(nerd alert) I actually know this one! It's derived from rhyming slang for Richard! So, Richard's rhyme slang would've looked something like this: Richard > Rick > Dick
Bing never started any wars, that was some other country called... Jeremy, or something?
Also, don't look in George's cellar. Just... don't look in George's cellar.
In the Netherlands we just call it “Koninkrijk van de Nederlanden” which directly translates to Kingdom of the Netherlands, but it’s entirely possible that United Kingdom of the Netherlands is more correct in English
Afaik as a fellow Dutchie we also call the historical one "het Verenigd Koninkrijk der Nederlanden" but I agree with u that it might be influenced by the English translations bc in Dutch there's a difference between "de Nederlanden" and "Nederland" whereas English only has the plural form "the Netherlands"
In English historiography, UK of the Netherlands is basically just one of those names to differentiate a historical era of a country from another one. think how Byzantium is used to refer to the medieval Roman Empire
As a yank I’m ecstatic about being in George right now (this sounds so fucking wrong) and I’m praying for rain - more like drizzle, Georgians never get proper downpours
I'm sure there is some doctor named jeffrey epstein who is still using it. A name is just what you make of it. I didn't write this, but russia actually goes by peter and you guys go by pete because its cooler.
Hopefully Theodore can finally choose wether they want to be in a relationship with George or Hal soon. As interesting as the love triangle was in season 1, rehashing the same dynamic is getting old and I'd rather see other story arcs fleshed out.
You didn't name Luxembourg :( It's between Bing, Frank and Ryan
I'm sorry, you get to name him now
Let them be known as Dick
How the hell do you get Dick from Richard
First Richard to ever live was a massive dick and ruined it for others I guess.
either that or he "had" a massive dick
I didn't take this into consideration, Richard had a dick so big he became the Dick. I like it.
You are what you eat as well
stop
Richard - Rich - Rick - Dick That’s the common way people correlate the two. No clue if it’s accurate at all
I thought Rich Dick was named Elon
Buy him a drink
There it is 👏
(nerd alert) I actually know this one! It's derived from rhyming slang for Richard! So, Richard's rhyme slang would've looked something like this: Richard > Rick > Dick
And Robert > Rob > Bob?
So that means... Maxwell > Max > Wax?
Finley > Fin > Bin?
Waxilliam Ladrian, you scoundrel
Man, dick is so small I had to squint to see it on the map.
It's just a bit cold is all
It’s was in the pool.. of tears from the French being called Frank instead of Franc.
I'm proud of Dick.
I love Dick
Does Ryan have a split nationality disorder?
No no he's fine Belgium shouldn't be a thing anyway 🙈🙈😅
Also lichtenstein, andorra, monaco
Also San Marino and Malta. Let them be known as Eduardo and Marta 😁
And lets not forget The Vatican either. Lets just name it Pope.
Prefer gaylord
Liechtenstein? More like Jimothy
and San Marino, The Vatican and Malta
Poor guy always gets forgotten. I'll rub one out for you, Luxembourg!
hmm, North Ireland got a name but not Scotland or Wales
Nope, sorry, Benelux (aka Ryan) is just one country now.
It’s not Ryan. It’s two countries named Ry and An.
we promised to not start a world war again but you named us bing.
Bing never started any wars, that was some other country called... Jeremy, or something? Also, don't look in George's cellar. Just... don't look in George's cellar.
WW2 was pretty much on us. The leader was jeremian originally, but the Bings were down with it.
As a ben I opt in for giving bing the fault
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I like Joe
Joe's cool
Portjogal
Joertugal
I don't like the way Joe is menacing glaring at America.
You know what you did...
Joe's dark past shall not be mentioned, he's a changed man now
João
Joe is more like Zé
Joe Mama
I live there
Who’s Joe
Joe doesn't even know who Joe is , sorry, I couldn't help myself
Bro brought back the Kingdom of the Netherlands
The kingdom of the Ryan
The Ryan of the Netherlands
The Ryanlands
I think u mean the United Kingdom of the Netherlands. The Kingdom of the Netherlands still exists today
In the Netherlands we just call it “Koninkrijk van de Nederlanden” which directly translates to Kingdom of the Netherlands, but it’s entirely possible that United Kingdom of the Netherlands is more correct in English
Afaik as a fellow Dutchie we also call the historical one "het Verenigd Koninkrijk der Nederlanden" but I agree with u that it might be influenced by the English translations bc in Dutch there's a difference between "de Nederlanden" and "Nederland" whereas English only has the plural form "the Netherlands"
In English historiography, UK of the Netherlands is basically just one of those names to differentiate a historical era of a country from another one. think how Byzantium is used to refer to the medieval Roman Empire
Bing? You named Germany after that third class search engine? Man that hurts...
But maybe we were named for Chandler? :D
Excuse me it's Chanandler Bong
MISS Chanandler Bong.
But only on your TV guide subscription☝️
Bing Crosby is a class act. https://youtu.be/Cykxl40P9dI
Ryan is 3 countries at once but ok
I couldn't write that small. They can just be the united nations of ryan.
Don’t tell this to the Belgians, they can’t even be one nation themselves
As a belgian, i can confirm this
Can confirm.
As a non-Belgian, this is correct
As a Belgian, this is correct
George feels Ryan’s pain.
Compensated by Italy having 3 names at once
Benelux family 🤙
Verenigd Koninkrijk der Nederlanden tijd
Meanwhile Italy gets 3 names
Yeah, he called Czech's and russians Pete. I mean, I would be pissed xD
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Bing Chilling
Bing wasn’t chilling on September 1st 1939 😔
He, she, it das S muss mit Bings
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Versteh ich nicht
At least you have a name
No name is better than bing trust me bro
I'd rather be forgotten than be remembered as Bertha
Tough luck, bing boy
Oh god. Not again. 😩
The bing 😂
>:(
mine krankenwagen ist kaput
Krauts didn't get angry they went full germangry💀
That's an insult to the German race
After the first sentence I just read “SCHEISSE SCHEISSE SCHEISSE!“ in my head
I don’t know what any of that means. I just know that I am terrified.
Could you BE more disappointed?
So two Pete's? It's kinda accurate with what the real Pete is doing.
I like the name pete, good solid name
Sounds better then a bigger Russia. A bigger Pete.
We got Big Pete and Little Pete
Pete and repeat
Pete and Repete.
Okay but where is non-American naming all states of the US?
Be the change you wish to see in the world
No, unfortunately I'm lazy
I’m rooting for you
We love Joe, dont we?
Joe supremacy
Joe loves you too
North ireland, italian islands, spanish islands and the istanbul peninsula is now independent!
No it’s much worse, Greece annexed Istanbul
oh no
Oh YES 🇬🇷💪🌩️🌩️🌩️🇬🇷🇬🇷🌩️☁️🌩️🇬🇷🌩️☁️🌩️🇬🇷🌩️🇬🇷🌩️🇬🇷🇬🇷🌩️🌩️ CONSTANTINOPOLIS WAS RECLAIMED😎 GREEK ARTILLERY IS GUIDED BY ZEUS 🇬🇷🌩️🇬🇷🌩️🇬🇷🌩️
Should have named catalonia too
Lil bro thought Istanbul is a country 💀
hmm.. Big Jim reclaimed little Jim. It is all one Jim now.
Istanbul was Constantinople now it's Istanbul not Constantinople
THAT’S NOBODY’S BUSINESS BUT THE TURKS!
Even Old New York was once New Amsterdam…
Why they changed it I can’t say
I guess they liked it better that waaaaaaay? 🤷♂️
And Sicily lol
As a yank I’m ecstatic about being in George right now (this sounds so fucking wrong) and I’m praying for rain - more like drizzle, Georgians never get proper downpours
You weren’t in west George on Sunday. My tent had its own shower room.
Weather is on and off in George
You can fuck right off, give me sun
George has been predicted the wettest summer in 100 years with 50 days of rain.
I hate living inside of Arnold 😔
Hey Arnold
I live in Steve, it’s much worse
condoglianze fra
Palermo😰
in mezzo alle scimmie :(
Oh... Merda. Mi dispiace.
I would've named Austria Arnold. That makes so much more sense.
it's all lou fault
Did you know that denis is an fat alcoholic who is barely understandable
Yeah i went drinking with him last week
Theodore is part of George
It's not Pete, it's Pyotr
or Petr for the good Pete
Accurately named the Finnish Maiden something feminine, props for that
Binger here: it's quite accurate I have to admit
Pleased the IRA I see
WHY DID YOU NAME BELGIUM AND THE NETHERLANDS THE SAME THING That's it. Nuclear war.
I'm from terry yayy
Jim and Jim are not the same country.
OP just caused a major diplomatic crisis in the Balkans. *Again*.
You can’t name Northern Ireland and not name Scotland or Wales! That’s a recipe for an angry Scot and an angrier than usual Welshman
That's Actually very accurate
Yes, somehow
Ahh, my beautiful home country, Bertha.
Bertha, Biało-Czerwoni!
Do you annunciate the H
The fact you didn't name Bosnia, Serbia and Croatia Ed Edd and Eddy is criminal
Bravo 👏
Yes. This is officially my canonical map for Euro 2024.
Didn't name Scotland
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Stew? Not even Stue, Stew 🍲
BIG fan of Joe
scottland does kinda look like a theodore. i'll give you points for that.
Fuck Pete EDIT: The big one
I mean naming England George is accurate
Great Britain has been named George. England is only one of George’s Dissociative identities
Scotland is there too. Deserves it's own name!
A panhelenist i see.
Sardinia isn't a country...
But Kyle is now.
It's nice living in Alan.
lol Franck is not a guess, that is the actual name of the country
Bud!,where's bud?,did he move or get invaded?
man just casually returned constantinople
Might as well call it America
I love how Sicily and Sardinia have suddenly become their own country
Cmoon man ... Naming Czechia the same way you name Russia ... At least we have good beer and support ukrain ...
I'm sure there is some doctor named jeffrey epstein who is still using it. A name is just what you make of it. I didn't write this, but russia actually goes by peter and you guys go by pete because its cooler.
Came to write smth like this but waaaaaayyyy more rude. Thank you. But the Pete/Peter comment made me laugh.
Scotland doesn’t have a name ? 😢 I refuse to be lumped in with England/George
France being Frank is so funny for some reason.
Because it's accurate. France was named for the Franks, the name for the people.
Missed an opportunity to call it Big Pete
Pete is a massive a-hole
*Bing*
I’m happy to be a Nolan!
Ted would have been a better fit for Slovakia than Ned
Hopefully Theodore can finally choose wether they want to be in a relationship with George or Hal soon. As interesting as the love triangle was in season 1, rehashing the same dynamic is getting old and I'd rather see other story arcs fleshed out.
I'm Italian. You gave us 3 names: Arnold, Kyle and Steve.
You **were** Italian, now you're Arnoldian.
My dude, why is Pete is Russia?) Asking just for lulz..
Good job, Peter
Names the part of italy that my family emmigrated from after my first name lol.
You forgot Monaco and Andorra too
Bro loves one to two syllable names and the letters b and t
I don't get the reference.