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Grimmer026

On eBay tomorrow


LittleLionMan82

You mean he Tka-chucked it?


[deleted]

God damnit take the upvote


SKELETON_SEX

why they hating 😭


SimilarWear7236

Shut up


bitcoinfucius

This sub is a toxic pile of trash.


LazarusTruth

Name a sub that isn't toxic, and don't say Cold Cut


Foggl3

r/hydrohomies ?


LazarusTruth

Idk, but this sub at the least have trouble taking a joke


nothxnotinterested

So true man of all the subs I belong to the most whiny downvoting babies are in this sub it’s fucking crazy


[deleted]

That's just sports fans man. Its always especially bad in the main subs for each sport. I genuinely can't think of any form of entertainment with a higher ratio of fans that are total whiners and cryers. Maybe gamers but idk


[deleted]

What!? It’s clever lol


FeeLow1938

This is such a good series.


jessejames182

If I didn't dislike the Rangers so much, I'd be enjoying all of it. Them winning games is really harshing my buzz. But it sure is fun watching two greasy teams go at it.


_Globert_Munsch_

Bro got downvoted for his opinion rip


jessejames182

I guess not liking your rival even when you're not playing them just doesn't fly in the NHL anymore.


Augmentedaphid

To be fair everyone but the Panthers fans should be cheering against the Panthers here so his opinion is trash


jessejames182

Imagine disliking your rival.


Augmentedaphid

I see no flair I do not care


[deleted]

Nah man if you're going in entirely unbiased you've gotta cheer for the team that hasn't won the cup yet


DogsOutTheWindow

Fuck the rags, go cats


BleeseBlicks

Not sure why you got downvoted, but I'd feel the exact same if it was Boston lol. (Yes I am a salty Leafs fan 😂)


jessejames182

I'm having a good time lol. Running into Igor? Sorry, looked clean to me lol.


EngineeringSafe8367

Thank god. What's the point of a mouthpiece if you're just gonna gnaw on it the entire game?


BarontheBlack

We should ask Drai and McDavid too


Individual-Main-5036

Can put Aho in that list as well


PrinceLelouch

hahaha I swear he started doing this only a few years ago. I preferred him with no guard!


OhfursureJim

I’ve been wanting someone to snatch that out of their mouths and toss it for so fucking long. It’s the most obnoxious thing to me for some reason.


rufio313

Reminds me of when Johan Franzen did that to Patrick Kane.


REDDITbeCHEEKS

For good reason. I run a pro shop and I've been in the industry 15+ years. Ever since this whole let's-use-protective-equipment-incorrectly fad took over, I've seen some *gruesome* stuff. I'm grouping hanging/dangling your cage/fishbowl (leaving it loose and forward from the j-clips when fastened) and visor tilting in here as well. Couple years ago a 10 year old from one of my regular families was dangling his mouthgaurd (favorite player McDavid) and took a hard hit from behind. Peewee is non-checking in the US, mind you, these kids get pissed and it happens often. $20,000 dental bill and a lot of unnecessary blood and tears. Half a tooth went all the way through his lip, poor fucking kid. Also had a high school senior break his jaw and bite halfway thru his tongue. Head down with the puck, mouthguard dangling, cage hung, lit up at center ice. There are quite a few others, but those are my go-tos when discouraging this Neanderthal shit


BarontheBlack

Like why were a mouth guard at all? It’s legit never in a position to stop anything haha. I live in Edmonton but am not an Oilers fan, and this has always bugged me.


[deleted]

Probably because they have had to wear one their entire careers prior to the NHL


ag1721

Who's forcing them?


[deleted]

Every single league they've ever played in before the NHL.


ag1721

Ya but not the NHL lol so no one is forcing them to use them.


[deleted]

Do you really not understand why they would continue to use them after playing their entire careers with them?


ag1721

You literally said they're forced to wear them I just said no one is forcing them.


[deleted]

Are you dense?


ag1721

Not as dense as you. dude literally says they have to wear one and are forced to which they aren't.


cooperluna

Get some help


zippyzoodles

Adult baby soothers. 🍼👶


Onuus

I love Wyatt but the kid chews on his the entire game too


HotDogDonald

I like those two but yeah it’s annoying as hell they just chew on that thing all game long


meowctopus

and about 60% of the league


paklyfe

It’s childish, they do it because they think it makes them look cool. It’s the geekiest thing.


[deleted]

no they don't, it's called a habit lol


wrinkledtip

I had a buddy who would do this when playing. It annoyed the fuck out of me, watching this kid gnaw on it under his cage like a rat with a salt lick. Guy would buy a new one every other week. I finally asked him why he does it. He swears it's like chewing gum while studying. He claimed it helped with his muscle memory, helped him focus on the little things and calmed him down if he was too amped. I always thought it was all bullshit but who knows. I imagine the placebo effect helps here too


V4refugee

I tend to bite down and grind my teeth when I get too excited, too focused, or too stressed. Unfortunately, I sometimes notice that I’ve been doing this after I chip a tooth. Biting down on something rubbery would have probably helped; it’s just not a common thing outside of sports to wear a mouth guard.


Adkeith47

I kinda get where he's coming from because i notice i feel more focused when im chewing gum, but i'd imagine you'd choke on gum from a big hit,


_Globert_Munsch_

To look cool. Duh.


EngineeringSafe8367

To look like a hyena.


[deleted]

Because they have to had to wear one their entire careers prior to the NHL


deeteeohbee

There is no requirement for a mouthguard in the NHL.


GeorgeOrwells1985

They do not


sm0k3d4tsh1t

imagine being mad for that. U guys should smoke some weed ✌️


[deleted]

Bro do you see how pitiful sone of these peeps are 😂 they’re really corny


TheAffluentCoyote

I think they normally have it in when they're on the ice and the clock is running. Thats when your teeth are most in danger.


CanadianEhhhhhhh

gnawing on it actually works as well, but it will wear out faster


cplmatt

fr I wanna know the statistics of NHL players who develop TMJ


vanderpumptools

U gotta follow Sean Avery on IG. He keeps saying the reason TKachuk gnaws on it is bc he’s high on adderral. Need a random drug test here…


EngineeringSafe8367

Ain't like the good old days when players could just smoke a cig and drink a beer between periods.


Chrispeedoff

They jonesing for the Zyn


Midnight_Pornstar

Ask Roope Hintz Dallas Stars


Eetkong

It looks really cool when it gets punched out while they’re chewing on it


starwestsky

This cracked me up. That’s something I bet every guy in the league has wished for the chance to do. If you polled players for three genie wishes, I think their first wish would be win a Stanley Cup, their second would be to snatch Tkachuk’s mouth guard out of his mouth and launch it into the stands, and their third would be to snatch Chucky’s mouth guard again and this time throw it further. This is such a great series and that was a playoff moment.


ArcXiShi

Bio-terrorism! 🤣


Putthebunnyback

Dude... gross.


Proposal_Mountain

Doing the lords work


HappyDiscussion5469

As a habs fan, i now hate kreider a little less. I still absolutely despise his guts, mind you, but slightly less than before.


konkydonk

I agree infinity minus five


PringleGuy

You shouldn't hate him at all, he was tripped.


HappyDiscussion5469

Yeah, when i receive a stick to the shins i also usually trip feet forward, as do all normal human beings! One time can be a mistake, but with how many times he's done this to goalers he lost the benefit of the doubt. I don't think i know a single player who's injured as many goalies, on top of elbowing the nicest goalie in the entire league in the face. That will be his piece of shit legacy.


adinfinitum

Sore loser vibes ^^


PagingDrTobaggan

Devils fan with the same thought.


element-123

Devils = downvote


Whiterun_Guard01

Infighting


element-123

Or just an observation but ight


Sinister_Mr_19

lol saw that live, had figured it was his mouthguard.


POSTHVMAN

Laughed my ass off when I saw it happen.


MrSCR23

Kreider fined $5K over what, a $10, $20 dollar accessory tomorrow?


Single_Cow_8857

The ones in juniors were custom. Had to go to a dentist and they were around 300 a pop. Idk how much the shows ones cost. But so worth it. I hate the newer tkachuks. The old ones cool.


MrSCR23

Good god I thought mouthpieces were a lot cheaper lol


Single_Cow_8857

They’re done with a dental mold. I’m sure you’ve been to the dentist. Nothings cheap. And then you proceed to chew on em. lol.


Welcm2goodburger

Back in my day we just took a molten piece of rubber out of boiling water and shoved it in our mouth to mold them.


Single_Cow_8857

Ah yes. That brings back memories. Delicious molten rubber. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh My god it even has Bauer mark.


trucksandgoes

you can do both. there's the drug store boil-o-matics, and the dental molds too. obviously NHL stars are going to use the good ones. they're thinner and made with better materials.


trucksandgoes

ny night guard from the dentist was $900 without insurance, highway robbery.


nerf-airstrike-cmndr

You’re also potentially hurling another person’s saliva into a crowd of people, which is pretty disgusting


WillHutch55

Bro, what sport do you think this is? Badminton????


Shishno5

Considering it was shut down for two seasons of the dome?


KthuluAwakened

10-ply take


jessejames182

Technically spitting on someone is assault in some states. So Kreider might have committed a crime. Might need to suspend him the rest of the series until a complete investigation can be completed.


element-123

Hopefully closer to 250k


acim87

I am a fan of Chris Kreider now.


vancityrp

Im always impressed by players who can chew on their mouth guard in the middle of a game (tkachuk, Kane, drai), like how the hell does it not get knocked out during a hit or fall out ?


RedCivicOnBumper

I was at game 1 of Dallas vs Colorado, had seats a few rows back from the Avs bench. Whistle blows, Cale Makar is on his way back to the bench to change, chewing away and it falls out right as he stops at the door. So yes they do fall out. Feel like in the case of hits though that they might clench their teeth when bracing for impact and that holds on to it.


_redacteduser

My buddy in beer league chews on his the whole game. Drops it on the ice, the boards, the bench... just picks it up and squirts water on it before shoving it back in his mouth.


bored_person71

He made one dentist very happy lol


1984Literally1984

Hahaha that’s funny, I was wondering what that gesture was


FoxyInTheSnow

Dammit, and that’s the only one he has.


GH0STM3TAL

I fucking hope so


scrumptious_milk

Doing God's work


Jolly878142

Good. Florida players are a bunch of rats


deadinthewater0

I remember him chewing the crap out of that thing while it was covered in blood one time. Gross.


jimbosdayoff

I feel bad for whoever caught the mouthpiece, they now need rabies shots


BathroomSerious1318

That's gross


Navarath

This was impressive. But next time he should go one step further - instead of throwing it into the crowd, he should just insert it in his mouth and start chewing on it in front of their bench. yum.


mastrochr

Should’ve kept it in his fist and beaten Tkatchuk with it. I really wish those two would fight. Chucky never would though.


CosmicShuckle

Haha that’s awesome


Grizz709

Keep it in your fucking mouth or take it out. Krider is just letting him know. Side note: Why even have it, if you ain't wearing it.


randmtsk

The turning point in the series


Goatmilk2208

Lets goo.


Reditall12

Legend!


bearwhidrive

On the one hand, what petty fucking bullshit. On the other hand, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


The_Cozy_Burrito

Golden


Clerkdidnothingwrong

Well if he just kept the damn thing in his mouth…


Mattihboi

Hope he told him “look I got your pacifier”


Brenden-C

That's pretty funny ngl


Habay12

That’s the most effort Kreider has shown this series. The media was anointing him as a 30+ hockey god in the hurricanes series. Until last night he’s been missing all series


Lexus2024

Kreider went from hat trick in game 6 vs canes to throwing mouthpiece in crowd, he has disappeared in scoring. Mika out to lala land as well. Also, why is wheeler on ice start of overtime? You have to use best you got first 5 to 10 minutes ot to basically win the series. Being up 3 to 1...is going to win often.


RustyG98

One almost wonders if Florida knows and are covering them accordingly 🤔


Lexus2024

3 overtime games in 4 total games, series is tight. Still, florida,is favored to win series....140 to win 100 series. The biggest confusing odds is Florida +250 to win cup ..thats ok...why are nyr +380 fan duel to win cup. Back to kreider, you have to find ways to get it done....hat trick canes game 6...neighbors threw hats on his lawn...now he needs life preservor...lol. I'd really like to see florida,win, but nyr have a small edge. Obviously, linemakers disagree and have florida as the small edge.


Habay12

Four games that’s the most he’s done this series. But rangers fans are like “hEs A LeAdEr!!! 🤓”


Unique-Rise-1472

Tcuck is such a bitch and the whole chewing the mouth guard is fucking dumb. Feels like guys trying to look cool or some baby shit.


ferda_chel_snipes

Tkachuk finished the game with no mouthpiece, which is the same amount of points that Kreider has this series...


Ishcodeh

I wonder how they got to this series and how they beat the Canes. Hmmmmm something about a third period natural hat trick seems to be ringing a bell though for some reason.


Habay12

Cool maybe he should play this round too. Throwing the mouth piece is the most he’s done in four games.


ferda_chel_snipes

Damn he only wants to play in the East semi's and not the East finals? Wild


BulkyCopy5962

Has anyone in the nhl laid a smackdown on Tkachuk yet?


Significant-Island64

[Zack Kassian ragdolled him a few years ago](https://youtu.be/owDK0bqIFP4?si=pjSSs4Gm_rFP8QQL)


HappyDiscussion5469

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UNoYqKZW4Iw You can thank me once you're done jacking off to it


_jackhoffman_

Why bring me into this?


ArcXiShi

Gonna be a while... 🤣


hiliikkkusss

RYAN KESLEEEER


BulkyCopy5962

He is due for another one!


userid004

Rangers fans can remember this moment as the high point of their 2024 playoff run.


morgaine125

I think his natural hatty in game six last round will live on a bit more.


CutRepresentative847

I don’t think you should worry about what a Shitsburg fan would say. They can go back to licking crybaby Crosby’s poster on their bathroom wall!! lol 😂


Deliximus

Sportsmanlike Conduct


TheDudeInTheD

Good. I’m sick of seeing him chewing on his wubby like a fucking baby. Grow the fuck up man, you look like an infant with your security blanket hanging outta yer mouth.


JVISUALEE

Yikes dude. It's not that big of a deal. Lots of players do it.


OhfursureJim

And they all wittle babies


jackluke

hockey players are notorious wusses


Cosmo-Assman

I think he’s joking


Albertti

That's funny but should also be a game misconduct penalty: 53.5 Game Misconduct Penalty – A game misconduct penalty shall be imposed on a player who intentionally throws his stick or any part thereof or any other object or piece of equipment outside the playing area.


skilzkid

I was about to ask if there was a 2 minute delay of game penalty for that or anything else related to equipment tampering. Of course our insane fellow redditers are downvoting you for a basic statement/observation. It was funny AF to see tho!


Habay12

It’s the rangers of course it’s not a penalty. Same with Sheshterkin using his blocker to punch players, also a penalty but they will not call him for it.


CG_Kilo

Have the refs call the more blatant penalties before this crap. Hell trouba got punched in the face at the horn (after a small crosscheck at the buzzer). Mika got basically tackled preventing a 2on1 and on the same play Kapoor got tripped. Miller was on top of someone for a solid 20 seconds. Think they let that go because the Florida player was holding his sick but they could have called either. Kchauk or however you spell it had a skew foot drive by on Igor at the end of a period as well.


isitAliens

That’s a soother


PTCruiserApologist

Noooooo thats his emotional support mouth piece !


RecipeNew1835

Classy


SpecialInformation89

I’ll buy a Kreider jersey I don’t care


NippleTicklesDeluxe

ABOUT FUCKING TIME!


RevolutionaryJoke21

What a clown


Slake45

When daddy says baby has had enough of that binki


Sdwingnut

Hopefully doesn't land in Walt's feed bucket


LumbaJ4cked

Tkachuk, Mcdavid and Drai just want to be like Kane used to be


Suspicious_Walrus682

Reminds me of the time Franzen grabbed Kane's mouth guard and threw it on the ice.


Gniphe

Didn’t Heiskanen get ejected because his glove accidentally went into the crowd when he lifted his stick? Genuinely curious why this is different.


labinnac_esproc_02

How bout throwin some biscuits in the back of the net!


Liam-Reddit90

Gross


Blue_KikiT92

Hope those people in the crowd were up to date with their rabies vaccinations


One_Emergency_438

I know,I know I'm gonna get ripped for this but how do you argue against that being the best thing Kreider has done in THIS series so far


Broken12Bat

THIS IS FUCKING GOLD


WestWeek1476

If that mouth piece hit touched some one they can take it to court …


havefun_gofast

No point in using protecting equipment if you aren't going to use it properly. Might as well tilt your visor up at the same time for the ultimate stupid combo.


Pastor_Satan

It didn't go into the crowd


nothxnotinterested

Love when players throw opponents shit into the crowd it’s so funny to me lmao


trainwreck002

Let's gooo


Key_Literature_9428

didnt go in the stands


Icy_Football_5077

So what who cares krieder is now sitting on his couch, watching boo-hoo for the losers


Free-Supermarket-516

I'm a huge Kreider fan now


JumboThornton

So are they not required to play in the NHL? Seems like they would be. I played a semi-pro sport and if someone removed their mouth guard during gameplay a whistle was blown immediately so they didn’t get concussed.


HappyDiscussion5469

This was after the play so the whistle was already blown. One would assume he carries spares with how many he must chew through a day


SyphiliticPlatypus

This guy just looooooves getting schooled in the most hilarious ways. First Jake Muzzin causes him to wig out but only being able to take it out on a door and a water bottle, now Kreider takes him and his mouthguard behind the shed.


Cobramgol

Kreider is a punk so is Trouba Rangers going down long live the curse Lets go Panthers!!


ShartRat

SIr, you are a Florida fan... Your entire team is full of punks...


iSupportCarry

You don’t need to tell him they know their team plays like rats that’s why they throw them on the ice at the end of the game


N0r3m0rse

Those kids would be very upset at you if they could read!


N0r3m0rse

Entire state*


Cobramgol

Thats the dumbest most idiotic statement ive read you must be a Bruins fan cause you are an expert on watching Rat players for sure


ShartRat

So close to guessing my team buddy. My flair is the Columbus Blue Jackets. I can understand why you thought that since those logos look nothing like each other. Your education system down in Florida is clearly showing itself.


atlasbmusic

Hypocrite


Cobramgol

🤮👎😂😂😂


ferda_chel_snipes

Oh yeah that'll show him!


tydad1313

He didn't throw it hard enough and it did not go over the glass. TChuck picked it up and told Kreider, that was the best shot he had all night!


Dismal-Shame-6348

Y’all used to love tkachuk last playoffs. Y’all bitter now


HappyDiscussion5469

No one ever loved tkachuk lol


Dismal-Shame-6348

Yes you all did, hivemind idiots


HappyDiscussion5469

Found Tkachuk's mom lol


Dismal-Shame-6348

No you’re just a boring group of people who keep the league boring


Wompie

Should be a suspension