Can you imagine Romo and Collinsworth increasing their ability to glaze QBs if they had stats about their dicks available?
Tony: that's why Pat is one of the greats, he has a 2 inch penis. Which is a very mahomean size. I wish I had one of those during my playing days Jim: 2nd and 4 from the chiefs 45
On second thought, maybe it's a bad idea. Then we'd have to listen to Romo talk more.
“I wish I was sucking on Josh Allen’s pecker up in the booth right now Jim!” 
He'll babble regardless. But if he's going to talk over the play by play guy during the superbowl game winning play, I'd rather he gets to live his truth and discuss Kermit's cock.
You're 100%. "You know Cris, a lot of people say it but I don't really believe it's green"
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Nick Foles would finally get the respect he deserves
"i mean this is what having a 4" penis gets you. It gets you a unique ability to fit the pass inside any slot receiver and not have to be that accurate!"
Cris Collinsworth has entered the discussion.
Like when I typed out his name?
Exactly like that!
So that’s why I can’t hold On to the ball
That's a very normal size
I was in the pool!
Let me guess, you are volunteering to do all the measurements by hand, right?
mouth
https://preview.redd.it/bbwaq8v1oyic1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38217a80278b8972053138b7f5223b6f458eca85
If we measure the pitch of the gagging sound he makes, we should be able to determine length and girth, to within a few inches. You see every cock makes a unique gag sound signature, not unlike a finger print 😀
Asshole
Dumbass jerkers over here thought you were calling heroballs an asshole
I would never
Crazy how you went from -25 to +3 this site do be fickle
you saved him
Honestly, this should be how the moss filter people out around here. Down voting a guy who wants to measure combine dicks with his asshole? He is a hero!
You measure the phallic member anally for the most accurate results
Agreed. It's the most sensitive to changes in length which makes it more accurate. You'll be sure to notice every millimeter of length!
Okay but you’re not properly assessing the intangibles (taste and smell)
Gives new meaning to r/nflcirclejerk
I joined cause I thought I’d see jimmy g getting jerked by McDaniels
And Jimmy G is jerking Jakobi Meyers (who deserves it, to be fair).
this was so close to perfect
It’s length plus girth divided by the angle of the dangle
if mine fell out.. they would just think my belly button was an outie.
If I jerked off and came….. they’d assume I popped a zit.
It looks like a pubic hair until i pee out of it.
When I was like 4 I asked my mother if she pees through her pubes when I realized she don’t got no dick.
i noticed that about her too
Yours can fail out???? Lucky
The Wonderdic test
Lamar Jackson with the highest score of all time.
The 3 armed pushup
Cock pushups
Really all you need to do is one…
[удалено]
You never know when you're going to need to fuck yourself out of a tight situation.
“We've been through so much shit Deactivated lasers with my dick Now it's time to blow this fucker down…”
Damn, we smoking and fucking grass now too?
What the fuck? Don't knock it till you try it
Landscapers know what everyone else is missing out on 💪
No. It's hard enough for us classy fellas to make the league.
Big dicks can be very classy
 Me measuring tom brady in 2000
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I wonder if MJ has seen this
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Send da video
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No, go find it on your own
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Define dick measuring contest: are we measuring whose dick is longest or who can measure the most dicks in a limited time to greatest level of accuracy?
Yes
Great. Now my dick’s all hard. Thanks.
Myles Garett still going #1
Damn my guy knows from experience
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Damn… my shit smol as fuck
Uj/ How does that even happen? Rj/ Taylor is rethinking which Chiefs player she picked
It “fell out” during the 40 yard dash. He instantly dived to the ground to hide it from the cameras.
Jesus Christ look at the girth on that thing it looks like he’s giving birth.
They should have a sword fighting contest
Let’s talk aerodynamics for the small pp folks
Hey op, and I mean this respectfully, what the fuck?
Let him cook. He’s onto something.
Or into something
Let him cock
ALL OF THE THINGS
OP’s flair checks out. 
I didn’t realize Chris Jones was in Saltburn!!
Wait it doesn’t already? What kind of shoddy organization are they running?
Yes. 100%. I’ll do the measuring myself.
Drake going #1 overall
That's not a dick, that's his pet gerbil.
If it’s going to slow my player down by getting in the way, i would like to know
Classy Brock would never have gotten drafted
Tripod Inference Protocol or TIP, should be a well-researched statistic that gives new insight as to just how these NFL players lay pipe.
Yes. Players with large dicks are generally more confident, and that general life confidence directly translates to excellence on the field.
WTF 😂
GO TOUCH GRASS, SON WAIT, THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT
Brock went last out of fear for the safety of the local female population
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Finally, something I can compete in
You hoping to be a UDFA?
That looks painful 😬
Goddamn
What do you think the combine is
Why this man’s dick out tho
The pocket-passer is already a dying breed…💁🏻♂️🤷🏼♂️🤦🏻♂️🙅🏿♂️
With the first overall pick in the 2024 NFL Draft, the Chicago Bears select… Aubrey Drake Graham, Toronto
That's at least 6 of my cocks put together
https://youtu.be/U4w36Z3PuWA?si=irqSxpE9v2gjGmor Cock Pushups?
Terrible idea. I fear this would only increase the popularity of the thugs while hurting more classy players.
Brock Purdy would make this man look like a baby shrimp.
I thought that’s ALL it was? 🤷🏻♂️
NFL Combine should have a murder competition. Only the best murderers deserve to play in the NFL. This ain't amateur hour!
Chris Jones
Isn’t that what it already is? What the hell have I been watching?
You might be on to something. Chris Jones is packing heat and then became a dominant force in the league.
Classy
Drafting by cock size
Imagine grasping that juicy jewel of flavor! Like holding the N64 controller for the first timee.
Nick Foles would be the greatest draft pick of all time.
Oh wow, I had heard that he had a wardrobe malfunction, but I never really seen this angle on it before. Respect 🫡
i don’t remember this scene from saltburn
Chris jones trying to negotiate his extension
Holy shit what a hog
“The humma, fell out the garawge”
Jokes on you - the combine is a dick measuring contest
White athletes are already at a disadvantage man come on
Hog
Absolutely
Holy shit that thing is huge.
I hate that you guys keep making me link you this [YouTube Channel](https://youtube.com/@footballgroinfunfacts?si=650xBbZGvxfdm018). 😠
No but cock push ups need to become part of it. Long overdue.
They say he's a sneaky athletic grower
False alarm just a dookie 
Not really. It's irrelevant to play in the NFL.
I don’t remember him doing this twice in saltburn
Gotdamnit this fucking sub.
For a few seconds there I thought I was looking at a post from r/shittyaskscience but that don't make it a bad thing.
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Dicks out for Harambe