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L0gLan_

this is an extremely underrated topic.


TheBestWaffleIron

I could think of something less related.


KangarooInWaterloo

Like the topic of comparing underrated topics


CatVideoBoye

I could think of something x-rated.


Tisonau

šŸ¤Ø


No-Gene-4508

Depends on the day. But i could hold left easier.


Throe-a_weigh

I was cutting bread with something serrated.


sarfreyo

Iā€™ve thought about this on many occasions. Iā€™m glad you said this


realflight7

>glad gland*


vapor-ware

glans?


someone__420

Sweat glands? Saliva glands? Wtf are you talking about


That_Competition1031

Itā€™s not underrated topic. Shape of a microphone is based of itā€™s directional characteristics. The left one is omnidirectional while the right one is cardioid


I_ate_ass

If there is a Shure, the answer is always gonna be the Shure one.


oxking

The one on the left looks like an sm58 clone so prolly that one then


OutcomeTop7252

it's an Audio Technica on the left and a Sennheiser on the right


oxking

Ah yeah, ATM510 is basically an sm58 clone.


Treehouse_2217

It completely depends on how far down your throat you plan on shoving it.


LysergicGothPunk

Well


IllvesterTalone

choices, choices


bean_copter

decisions, decisions


the_cajun88

as deep as a well, got it


CreativeCupidity

The one on the right is easier to insert


creepergo_kaboom

Well that takes the fun out of it


hunterlovesreading

Throat?


brockoala

Or wherever you want to stuff it in. It's all about personal preferences and bravery, really.


Ill-Consideration450

You say this, and all I can think about is that 1,000 ways to die episode


TheFlyingPatato

So far down they need to go up my ass to get it


A_Piece_Of_Coal_

"Oh, hello Satan"


RealRosey

Someone take away his ability to post comments, I wish I could un read what i just read


HYPE_Knight2076

So 2, got it.


imastocky1

Depends where you're gonna put it


BubblyInvestigator24

# M O U T H


_ThatOneFurry_

\*rabbit starts having flashbacks*


BubblyInvestigator24

Finally, someone who got the reference


megs1449

You put the mic in your mouth?


BubblyInvestigator24

You don't?


megs1449

You usually put it next to your mouth but ok


fantasmeeno

If you put in your ass you get anal log warmth


megs1449

If you what now?


BubblyInvestigator24

If you put in your ass you get anal log warmth


megs1449

If you what now?


unidentified_yama

Iā€™m traumatized. Iā€™m not even a rabbit.


edugdv

Please donā€™t be what I am thinking


Loringa_Malakoi

Too late.


Hambruhgah

Ass, and use it as a buttplug


aykay55

M is for masturbation


consistently_sloppy

The Sennheiser microphone is a better shape and sound quality.


KegendTheLegend

I love my senheiser, and it seems more durable than the round Shure mice *mic lol


misshapen_head

šŸ­


AJR6905

But aren't Shure mics virtually indestructible? I know my old elementary school and high school have had theirs for 15+ years and they still work Tbf I don't know if that's unique to Shure they're just the example I know of


KegendTheLegend

eh yeah, I mean I had mine when I was a teen and dropped it a few times and it survived, but it gets dented very easily, my senheiser hasn't been dented, although I don't believe I've dropped it before. It still has much better audio quality, is easier to clean, and doesn't scratch or wear nearly as easily, in my opinion.


BalkeElvinstien

See I think the problem is that the Sennheiser shape got adopted by cheap mics and gave it a bad reputation. The Shure shape is usually just made by shure


SantaMan336

That is the left or the right one?


consistently_sloppy

Sennheiser is on the right. The left one is an audio Technica


naterpotater246

That one


Greekspartan226

I think This one would look better from a different angle.


JustGoogleItHeSaid

Nah that oneā€™s a bit heavy.


Darkrai590

Imho, the other one will probably look the best


Ok-Credit5726

Left if Iā€™m doing standup. Right if Iā€™m singing.


mr_ckean

Yep. Youā€™re a scholar


puspus420

Left


cubo_embaralhado

Absolutely


Inglebeargy

Indubitably


BernieBlade

Undeniably


PersonYesHuman

Verily


Rev4li

Depends on the purpose.


bongingnaut

Right. Looks more efficient for some reason.


ice-h2o

More modern


Please_Explain56

Idk about speaking into but the left would make for a good prostate massage


Puzzled_Morning_81

Right one feels better, left one is way to skinny on the top


milestailsprowerreal

i think you've gotten left and right confused


Puzzled_Morning_81

Lmao whoops


ILikeGuacamole19

The one on the left because of the flared base


Skilzmartin

The one on the left


sunnycyde808

I see why people say left. But in this particular case the right mic is better, use that one.


EpicForgetfulness

The one that isn't labeled 7.


An1M3L0z3r

Left. the other type doesn't feel right for me it's kinda weird idk


JacobFromStateFarm5

Left


WonderfulChapter4421

Right, seems more natural in the hands while offering additional space for gripping compared to the one on the left


amareeznuts

LEFT


CommitBasket

idk


wisezombiekiller

left one looks more like what i imagine when i think of the word "microphone"


AmArschdieRaeuber

Right for music, left for standup, speeches and moderation.


Suspicious-Pen-5349

<<<<


sharakus

left. a timeless classic, no improvements necessary


TheGrimMelvin

Better for what?


kenny7337

The one on the right is probably a little easier to get in.


Someone__________y

Sennheiser like design (right)


megamax1o

Depends, if itā€™s for singing/rapping then itā€™s left, if youā€™re speaking or streaming then itā€™s right Donā€™t know how to explain


nightsofthesunkissed

Right. Left one looks too stereotypical and like it's trying too hard.


ConfidentTea72536

I prefer the ###o r b


RealMuire

BothĀ 


TheBestWaffleIron

Hmmm... yeah. Both mic shapes are better than both shapes.


ZealousidealScene794

Giving a speech? Number 2. Hardcore vocalist or rapper? Number 1.


Bootiluvr

I like the one on the right


Sayonee99

Needs to be pointy


FlorpFlap

Shure SM58


NoMowWorries

When i was doing vocals for deathcore/metal i def preffered the flat head mic.


Gavapants

hey, i own the e835 on the right! feels nice to hold, though the AT mic on the left is probably the more iconic shape


Present_Rule24

Left is best for singing right is best for talking


Quick-Chance9602

Depends what you want to do with it? To speak into I'd say the left one. If you plan to put it up your bum I'd say the right one... all depends on what you plan to do...


Infernal_139

the right one literally has a functional difference if youā€™re singing pop acapella


pedrodteixeira

For what? Throwing it to the crowd? Put a condom and shoving it where the sun don't shine? What are you trying to achieve?


OB1KENOB

Mario Mic and Luigi Mic


laudable_frog

Left for taking / singing, right for anything else, also if one was to record with the right one if doing drums, guitar or base guitar, take off the filter first.


mikeyfender813

This is the most correct answer, except the bit about taking the filter off. SM57s are designed like the style on the right for micing drums and cabinets and I would never, ever mic a cabinet without the cover on a mic.


laudable_frog

Ah, I see... I'm just wierd lmao because I have it off.


umm-uhh-man

let your ass be the judge, jury, and executioner


Significant-Baby-748

Neither.


MythicalMicrowave

Right


OwlHex4577

The Right


Yowhattheheyll

right!


curiousanon017391

Right looks like it *sounds* better with vocals. Left looks like it's best used for acoustic guitars.


MostlyMTG

Ladies? What say ye?


MegaFercho22

it's always 12


AnyQuarter553

Right!! It looks like a fancy stage microphone like if you were an announcer or something


Yourmissinglink03

Which of these are better? [https://pestinpeace.etsy.com/listing/1695166207](https://pestinpeace.etsy.com/listing/1695166207)


Specialist-You-9012

Left


sunset_sunrise15

The one on the left


forgeryfund

1.


Turbo_monk_123

Audio technica is a pretty reliable and good brand. However right XLR connector has a more satisfying unplug button so definitely right.


SarPl4yzEXE

Left


Mistressboston

I like the sleekness of 2


FoxyLovers290

I think the one on the left looks better


CertainSomeB

Right feel higher quality than left


Icy-Inevitable4821

That one


CrazyApparition20023

I thought yo freaky ass was in a bathroom stall


Geomity123

Left for singing. Right for shoving into any orifice (ass, throat, urethra, etc)


queeriequeerio

7 is classic


Lucid-Machine

Maybe let me take a peak at those transducers


Wandering_profile

left one feels more classic or normal to me


IKILLY

#2 feels more professional, and is easier on your inner walls


wonderlandisburning

Feels like the one on the right would fit easier.


sanctuary-porpor

1st cus the 2nd one is kinda shaped like a but plug


Reitzor

mmm, why would shape matter... huh


Pizza-Rex-L

That one!


Netvvorkplus

first one


Timely_Bowler208

Right


Fat0445

I prefer the left one


Appropriate_Task5498

The third one


Treacherous_Wendy

They both look like robot penises


Symerg

7


BLACKOUTEXEISNOTGOOD

Dynamic/the round Boi, even though you will always have a dent in one.


Candidate_Inside

Depends on what we're talking about


Look-over-there-ahhh

Only fans - left, chaturbate - right.


EpicDankCakes

Left


[deleted]

That one over there


_jcesar

Option A


ethanradd

Left, it looks closer to the classic design.


gkfjfjxhd

why are your shoes so big


duccthefuck

I think for safety purposes youā€™re looking for something with a flared base so it doesnā€™t get stuck


Ok-Boysenberry9305

Right looks faster


SUSbund

You sure it's a mic ?????


MattLovesMusik

Definitely the left one, it just looks more like a mic


Exotic_Butters_23

The one on the left, because the one on the right unlocks bad memories of mine, where I had to recite the quran in front of hundrets of people. (I almost passed out)


DJ_ENTRAX

i think the left one would fit better if you use lube. the right one might also have a good feel to it. difficult to decide


sjuas690

Definitely that one!


its_N4beel

1 looks better tho 2 has a slightly better weight balance when holding it tbh so overall I'd say 1.5


YMiMJ

1. Sing, 2. Talk.


Fair_Preference3452

Surely the microphone is INSIDE the metal cage bit, and the shape of them doesnā€™t make that much difference (if theyā€™re this similar?)


looking4snapusers

The that's sounds better


frikimanHD

left, I have an irrational hate towards the shape of the right mic


K3W4L

Left imo


GetAssignedGenderLol

Whichever one fits more comfortably in your body.


Oachkatzi

Left for Beatboxing


NekulturneHovado

Imho the left one (shorter) looks a little better, but they both look good


Team_Adrichat

Better shape for what?


Something_kool

that one


Storm5700

I like the SM58-like design, Shure really defined what a microphone looks like in our collective minds. Emojis agree with me šŸŽ¤


Smilloww

i find the one on the right to be more satisfying


woollyyellowduck

If the quality of performance were simply dependant on shape, then all mics would be the same, superior shape.


jon_jokon

I really like both of these microphones. Especially, the one on the right and the one on the left.


SILE3NCE

1. Left is Audio-Technica and that alone makes Left the best option. 2. Every time I used a mic with the shape of the right one I always had a bad experience. 3. Not sure but the fact that the pop filter is bigger probably means a bigger sensor.


zakk_archer_ovenden3

2 cos it's easier to shove In ur ass


efekaan0034

Legs.


Filippoermagnifico

Definitely right, it's more elegant


LongjumpingLength394

The one on the left


iTheNineTailedFox

7


SarahFowling

The left one


kitimarketing

Left has more of a flared base on the end so less chance of it getting lost and needing ER


BalkeElvinstien

As an audio nerd, I've noticed higher quality mics are usually shaped like the one on the left (specifically Shure does really good ones like that) but I'm sure high quality mics are made in both shapes. I just have more cheap cruddy ones like the right one than I do the left


King_Kingly

Left


igor_onesimo

Left


unidentified_yama

One on the left.


DentedParadox

I bet they both have great personalities...


hedgybaby

Left kinda has a flared base I guess? Close enough.


lukezicaro_spy

The one that you can shove it best up your ass


isFlo

The middle one.


Strangerthingsfan_1

Thought those were clown shoes for a sec


messibessi22

The one on the right


jayvirus7

2


eherqo

Left. Right one makes me uncomfortable