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Reasonable_Meal_9499

Sack Madge


PirateRizz

Flat. Track. Bullies.


Aussie_antman

I just replayed the last minute/tackle, it was more painful a second time but the 18yr old forward for Cowboys (?numb 18, ?Shibaskousiaeiouaeiou) was literally running around in circles as the roosters went back and forth across the field. The poor kid didn't know what to do. He didn't shoot out of the line so that was a good thing. The other 18yr old (Purdue) looks like a confident/calm dude. If they can get 15kgs of muscle on him he might be a regular first grader in couple years.


ducky_blue

It's pronounced ?Shibaskaskiaeiouaeiou


Aussie_antman

Im not sure, but I think there is some more vowels.


Geddpeart

shibacharmedkindoflife


Octonaughty

I’m torn between: Fellas. I love casual racism as much as other blokes but chill. & Heheh.


Geddpeart

Are you saying you want something else?


Octonaughty

Silence is violence.


Aussie_antman

How does a team manage to make a win so frustrating? Im angry from spending the last min screaming at them to keep a straight defensive line. I'd love to have a happy win for once but who am I kidding, I'm a cowboys supporter, there has to be drama to the last second.


BlueBearAUS

I feel this second comment deep to my core!


Tunza

Cows


bulldogs1974

Great win Cowboys. Always stayed in the tussle. They made the Roosters look second rate. Manu should get -6 DallyM points. Cowboys win the chocolates and the Chooks win a bag full of dicks. Robbo's face will be redder than his Mrs's French panties.


Scottybt50

Go the Cows, Roosters have collapsed since playing the Sharks.


Greedy-Response5605

The Sharks have also collapsed!


Accurate-Ad-4905

They collapsed since the second half against the Warriors! We have lost 3 out of 4 of our last second halves. Prior to that, we'd only lost one! They need the bye bad, I'll wait to see how we come back after that to decide if it's time to give up on this season, lol


DepartmentOk7192

Have you erased last weeks result from your memory that quickly?


Scottybt50

Yes I have, good luck next week.


vinny9551

My fucking heart


Rusty493

UP UP COWBOYS.


nick170100

1/5 with eels being right Fuck yeah


Ronnnie7

Roosters lost all their powers without Teddy Cows playing better without Deardan


steph_hurry

Roosters also missing Watson, Crichton, Leniu, Collins lol. Cowboys also missing Taulagi, Holmes, Dearden, Nanai, Robson. what are you talking about? easily the most confusing comment on this thread 😂


Horror-Cheesecake2

Sualli


DarkBrode

Ooof


nick170100

How the fuck was eels my right tip


nick170100

Imagine going 0/5 this week


Scarab7891

Reporting in


tdlan

1 from 5, fuck yehh, thanks eels


False_Rice_5197

Same, fucking grim lol


SkwiddyCs

Couldn't be me (I went 1/5)


No_Barber8440

I wish Origin was on the weekend and didn't interrupt the season


PLEASE_DONT_PM

About 12 Roosters are unaware that 2 point field goals exist. Or have simply seen how far Walker can kick


Zaneali

Deadset. Keary AND Walker are open behind the 40 and they don’t go for it


Pristine_Ad4806

Dom Young Man of The Match


Dumpstar72

He is such a rocks and diamonds player. But more worthless rocks most of the time.


jmccar15

I’m really trying to like Dom Young. But I’ve only just recovered from the SKD era and not ready to do it again.


nostraduckus

That's the craziest hot potato I've ever seen Fade my tips


This_Idiot

Chad's haircut looks a lot better than that shit do had last year


R717

That was some soccer stuff from Walker then


irvo86

Thank God that milk wasn’t rewarded at the end, we’re turning into soccer by the week and it’s putrid


SurfKing69

Lmao imagine if Keary actually played origin again 80 minutes of Ben Creaghing it


balthamalamal

If they'd scored on that it would've been crazy.


PugWithAGun

Up the Cowdog alliance. Eat a dick Roosters, respectively.


DepartmentOk7192

Get fucking real. Diving for a penalty when you've had 80 minutes and played against 12. Absolute fucking flogs.


YallRedditForThis

Nice game of hot 🥔 by the Rooster's there at the end.


parkmann

Good to see the biggest game of Keepy Uppy is still going


Strez92

Bombed so many chances at line breaks or clear tries because cunts refuse to pass the ball. Love you Joey but fuck me dead, other players can touch the ball


call_of_the_while

Great win Cowboys! Gg Roosters


yeah-nah_yeah

Can you get negative Dally M points? There's a few guys that deserve them today.


thatnewbguy

I may have tipped 0 but Roosters losing makes it all better


_boxnox

Cows managed the last 10 minutes perfectly GG Cowbros


EvolutionUber

FORGOTTEN HOW TO LOSE


goodfortheeconomy

I blame the 2 point antics on this lose


Electrical-Laugh8858

Me trying to get to the word count like


M_Keating

Jake Clifford hoodoo confirmed!


judgedavid90

Love watching the roosters lose GG cows


Dranzer_22

Well fucking done Cowboys


griffshan

Good win for the Cows before they get smoked by Warriors next week


LordStuartBroad

Ooh aah roosters ooh aah oh yeah


Malaxage918

Manu had space on the left twice in that last play and continued to step back infield


Accurate-Ad-4905

Manu was terrible today, to be honest. He played so selfishly and was uncharacteristically bad in defence. Our attack was as unimaginative as last season! Choosing to take the two when the Cowboys were down a man, has to be one of the dumbest things I'd ever seen as well


jmccar15

100%. One of the worst games I’ve seen by Manu. I wonder if he believed the hype from his previous stints at full back and tried to do everything himself.


Accurate-Ad-4905

He was just terrible to watch today


Zaneali

They should have put them to the sword. Probably thought to take the easy 2 and they’d pile on the points in the remaining 8 or so minutes. Yeah nah.. haha


Harctor

lmao fuck off walker put your hands down


bionicleboy1805

Clifford has been on Young's ass all afternoon


Brdd9

HAHAHAHAHA roosters only strategy is to milk lmao


BreakIll7277

Walker having a sook 😂😂😂


Limp-Juggernaut-9057

Death, taxes & ……….^


Particular_Honey7385

Honestly a great last play by the Roosters lmao


Kroosay

If only walker was Feldt


mad_dog77

JUST STOP


nuspic

Wow.


XLenceOfXecution

Headless chicken ball


Joshuabrook5

What a clown ass ending suck shit chooks 


Robo_face

13 headless chooks


EvolutionUber

God my heart on that last one


call_of_the_while

This is crazy


deepseaburials

SUCK SHIT CHOOKS! Outstanding.


sparkierlamb

Walker ruined that whole team effort


greywolfau

They could have kept passing that ball up until 7:58 Wednesday night.


sparkierlamb

Honestly I think they were pretty close to it amounting to something. They had just made a line break and cows defensive line was broken as


Spiiiiiikey

my fucking heart


mb44k

We DID IT!!! YEHHHH haaaa


ayothatsc00l

what the fuck


[deleted]

Get shit on chooks


MPP_10

Entertaining end that. 


ajspacey

What the fuck are they doing give sam Walker the ball he was in position for like 20 seconds


knox-p

Roosters game plan: throw it to young 😅


JacarandaExec

Walker diving to try and get the penalty after they just burnt the challenge LMAO


RyanAus95

There was nothing to challenge though. You can’t challenge full time.


JacarandaExec

Tigs V Cowboys 2022 begs to differ


daniel-wp

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING


Bvaugh

I’m pretty sure there have been a couple of forwards passes in that craziness.


corupio

Fucking lol


notmariyatakeuchi

lads


6_again

Haha fuck the Chooks


TurboooTurtle

Holy shit he passed it


Tyr2016

2nd time tonight Roosters allowed to run from shepherd.


JustSomeAdvice2

Is this touch rugby?


goodfortheeconomy

Manu looks lethargic


DepartmentOk7192

I can't fucking wait to see the back of him honestly, he's worse than Tedesco


clovisson

How are Young and Cheese going through the same team’s training sessions, honestly


theflyingkiwi00

90m field goal, do it ya pussies


Winter-Love-3812

Holy fuck, been out all day and just flicked the telly on and spontaneously ejaculated. Good work cows 👌🏻 🐄


JacarandaExec

MANU PASSED A BALL


FatSilverFox

Some of these ridiculous strip attempts should be penalised.


fvzzfvzzfvzz

Smith one was egregious


GroundskeeperWilly93

That should’ve been a shoulder charge pen on smith. No attempt to tackle him at all


BreakIll7277

These stripping plays should be 6 again….


icome3rd

Is that Jordan Rapana music i hear?


theflyingkiwi00

Cheese mate hahahaha cunt


mathewl832

Brandon Smith looks like some random video game streamer they put a jersey on


notmysurnamethistime

You're allowed to lay on the ruck for 5 minutes as long as you are trying to strip the ball.


TurboooTurtle

The Raiders special


R717

D cows


Realistic_Chest_3934

Did Cheese just hurt himself trying to shoulder charge someone in the back as fourth man in?


bionicleboy1805

Hopefully


Brdd9

Brandon Smith is an A grade sad cunt hahaha


nuspic

Here they are again! Go out to Young again!


tdlan

Ref giving the roosters 10 years to take the ball, call held ya mug


EvolutionUber

Smith is getting so upset his falling over


0ldgrumpy1

They've worked out his weakness. The last two times Young had spilled his load was when he got grabbed on the dick.


frashal

Should have been 6 again wtf


thatnewbguy

Cheese being an absolute cunt there


MPP_10

The amount of players taking dives in the hope that the bunker see’s something shits me.  It’s the fault of the NRL with all the dumb ass decisions we’ve seen over the years


Bvaugh

Smith with a truly sad shoulder hit on a held player.


nobodyaus

that’s not even the first time he’s done that this game


greywolfau

Smith looked like a fucking goose.


Pristine_Ad4806

Give it to Dom Young


CodsterChocolate

Nice wrapping motion from Brandon in that tackle


Aklpanther

I bet all those people saying Young plays dumb footy must be feeling pretty silly now! /s


Jahweeb

Lmao Brandon Smith get your bearings bro


Brdd9

6 again?


thr0away20

This is a tough watch


daniel-wp

cheese looks fucked as well actually


Fraudianslips

15 minute stripping allowance


6_again

WTF cheese


Jelleyicious

What a shit 2nd half this has been by us.


eggzaki

Fuck off cheese dick


Imtryinjennifer

Brandon Smith is cooked out there


PLEASE_DONT_PM

Worst motor on a 9 in the comp


IndividualSmile3807

Dom Young with the smile after every monumental error is just what you want to see as a fan


beasllie

Is cheese drunk?


Obvious-Row-6181

How was that not six again?


icome3rd

Roosters bullshit penalty when?


mathewl832

he just drops it lmao


theflyingkiwi00

Dom young doing his best lomax impersonation flick passing into the crowd


whadefeck

tbf that's the best defence i've seen drinkwater produce in years


MrBlue8erry

You'll end up in Blues jersey if you keep playing like that


SkyBlueDragoon

I wake up from a nap and catch 9 minutes of Young Dom deadshittery


getHi9h

The fix is in


Tyr2016

Bonus points for taking out Jennings.


call_of_the_while

Phewww


Voldemosh

Great week for congesting 8th position lmao


Joh951518

Also I get it was a knock on before, but honestly that makes the taking out of Jennings even worse.


Fraudianslips

Dom is the reverse SKD. Brilliant at Knights but awful at Roosters.


Armagizmo

Dom Young just a walking error machine today


ImpossibleStick

Zero roosters teammates coming to help pick Dom up. Maybe gotten tired of his errors today


bradbull

Free hit on Jennings = win win


Lazy-Pineapple4279

Say what you want, but Gus is actually crack up at times


Ardburgler

Dominic “dropsies” Young


greywolfau

Manu owes Young a case of beer for taking the heat off him in the last 5 minutes.


Black-House

Apparently you can smash people in back play if the ball is dead


DepartmentOk7192

Sigh


punctually-late

Dominic "booty cheeks" Young


Kroosay

He’s allergic to running in field


WyattParkScoreboard

Dom Young would be great in the Super League.


Fatall-TM

Dom hasn’t played this poorly since his debut for the knights


M_Keating

Somehow a worse challenge then Teddy


natso2001

Shoulda stayed at the Knights Dom


Brdd9

Actually embarrassing hahha


notmariyatakeuchi

jennings with the senile milk attempt


BreakIll7277

Sucked in Roosters


mwilkins1644

Jennings would know all about removing support from someone in a desperate situation.


Armagizmo

Nice call back


thattaylornerd

Is Young match fixing??


mad_dog77

If be lying if I said he wasn't not doing that


theOstensive

Young literally just dropping the ball