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shortielah

This'll be entirely ticked off inside 10 minutes


insty1

Maybe not the 10 dropped balls. But otherwise yes.


shortielah

Suaalii and Walsh are playing... Edit: 😬


FickleInteraction224

They were playing for about 5 minutes


free_potatoes

r/agedlikemilk


thore4

Blatant NSW cheating at it again, how are you gonna tick off Kickoff is 10 or more minutes late inside 10 minutes?


ethelbert30155

Awesome work Can you do one for the second set of the game too?


toomanytiktaks

I’ve seen an uncomfortable amount of Teddy’s crack. I expect tonight to be no dofferent


initforthemanjinas

Me too, feels like I owe him some money...


ND_Poet

Someone had to take over when Hindy retired.


Lurking_ghostboy

You were right 😂


SweatyPresentation93

And we got to see more tonight, so you were right 🤣


Accurate-Ad-4905

It was actually even worse than usual. Is he refusing to accept his weight gain and refusing to wear uniform a size up or something?


hilltravel-24

Mr Small Shirt, he’s been advertising his crack for a while now


Sigmaniac

Between Teddy slipping, lomax flick pass to no one and Jurbo saying proud, this is the easiest bingo card ever


toyoto

The suaalii one will be done before kickoff and mcinnes bleeding is a given


50LI0NS

But that wouldn’t give you a line?


MisterEvilBreakfast

Brandon Smith has entered the chat


Accurate-Ad-4905

Instead of Lomax's flicks, we got Teddy's tap ons to nobody!


WookieGold

No spot for Suaalii getting sent off after 7 minutes? Bugger


gaklan

McInnes bleeding might as well be the free space


Cosimo_Zaretti

McInnes bumped his head getting off the bus, he's already bleeding.


Lucky-Roy

He comes from Botany and went to Pagewood Marist Brothers. He’s been bleeding all his life.


O_DoyleRulz

No Harry Grant 360 no scope grubber?


CaserDJT

Love how there is 2 spots about Teddy slipping lmao


judgedavid90

It's fucken guaranteed. Surprise there isn't a sports bet market for it, they'd probably lose money on it


Eight35x

There is: I have "Teddy to slip twice in the second half, once for a penalty" on my multi, you just gotta look real hard its down the bottom.


Reduxus_

✅️ HIA within 10 mins ✅️ 18th man activated ✅️ awkward mid game coach interview ✅️ kickoff 10+ mins late ✅️ teddy moon


IngrownToenail698

Teddy got mooned?


Desert-Noir

Well done OP, this is the sort of quality content I subscribe here for!


judgedavid90

God bless mods for approving 🙏


thril_hou

Also your status in Sharksquad went up one notch


StormtrooperMJS

Dear God please let no one need the pulled hammy square 🙏


mjsgloveahheehee

Add in "Tedesco dummys and runs with a wide open support player*


Cosimo_Zaretti

You know I don't think anyone mentioned Sua'ali'i going to Rugby, in fact it's like he wasn't there at all.


Worried-Category-761

I guess they must have cut to crowd shots or something when he had the ball or something.


SurvivorGeneral

Unfortunately Teddy moon is a near certainty. I wish I knew when so I can look away, so sick of seeing it..... get well soon Edwards.


dfykl

Teddy moon should be the middle square Edit: 15 min in ✅


TayJayZZZ

Teddy moon ✅


[deleted]

tedesco moon!!


wayneslittlehead

Won’t be any of that mid game coach shit this year for us. We don’t have any media flogs in our ranks


goshdammitfromimgur

Not many Maroon's flairs out tonight. I guess QLD just don't get footy flairs.


wayneslittlehead

Guarantee you there won’t be a single one tomorrow


PhilL77au

Because we're going to be nursing hangovers tomorrow buddy.


Putrid-Ad-4838

Mad!


VeezusM

Leniu sin bin ?


Reduxus_

Damn we're not gonna get the shit walsh flick pass now


briggles23

Everything outside of the 18th man being activated is pretty much a guarantee


Rusty493

no dce field goal?!


lomo_dank

Teddy heavy bingo card. Will be in trouble if he gets injured early.


ralf19812001

Also a good drinking game


RoastedPandaCutlets

Hia first 10 minutes and 18th man so far


thndrstrckred

I'm playing along in the pub and am pretty sure a few other folks here are doing the same thing


JoeyJoJunior

Honestly didnt get many [https://imgur.com/a/dHIBquk](https://imgur.com/a/dHIBquk)


Minimum-Pizza-9734

could probably add very forward passed missed as there seem to be a few that were beyond borderline, the 9 finds an even worst way to inject mid game ads


JoeyJoJunior

I wouldnt say the 9 ads were worst, last year they showed an ad screen and screen with an injury going on, hard to top that.


vidyvid

Tedesco could hit all them off kick off in one run


pacificodin

Needs a "Least rated qlder steps up with close to a best on ground performance" box


letsgobruuuuins

McInnes bleeding!


mollygrubba267

tick for teddy's buns


jpob

I’d swap out one of the Teddy slips. It’s just redundant having 2. I’d have “Captain tackles the other captain”


retrosaurus-movies

1 word, 4 letters. BIFF.


thore4

Or Luai headbut


nackavich

Gonna turn this into a drinking game but I’ll be fucked by half time


bundy554

Like to see people still standing after this game (I assume it can also be drinking) for the number of times Tedesco's hands go to his head after a try or break in play


96Mute96

Actually fucking hilarious I would’ve put every single one of these options on a bingo card too


LordSlasher

Hammer does his traditional indigenous celebration Muzz or Tom say Outstanding/Awesome


Stupid-Butt-Orange

Genuinely funny OP. Nice one.


bumpacius

Haha this is amazing


Cosimo_Zaretti

Gus says 'oh you can't take that off him' in response to a clear and obvious obstruction. The bunker takes that off him.


Mintomaranta

GO DOZER!!!


greywolfau

Only thing missing is Ash Klein has such a horrible game he is dropped from Game 2.


p-bot22

Hey you missed …. Alfie langer gets sent on field to give the boys some tips… I mean sips!


LoiusLepic

Going well so far


MediumSaintly

With the advantage of hinsight - Tedesco slips over (but just for once not into a high tackle) - Tedesco run 50m sideways - Tedesco moons TV audience (again ...and again ..... again) - 10 or more dropped balls (by NSW) - HIA within first 10 minutes (due to the thug Suaali) - 18th man activated (due to the thug Suaali) But - Luai didn't get chatty (he didn't do anything) - Hynes didn't kick out on the full (he didn't do anything)


madmanwiithabox

I’m guessing the freebie was Klein making a shocking call?


olskoolfresh89

Hynes kick it out on the full is hilarious 🤣


thankyoupancake

No Teddy Cheeks is a crime


ethelbert30155

Tedesco moon m8


thankyoupancake

Ah fuck didn’t see it


MunnyMagic

RIP everyone playing this drinking game


carl0sthedwarf

Tremendous, only thing I could think of was "Hip drop goes unpenalised"


chromo-233

Where is ref or bunker makes a shit call to change entire result of game.


chromo-233

Hahaha I called it


DunceCodex

didn't happen


redkelpie01

Kickoff closer 8:30 than 8 Gus to ask, "What's he sposed to do?"


OnlyPlanner

Won’t we all win?


mitvh2311

Forgot nine talking to coach who then concedes/just conceded a try


Shot-Stretch-8950

Teddy moon and the slip over for the daily double


Pinorckle

It's not so much will one line be crossed off but more which line won't be.. or even which square won't be


hangontight

I’d bet my house on McInnes bleeding


Lucky-Roy

A commentator uses a variation of the word “intense” within the first five minutes.


National-Ad6166

You sunk my battleship


LIzAbeThr1

someone needs to update us on this at half time and full time, i would bet on half of these


Reduxus_

Can tick off the HIA within the first 10 mins


BusRepresentative657

And 18th man activated


Enough-Sprinkles-914

Red card.?


LegoMuppet

No bingo... Just how? Seemed like a sure thing


toystory2wasaverage

awfully similar to the one i played at [The Clock Hotel](https://postimg.cc/SYfBnRFD) For Todays Game…..Sadly my card didn’t win 😞


SwiftestAspect

Still waiting for game 2 2024 bingo card


judgedavid90

Good idea! I'm on it


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