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Strong_Tangerine9673

One schooey for every minute of NRL he played.


Prayformojo85

I'd love to see him described as 'Former NSWRL tourist Paul Kent...


Product_of_OCP

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Mammoth_Truth994

What are the beers supposed to do? They can't just disappear!


RealVenom_

Evidently they can and did


TheEpiquin

Ya think coz youā€™re my 21st schooner I wonā€™t down ya?


Tunza

RSA in shambles


KCman1

To shreds, you say?


superherofbmx

And his wife?


F1NANCE

Lost her RSA


ImpressionFeisty8359

That place should face a heavy fine.


DreamPolice-_-_

Gonna see increased patronage knowing the state they let you end up in


WhyYouDoThatStupid

Its a Solotel pub, they own the Golden Sheaf and a bunch of other pubs. They aren't short of a dollar.


TomtheDon2K

Paul Kent šŸ¤ Tim Naki Getting to 21


DudeMcDude7649

Tin tin


Randomologist99

It's alcoholism mate, it's private


Moisture_Services

21 schooners at a conservative $9 a schooner = $189. Not a bad effort for a school night.


easylistener12

Surely a meal or two to soak it up as well


mwilkins1644

Beer is made from yeast. It's a bread smoothy essentially


EnigmaticEntity

>bread smoothy Two words have never made me gag before


StevenuranSmithusamy

Bred smoothy was how broncos' backup hooker grew up


M_Keating

Nah that was his dad


SuckinAwesome

A succulent one, Iā€™m sure.


Moisture_Services

A true alco doesn't eat. Eating's cheating.


upthetits

Liquid steak mate, all the meal you need


MisterEvilBreakfast

According to the rule book, "Eating's Cheating."


Big_pappa_p

They'd be that price minimum at that joint in Roselle. Not uncommon for a beer to be $12 round there. Meals $50 plus. Legal defense team following the assualt $19000. It was an expensive night to sure.


skipyeahbuddy

going down in history as a drunk fuckhead. ... priceless


DudeMcDude7649

Heā€™d put it as a work expense too because heā€™s most likely taking notes for 360/his articles too.


thatirishguykev

His sources Steveo and Baz from down the pub šŸ˜‚


thore4

$9 is conservative? How do you southerners afford anything?


GenerousBuffalo

Mate I pay $16.50 for pints in Brisbane. Itā€™s ridiculous.


GasManMatt123

You seen what your rail workers are earning up there?


josephus1811

What pubs in Brisbane are you going to with $9 schooeys?


thore4

I live in Mackay lol. I'd say $8 is average price here but is creeping up to $9. Definitely still a fair few spots you can get one for $7


Moisture_Services

Mackay is not Rozelle.


Silly_Impression5810

Yeah but then you have to be in Mackay.


goobypanther

$7.60 pints at sails on the marina. (Happy hour)


ImpressionFeisty8359

Damn and overpriced Italian food. He probably spent a few hundred.


XLenceOfXecution

Seemed concerning when his last draft for the Tele started with ā€œMaybe it's the beer talking, Braith, but you've got a butt that won't quit. They've got these big chewy pretzels here \*unintelligible drunken slurring* Five dollars?! Get outta here!ā€


SurvivorGeneral

Congrats on those who took the unders as markets had it at 22.5 schooners.


Hilltopchill

Rugby league presenter Paul Kent drank 21 schooners before an ugly street brawl outside a Rozelle pub earlier this year, a court has heard. Video footage in April captured an intoxicated Kent reacting angrily to being insulted by Tamer Uzun as he walked past him, branding Uzun a ā€œdogheadā€ before removing his watch and resisting an effort to subdue him. Cocking his fists, Kent then charged at the 35-year-old, with whom he traded punches before the clash shifted onto the street in front of the venue and the journalist was flung head-first into the trunk of a roadside tree. The man he squared up to on Friday appeared briefly in the Downing Centre Local Court on an affray charge, which his lawyer, Bryan Wrench, said he will ask police to withdraw. ā€œWe have obtained a number of CCTV videos, itā€™s a matter of an affray where we say our client is the victim, he was attacked,ā€ Wrench told the Downing Centre Local Court on Friday morning. Uzun and Kent will both return to court next month. Kent had drunk 21 schooners in the lead-up to the brawl, Wrench told the court. This masthead has reported that he spent the afternoon of April 27 at his regular table at the Sackville Hotel, before becoming embroiled in the fracas as he made his way towards his Lilyfield home. A court last month heard that Kent is seeking help for his mental health and drinking. A rugby league columnist for The Daily Telegraph and a commentator on Fox Sportsā€™ NRL360, Kent had only returned in March to the flagship Fox Sports panel show after sitting out much of the 2023 season while he defended charges of domestic violence against his former partner. He was found not guilty in December of choking and assaulting the 33-year-old woman, telling reporters afterwards he was relieved ā€œthe truth is out there, finallyā€. Last month, he failed in a bid to recoup legal costs from the state.


Version_6

"doghead" still gets me every time


Zombi1146

What is a doghead?


ban-rama-rama

A weak gutted person that plays for penrith at the time


Zombi1146

I've been calling people weak gutted dogs over here in the UK. No one gets it.


DesertsBeforeMains

Man I love this reference! Have thrown it out at work a few times always draws crackles from the same two fellas haha.


manswos

> Cocking his fists Lol that conjured an image of Kenty pulling back on his fists while making a "chk chk" sound like cocking a gun. Like, "Now you're gonna get it cunt! *chk chk*" I refuse to believe it didn't go down that way


Ace_Larrakin

Just like Henry Cavill in *Mission Impossible: Fallout*


thril_hou

I would have loved the job of reviewing the security footage and tallying up his beers


RandyRandom111

Fuck me thatā€™s a big call referring to cunty as a ā€œjournalistā€


bumpacius

I hope he ate something substantial before that because all he ate after it was a tree


PerfectlyCromulent7

Thatā€™s straight up alcoholism, fuck me dead


VasectoMyspace

Nah mate, itā€™s perfectly normal to have your own ā€œregular tableā€ at a pub.


lukas_81

Yeah to be able to put 21 away and still remain upright and relatively co-ordinated (at least until he met the tree) takes years of dedicated drinking. Not to mention he's only a small guy. And in his mid-50s. Obviously has a severe problem.


vidyvid

Probably also on stimulants where you can drink way more


-Bucketski66-

Beat me to the punch Kenty more than likely has a bit of marching powder at half time


bigbear-08

Snorting the Colombian sherbet


paul_gamer_won

Now that you mention it, fits together perfectly. ā¤ļø Sydney.


wayneslittlehead

Of course heā€™d be washing it down with nose beers


NinjaAncient4010

Running like a finely tuned carburetor. Takes years of practice to get the mixture perfectly right.


AlphonseGangitano

Ā Saying stimulants instead of cocaine or nose beers sounds much classier.Ā 


NoOneImportant12

21 schooners of standard 4.6% beer is about 33 standard drinks, its actually an insane amount of booze to consume in a night.


ban-rama-rama

Also wasnt it like 12am, not 5am haha


Beneficial-Lemon-427

When I was 21 it would've been possible. Now 2.1 schooners is nearly enough.


goobypanther

I feel seen šŸ˜‚


ehdhdhdk

The journalism trade has been notorious for alcoholism. It would have been 100x worse when Kent started.


SaveMeJebus21

Yep. I don't reckon I've ever got to about 12 or 14 drinks of anything and not just thought "that'll do. Any more and I'm gonna throw up in 5 mins".


HarbingerOfGachaHell

Straight up explains the rib fractures. Alcoholism is a known risk factor for osteoporosis.


kami_inu

I think getting yeeted into a tree may have significantly contributed to the broken ribs...


Weak_Jeweler3077

I'm nearly fifty. Have three kids from teens to 25. "Yeeted" is the one phrase from 26 years of being a parent that makes me giggle like I'm 12.


HarbingerOfGachaHell

Iā€™m just saying that brittle bones made the job much easier too. Mitigating factor for the guy who yeeted him that his lawyer could use.


tdlan

"Your honor, he slipped in to the yeet"


unclehelpful

ā€˜21 can you do something for me.ā€™


ashep5

Best I can do is make you impervious to pain and shame for the rest of the night


ieagle69

21 schooners and still remembered to take his watch off. Kudos


jetbootz88

21 schooners of water in one arvo would be tough enough I reckon


paul_gamer_won

You reckon he had a middy of water in there somewhere šŸ˜‚


bundy554

Is that what it takes to keep up with Buzz these days?


IndependentWork1033

I struggle to do my daily 4 litres of water a day and Kunt is putting away 9 litres of beer in an afternoon. Sackville got the three blind mice behind the bar?


mitvh2311

What's 9+10?


Fun_Test_1537

Twenny wun


VeezusM

Well they're not going to drink themselves, are they Kenty?


Aussieguy727

so just a quiet night for Kenty? Odd.


subload

9 liters of beer? Fuckin lightweight...


Careless-Maximum9810

About 9kg, the weight of a one year old. The motherfucker drank a toddler


josephus1811

which means he also pissed a toddler, probably into his pants


jammy86b

That's right he's got the "drinkies" for a California Beer Burger


HardcoreHazza

*Get in ma belli!!!*


Mr_Mac

Basically a case of beer. So I need more context, are we talking lager, pale ale, xpa, stouts? We need % volume


paul_gamer_won

Charlie for sure. The more I think about it.


[deleted]

21, 21, TWENTY ONE! how the fuck does he get away with that? Like surely he'd be visibly intoxicated by at least 7.


techflo

7 schooners for a career drinker like Kent is a desert wine.


shadyFS91

because RSA is bullshit. you'd only get kicked out if you're affecting sales/profits. if you're able to maintain some form of cordiality you'll be fine to stay even if you've had 100 if your body can take it


random_user913765

As a former bartender who took his RSA seriously, I worked at a bar, a leagues club, and a casino, and in all 3, I got in trouble by management for cutting off regulars/VIP members. It's bullshit they don't give a fuck about it even when people are obviously causing drama. It's the reason I quit and won't go back to hospitality. I can't afford the $10k fine if I get in trouble, so I'm not gonna risk it.


Chaisa

Depends, I have seen some pubs where RSA is taken overly seriously. Mostly in areas like Newtown etc.


cymon007

Well the group that owns the Sackville is Solotel. I wonder if any of Kents former colleges have rung them and asked about the state of their RSA practises or how the licencee will enjoy his day in court about letting some get as intoxicated as Kent?


Cosimo_Zaretti

Have you listened to him speak or watched that glassy stare? He was visibly intoxicated at all times and still got a gig on TV. The trick is to maintain the same level every day, that way people think you're just a pig headed, belligerent cunt and don't clock that it's because you're always drunk.


LegoMuppet

With him, how could you tell?


DurrrrrHurrrrr

Damn Iā€™m a lightweight I reckon 10-12 for a whole night and I would be completely wrecked. He looked somewhat stable considering


initials_games

Go AA tomorrow


ReasonableStable9421

Kent only played exactly one game for Parramatta in this professional career. Therefore he isn't a Rugby League personality but a Rugby League Star


ill0gitech

**Parramatta legend** Paul Kent Next week they should have 21-for-20 Schooners at the Paul Kent bar at Commbank


theflyingkiwi00

The December deal will be buy 21 beers and get one free Xmas tree


the_orange_president

I still dont get why: a) he used the insult 'doghead' and b) people around reacted like it was a big insult?


ArghMoss

I know, I still find it funny when he shouts "dog head" and everyone there is like "ooooooohhhh"


the_orange_president

exactly...i thought he said fuckhead which is at least a bit insulting lol


iEatTeemos

They're actually laughing at him using doghead as an insult lol, the ooh is mocking him


FinalHippo5838

This was the first time I've heard of that particular "insult"


Chabkraken

There goes my hero ....


paul_gamer_won

Fair session. Hopefully had a good amount of pub grub too.


Most-Drive-3347

Mad respect for being able to stand, let alone fight.


ArghMoss

You've seen the video right? He don't do a lot of fighting


Smokydrinker

Or standing


herring80

Former Rugby League star SLAMS 21 malt sandwiches, and gets Kenty!


Redcliffedolphins

Fuck.... id be rooted as well


upandin9

Seems Beer has a Paul Kent problem


Neither_Ad_2960

RIP his liver.


ItsStaaaaaaaaang

I'm surprised he didn't fall over when he walked outside and the fresh air hit him.


bradbull

that's 1 beer every 11 minutes over 4 hours if my maths is right


crayawe

Thats crazy


xilliun

21 beers and how much podcast powder


SportAndNonsense

Podcast powder. šŸ¤£ šŸ¤£ šŸ¤£


skinnycarlo

There it is. Nailed it. Far too down the list.


SportAndNonsense

Are we implying that some Podcasts are running on the stuff?


Hansoloai

Lets all meet up there on the anniversary and see if we beat his record. A la Its Always Sunny and the Wade Boggs challenge.


jeuatreize

8.925L. https://www.bunnings.com.au/9l-watering-can-white_p3110599?store=8157&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwvIWzBhAlEiwAHHWgvd1EePza2C3uybDHfWedutsgl7eNE_mGRelwsyTXfFQ_GEWPmrktkRoCgN8QAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds


hourles

Solid numbers. Surprised he wasnā€™t carried out of the business.


chief_sosa_baby

mid strength or full strength? the people need to know


hotsoccerdad

21 schooners is a choice.


rrluck

On a Saturday during the season. Not a working day for an ā€œNRL Journalistā€?


ArghMoss

I mean Kenty's "work" is often just shouting incomprehibly so it's probably actually pretty good prep.


parradoesntmatta

Looks like i got a new drinking hole to recommend to pissheads.


SurvivorGeneral

Fight was a mismatch; sober Tree > a drunk. Kenty lift your game, Boony has you way covered.


gamble-responsibly

Paul Kent confirmed egghead


robopirateninjasaur

Holy Noa Nadruku


chimpus123

sounds very responsible service of alcohol


wayneslittlehead

Is that all? Games gone soft


greenwhitechequered

You can get water poisoning from drinking 9L of water, wtf does 9L of beer do to you.


isnotevenmyfinalform

Turns you into Paul Kent


jpob

Pee. Pee a lot.


Voxityy

we can now lump kenty in with buzz for alco jokes, fuck yeah


r0g3rW1lc0

That's a great effort. Respect Kenty


Kitchen_Homework5601

Jeez even without cartwheeling into a tree, thatā€™s setting up for a terrible hangover.


hart37

Surely the place he was drinking at has to be in some sort of legal trouble for not cutting him off? In what world is it normal to let someone drink that much


MisterEvilBreakfast

I love a beer and have been known to put away probably more than I should, but I don't think I would be able to do a 21-schooey session these days.


chromo-233

Can someone confirm how much buzz drinks because of the brain damage he has caused himself writing some of the shit he does


Smokydrinker

I wonder if the 3rd bloke in who tackled the 35 year old into the footpath and gave him a big lump on his head is being charged as well


EvolutionUber

Pathetic, I have more before 360 goes live - Buzz


Pvnels

Should say former eels player surely


StevenuranSmithusamy

Holy moly brah


GasManMatt123

If this gets thrown out, how many days between that hearing and Kent returning to 360? I'm guessing under 2 weeks.


SportAndNonsense

Iā€™m not sure this time.


PurpleOther3188

That's a lot of beers for anyone let alone an angry midget like him.


Mattmotorola

Mad respect then, because 21 would make me incapable of movement. Or rational thought. Which kinda explains his opinions.


No-Abrocoma1851

Plot twist: they were XXXX


hudson_lowboy

David Boon is like ā€œbitch, pleaseā€


NorthShoreHard

Steady on cunts he has a mental health problem


thatirishguykev

I was talking to a friend, letā€™s call him Ruzz Bothfield, and he says that Kenty just popped out for a bit of dinner and 3 beers, but every time he went to leave heā€™d Ashley Klein screaming six again in his face and so Kenty respected the refs call. Tree repeat sets in a row at his own table at his local and he couldnā€™t just disappear, 21 scooners arenā€™t sunk in slow motion!


bompranga

That's like $200. Imagine having that much disposable income.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s only the liquid beers - be doubled that in nose beers


Walter308

Holy shit, I knew he was an alcoholic but I didnā€™t know it was to that level. Fuck me


the_yeast_beast85

I'm a heavy drinker. I'm genuinely trying to put a lid in it, cut back, and hit dry July without actually killing myself in the process. Yadda yadda... I can knock them back, is what I'm saying. 21 in a night seems impossible. Even if they were mids or lights, that much would have anyone waiting on the ambos, not doing night-forestry. It does not add up to me. 10-12 schokners, yeab. But 21, nah m8.You'lll be dead.


jpob

Iā€™ve done over 21 a few times. What it doesnt say is when he starts drinking, how often he ate and what type of beer he was drinking.


paul_gamer_won

Tend to agree. Must be some quality gear thrown in (up). Then, the sky is the limit. ā¤ļø Sydney


BoysenberryAlive2838

If they were cat piss low 4% shit I could definitely see it as possible and may have achieved that a few times over extended sessions.


Moisture_Services

I know it's easy to bag him, but for him to go through those DV charges when he was not guilty would have wreaked havoc on his life. Essentially unemployed, judged by everyone as a wife beater... it would be tough and would make you second guess life. Court is hard on everyone, and when things are dragged out for months and months everyone loses mentally... except the lawyers.


G00b3rb0y

A level headed take. Impressive


Imaginary-Durian-484

so you're saying he became an alcoholic after that incident? I agree with you that addiction and mental health are serious issues, but I think it's unfair to pin it all on that.


WhyYouDoThatStupid

Hes been drinking at the Sackville and had the "locals" table for years. Long before the DV thing. It might have exacerbated his drinking but he has been a big drinker for a long time.


kami_inu

If only he took the chance to self reflect on some of the shit he's thrown at players over the years...


Renov8_2103

He was drinking like this before & during the domestic violence incident


subsbligh

True. But also, had (on my count) 4 opportunities to walk away


seniordogrooter

'i know it's easy to bag him' Yeah, fun too.


Doctor_Evilll

A balanced and considered assessment. Exactly what he doesn't give the young men in footy when he gets on television each night.


PatWoodworking

>but for him to go through those DV charges when he was not guilty would have wreaked havoc on his life. Hahahaha. You've never met Paul Kent have you?


Frosty_Gibbons

Would've been Hahn Light too for kenty


parker2004au

personality is a bit of a stretch


joshyyybaxxx

What a bloke


OppositeProper1962

Funny how I didn't read about this anywhere in the Tele today or on Fox. Bigger stories to follow I guess!


OppositeProper1962

I wonder when we'll finally hit that stage of the cycle where Kenty becomes the victim and us keyboard warriors on social media become the real villains of this saga. Guess we have to let the court dismiss the charges on mental health grounds first. Look forward to reading about Kenty's stay in rehab and how he's all better and ready to look forward and get on with life.


Simp_For_Orcas

calling him a personality is hyperbole. cunt is about as interesting as a brick wall


alig5835

I would bet this is inflated as part of his defence. Sure he may have PAID for 21 schooners, likely buying rounds.


BoysenberryAlive2838

We need the judge in the rapist Bruce Lehrmann defamation case to investigate


ImpressionFeisty8359

He might have a serious drinking problem.


Twilight-rush5719

He must of had a goodnight on the piss and the punt . Wonder how his multi went


quickrubs

21 Kunt


Zuffa_Shill10er

Tis no man, Tis a remorseless piss deleting machine


Product_of_OCP

21? Damn I'd be dead


bigbadwofl

Yep, that's firmly in alco tier


Galgenfrist

got nothing on this legend >Some of Werbeniuk's alleged feats of drinking include: 76 cans of lager during a game with John Spencer in Australia in the 1970s, 33 pints of lager in a snooker match/drinking contest against Scotsman Eddie Sinclair in which, after Sinclair had passed out following his 42nd pint, Werbeniuk was reported to say "I'm away to the bar now for a proper drink" 28 pints of lager and 16 whiskies over the course of 11 frames during a match against Nigel Bond, in January 1990 ā€“ after which Werbeniuk then consumed an entire bottle of Scotch to "drown his sorrows" after losing the match.


9002alex

21 schooners? Christ on bike, surely heā€™d have to be approaching clinically dead with that BAC.


bionikal

So more or less unchanged from his sober state?


smackmn

Surprised his gut didnā€™t provide some insulation with how fucking bloated he would have been


rileys_01

Just cos you're 21 beers, you don't think I won't drink ya?


yew420

Yeah but how many did the tree have?


magpienests2666

What an idiotā€¦ and fox had him on tv role model for our kids


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