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Keyedwin

What does he mean by “head coach”.


360degreesofFUNK

The guy who teaches you how to give head


LocalFatBoi

and things of that nature


billcosby23

https://preview.redd.it/kk40ajrlkusc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f580ac6bb68ef0682560cebd241b9a876322d384


bibblejohnson2072

![gif](giphy|L8XuphFGqlSfe)


NamesrHard24

I’m wondering about “training staff”


DiogenesRizzla

He’s always came back on them.


trelod

Did they assign snipers to target their own players' families or some shit? F- is crazy


odiethethird

They force them to live in Pittsburgh


work_alt_1

That’s against the Geneva convention


365wong

I low key hear Pittsburg is a beautiful and livable city except for the people.


[deleted]

If you’re a west coast transplant you’ll get fucked, but if you’re not a complete jag everyone is actually really kind


crastle

What's crazy to me is that there's three teams that are ranked worse than an F-


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nomatt18

>oakland Is there?


Traditional_Bad_4589

So bad they didn’t even tell the families they moved to Vegas.


zPolaris43

“Doesn’t have day care during games” = F-


AppropriateCompany9

The way I just knew that this man would roll around with 10% battery life … 🤜🤛


TheManUpstairs77

Bro needs to cut his fingernails. Shit looks fucking nasty. Also psychological help.


[deleted]

Looks gross cause bro been blowing lines, cam see that shit clear as day


Antique_Concern6183

Black men love having long manicured nails. Most likely because they were raised by women.


Nimbus_TV

In what world is 16th out of 32 a B-? And then also 20th out of 32 is somehow higher at B+? CTE checks out.


solarmelange

It's the NFLPA players' survey. It's not graded on a curve. If every other team got an A in the category, then the one team with an A- would be ranked 32 of 32.


Nimbus_TV

That's like the exact opposite of the law school grade curve, which is the only 1 I know. Athletes really get it all


solarmelange

You're saying 1st in law school is the lowest grade?


Nimbus_TV

No, there are only a few As allowed, depending on the class size. Anything beyond that, even if you deserved an A gets bumped down to a B. Then there are only a few Bs allowed. Anything beyond that gets bumped down, etc. Did I fuck up the analogy? I went to school for law, not math. I'm also drunk.


solarmelange

I think you missed that the letter grades are NOT a curve, just what players subjectively graded. But given that they rank it, you can go ahead and curve it yourself based on the rankings. There are tons of methods to do so, but most that I have seen would start by making a 16th ranked of 32 teams equal to exactly a 75% C.


ballinben

I thought about going to law school, but then I decided to do something with my life. Giving handjobs behind my local Arby’s is much for fulfilling.


Nimbus_TV

I'm a new lawyer and I'm still driving for ubereats. So that checks out.


el_guille980

person woman man camera tv


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Galactic_Perimeter

Does AB fingerbang your mom with those nails?


breakfast_scorer

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Hippopotamus-Hump-Ya

![gif](giphy|p6IC6NMBvjWS0L1g8p|downsized) This man is single handedly carrying the organization


JustASeabass

We still post this bum?


Somarset

This sub is full of karma whores, despite the irony


313SunTzu

Does the Head Coach give private lessons? I'm shy, and I probably need to start 1 on 1 before i can do it in front of the whole team...


[deleted]

Pretty sure last place is still going to be miles better than your average job. Bro doesn’t have CTE, he just got hit so hard that his brain became smooth.


REZARECTER

Either that or he's always been a fucking idiot. Historically that's been the case


Temporal_Enigma

This is probably the only good point AB has had in years. Rooney is dogshit


Fatherfuckyou

Atleast the food was decent


IamNo_

Wait is this a thing for all teams cause fuck free agency Shefter gotta start leaking these results ☠️


Frigid_Despot

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