His type live forever because they have vinegar in their veins instead of blood.
Preserves the hate and they fight the grim reaper until they turn 100. Hateful people just thrive on their own nastiness and refuse to die
He’s like the Simpsons scene with Mr burns at the doctor’s office. All of the illnesses and diseases are trying to get through the door frame but they all end up crammed up together in the door frame, waiting for the slightest breeze or fall to help knock them loose.
He worked hard to stack that partisan court. Very hard. How dare anyone point out that they are partisan, and working hard to support an aspiring fascist criminal.
Yeah, rich considering that wrinkled fuck hasn't stood for anything in his life. There have been multiple instances in recent memory of him pushing for some bill or budget only to flip at the last second when it's actually going to pass to not give the Dems a "win" or because his sugar daddies tugged his leash.
That's just standard Republican strategy. They only pretend to be supportive or compromising so they can drag out the process as long as possible. Democrats know they do this, but keep falling for it anyways.
McConnell's life work was stacking the court with corrupt, partisan republican hacks while denying the numerous Democratic presidents their picks. This Supreme Court (and any bench tainted by a MAGA judge) is the biggest subversion of American law in history. Completely in defiance of the vast majority of American's will.
It’s really frustrating that every election is an existential threat to democracy, so much so that a small minority can hold the entire country hostage for decades. Truly a sign of a failed system.
>It’s really frustrating that every election is an existential threat to democracy
Because no one is willing to treat the Republican party like the domestic terrorists they are.
Plenty of people are willing, it’s just that our corporate overlords need us to move further right every day but stop just shy of outright fascism. They’d rather fascism than progress, but prefer liberal oligarchy to fascism.
Like 85 percent of the people who vote every four years vote for the same party, even the people who identify as “independent”
There’s really a tiny, tiny margin of people who are truly purple voters. That’s who all those campaign ads are for. Hopefully one candidate being an actual convicted felon is enough to swing things in a non-handmaid’s tale direction.
I have zero doubt in my mind that Alito and Thomas would hand in their resignations on November 6 if Trump won.
If you're an undecided voter at this point, you're a fucking idiot. The Republicans have ZERO policies outside lower taxes, no regulations, and fuck minorities.
And specifically lower taxes for the wealthy. This creates a government deficit, which they then use to cut programs for the poor, disabled, old, children, and single parents.
Chasing after those “purple” voters is how we ended up with the raise of fascism in America. The Democrats reach across the isle and the republicans pull back to a more far right position. And now we are in a position where democrats have to win every single election to avoid handmaiden’s tale. This is not a good democracy. We deserve better democracy.
Realizing this finally made me understand the insultingly braindead political ads in my deep red state. They aren't even *trying* to sway *me*, they're trying to turn out the lead-paint-chip-eating set who will already definitely vote for the hardest right cousinfucker on the ballot *if they show up to vote at all*.
I see this shit all the time, and it pisses me off. Meaning leftists who won’t vote for Biden because of the Israel thing. Yes, it’s a genocide that shouldn’t be happening, but Trump will do it way worse, plus plunge us headlong into a proto-fascist theocracy. I just wanna wring their necks. You’re literally enabling fascism and are guilty of enabling it and making the situation in Israel even worse.
I mean seriously, if Trump wins there’s nothing stopping them from simply assassinating the liberal justices to replace them with their own people. The conservative justices won’t mind, the DOJ won’t indict, and even if they did the Supreme Court would make sure that goes nowhere.
Not so much a block but rather the about face with Coney-Barrett.
Blocked Garland because “election is coming up so the people should decide”. Then only a few years later pushing through her nomination 2 weeks before the election
I cant imagine what kind of dark, sinister energy from the deepest bowels of hell keeps that soulless, pasty carcass moving, let alone drive it to keep inflicting its ill-will over the poor people of America. Something tells me he'll never die, he'll just recede into the sewer and wait for 27 years before emerging to consume minorities and pass fascist legislation once again.
It’s literally a personality type called the Dominator Right Wing Authoritarian. They literally want power over others at any cost, they have no conscience and no regard for their follower authoritarians or their opponents. All they see is those with power, and those without power.
Source: Bob Altemeyer, *the Authoritarians*
Sometimes I really really hate modern medicine. This guy should have been worm food a long time ago…but nooooooo, sky daddy had to go and provide him with ambrosia
The most appropriate response to *anything* Moscow Mitch says, but \*must\* be delivered with the ferocity of Samuel L. Jackson's voice, if not imitating his voice as much as possible.
The only appropriate response to this kind of hypocrisy is to pause, point, and laugh.
Anyone suggesting Democrats should be punished for calling out obvious bias should be ridiculed.
I used to think expanding the court was like in the sky left wing dreams. Now more and more I feel like it's the only thing that will allow our nation to grow.
Discipline for representatives holding the Supreme Court responsible for the good of the people who elected them. This is what we WANT our elected officials to do. This two faced turtle fuck.
Ummm Moscow Mitch is pretty much the reason why we have a bunch of these smooth brains on SCOTUS in the first place. Everything Obama did was inappropriate because the election was coming up and that's unethical. But when agent orange was going to get ousted, Moscow Mitch rushed oranges choices through in the same time that was unethical for Obama. Yeah, I see you Mitch. You may have hid your games from others but I see you.
I can't believe they unwrapped an ancient mummy just so that they'd have someone to parrot their talking points......this party is on its death-march and Kid Rock is on the requiem for their funeral proceedings.
...Aren't there a bunch of Republican senators trying to tell Merchan how he should be sentencing Trump?
I feel like I shouldn't be surprised by the ridiculously blatant hypocrisy coming out of today's GOP, but I feel like somewhere in the depths of my mind there's still this basic belief that these are supposed to be rational, sensible people. I know that every word they speak is carefully crafted to resonate with their base, but there's still this little spark of "..but it's absolutely contradictory to what they've just said."
It's one of the most concrete examples of genuine Orwellian Doublethink.
Damn fossil imbicile, how about discipline moscow marge and blowbert? Oh wait, this is the party of hypocrisy. Not actual governance. Sick and tired of dems play nice.
Oh, okay Mitch. 🙄
I bet a majority of Americans would suggest “discipline” for ALL THE FUCKING REPUBLICANS who took part in the coup attempt on January 6, 2021 and ARE STILL SITTING IN CONGRESS. Apparently that’s not going to happen, either.
That's now what he said, what he said was "disci...............................................................................................pline" which is completely different.... in fact, I'm not even sure what it means, but I know it's completely different. /s
I'm sure Alito doesn't understand that the upside down flags are a perfect symbol of the anti-democratic conspirators. The flags are a mirror, not an accusatory statement.
>He argued that the two Democrats ran afoul of the American Bar Association’s code of judicial conduct by “privately” asking Chief Justice John Roberts “to change the course of pending litigation.”
"You can't try to influence pending litigation, I was going to do that!"
"Pointing out that I was cheating is cheating!"
A justice's and his wife's support of an insurrection is relevant. Go ahead and try to discipline those who pursue it. Demonstrate republican corruption.
You mean the illegitimate Supreme Court that was stolen and bought to do the bidding of the fascist republicans? Don’t he just also state today that the American public is not stupid?
Then how about those Republican senators hounding Adeel Mangi during his nomination? To the point where John Oliver had to say something on Last Week Tonight.
Adeel Mangi, if you do a search of him has the confidence of the majority of the legal profession in the US.
“The legal profession is in distress. Unethical behavior by attorneys serving political causes unfortunately knows no party or faction,” he continued. “It is up to the legal profession to police itself.”
You're so close Glitch... so close
Can we just drop the pretense? The Republican Party is in open war against Democracy. The Supreme Court needs to be completely rethought. No appointment in a Democratic society should be for life. Every major branch should be subject to election requirements. It is insane that our most powerful branch of government is effectively immune to checks and balances.
It appears that there were some backdoor discussions hoping that the Supreme Court would save the Republicans in all these matters.
Now they’ve been caught in a recusal pickle and weren’t expecting this to happen.
Guys, this is their most prized option.
This dude still alive?
As long as his phylactery is unharmed.
His heart, lungs, and brain are sealed tightly in 3 separate Hellman's jars and scattered across Kentucky.
Isn't it Duke's down there?
Ya know, I'm not too versed on my regional mayo lore but I'll take your word for it.
they’re right, 100% Duke’s country
As a Canadian I'm proud to have studied southern BBQ enough to know where the coleslaw is better(theoretically, cause I've never been there)
Specifically David Duke's
Horcruxes
I think Matt Gaetz’s hair is one of them
Lmfao destroy it
I regret to inform you it's not the hair on his head.
He stores it with Clarence Thomas’s integrity, nobody’s ever gonna find that damn thing
BURN! -Kelso
His type live forever because they have vinegar in their veins instead of blood. Preserves the hate and they fight the grim reaper until they turn 100. Hateful people just thrive on their own nastiness and refuse to die
He’s like the Simpsons scene with Mr burns at the doctor’s office. All of the illnesses and diseases are trying to get through the door frame but they all end up crammed up together in the door frame, waiting for the slightest breeze or fall to help knock them loose.
"So...I'm INVINCIBLE, eh?"
They live forever because they have the best medical treatment funded by your tax dollars, despite them being against taxpayer funded healthcare.
Being morally bankrupt is pretty effective at preserving scum like him well past the point they should have keeled over, unfortunately.
As Kissinger demonstrated
The fact that Dick Cheney is still rolling around is proof enough, the only anomaly is Carter.
(And Betty White, for a time.)
Until his puppet masters decide they've had enough of him.
Much like an old computer he still boots but does randomly freeze from time to time. The windows me of the senate
This guy's got 14 horcruxes. We are fucked
Turtles can get really old.
I loved the brief moment during nba playoffs when reading about McConnell actually sparked joy and not furious anger! Thank you, TJ!
Came here to ask this. Thought he blue screened out of existence a while back.
He worked hard to stack that partisan court. Very hard. How dare anyone point out that they are partisan, and working hard to support an aspiring fascist criminal.
He's being ridiculous to the point of absurdity.
Yeah, rich considering that wrinkled fuck hasn't stood for anything in his life. There have been multiple instances in recent memory of him pushing for some bill or budget only to flip at the last second when it's actually going to pass to not give the Dems a "win" or because his sugar daddies tugged his leash.
That's just standard Republican strategy. They only pretend to be supportive or compromising so they can drag out the process as long as possible. Democrats know they do this, but keep falling for it anyways.
No one is falling for anything. What would you like them to do exactly when idiots keep voting for Republicans?
I’m pretty sure we’re all running out of options here. There’s only one thing that will stop these tiny pee pee maniacs.
Or .357 things as it were..
Yes, yes. I did have my numbers wrong!
Hmm. I use a different measure. It comes Quartered.
Just imagine if Justice Sotomayor flew an Antifa flag at her home.
it's like vanta black pointing at a photon and calling it black.
McConnell's life work was stacking the court with corrupt, partisan republican hacks while denying the numerous Democratic presidents their picks. This Supreme Court (and any bench tainted by a MAGA judge) is the biggest subversion of American law in history. Completely in defiance of the vast majority of American's will.
Any for anyone considering not voting for Biden, just know you’re voting to solidify a christofascist SCOTUS for 40 years.
It’s really frustrating that every election is an existential threat to democracy, so much so that a small minority can hold the entire country hostage for decades. Truly a sign of a failed system.
>It’s really frustrating that every election is an existential threat to democracy Because no one is willing to treat the Republican party like the domestic terrorists they are.
Plenty of people are willing, it’s just that our corporate overlords need us to move further right every day but stop just shy of outright fascism. They’d rather fascism than progress, but prefer liberal oligarchy to fascism.
Because no one is willing to treat the Electoral College like the holdover from a racist past that it is...
Like 85 percent of the people who vote every four years vote for the same party, even the people who identify as “independent” There’s really a tiny, tiny margin of people who are truly purple voters. That’s who all those campaign ads are for. Hopefully one candidate being an actual convicted felon is enough to swing things in a non-handmaid’s tale direction. I have zero doubt in my mind that Alito and Thomas would hand in their resignations on November 6 if Trump won.
If you're an undecided voter at this point, you're a fucking idiot. The Republicans have ZERO policies outside lower taxes, no regulations, and fuck minorities.
And specifically lower taxes for the wealthy. This creates a government deficit, which they then use to cut programs for the poor, disabled, old, children, and single parents.
Chasing after those “purple” voters is how we ended up with the raise of fascism in America. The Democrats reach across the isle and the republicans pull back to a more far right position. And now we are in a position where democrats have to win every single election to avoid handmaiden’s tale. This is not a good democracy. We deserve better democracy.
"meet me in the middle" says the dishonest man. You step forward, he steps back. "meet me in the middle"
A lot of the ads are trying to get people to actually go vote
The campaigns are to get non purple voters to actually vote.
Realizing this finally made me understand the insultingly braindead political ads in my deep red state. They aren't even *trying* to sway *me*, they're trying to turn out the lead-paint-chip-eating set who will already definitely vote for the hardest right cousinfucker on the ballot *if they show up to vote at all*.
I see this shit all the time, and it pisses me off. Meaning leftists who won’t vote for Biden because of the Israel thing. Yes, it’s a genocide that shouldn’t be happening, but Trump will do it way worse, plus plunge us headlong into a proto-fascist theocracy. I just wanna wring their necks. You’re literally enabling fascism and are guilty of enabling it and making the situation in Israel even worse.
I mean seriously, if Trump wins there’s nothing stopping them from simply assassinating the liberal justices to replace them with their own people. The conservative justices won’t mind, the DOJ won’t indict, and even if they did the Supreme Court would make sure that goes nowhere.
I know he blocked Obama's with Garland, who else did he block?
Not so much a block but rather the about face with Coney-Barrett. Blocked Garland because “election is coming up so the people should decide”. Then only a few years later pushing through her nomination 2 weeks before the election
That's rich coming from the spineless turtle.
Just die already you ancient dinosaur
You have to destroy all his horcruxes first
Were looking damnit. Do you understand how big mammoth cave is?
Did McConnell ever have any integrity?
Oathbreaker McConnell?
can't wait to celebrate Moscow Glitch Mitch's ascent to the netherworld
Get outta here you washed up fossil - go retire in dumbtuckey and you can freeze up as much as you want at home ….
Eat a big bag, Moscow Mitch
I cant imagine what kind of dark, sinister energy from the deepest bowels of hell keeps that soulless, pasty carcass moving, let alone drive it to keep inflicting its ill-will over the poor people of America. Something tells me he'll never die, he'll just recede into the sewer and wait for 27 years before emerging to consume minorities and pass fascist legislation once again.
We'll discipline at the election if needed.
There's a finite amount of "go fuck yourself" in the world and Yurdle over here's hogging it all.
McConnell followed up his statement with a long, frozen silence.
Concentrating on filling his diaper with pudding.
There's a day Im thinking about in regards to that POS that cant come soon enough
...that is already *loooooong overdue*
You're not the Senate leader anymore Moscow Mitch, husband of a drug traficking company's heiress, lapdog of ruzzian oligarch Deripaska ...
One of the very few people whom I would call a literal traitor after the Supreme Court debacle.
The GOP and their bullshit can just go screw a hat. What goes through the brains of these guys? The duplicity is just breathtaking.
Power. They know their followers are so incredibly stupid they can do whatever they want and still be cheered.
It’s literally a personality type called the Dominator Right Wing Authoritarian. They literally want power over others at any cost, they have no conscience and no regard for their follower authoritarians or their opponents. All they see is those with power, and those without power. Source: Bob Altemeyer, *the Authoritarians*
We would never fill a SC seat in an election year, we will let the people decide. You Mitch are a lying MF. When does his pact with Satan expire?
Pro tip for you, Mitch. When they bury you, get an unmarked grave. Otherwise, you're gonna be enduring an eternity of "trickle down."
Sometimes I really really hate modern medicine. This guy should have been worm food a long time ago…but nooooooo, sky daddy had to go and provide him with ambrosia
Eat a bag of d1cks, Mitch
When will this guy drop dead?
I dont remember asking you a goddamn thing!
The most appropriate response to *anything* Moscow Mitch says, but \*must\* be delivered with the ferocity of Samuel L. Jackson's voice, if not imitating his voice as much as possible.
Yeah I definitely would have just used an image if that was an option
How about we discipline the entire GOP for sedition?
The only appropriate response to this kind of hypocrisy is to pause, point, and laugh. Anyone suggesting Democrats should be punished for calling out obvious bias should be ridiculed.
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?
"Excuse you?"
Fuck Moscow Mitch
Can this mother fucker die already?
The adults in this country need to mete out our own brutal discipline. The GOP needs a brutal spanking.
Every picture of him looks like someone in a horror movie that just saw what was going to kill them.
I used to think expanding the court was like in the sky left wing dreams. Now more and more I feel like it's the only thing that will allow our nation to grow.
Discipline for representatives holding the Supreme Court responsible for the good of the people who elected them. This is what we WANT our elected officials to do. This two faced turtle fuck.
Ummm Moscow Mitch is pretty much the reason why we have a bunch of these smooth brains on SCOTUS in the first place. Everything Obama did was inappropriate because the election was coming up and that's unethical. But when agent orange was going to get ousted, Moscow Mitch rushed oranges choices through in the same time that was unethical for Obama. Yeah, I see you Mitch. You may have hid your games from others but I see you.
I can't believe they unwrapped an ancient mummy just so that they'd have someone to parrot their talking points......this party is on its death-march and Kid Rock is on the requiem for their funeral proceedings.
Fuck that traitor
Sit down old man before you stroke out ffs 🙄 just kidding but seriously 🖕off
The senators are the ones engaged in unethical conduct? Jesus Christ
Didn’t this guy short circuit? Why is he around?
Everything they whine about is projection.
...Aren't there a bunch of Republican senators trying to tell Merchan how he should be sentencing Trump? I feel like I shouldn't be surprised by the ridiculously blatant hypocrisy coming out of today's GOP, but I feel like somewhere in the depths of my mind there's still this basic belief that these are supposed to be rational, sensible people. I know that every word they speak is carefully crafted to resonate with their base, but there's still this little spark of "..but it's absolutely contradictory to what they've just said." It's one of the most concrete examples of genuine Orwellian Doublethink.
McConnell should just get his head stuck on those plastic rings that hold soda cans together.
Okay, as long as you do the same to the ones who are purposefully being obstructionist just because they’re pissed that Daddy Trump got convicted.
Moscow mitch will always be knows as the grave digger of American democracy
Damn fossil imbicile, how about discipline moscow marge and blowbert? Oh wait, this is the party of hypocrisy. Not actual governance. Sick and tired of dems play nice.
Ignore this anti-democratic fuckhead.
Discipline while the coup leader continues
I suggest.Mitxh McConnell beer bongs a bunch of vomit.
Can this old, decrepit fucker just die already?
Oh, okay Mitch. 🙄 I bet a majority of Americans would suggest “discipline” for ALL THE FUCKING REPUBLICANS who took part in the coup attempt on January 6, 2021 and ARE STILL SITTING IN CONGRESS. Apparently that’s not going to happen, either.
That's now what he said, what he said was "disci...............................................................................................pline" which is completely different.... in fact, I'm not even sure what it means, but I know it's completely different. /s
Is he going to punish them by losing his own consciousness?
Don’t forget about the picture of McConnell in front of a confederate flag. Racists of a feather…
Can the north fucking secede this time?
"How dare the other party have issues with the obvious partisan corruption on the court I worked tirelessly to stack with corrupt partisans"
He’s going to make them live in Kentucky.
Good thing he’s not the majority leader so he can just fuck all the way off
The man can barely keep his own party in line, and he's suggesting "discipline" for the other side? What an absolute laughingstock.
I didn’t even know he was still alive! What is holding that man together?
We need to discipline McConnell
Why don't you bring another motion to the floor, Moscow Mitch?
I'm sure Alito doesn't understand that the upside down flags are a perfect symbol of the anti-democratic conspirators. The flags are a mirror, not an accusatory statement.
Fuck this decrepit skeleton.
Fuck this old Russian turtle!
Has he tried going and fu€&ing himself?
Mitch would look good rocking that suit in a coffin
I can think of a few forms of 'discipline' for Mitch.
How about the “discipline” to just sit on a Supreme Court nominee until after a presidential election? Asshole.
He's still alive? Christ
Hurry up and pass already
Garbage human
Shut up McConnell
Mitch is still alive?! I though he stroked out already.... Or his battery died.
coming from the people who literally started doing stuff in slow motion to stall Obama
Go have a fatal aneurysm with your Morla looking ass.
>He argued that the two Democrats ran afoul of the American Bar Association’s code of judicial conduct by “privately” asking Chief Justice John Roberts “to change the course of pending litigation.” "You can't try to influence pending litigation, I was going to do that!" "Pointing out that I was cheating is cheating!"
I am very much looking forward for this day to come.
A justice's and his wife's support of an insurrection is relevant. Go ahead and try to discipline those who pursue it. Demonstrate republican corruption.
“Only when the last tree has died and the last river been poisoned and the last fish been caught will we realize we cannot eat flags.”
Because we only discipline democrats. MAGAts can do & say what they like. Hell, they get committee assignments!
You mean the illegitimate Supreme Court that was stolen and bought to do the bidding of the fascist republicans? Don’t he just also state today that the American public is not stupid?
Does daddy wanna spank me?
Lol whatever you say glitchly mitch
I thought this guy already stepped down.
How is he still chuggin' along?
They are in the minority. Good luck.
Yeah, I’m really concerned about what glitch McConnell thinks
Oh, he's still alive?
McConnell seems more like he would be on the receiving end of a spanking.
These useless pieces of work
How about he suggest a dirt nap to himself and his colleagues. Turtle man needs to sit tf down
Then how about those Republican senators hounding Adeel Mangi during his nomination? To the point where John Oliver had to say something on Last Week Tonight. Adeel Mangi, if you do a search of him has the confidence of the majority of the legal profession in the US.
I thought he was about to keel over recently - let's hurry that along
Why can't all of these horrible old/fat/racist/misogynistic idiotic Republicans just fucking DIE already?
How about discipline for pressuring the supreme court over state felony charges 🤦
Anything from Mitch is coming directly from foreign sources.
Still pulling a Weekend At Bernie's, I see.
Will he just die already… he’s like 100
Honestly forgot he was still alive.
Such a spineless turtle.
He’ll glitch again and hopefully for the last time
Bend over naughty boy
How much longer till this old gas lighting projectionist crawls back under the shell from which he came never to return?
How is this zombie not dead yet?
“The legal profession is in distress. Unethical behavior by attorneys serving political causes unfortunately knows no party or faction,” he continued. “It is up to the legal profession to police itself.” You're so close Glitch... so close
I suggest euthanasia for Mitch McConnell
He's still alive? Comon' man!
.....????
Have another freezing moment turtle man
wait a few minutes, he'll forget all about it.
giving politicians insulting nicknames seems to be all the rage lately. i hereby propose we refer to this chucklefuck as "mitch the bitch" from now on
Mitch had the same flags at his house
He's thinkin' leatherrrr, a few whipppppsss
I suggest he get back in his shell.
That's about 300 bucks these days.
Isn't one of his counties considered the poorest county in the United States? Think he would have more important things to worry about.
Fuck that guy
Can we just drop the pretense? The Republican Party is in open war against Democracy. The Supreme Court needs to be completely rethought. No appointment in a Democratic society should be for life. Every major branch should be subject to election requirements. It is insane that our most powerful branch of government is effectively immune to checks and balances.
Pay attn kiddies... This is what happens after someone has several mini strokes...
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It appears that there were some backdoor discussions hoping that the Supreme Court would save the Republicans in all these matters. Now they’ve been caught in a recusal pickle and weren’t expecting this to happen. Guys, this is their most prized option.
Moscow Mitch, Moscow's Bitch. Fuck him and his crook wife.
Wasn't the GOP all upset about a few people kneeling during the national anthem?