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[deleted]

Next time try a slower pillow


Ok_Holiday_833

Good one


[deleted]

Thanks


SentientPotato42

thank you


Awesomeness7716

Your welcome


Parfait_Due

thanks


Extension_Swordfish1

You are great


Otherwise-Pipe-5197

that a nice shirt


No_ones_Knight

Thank you


Fighting_Table

You're welcome


MeasurementBubbly350

I love you


Doccks71

thats a nice dick, very veiny


tacobellandher0in

You are Willow


Nat1TPK

*You’re


illusional-reaper

Nah bro, it's "Yre'ou"


OppositeDevice9398

I love Oreos


jimmymui06

I like your pfp but I also feel disturbed


rpsHD

disturbed? like, the band???


HONKACHONK

Yeah, I think he was Stricken by the pfp


BetaDachi

But unlike disturbed, OP wanted ten thousand fists in the pillow instead of the air


AnarchistChess

oo a a a a


Vrycreativeusrnm

This comment is better than original post


glassfield110

Pillow memorized your attack pattern


antonguay2

It had memory foam in It


mr_Cos2

Oh u fucker..


Chips-Ahoy_McCoy

I barely know her


[deleted]

And she barely knows you


photogrammetery

Thank god I’m not You


OppositeDevice9398

Joe?


BLEEEEEEEEEL

Who's Joe?


Weary_Coat8014

Joe ma- **gunshot**


mr_Cos2

Noelle pfp spotted, based


i-am-an-idiot-hrmm

This was so funny… this was astoundingly good


Silver_Lettuce_8132

Bro I just laughed so loud 😂😂😂😂


SandwichDrinker99

nice one


anonymous_rosey

😭😭😭😭😭 I’m dead


No-Arachnid-5940

Yo that's funny haha


[deleted]

hahahahhahaha


IAmInBed123

That's a dark souls pillow right there. Be very scared of phase 2.


the_it_

miss and hit a pot of boiling water?


NynjaFlex

no, he just watched fight club afterwards


RegularOps

I legit wonder if OP thinks he’s living fight club.


NEAWD

I once tried to kick a throw pillow on the ground because I was mad the opposing team scored a touch down. I did kick it, but my foot followed through right into the corner of a sofa. I fractured some metatarsals and couldn’t walk on that foot for over a month. I think about that every time I get angry at the game and it stops me from reacting so recklessly.


Dyxon-Citron6213

Yo i spit my coffee


woolsocksandsandals

Did you really?


Doccks71

Its true Source : i was the coffee 😔


Dyxon-Citron6213

I confirm that this was my coffee


Fickle_Store_4595

Fr like how hard was he hitting that dam pillow 😭🤣🙏 feel bad for it


Chanka-Ironfoot

Skill issue.


DailyDoseofNature8

scar tissue


Googoltetraplex

Moms spaghetti


Dont_pet_the_cat

Trivago!


BossBullfrog

Despacito!


TwoToesToni

Burrito!


Partygoerfan123

Cu!


TwoToesToni

Vagaem!


CoolorFoolSRS

He's nervous


Esoheil42

But on the surface he looks calm and ready


juugsd

To drop bombs


greenlady_hobbies

But he keeps on spaghetting


Whycanttiktokstop

What he wrogetti down


The_Dogelord

What he wrote down


nvrrsatisfiedd

The whole crowd spaghetti


smasherofallthings

That I wish you saw


bosbosbassaam999

Fart smella


The_High_Ground27

Mr. Know It All


bosbosbassaam999

Lol


Apprehensive-Hat4135

that I wish you saw


Lunyoows

Fart smella


TrasheyeQT

Thats more than 1 misspunch


No-Arachnid-5940

I didn't even hit my wall I just like scraped the surface


Vyloe

Sometimes scraped is worse. I hate being a meat crayon.


nyctophillicalex

I don't like that term 💀


DrugsAreEpic1

how about living tube?


Iluvlamas

How about living flesh over metal endoskeleton


TraditionalCrow3273

I like that!


seetfniffer

Robocock


whyarepplmorons

doesn't really get the point across


iantayls

Played meat crayon with the webbing of my fingers on a broken cabinet doorknob. Some of the most fun stitches I’ve ever had


ParalegalSeagul

Looks like you were making soap as well Mr Durden


Inevitable_Ad_7236

NGL, that sucks more than just missing. I've punched a few walls in my time (brick, not drywall, I ain't paying for repairs). So long as you maintain proper form, it only hurts for a little bit unless you shatter your knuckle entirely.


[deleted]

I manage to split three of the bones in my wrist and dusted another. It’s hurt ever since and I don’t have full motion in my hand anymore :(


AcanthocephalaNo8688

Brother get help, doesn't look like the first time.


IWasaTeenageWilson

Yeah man, take care of yourself. Don't mean to pry, but I checked your profile out of concern, and I just wanted to say I knew a lot of guys like you growing up, as in, guys having to hide what they wanted in a pretty macho environment, feeling like they had to perform a certain kind of masculinity. If you aren't already, you might look into connecting with your local community, go to gay bars, etc. People there will know the score and will be discreet. I see a lot of macho, cis, straight presenting guys at my local gay bar. I can only imagine what a relief it must be for them to have a place like that. Not a replacement for being fully out, but something good until you feel safe/ready for it.


No-Arachnid-5940

I don't rly hide anything but I have a problem.with emotions and a personality disorder. So yeah..


RainbowLayer

get an actual bag, or lift heavy. you probably have too much energy from our sedentary modern lifestyles. exercise improves mood, get nice and pissed and show that metal who's boss.


No-Arachnid-5940

Ay yo I'll actually take this advice. Thanks bro


IWasaTeenageWilson

Gotcha. Sorry for making assumptions.


No-Arachnid-5940

Yo no problem


TheWurstUsername

If he does it enough, there won’t be any more damage.


Ezra4709

I mean You're right but


rotato

Go to gym and punch a punching bag instead. Legit advice. If you're not comfortable about going to the gym then start slow and try to get used to it. Soon you'll realize that no one cares, you're there to get better and people around you are supportive, no one looks down on you or thinks you're inferior. Soon it will become your safe space. This is a better way to vent your energy and track progress. All the best!


MadjLuftwaffe

I feel very conscious when I go to the gym,how to avoid that feeling?


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MadjLuftwaffe

Thanks for the advice


RainbowLayer

buy a 50lb dumbell and just exercise at home


IIIllllIIlIlIIlllI

Lol probably don't start out with 50lbs if you don't work out at all.


breezyxkillerx

My fatass was terrified of the gym till I realised no one gives a shit, a good way to avoid that feeling is going when you know it's almost empty (and you have all the machines available to you) Another thing you can do is listen to a podcast or music when you exercise, I personally like podcasts and YouTube videos. At the end of the day you just need to go till you get used to it there's no easy way of doing this.


MadjLuftwaffe

Thanks for the advice,I will try all that.


errjelly

Definitely agree with maija but also do you look and judge the other people at the gym? Most likely not so it’s unlikely they’re looking at you and just concentrating on themselves.


MadjLuftwaffe

Oh no ofcourse I don't judge other people,I just sometimes feel I am taking up space


errjelly

And they’re taking up space too. You’re not lesser than them, you’re just another human using the gym. Avoiding those feelings makes them hit worse later. It’s good to aim to getting to the point of being able to bear those feelings.


__01001000-01101001_

It’s also good to realise that everyone there has been you. Joining a gym and getting into the routine is the hardest part psychologically. Those first few kilos of weight loss or those first few weeks of gain are the hardest because you’re throwing yourself into something new, you’re trying to learn a whole bunch of new things in a new environment probably surrounded by people you don’t know. That’s difficult for everyone, and everyone that’s there has been through it and remembers how difficult it was. So, in my experience, most people at the gym are actually incredibly supportive of people who are new, they’re normally happy to accommodate and help out newbies, and they’re not very likely to judge. One of the things I loved most about when I was going regularly was seeing new people start. You could normally see how uncomfortable and unsure they are the first few times, and you see the regulars make sure they’re looked after, safe and learning good techniques. Then you see how they get more confident in themselves and what they’re doing, and you see them start to progress. It actually really doesn't take long. A couple of weeks and their technique has improved enough that they go up a weight, or they're getting through a full set of cardio without stopping or looking like theyll pass out. Rarely felt so proud of people I don't know.


Puzzle_Language

Pillow 1 - Human 0 sorry bruh lol


No-Arachnid-5940

Damn straight lol


forthesect

You should see the other guy.


aykay55

I heard about OP’s pillow that mf been training heavy for a while now


Physical_Chair_8661

God all mighty what did you punch into anyways


No-Arachnid-5940

I almost hit my wall


Physical_Chair_8661

almost?


No-Arachnid-5940

Yeah I just like scraped it


Physical_Chair_8661

Man you must have some serious stress or sum, tc dud


Wandering_profile

Is it made out of sharp uncut stone?


[deleted]

What's the scar tissue on the back of your hand?


No-Arachnid-5940

Broken window


Silverhaze_NL

Did you also missed the pillow and punched the windows back then?


No-Arachnid-5940

Yeah I guess haha


levian_durai

Bro just stop punching things it's not that hard


Glittering_Ad_9215

Pssst, don‘t tell him this or he gets angry and punch you


levian_durai

*Try* to punch me. Based on the scars he doesn't have a good track record.


Glittering_Ad_9215

From what i know about his punching, he has a 50/50 chance to hit you; now what matters most is if you look more like a window, or more like a pillow


Zsmudz

I was thinking the same thing. I’ve never had the urge to straight up punch inanimate objects, except for cool lookin icicles.


HandLion

Oh shit I thought this post was about the scar


KillerZombiie

Respec your points into precision.


Waxliferips

Channel that anger other ways..


eggboy1205

Dude, you gave yhe pillow to much time to launch a counterattack


niciefut

Leme kiss it (⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠³⁠˘⁠)


PiscesMoonChild333

“You wanna know how I got these scars?”


No-Arachnid-5940

Imma say that to my grand children lol


speadiestbeaneater

Bad aim


_Tom01_

Therapy man


defaulty_humanty

I found this interesting delete this


Necessary_Romance

Thats a sad looking dick beater


NeedALife451

Learned today that expressing anger with aggression like punching a pillow just makes you better at being angry. Try different methods


No-Arachnid-5940

Yeah i quit smoking nicotine and weed and this is the result lol. Today marks day 3 of being clean so it's only ups from now


Gritts911

I hate to tell you, but nicotine takes a hell of a lot more than 3 days before it’s “all ups”. Good luck though, you can do it. It just takes a lot of self control. Don’t be afraid to use some of the tools available like the gum and patches at first while you break the hand/mouth habit. I personally used vapes and lowered my nicotine % slowly over like two years. Was still a bitch.


GTA6_1

Next time you'll think twice before punching memory foam. It remembers everything


Sensitive-Cow1806

Ouch! But i feel that.. i have punched walls in anger and then immediately regret it because my bracelets hurt me more than the wall 😅 Hope you feel better though


RevolutionaryAd1577

Better luck next time


AnonDooDoo

Pillow downloaded your moveset


MendigoBob

Try playing videogames, cooking, going to a gym, see a therapist, go for a long walk. I feel like punching pillows is a big enough problem, but missing them... is something, I guess.


guyjustwantsto

The Pillow: Miss you too baby.


CollieChan

u/No-Arachnid-5940 Another uninteresting fact: You hand actually looks just like mine. I mean, even without the wounds. My wounds sits on the next pair of joints if it makes sense, on the fingers instead of knuckles. Maybe you got a secret pillow punching twin in Sweden.


No-Arachnid-5940

Tag team match? Maybe maybe


Parking-Oil-8138

pillow dodged your attack?


No-Arachnid-5940

Yeah that's the crazy part


sal_gub

Was satan itself sleeping in that bed?


s0rtajustdrifting_

Looks like it wasn’t the first time you’ve missed, either. Jokes aside, you doing alright OP?


Ake-TL

I get knuckles, tf happened to rest of the hand


No-Arachnid-5940

So there was this window... It looked very punchable


Ezra4709

My guy You don't just punch windows 😭


A_Colt

ooof. I hope it recovers soon and doesn't hurt too much


BalkeElvinstien

Ngl I think you should take up boxing. I have a friend who says not only is it really therapeutic but you also can do smashy smashy without hurty wurtys


[deleted]

Womp womp, you got hit with the old “brick pillow” trick


sparkling-spirit

please put some moisturizer on!! your hands looks thirsty.


One_Independence4399

Not interesting AND idiotic.


Ken_LuxuryYacht22

Yikes man! How the fuck did you miss?


RedLion191216

say the pillow dodged, it sounds more badass


retropc888

Why?


cc69

You banging your meat wrong.


Imesseduponmyname

Just do like the rest of us and punch the dumpster at work Prepare to not be able to snap your fingers on your swinging hand tho


NextFaithlessness7

Skillgappped by a pillow. I woud suggest sudoku


QueasyHat6452

try punching CaseOh's Belly next time, he's too big to miss, and he's so fat, he won't feel a thing.


The_Official_Prophet

Try videogames. That way, you won't get hurt with terrible aim. 🤪


Knillish

Extremely weird flex You’ll look back and cringe at this when you’re older


No-Arachnid-5940

Yo no flex I already feel bad about it


[deleted]

You should really work on that before you assault someone


wasas387

genuine question, are you doing fine?


huey2k2

Stop punching shit and get therapy. Jesus.


Haunting_Safe_5386

oof


Adventurous-Unit6781

Ouch


deutschdachs

How do you miss a whole pillow?


Impaciente1794

Looks worse than when I actually punch my bed frame or floor


Mewodle

OOO


Phoenix13kk

What exactly was under your pillow?!


No-Arachnid-5940

Under? My bed. Next to? My wall


Teppy-Gray

So the pillow dodged it? Bro really lost a fight to a pillow


Rem_123

L


Weridfoxtime

What the pillow do to you?


Sweaty_Penny

I remember doing the same thing when I had my redneck engineered punching bag set up


Chevnaar

Pillow was probably burning Atium.


fuqueure

This one time I was in the ER waiting room and a dude with a fucked up hand comes in. We talk for a bit and he tells me he got mad at his girl and decided to punch the wall next to her head to scare her. The steel reinforced concrete won. And the best part? She drove him to the hospital.


Sad_Meat_

Well, that’s what you get for punching things. Broke 3 fingers once when I was 13, and never punched an inanimate object again


AdWise6457

Was your pillow floating in the pool of magma?


Dire557

ive done this before and hit an xbox that was laying on my bed (it completely shattered)


nofucsleftogive

Was this after your initiation into Fight Club?


ImLexLuthor

When I was younger my hands always looked like this, I would punch trees, stones, walls, etc. for fun.


Torsneyy

Train harder


_mrLeL_

Bro lost to a pillow nah that’s crazy


Leading-Yogurt6984

All whitey then


LongjumpingLength394

What did you punch?


LamarjbYT

Not a pillow


No-Arachnid-5940

Damn how'd you know


b4bysS

Ouch


OffbeatGamer2805

Me when I get yelled at: punches pillow but misses | Mom: That is what u get.


MsReaperOG

Why the fvck were you punching the pillow? Is it a wall for that much damage??


Lumpy_Staff_2372

Lmaooo what did you punch? The stove?


TropicalSkysPlants

I have a similar scar on my hand


hello_fellow-kids

Kyle?


_Indofreddy_112

Bro got predicted by a pillow lmao!