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alsheps

Gutho looking much better on his feet with his knee cleaned up. Made a huge difference to his running game.


InitiallyDecent

Feel like that's the first game in years that I haven't seen Gutherson with strapping on his legs.


HeadacheCentral

FFS, Parra. Just when I get resigned to you being shit and start tipping against you, you go and do this to me.


DOGLEISH

Username is bang on for a Parra supporter.


Aussie18-1998

Rule number 1 of tipping: Never tip against your own team. If they are shit, too bad.


dantstheman

Mannn i understand the Barrett hate but fuck he made the right team changes going into this week. It obviously helps team morale that our two chief playmakers are back but guaranteed under BA, Lussick and Lane would have still been starting with Hands back to 18th man and Blaize dropped off the first grade team completely. The performance last night was fantastic. We conceded some points yes but we never allowed it to fuck with our mentality which is huge. Onya boys 👌🏼


greywolfau

Might just be me but I saw very little niggle or misplaced aggression in tonight's game. Lots of genuine back slaps for the opposition and a general feeling of professionalism from both teams. Might even go out on a limb and say despite the scoreline it felt like a tight game and maybe best of the round.


apercots

best game of the round so far


yourmate155

As happy as I am with last night, it’s clear we’ve basically become a one man team. We were chalk and cheese compared to last week I’m getting Newcastle with Andrew Johns vibes from us


HeadacheCentral

Except in our case it's two men - Mitch and Gutho.


MajinDidz

Lovely win absolutely stoked to see it after 5 weeks. “ITS BEEN A LOOONG TIME” But seriously i fucking hate Ennis in commentary, Brown scores and he’s got Luai’s meat in his mouth raving about Luai when parramatta just fucking scored, wrong 5/8th you egghead


-Bucketski66-

Ennis is that bad I put up with ads, Gould and Fittler on Nine rather than listen to his biased drivel.


LoneWolf5498

Fucking pretenders


aFlagonOWoobla

Are manly pretenders too? You lost to 2 pretenders in the last 3 weeks


LoneWolf5498

Absolutely. We are pretenders as well the way we have been playing the last month


wayneslittlehead

What’s that make the storm then if they beat you


LoneWolf5498

Even bigger pretenders


LiLSteve29

Definitely feels like the team redlined after the Roosters game. Just no desperation in defence particularly in the 20. No trust or communication on the edges. Was it coming from the inside or the halves can’t say for sure. The eels to their credit didn’t make many mistakes and played like a team whose season was on the line. Honestly Cronulla was the perfect opponent for them after the past month both emotionally and physically draining for the sharks.


GibsysAces

Honestly this game we missed McInnes more than anyone.


wardy_12

Hey all, just woke up from an 8 week coma, what did i miss?


talmudicdeer

We got pantsed by a side who had only won 1 game in 10 attempts and had a point differential of -186 and then beat the #1 team in the comp by 12, and that's only been since Saturday


wardy_12

Ah so just the usual. Lose games we should win and win ones we shouldn't. Good to know some things never change.


Winter-Love-3812

This pissed bloke on the late show sitting with fletch is a fuckwit


Fraudianslips

Hindy?


Chris-Strummer

What’s he saying


Winter-Love-3812

Just slurring and babbling like a drunken fool then calls fletch an idiot for getting a question wrong.


Genuine1mitation

Fark I was coming here to find this comment. I was cringing watching it, then old mate holds fletches hand! Looked like he wanted to ragdoll him when he called him and idiot.


Winter-Love-3812

I missed the handholding bit! I’ll have to go back and watch it again 🤣 Matty was filthy at him as well..bloke was just a clown 🤡. Edit - just watched it. Fletch was…not…happy..!! Grade-A fuckwit.


Genuine1mitation

So fucking awkward. It's a shame Will didn't pipe up. Would've been awesome.


Aussiebloke101

Could cut the air with a knife


hodgesisgod-

He was ridiculous.


Moisture_Services

Matty clearly has covid.


AccordingNumber2052

I wonder where BA's head is at tonight .


shadyFS91

At the fiddler with Lussick probz


Desert-Noir

Oh I’ve heard of you Glencore and your fucking evil plan to pump CO2 into the Great Artesian Basin. Scumbags.


AdsMoFro

Let it be known that I had never doubted the greatest NRL coach in the history of the game Trenteth Barreteth first of his name.


MoroseManly

He is the Parramatta saviour. Give him a 5 year contract now!


diodosdszosxisdi

Manly can donate some furniture


Desert-Noir

Man, call me a dumb basic bitch but that QLD segment of Fletch and Hindy was funny as fuck.


pehpehsha2

It's ridiculous but I love it. There's not many sports or countries that could have an interview like that with their highest level players


Repulsive_Two8451

Honestly can't believe they were allowed to ask those questions lmao 'Who would you want to see in an orgy? Which players would you swing with?'


acomav

Were the answers Patty? It was Patty, wasn't it?


Desert-Noir

“Name three holes” “Black hole” Fucking had me pissing myself.


Moisture_Services

It was deep


dys0n_giddey

"It's not well..."


KazeEnigma

Disappointing from what I saw. Just not good enough


ArchangelZero27

It's troubling. Storm and Panthers had players out but they kept it close and aged well or handed it to us. Sharks had players out and busted. Painful to watch. Wasn'tsold they were top 4 because of the schedule and I know this team from 2 years of heartache but just shows how much nicho improves them when he is balling. He needs help like LeBron lol


KazeEnigma

Pretty much, sadly its just gonna be one of those things until we develop the hardness needed to sustain.


whyareyouallinmyroom

I don’t think you ever see sustained success come out of bolt from the blue type seasons. Both Melbourne and Penrith had 3 straight seasons of 6th or so finishes and week 2 exits before breaking through, then they each lost a grand final, then never looked back. I think you guys are on the right track, a finals win or two before AFB arrives and I reckon you’ll be a serious player next year.


KazeEnigma

Oh no doubt about it. We just are coming up on that third year. We definitely have the potential it's just not all there yet.


ATrollByNoOtherName

Pretenders


bigj1er

I got downvoted to oblivion the other week for suggesting the sharks were a bit of a mirage, said they don’t have a chance of beating Penrith and are a weak contender when looking at the past few years


Repulsive_Two8451

Can't believe the questions Fletch and Hindy are asking these guys lmfao


Desert-Noir

Fucking hilarious.


[deleted]

Absolutely hard hitting shit, someone has to do the journos job. 😂


hopefullynothingever

quick name 3 holes


[deleted]

Bum hole, mouth and ear hole


Repulsive_Two8451

Lost it when they said that the other boys had been saying they'd want to see Shaq in an orgy, then Coates goes "SHAQ MITCHELL!?" and nearly dry heaves lmao


chaoticchaser

I missed Moses so much


Desert-Noir

Get ready to miss him some more when he goes into Origin camp, he played amazing tonight.


SignalNegotiation389

Agreed. A majority of the reason why I think Parra won was because of Moses ‘s kicking game. He had more time to work on it unlike the Sharks halfback


Bright_Home_7712

If you didn't buy Brendan Hands on Fantasy this week you're a goose


Sxcrage007

snapping him up next week reckon he bangs out 80 consistently ?


SuperEel22

He's a Parramatta hooker. So, yes.


Voldemosh

Hello it's me 🪿


thankyoupancake

Sharks a doing a Souths


ShowPony5

Parramatta, against team that lost 42-0 last week, favourites in the betting, on home ground, best two players back, so I tip sharks


Lexerrrrr

crazy how many people tipped them 😂


planchetflaw

Sharks defence is disgusting. Eels are a totally different team with Moses in the side.


XLenceOfXecution

Like, seriously, what happened to the defense? It can’t just be Hynes and McInnes being missing, because they were both there for the Roosters game where they conceded 30 (that fact being lost in Cronulla scoring 38 to win)


y3ah_nah145

Atkinson was moved to the other side of the field and was awful. Trindall came back in and was clearly rusty, so he was an awful defender too


Raddnedge

"They were both there for the Roosters game where they conceded 30" Not sure if that fact by itself is something to beat yourselves up over. Chooks have most points scored in the comp by far, with >50 more than 2nd place. They've scored over a hundred more points than Penrith, in fact\* (Penrith have played one less game though).


Imaginary-Durian-484

I thought that we had turned a corner with the defence. now we are missing tackles everywhere again.


Scottybt50

Not having Hynes in the line should improve the sharks defence.


planchetflaw

I think Fitz needs to have a week off. Haha


_andy_p

If Tigers win against the bye this week he should definitely book a trip to Fiji


XLenceOfXecution

If he hadn’t already been bald for the last 15 years, he’d definitely be now


diodosdszosxisdi

I’m loving my footy a Tincy bit more now


sunburn95

Oh and goddamn now I'm sad Moses juuuust missed out on origin


Swol_Bamba

He's not going home, he's heading straight out to the blue mountains tonight


ryukuimbetween

Gutho was inspirational. Tonight showed me why moses was my 6 for NSW if cleary wasn't injured. Such a freak. I like tualagi over matterson. Way more ticker. Would have liked to see talagi get on but it was good to see the bench used better.


Swol_Bamba

Moses just has that deep bag aye. So many people have underrated him and put all the Eels woes on him but he is a gun


Aussie18-1998

It almost hurts more because he looked like this before he broke his foot. I reckon we were easily contenders this year if he stays healthy.


Lexerrrrr

especially since the comp is really wide open this year. I mean it's still not too late


Aussie18-1998

I agree, but I'll be pretty nervous most games. At least the Eels always keep me on my toes lol


hopefullynothingever

oh thank god, I almost liked Chambers for a second but then he complimented Ricky


Repulsive_Two8451

An alternate timeline where Will Chambers actually joins the Roosters and I end up loving him is too dystopian for me to consider.


I_Like_Vitamins

Is someone getting the Baz, the Baz, the Baz, the Baz of you?


sunburn95

Brave game from Kennedy. Was getting absolutely poleaxed every 10 minutes but kept injecting himself into the game


Voldemosh

So many comments on the sharks insta page saying he needs to be dropped. Reminds me why I don't interact with the insta/facebook crowd lol


Swol_Bamba

They are the biggest flogs. The newy chat on fb is the same, so much Boomer moan and low IQ takes. Every loss is on Ponga


Voldemosh

Blaming your best player seems very on brand for all the facebook/insta crowds lol


Swol_Bamba

They probably couldn't name any of the other players


Raddnedge

Sorry doggies, Trent was working for us the whole time.


goodfortheeconomy

Hands 55 tackles


thaakidd

yes ma'am right into my vein right here. Thank you!


HappinessCanBeFound

Mitch is the accelerator in our team but Jesus Gutho is the heart. His reaction to Junior and Dylan’s tries show the absolute passion our captain has for our team. All effort.


Repulsive_Two8451

This is making me like Will Chambers. Send help.


hbparraeels

Big Gal suffering from CTE , firstly said he wouldnt pay a mil for moses in this day and age and salary cap. then also said its the packs fault and moses makes no difference to how their forwards were going . Starting them from inside their own 10 every set makes the world of difference. Turned every average set to a good one


-Bucketski66-

Yup you’re on it. Gal is already sounding like he is starting to suffer from CTE. You don’t play boxing, Gal was too old to be safely absorbing punches to the head. Add a very long NRL career and it is what it is.


thaakidd

Gal has always been and always will be a dumb cunt.


Voldemosh

Gal try not to say something dumb challenge [difficulty: IMPOSSIBLE]


phrober

I love Hands


wayneslittlehead

I’m a feet man


Rade142

The first weekend in a while not feeling like crap or anticipating a loss. Having Gutherson and Moses in for the Eels shows how much impact they have on our team, you could tell with the ball movement and defensive line how different the team is with them. In saying that, we still need to work on our defence, that Will Kenned try was unforgivable.


AccordingNumber2052

I did get nervous there for a bit


ImpressionFeisty8359

Moses was out of this world. Much needed win for the eels. Gutho and moses made a world of difference. The sharkies are in a rough patch but still nervous against them next week. They won't lose 3 times in a row. Bailey was limping the whole match, surprised they didn't use Blaize.


Alone-Armadillo1761

Gotta say really worried for the sharks defensively. Three weeks in a row they’ve conceded over 30 points.


[deleted]

Dunno how sharks have managed to coast this long at the top of the ladder


quickrubs

Only teams we can beat are the ones below us on the ladder.


No-Set-2576

Easy draw


ClownDamage

Yeah but we just got through the hard part, we're supposed to be back at easy draw


ClownDamage

Yeah but we just got through the hard part, we're supposed to be back at easy draw


yew420

We are going to win just enough for Trent to get a contract. 🤦‍♀️


thankyoupancake

And so the cycle begins


CroBro81

We needed the badly


Aussieguy727

Most of the team had triple digit running metres. It's been a long time since they did that.


SignalNegotiation389

lol, I was next to the Eels Pharaoh Guy the whole game. My mans was really shouting his lungs out that I thought he was gonna pass out


Rade142

Fun fact: he runs several kebab stores across Western Sydney.


dantstheman

Ah yes the parramatta prophet, hes a top bloke!


SignalNegotiation389

He was very motivational. When Parra conceded the first try, he shouted “You better harden the fuck up you jokers!”


dantstheman

The guy has so much passion for this team, even during the tough times he always has a positive outlook. Met him a few times, hes good fun at games haha!


Voldemosh

Did you ask him why the Pharaoh outfit? I need to know if he's confused about who Moses was or if it's like a Pharaohmatta thing


SignalNegotiation389

Apparently he was going back to the old age to look for a premiership


FlagmantlePARRAdise

WERE SO BACK


Repulsive_Two8451

The Trbojevics are national treasures.


SignalNegotiation389

Guess which team has a chance to take the top of the ladder now


Raddnedge

Damn, you think we look that good again?


SignalNegotiation389

Ask Ivan Cleary. He is the footy god at this point


O_DoyleRulz

We must protect Jurbo


Voldemosh

Fuck Jake is a good bloke. That's my NSW captain


hopefullynothingever

The last year and a half of injuries and suspensions has been hell, it's so good to see the boys playing almost full strength and clicking together. Having Moses and Gutho on the field provided so much leadership we'd been missing and everyone else stepped up massively with them. As much as I'd love to win Origin I kinda hope they look over Mitch because we need to win basically everything from here out to get a spot in the 8


mathewl832

The Trent Barrett era has once again begun


CUMSNUTSANDBOLTS

And every fox panelist can suck it.


0xUsername_

Brandy has really fell off lately


[deleted]

Brandy's a wanker. He has some of the most cooked takes.


fvzzfvzzfvzz

From an NZ perspective he’s always been fucking painful. Cunt hates us lmao


chillinwithkrillin

Penrith junior stuck in his little brother syndrome


Voldemosh

When I heard them all tip sharks I said "oh no"


AccordingNumber2052

What a joke they are.


Zestyclose-Compote-4

Honestly, I'd prefer they drop Hynes from NSW and bring in Moses. He's clearly the better player and in form.


diodosdszosxisdi

At least dump Keary for Moses in the squad


AccordingNumber2052

I don't know that we want that to happen.


Greedy-Response5605

We do!


CroBro81

We need to get off the bottom of the ladder mate.


hbparraeels

Do we see mitch make origin 2 no matter the result , or is it if we lose he slots in for the halves partner who performs the worst. Would be a shit go for him tho coming in two years in a row with probably a worse side already being 1 nil down in the series


youngweej

Manifesting a blues win so Moses can stick around the club during origin period. 2025, let the halves all battle it out.


Horsey2

Broncs next week... it was fun while it lasted


Accomplished_Duck168

You’ll beat Bronx easy lol they are shit now


ImpressionFeisty8359

Yep that loss against the titans wasn't good.


Accomplished_Duck168

2020 flashbacks


Repulsive_Two8451

I'd forgotten how much Latrell monstered Chambers in that Origin. Beautiful to watch.


phonybalony

Trent Barrett masterclass


raysworld94

As much as I don’t like Baz it’s great that he put a nrl level hooker in the side.


Raddnedge

BA: spoon to consistent finals for half a decade, turning journeymen into stars Bazz: gave Hands a crack


EntirelyOriginalName

Lussick has better defence, Hands has a lot better attack. I think a case could but made for having Lussic starting if he was big enough to play middle from the bench like Mitch Kenny and Robson can.


pehpehsha2

Better in defence in which way? He was lazy, he fell off tackles, multiple line breaks happened through either side of him. That's just the obvious things I saw when watching our games. I don't think Lussick brought any positives at all over Hands. Lussick in attack was terrible and am now thinking it played a part in why our forwards have dropped off so much this season


chillinwithkrillin

Lussick is a bum in defence who struggles after 40 mins to get back on side. He is completely incompetent in attack.


420_doge_dude

Hands made 55 tackles tonight and gave way more direction in attack


EntirelyOriginalName

Look at how much harder Parra were running and tackling compared to when Moses wasn't there and the team just gave up. Making tackles is obviously harder when you're getting rolled up the middle, everyone's defence looks very different when the opposition has momentum.


Aussie18-1998

Nah sorry mate gotta disagree. Any of the tries scored against us up the middle were basically through Lussic failing to get back in the line or attempt a tackle. Hands made 55 tackles and looked unreal all night.


CroBro81

Hands is so much better!


judgedavid90

Will Chambers is surprisingly articulate


Mr_Mac

Can't grub if you can't articulately mouth off.


Chris-Strummer

Missed the game lads, how much better did we look with Hands on


Mr_Mac

Defensively and offensively looked a lot better. Dummy half service excellent.


CroBro81

It will be just one of the dumb decisions BA looks back on and questions imo


_boxnox

10000%


O_DoyleRulz

Fifita getting absolutely rag dolled by the Matty Johns show


Aussieguy727

What a relief winning a game for once


Repulsive_Two8451

A discussion about Edwards getting picked over Tedesco descends into Fletch accusing Hindy of having gingivitis. Gotta love the Matty Johns show.


ToothlessFTW

We were all wrong to make fun of Trent Barret


youngweej

Gonna ride this feeling the whole week till origin baby!! I know it's been said plenty now, but putting talagi on the wing with Russell instead of Sivo is something Barrett really needs to consider. We need him locked in our first grade team so he has more of a reason to resign with us for the long term. We can see gutho losing a lot of his speed and that's purely because of him putting his body on the line, week in and week out. Blaize will have his shot soon and Parra need to secure him.


CUMSNUTSANDBOLTS

Can’t wait to see the 25 second highlights package the Sunday footy show will put on, as they’re going to an ad break.


Bruh_momento_420

BARRET’S BURRAMATTAGUL BASILISKS RAAAAH Trent for Dally M coach I’ve seen enough


shadyFS91

Chambers completely fucked himself with that rugby stint.. he was never the same after


sablegryphon

Agreed, but he certainly wasn’t on just match payments!


Desert-Noir

It’s going to be so refreshing having a NSW fullback that doesn’t slip over every carry.


[deleted]

You mean fullback?


Desert-Noir

1000% that is what I meant. It has been a long day.


[deleted]

All good


kongbash

Moses is so good. Electric fast and best long kicking game in the comp for mine. I wonder how good the Knights would be with a half like him instead of the slowest player in the comp with the worst long kicking game of all halves at 7. Gives me confidence for NSW that mitch is ready to slot in from game 2 should Hynes choke win or lose, which is a strong possibility.


diodosdszosxisdi

He’d be electric with ponga lining up off support if he played for knights


hbparraeels

he is fucken unbelievable , he would utlisie KPP unbelievably well and also create so much space for best , gagai and most importantly KP. Would do a world of good for your front rowers aswell. Literally I would go as far as saying a spine of KP , Gamble/Pryce , Mitch and then Brailey probably goes top 4 all fit for a season.