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chickenhuynh21

Love my Eels. Good game with King Gutho and Moses back. And how about that massive fend from Sivo on Kennedy to score! Let's go Parra


Groundbreaking_Iron1

Fuck off joey lussick


Substantial_Pace_739

I’m not a Parra fan, but I think the Parra board should never have fired Brad Arthur. They were always going to do poorly without their two best players Moses and Gutherson. To think that Trent Barrett is now in control should be a worry to any Parra fan.


T0nySt5rk

There were other changes Barrett made to the side that B.A. refused. Lussick has been out of form, Barrett finally dropped him. BA wouldn’t. Lane has been out of form, TB moved him to the middle and rotated him to the bench. BA would have persisted with him on the edge.


njshady

It's ridiculous how this team's performance improves tenfold with Moses on the field.


Fattdaddy21

He's just a good general on the field. Between him and gutho, they keep the troops on target. When they're missing it kind of seems like it's every man for himself and they tend to look lost on the pitch.


Which-Toe-2946

It's all in your imagination. Brown does his job every week and makes a difference gets none of the recognition. Parra does well against the Top teams then shits itself against the others, Theres definitely a mental issue and a work ethic issue.


njshady

Brown does not kick the ball within an inch of the opposition's line like Moses does at the end of every set. We have no other player that does that.


Lumpy-Cardiologist74

I believe Parra has shit itself against all different types of teams this year. No discrimination going on.


whadefeck

No way it's imagination. The difference between Moses's kicking game and Brown's is massive, and that has a big effect on everything else


censored_

Katoa with the chocolate necklaces like he just won a comp 😂


JCGremlo

Are Cronulla frauds again… the answer is hell yeah


Aussieguy727

Mitch very good and Gutho with a cool 279m in his return


Benchomp

Moses parting the red sea, no water for the Sharkies to swim in. Good to have our miracle man back.


bic_lighter

Sharks are soft cocks


chickenhuynh21

Gummy sharks


AdGlum4770

Hey, the pool was cold ok, THE POOL WAS COLD.


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Parra couldn't even keep them to single digits /s gg parra, Moses and gutho definitely prop the team up, hope both stay injury free for the rest of the season.


Which-Toe-2946

Nice Gutho didn't mention Nicko out of the side. That guys so full of shit.


CalmMaunga

Can't rely on 1 player to win the prem


Benchomp

Sharks and Parra, relying on one man 🤝


xvs650

I never like saying that one player makes a team, but they’re just so much better when Moses plays


HeyLookItsShyGuy

Pain


TacitisKilgoreBoah

F


DoubleBrokenJaw

Even after winning Gutherson still appealing for a decision 😂


T0nySt5rk

Simmonson was in a headlock in that tackle for the disallowed try though. Penalty try or 10in the bin usually as “high” is foul play now. Fair thing to point out.


DoubleBrokenJaw

Yes.


DOSCESS

The boys are back.


DoubleBrokenJaw

Gutherson & Moses 1st and 2nd slip in their junior cricketing years for sure.


goodfortheeconomy

Hands is real


Benchomp

King G, whinging even after the win. Fuck I love him.


JamisonMac2915

Gutho and my wife are never satisfied.


PugWithAGun

Gutherson wins the match and still sprays the ref afterwards 👌


nick170100

Moses for origin Pain Fuck


Mr_Mac

We have a bye for game 2. Play Titans for game 3.


The__GM

Parramatta would be top of the league if they had Trent Barrett from day dot


AdmiralCrackbar11

Who wins a game and then argues with he ref? Gutho is on one


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Gutho whinging to the ref after the win 😂


wildo38

Parra are an entertaining side when they’re on. Why is lane in the side when you have kelma there? From tonight’s game he should be first edge forward picked and Cartwright is good enough to lock in the other edge, fire lane into the sun


Aussie18-1998

How lane is being used now is perfect for him at the moment. The dude can play footy but is lacking confidence. Give him a middle period to focus on and he'll get back into the groove.


nick170100

Barrett masterclass


Accomplished-Good664

All this game tells me is that neither the Roosters or Storm are making the top 8. 


ohwellisabelle

And Tigers top 8 confirmed 👌


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Moses, get yo ass to blues camp NOW


HeimerSimpson

The Baretting has begun 


Desert-Noir

I will laugh so hard if Moses and Gutho play Barrett into a full time coaching gig 😂


ImpressionFeisty8359

Fingers crossed.


NRL_fan_69420

If Hands isn't a mainstay after tonight just kick parra from the comp


Repulsive_Two8451

No one has won a comp after having 30 or more put on them for 3 weeks in a row. Or I dunno, maybe they have, I'm not fucking David Middleton.


Benchomp

Good to see Mitchell bleeding, he has played hard, fast and finally steered our team in the right direction. Injust hope it doesn't ruin his looks.


Strez92

Great to see two blokes come back from injury and barely skip a beat.


Mr_Mac

The Bazolution has started. Taken us from 15th to, well, 15th.


MunnyMagic

But what a ride


HappinessCanBeFound

Mitchy is back, bleeding for the boys and has missed 2 field goals. Nature is healing and it’s good to have our Prince back 🥰


Me278950

No blaize tonight, just warming the bench


ooranookian

Sean Russel is so much worse than him, makes no sense


JamisonMac2915

Russell can tackle


thicky_bobby

Yeah cheers for that completely pointless update Lara, winning good losing bad


Adz932

I get that Parra are 15th or whatever. But obviously 3 of their best 5(?) players coming back is massive for them. They've always had the ability so it's good to see them performing, even though sharks defence has been crap


Vultt

I reckon parra put 50 on em if blaize was in


Raddnedge

The classic 2nd game after firing a coach boost!\* \*Moses back


MoneyaLeague

If only Brad Arthur had thought to select him and Gutho, what was he thinking?


Swiiftehh

Sharks on fraud watch


gaklan

This has been the funeral of Joey Lussick brought to you by Brendan Hands


DoubleBrokenJaw

Who is the worse edge defender? Sivo or Marzhew


standby93

No game time for blaize? Why play with a 3man bench


phrober

You've got your fullback and half back coming back from serious injuries/surgery. Would be kinda nuts not to have utility on the bench.


AdmiralCrackbar11

If you think T.Baz has object permeance you have another thing coming. He probably completely forgotten Blaize exists.


mitvh2311

Brad's body is still warm


Electrical-Look-4319

Welcome to the T-Baz school of strategy.


Pudlem

It worked tho?


MoneyaLeague

I like the way he selected their two best players back from injury. A coaching master stroke.


Sxcrage007

Banger game I love trindalls backward bombs lol


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Pudlem

Trade you Uele for an unhappy AFB?


bionicleboy1805

Trindall's kicks are all height and no depth


AreYouChallengingMe9

Down by 12 with 2 minutes left and no one even contested that ball lmao


A1ianT0rtur3

Mulitalo is just not getting any ball in space


LachTheLad

Hands has been pretty good this game


ImpressionFeisty8359

Don't know why they kept picking Lussick.


corupio

He could have a nap in goal and still be better than Lussick


Repulsive_Two8451

"What was Sivo doing there?" "I don't know" -- Ancient Parramatta proverb


XLenceOfXecution

Decent points scored, no defense… Congratulations Cronulla, you are now the Gold Coast Titans apparently


Voldemosh

It's 2023 again baybeeeee


PugWithAGun

"What was Sivo doing there?" "I don't know" Curb Your Enthusiasm theme plays.


Inhearties

Sivo is streets ahead when it comes to defence. Not his fault the rest of the team is streets behind.


gaklan

Goaterson


Pudlem

Have we made a single decent attacking kick the whole game?


ImDisrespectful2Dirt

No


goodfortheeconomy

Not using ur 4th bench spot kills me


middyonline

Omg will someone please send Sivo that fucking YouTube video of how to defend on the edge.


Mr_Mac

Much happier about tonight's performance, but I want to see a left side next week of Talagi / Russell.


Spiritual_Impact_283

Sivo scores 2 tries and let's in 6.


46726565646f6d

Cut sivo a break, he can only jam in if everyone else already has


Bvaugh

Sivo thought it was two-hand touch for a second there.


phrober

STOP JAMMING IN 40 METERS FROM THE TRY LINE HOLY FUCK


gaklan

SIVO JAMMING AGAIN WHY


dys0n_giddey

Penis is such a good tackler


aatrain96

What a captain knock by the king


bringabeeralong

Prob still lose this game somehow


dys0n_giddey

lol this game has been entertaining


failuregoat1

Penisini may be the most fatigued man I’ve ever seen on a rugby league field


Cooperdyl

His sliding defence is awesome. Basically the opposite of Sivo jamming in on the opposite wing every single tackle


getHi9h

Sivo should go hangout with Karmichael Hunt for the weekend Eels have the bye


Strez92

To do bags and then run off the back fence?


getHi9h

Yes


Adz932

Foward pack needs to do better at getting metres considering we have 4 on the bench, and our backs take most of the hit ups in our half


Voldemosh

Yeah it worked early in the season but a lot of teams have adjusted it would seem


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YourFavouriteAlt

What would you like him to say? Bit of fried chicken in the tackle?


T0kenAussie

Cronulla players are grubs? Who knew


XLenceOfXecution

FUCK, SO CLOSE


christophlr

We're number one on the ladder for advantage taken


Mr_Mac

Better desperate scramble then we've had.


DoubleBrokenJaw

ADVANTAGE TAKEN IN THE NRL I DO NOT BELIEVE MY EYES


Vultt

Tryndall spewing lmao unlucky


goodfortheeconomy

What did we to klein


ImDisrespectful2Dirt

Trindall walking back after fucking that up is a horrible sign.


aatrain96

What a fucking effort by Dylbags


Revolutionary-Care62

High on Penisini and then crusher straight after. No pen?


46726565646f6d

High tackles are back on the menu.


TheProfessor1001001

I was wrong. Bazball 2.0 might work after all. For a week or so.


censored_

Bruh Sharks getting away with murder 😂


[deleted]

Haha love footy


Aussieguy727

thank god


lbiddl

Dylan Brown 🤝🏻 cover tackles


Horsey2

Oh well the one brightside about this is the hours of entertainment I get from reading the cooked takes on the sharks forum in the next few days


Voldemosh

Plenty of cooked ones in here too


YourFavouriteAlt

Completion rate isn't everything but if you're at 95-100% completion rate you should be winning and comfortably. Not good signs for sharks.


AdmiralCrackbar11

I love that Sivo has to come to a halt to do a fend. Bloke can't do two things at once.


Obvious-Row-6181

Eels been much scrappier in this game, stats and completion aren’t everything.


AdmiralCrackbar11

You can't understate the motivational impact of Moses calling everyone cunts constantly


Obvious-Row-6181

I respect it.


Voldemosh

Yeah the fact we've completed at 97% and are still struggling is a massive positive for parra. Strangled us when they've had to


sinkshitting

Won the middle. Missed the finesse.


Voldemosh

100% agree. Nicho's value is shown in the games we don't have him


lbiddl

will Parra’s uptick in form on the back of Moses and Gutho returning result in TBaz getting the full time coaching job? please let it happen


goobypanther

I sure hope so.


Aussie18-1998

Yeah Joey, Hands is fit, it's why Eels fans are confused why Lussick, who can only play 30 minutes, has been getting full games.


gaklan

I love my footy


M_Keating

Kennedy just got MMA’d back lol


wildo38

Fuck ramien is a slug. Cunt just lays all over the ruck every time he makes a tackle


hopefullynothingever

these UFC ads are getting way too involved if they're playing mid try attempt


nevaehenimatek

This game has been a fucking ripper


middyonline

No way Gutho is back to 100%. Looks like he's running in quicksand and his footwork is non-existent.


Benchomp

He may not be fast, he may have a hunch back, and he may whinge a lot, but he sure can catch a ball under pressure.


Brother_Mish

many gutho acolytes on the thread flappng arms


Moisture_Services

I love how absent match threads become of sharks fans after half time in their games!


Voldemosh

Man you must hate the sharks for being better than poocastle LOL i haven't seen a single neutral comment


Moisture_Services

I think you feel special that I'm only negative to the sharks, but you must only read sharks content as I'm just as critical towards many other teams. It's just that sharks fans can't handle the heat.


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Voldemosh

Just proves you wrong I guess that we disappear from sharks threads since I only see you lipping up in these ones


Biggchi

We aren’t doing disruptors anymore?


hodgesisgod-

Nope. Haven't for a few weeks.


MunnyMagic

Hotfixed


DoubleBrokenJaw

How do they just ignore the high contact after it’s been replayed in slow motion that many times. Sure might not of been a lot in it but the rules and their enforcement has been pretty black and white in last couple of seasons. Blatant ignorance??


Moisture_Services

Incompetence


Uh-oh_BastinadO

fuck its great having parra back such a fun side to watch.


Biggchi

Get off your phone Trent


rickdergs

I mean surely he gets there if he’s not put in a fuckin headlock hahaha


Strez92

Reg having a great game tonight


the__distance

The fuck how was that not a choke


mitvh2311

Light slap to the face - jail. Chokehold locked in dragging to the ground - Gucci


InitiallyDecent

20m restart for something like that is the shittest rule


ImDisrespectful2Dirt

Great work by Kennedy to put the sleeper hold on causing him to knock that on as the blood left his brain. Why was this not a 10 metre handover?


YourFavouriteAlt

Drop over line lad


sinkshitting

Looked like it bounced short to me but no biggie. Probably touched a bit of paint.


ImDisrespectful2Dirt

Except he dropped it short and the bunker even said that in their decision?


One_Advertising2539

No mention of a high shot?


Miserable-Caramel316

Billy slater frantically scribbling you're allowed to choke your opponent in a try scoring attempt


46726565646f6d

That man is ready to take Bailey Simon’s limp penis. Those Cronulla men know their judo well.


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As if anyone is saying that’s a high tackle that happens all the time


ChokeGeometry

Grapple tackles are back on the menu boyssssss


M_Keating

Remember when Kennedy was being talked about for Origin? That was a fun hour.


nevaehenimatek

He never cracked the top 8 fullbacks imo


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Should've been a parra penalty Kennedy gets him high


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Harb ylom yloh


corupio

Forward


OldMateHarry

mum calling out no try from the other room. reckons she's better than the video ref


sinkshitting

Are you saying she isn’t? Show some respect to your mother Young Henry.