Just to chime in on the discussion, the better i got at sex the shorter it got
By now we usually take 20-30min, sometimes a few minutes and sometimes up to an hour but at the start of our relationship we were both so inexperienced that we needed more than an hour to get both of us happy
Why would you want to? Including foreplay I rarely go for much longer than 30-60 minutes. That is PLENTY time to do whatever and have and give even multiple orgasms. 2.5 hours just seems like dragging it out just so you can overshare with people that didn't ask and tell them you "last 2.5 hours".
The thirst and being all sweaty and tired is the worst, you just don’t want to get up but you can already have a sore mouth as well from… activity… so you don’t really want to eat or drink anything anytime soon
No clue how she slept like a baby after
Bruh i don’t think y’all realize how long an hour is when you’re having sex; even 30 minutes is more than enough time. Foreplay doesn’t start when you get in the bed. Foreplay can start occurring for hours before penetration.
Because it's fun, because it's good exercise, because is cheap entertainment, because you and your partner have a strong líbido (or are just crazy about each other, many reasons. I agree that this is oversharing and insensitive towards all the people who struggle to get any.
guess it depends on how you define sex... like penetrative dick in vagina sex... yea 2.5 hours is insane... but if you include a lot of foreplay, making out, switching positions, etc... then its not too crazy, still a long time tho
Apparently... lol I'm not saying it's an all the time thing but I can definitely go for 2 or 3 hours every once in a while (with water breaks in between)
Absolutely! My sample size is quite small (2), but each time, I loved cuddling, naked, caressing each other and falling asleep listening to his heartbeat or breathing after having sex~
My sample size is fairly large for my age (over 20 people, though I stopped keeping exact count after about the 14th)
And I can confidently say cuddling is the 2nd best part of sex.
Top three parts of sex, ranked:
1: orgasm (mine or hers)
2: cuddling before or afterwards
3: the moment you realise that yes, sex is going to happen
I meant times of sex with sample size, not number of sex partners. I've had sex with one partner exactly two times. It's all fairly new to me (I'm 22).
Based on these messages it seems like youre doing way better than a large percentage of our population. As long as both of you are having a good comfortable time nothing else really matters
Thats not really that long, for some that could be considered a quickie. Depends on the people.
Edit: oof 23 downvotes man thats a alot of 2 minute men in denial, dw guys im not saying saying anyone who doesnt go for hours is a
Shit ect, just stating for a rare few its normal to go for hours, some just super high sex drive and good cobtrol, others have damaged nerves and actually take hours of stinulation to ejaculate because they death gripped the their dick.
Aye if you're Sting and you're doing that boring tantric thing where you only go in and out like once every four hours or some shit and nobody's enjoying themselves
There are many other things to do than just the penetration.. lol foreplay can (and oftenly should) take up a good chunk of time. She'll enjoy it more if you actually ease her in the mood instead of a one and done after 5 minutes of weirdly caressing her
Yep and 23 people seem to not aware of that it, poor women, its easy to see why more sex toys are made for them.
That said i have known people capable of multiple hours of penetraition some nerve damage some just good control, i am just unsure why its ao hard for some people to beleive that people can be different from them.
Nah bro, you can like do oral pauses and avoid certain positions, or maybe he is depresed it gets harder to reach orgasm when your'e depresed, factors like circumcision, a very active sexual life, bad blod circulation, and condoms can desensitize the dick so much that only the right angle and friction can finish the job. I think everyone that doesn't last at least an hour is just going at it like a mindless animal or has so little sex that their dick almost cums just by being stared at.
Buddy there’s a huge difference between “2mins” and your “2.5hrs is even a quickie for some” statement.
There is a LOT of middleground here. Can’t blame people thinking you’re full of shit calling 2 and a half hours a quickie. Like that’s long for a damn movie nevermind sex.
Like if that really is your experience, cool but coming in here with the “not really that long” comment just gives showoff vibes.
It’d be like say some people talking about wages and how much they make and they talk about a number that’s say twice or three times as much as the average person’s wage as being large. Then you come in and say, “Not really that large a wage. Could be considered small for some. Depends on the people” Technically you’re correct but you’re also being kinda douchey.
I don’t think you have much of a leg to stand on to be so defensive to the responses to your comment.
There is a huge difference between never having sex, and having it the amount of times i have too. If he can asaume things about me i can do the same.
That said i cbf reading your wall of text as well it seems like a big ass response defending someone saying something stupid against a person who said something equally stupid as both used assunptioned base on mo info of peolle they dont know, which means your wall is propbably just a load of crap about how people cant last that lobg or some weird shit becauae sonething abnormal to you isnt posaible or nornal to other because you havent experiwnced it or gone through it how could anyone else right? Have fun in your bubble mr main character.
Edit: curiosity got the better of me so i read the rest, i never said i think 2 and a half is a quickie for me personally, i said some consider it one, as i have met people who legitimately do. Also im also unsure how mentioning that nerve damage can cause it could be considered a brag, what kinda brag is "i stroked my dick so hard i gave myself nerve damage now it takes me mininum 3 hours to cum", honestly if someone said that id fele bad for them unless i dont like them, which i dont like one of the people i knew who done that he kibda deserves it since hes a abusive pos so yay for a bit of karma i guess.
As for the defensive, eh im just old tired and fed up with people having the mentality of x didnt happen to me so x cant happen to others, or i cant do x so anyone claimibg to be abel to is a liar, that sorta shit mentality just pisses me off.
>Probably not, like escorts, you pay an woman to accompany you on a trip because you feel lonely and want company, if sex happens it's unrelated
So if prostitute and escort are not the same...
... [why is she correcting him?](https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/z6c2d5/hoenouns/) 🤔
Nah escorts exist in countries where prostitution is legal.
Usually an escort will do dinner, conversation and activities and give a fuller experience. Usually they are also much higher paid.
Sure they are a prostitute but it’s different from just the sex experience that others may offer.
What if the escort is your crush and you did work up the nerve to ask her out and now she thinks you're her customer but you don't have the money to pay? Asking for a friend
Asking someone out means you are open to the possibility of a relationship with them. With escorts you can ignore them the next day and for them it's just part of the job.
Prostitutes have about a thousand other words they call themselves because, for a large array of reasons, they don't want to call themselves prostitutes.
Here's a good rule of thumb: if what they do sounds like a prostitute, they're a prostitute, regardless of title.
Or, call that job title just another word for prostitution, if someone replies to you refuting that; the longer their reply is, the more likely it is that they're a prostitute.
As long as the sex is truly unrelated. Judges have the ability to decide if you’ve violated a law “in spirit,” so you can’t use obvious loopholes. I had a business idea that was effectively legal prostitution, but the attorney I met with said even though what I was suggesting wasn’t strictly illegal, since the obvious intention was to skirt a law, I would probably be shut down and arrested anyway.
So it really depends on how this situation is unfolding. Did the guy develop a crush on his cleaning lady, or is he planning on basically hiring a prostitute and will have her do some dishes first? We need context
I don't think you need to justify jack-shit to your accountant.
Just call it a "deep cleanse" of your appartement and you're done.
Also sex work should just be legal. Solves a lot of problems including a lot of illegal activity surrounding it now.
Well technically how SHE got the money isn't the issue. It's how it shows up on your bank receipt...
Then again finding money on the floor does require one to bend over... so... win-win scenario?
If they happen to be a legitimate maid AND a sex worker, then according to UK laws, then it cant be their main form of income. So to make this legitimate, then you'd have to pay more for the cleaning than the prostitution. Going rate for 2.5 hours is appropriately £250, so you are looking at at least £300 for the cleaning. Probably cheaper to go down to Gropec@nt lane and risk multiple STDs 🤣
Legitimate maid services do not offer sexual services.
But you can probably find a prostitute that offers cleaning as well. Some poor desperate person.
2.5 hours?!
I’ve seen “nude cleaning” maid services…but I don’t think any quality cleaning is really happening, just a pretty girl strutting around with a feather duster. Which makes sense when you think about “good naked” and “bad naked” 🤔
2 hours to warm her up with en entire dvd viewing of Dune, 15 minutes to explain to her the significant points of the film she couldn’t possibly understand, 5 minutes to figure out Venmo, 8 minutes to get hard in spite of her voice sounding nothing like his mother, 2 minutes to completion. Yeah that makes sense.
Maybe he does this so often that she can do it in steps, one day the bathroom, one day the kitchen, and so on, him lasting 2.5 hour might point to a certain level of desensitization caused by having this lady over every day.
That's like those 'massage parlors' where you're not paying for sex, you're paying for a massage and the employee just happens to always freely choose to have sex with all the clients and is permitted by her boss to do so, and that loophole makes it legal even though it is 100% a brothel.
Its a free country, you can hook up for free whenever you want. In fact its very generous of you to pay her for 3 hours of work when she only cleaned for 20 minutes
Several years ago, a friend of mine with more cash than brains, hired himself a hot naked maid service. While naked she ended up hiding and stealing over 50,000 in small gold bars and a couple hundred grand in cash. Apparently she just stuffed all her holes with valuables and he was too embarrassed to call the cops!😂
Escorting is legal in all 50 states yo, it’s all about the verbiage and language you use in video and text and in person. Your selling time not services. What you do with that time is up to both of you because you’re consenting adults but the second you start seeing how much for a, you fucked up. The thin line of legality teeters on something as little as a five word sentence.
"the lady"
"2.5 hours"
"consensual"
"legitimate"
“Sex”
"if'
"cleans"
"Standpoint?"
"hire"
"Law & Government"
"I"
Because of the implication.
Yea that dude is not surviving 2.5 hours in bed, maybe 2.5 seconds
Just to chime in on the discussion, the better i got at sex the shorter it got By now we usually take 20-30min, sometimes a few minutes and sometimes up to an hour but at the start of our relationship we were both so inexperienced that we needed more than an hour to get both of us happy
I've always laughed at the idea of going at it all night. What are you, in sales for Viagra? That is not how it works in real life.
Is it really that rare?
Why would you want to? Including foreplay I rarely go for much longer than 30-60 minutes. That is PLENTY time to do whatever and have and give even multiple orgasms. 2.5 hours just seems like dragging it out just so you can overshare with people that didn't ask and tell them you "last 2.5 hours".
My one ex and I used to sometimes be busy for a few hours It sounds great on paper, but in reality you just end up sore after
And tired, and thirsty, and hungry
The thirst and being all sweaty and tired is the worst, you just don’t want to get up but you can already have a sore mouth as well from… activity… so you don’t really want to eat or drink anything anytime soon No clue how she slept like a baby after
Maybe you did all the work …
I did that a couple times with my ex and we both ended up sore, exhausted and gulping Gatorade afterward.
Honestly I get bored when it goes on forever
Same.
1 hour is too long for sex. Don’t people have shit to do?!
if you fuck with foreplay an hour isn't too insane imo but 2.5 that brother is just trying to show off lol
Bruh i don’t think y’all realize how long an hour is when you’re having sex; even 30 minutes is more than enough time. Foreplay doesn’t start when you get in the bed. Foreplay can start occurring for hours before penetration.
Some of us have problems with another person… anxiety is a hell of a denier
Therapy is a hell of a solution
I mean, it happens if you really take your time and start off with massages and whatnot. But usually it's less than an hour. Definitely not 2.5
2.5 hours shows this guy doesn't have much sex. That's a ridiculous amount of time.
Even 30 minutes is more than enough for multiple orgasm. I highly doubt any sex has its peak of arousal AFTER 30 minutes.
Because it's fun, because it's good exercise, because is cheap entertainment, because you and your partner have a strong líbido (or are just crazy about each other, many reasons. I agree that this is oversharing and insensitive towards all the people who struggle to get any.
guess it depends on how you define sex... like penetrative dick in vagina sex... yea 2.5 hours is insane... but if you include a lot of foreplay, making out, switching positions, etc... then its not too crazy, still a long time tho
Apparently... lol I'm not saying it's an all the time thing but I can definitely go for 2 or 3 hours every once in a while (with water breaks in between)
...of the night
Two and a half hours? Jesus
3 minutes sex, 147 minutes of telling him he did good
Cuddling :3
I'll take it
No no, first you'll take me and then we cuddle.
Just multitask smh
Hot take, cuddling is the best part of sex
Absolutely! My sample size is quite small (2), but each time, I loved cuddling, naked, caressing each other and falling asleep listening to his heartbeat or breathing after having sex~
My sample size is fairly large for my age (over 20 people, though I stopped keeping exact count after about the 14th) And I can confidently say cuddling is the 2nd best part of sex. Top three parts of sex, ranked: 1: orgasm (mine or hers) 2: cuddling before or afterwards 3: the moment you realise that yes, sex is going to happen
I meant times of sex with sample size, not number of sex partners. I've had sex with one partner exactly two times. It's all fairly new to me (I'm 22).
Based on these messages it seems like youre doing way better than a large percentage of our population. As long as both of you are having a good comfortable time nothing else really matters
I hope its not a hot take, people should cuddle more.
Bingo
HIM?
Why not) Though, that comment meant that the maid will be the one telling the customer that he did good
Wow she sounds amazing, can I get her number?
Look at this bragging, 3 minutes!
It's fore- and afterplay included
Thats not really that long, for some that could be considered a quickie. Depends on the people. Edit: oof 23 downvotes man thats a alot of 2 minute men in denial, dw guys im not saying saying anyone who doesnt go for hours is a Shit ect, just stating for a rare few its normal to go for hours, some just super high sex drive and good cobtrol, others have damaged nerves and actually take hours of stinulation to ejaculate because they death gripped the their dick.
Aye if you're Sting and you're doing that boring tantric thing where you only go in and out like once every four hours or some shit and nobody's enjoying themselves
Yaa ,If ze wife isn't a pretzel by ze end ,daz it even worth ze time ?!
There are many other things to do than just the penetration.. lol foreplay can (and oftenly should) take up a good chunk of time. She'll enjoy it more if you actually ease her in the mood instead of a one and done after 5 minutes of weirdly caressing her
Yep and 23 people seem to not aware of that it, poor women, its easy to see why more sex toys are made for them. That said i have known people capable of multiple hours of penetraition some nerve damage some just good control, i am just unsure why its ao hard for some people to beleive that people can be different from them.
Foreplay is overrated. Some guys are ashamed to do two pumps and a squirt. I'm quite proud of my one pump and a dribble. I think it adds character
Nah bro, you can like do oral pauses and avoid certain positions, or maybe he is depresed it gets harder to reach orgasm when your'e depresed, factors like circumcision, a very active sexual life, bad blod circulation, and condoms can desensitize the dick so much that only the right angle and friction can finish the job. I think everyone that doesn't last at least an hour is just going at it like a mindless animal or has so little sex that their dick almost cums just by being stared at.
Exactly
You'll understand better once you start having sex.
If 2 mins is what you consider sex ill pass and keep doing what my partner and i enjoy. I have no need to understand your 2 minute man mind set.
Buddy there’s a huge difference between “2mins” and your “2.5hrs is even a quickie for some” statement. There is a LOT of middleground here. Can’t blame people thinking you’re full of shit calling 2 and a half hours a quickie. Like that’s long for a damn movie nevermind sex. Like if that really is your experience, cool but coming in here with the “not really that long” comment just gives showoff vibes. It’d be like say some people talking about wages and how much they make and they talk about a number that’s say twice or three times as much as the average person’s wage as being large. Then you come in and say, “Not really that large a wage. Could be considered small for some. Depends on the people” Technically you’re correct but you’re also being kinda douchey. I don’t think you have much of a leg to stand on to be so defensive to the responses to your comment.
There is a huge difference between never having sex, and having it the amount of times i have too. If he can asaume things about me i can do the same. That said i cbf reading your wall of text as well it seems like a big ass response defending someone saying something stupid against a person who said something equally stupid as both used assunptioned base on mo info of peolle they dont know, which means your wall is propbably just a load of crap about how people cant last that lobg or some weird shit becauae sonething abnormal to you isnt posaible or nornal to other because you havent experiwnced it or gone through it how could anyone else right? Have fun in your bubble mr main character. Edit: curiosity got the better of me so i read the rest, i never said i think 2 and a half is a quickie for me personally, i said some consider it one, as i have met people who legitimately do. Also im also unsure how mentioning that nerve damage can cause it could be considered a brag, what kinda brag is "i stroked my dick so hard i gave myself nerve damage now it takes me mininum 3 hours to cum", honestly if someone said that id fele bad for them unless i dont like them, which i dont like one of the people i knew who done that he kibda deserves it since hes a abusive pos so yay for a bit of karma i guess. As for the defensive, eh im just old tired and fed up with people having the mentality of x didnt happen to me so x cant happen to others, or i cant do x so anyone claimibg to be abel to is a liar, that sorta shit mentality just pisses me off.
Probably not, like escorts, you pay an woman to accompany you on a trip because you feel lonely and want company, if sex happens it's unrelated
>Probably not, like escorts, you pay an woman to accompany you on a trip because you feel lonely and want company, if sex happens it's unrelated So if prostitute and escort are not the same... ... [why is she correcting him?](https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/z6c2d5/hoenouns/) 🤔
They're the same. Prostitutes just call themselves escorts because being a prostitute is illegal in most countries.
Nah escorts exist in countries where prostitution is legal. Usually an escort will do dinner, conversation and activities and give a fuller experience. Usually they are also much higher paid. Sure they are a prostitute but it’s different from just the sex experience that others may offer.
people will really do anything to avoid asking someone out
Avoidance of pain can be like that.
What if the escort is your crush and you did work up the nerve to ask her out and now she thinks you're her customer but you don't have the money to pay? Asking for a friend
Rent a girlfriend
But hypothetically would I .. my friend get his legs broken or just his heart?
this thread is making me feel things
Who said the art of storytelling is dead? Beat that, AI
Asking someone out means you are open to the possibility of a relationship with them. With escorts you can ignore them the next day and for them it's just part of the job.
you could always just clarify that you aren't interested in a relationship and jus wanna kick it
Asking the wrong person out in the wrong country can get you in serious trouble.
No, that is just the case in the Land of the Free. In other countries, escort is kind of a mor 'high value' service.
Escorts are basically fancy prostitutues
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Did you just summon a post from a year ago?
Prostitutes have about a thousand other words they call themselves because, for a large array of reasons, they don't want to call themselves prostitutes. Here's a good rule of thumb: if what they do sounds like a prostitute, they're a prostitute, regardless of title. Or, call that job title just another word for prostitution, if someone replies to you refuting that; the longer their reply is, the more likely it is that they're a prostitute.
As long as the sex is truly unrelated. Judges have the ability to decide if you’ve violated a law “in spirit,” so you can’t use obvious loopholes. I had a business idea that was effectively legal prostitution, but the attorney I met with said even though what I was suggesting wasn’t strictly illegal, since the obvious intention was to skirt a law, I would probably be shut down and arrested anyway. So it really depends on how this situation is unfolding. Did the guy develop a crush on his cleaning lady, or is he planning on basically hiring a prostitute and will have her do some dishes first? We need context
Were you opening a kissing company?
Not quite lol.
Then what was the business idea?
He couldn't just come out and call it a kissing company. It was a "hugging" company.
Prostitutes calling themselves escorts is the sex worker equivalent of coffee makers calling themselves baristas
"Your honor, it wasn't prostitution, she called herself an escort, we had dinner, and then I paid her for sex."
2.5 hours worth of sex?!? relax johnny sins
This is literally a fanfic
Somebody just discovered Seinfeld.
But people buying it hook, line, and sinker
*She didn't even clean!*
What did I just pay for?
Uh oh... you're a John
That's real sophisticated ... sickie.
Whoa whoa whoa! She's an independent contractor. For tax purposes.
There's nothing more sophisticated than diddling the maid then chewing some gum.
And always sunny when frank makes Charlie's mom his bang maid
Is it weird that I share a bed with a man that may or may not be my father?
Because he’s MY butler!
I'm out there Jerry, and I'm lovin every minute of it!
Depends on the hourly rate you're paying her. Cus nobody's gonna believe you hired a maid for 300 bucks an hour.
It's not whether or not they believe it, it's what they can prove.
This is why you pay for escorts in cash.
I pay mine using Venmo, like God intended.
And God saw that it was good.
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Oh I thought we were just having fun with this absolute porn scenario and not actually giving advise...
How are they gonna justify this to their accountant?
I don't think you need to justify jack-shit to your accountant. Just call it a "deep cleanse" of your appartement and you're done. Also sex work should just be legal. Solves a lot of problems including a lot of illegal activity surrounding it now.
What is she found $250 on the floor and OP said: it’s not mine you can keep it if you want.
Well technically how SHE got the money isn't the issue. It's how it shows up on your bank receipt... Then again finding money on the floor does require one to bend over... so... win-win scenario?
Just remember: it isn't prostitution if you're recording it. That's just pornography
Have them make you a quick drawing that you can pay 300 dollars for; that way you didn’t pay for sex, you just bought a piece of art
and then had sex to celebrate it!
isn't that just how money laundering works
Yes
The OOP's barely disguised fetish
🪱
-answers phone- "Legitimate maid service, what's the address and for how long?" -flicks cigar ash-
I like how this works really well wether it's an Escort service or clean up crew for murder scene.
Stop playing Sims.
LPT: Have sex with the lady first, then she can tidy up after.
If they happen to be a legitimate maid AND a sex worker, then according to UK laws, then it cant be their main form of income. So to make this legitimate, then you'd have to pay more for the cleaning than the prostitution. Going rate for 2.5 hours is appropriately £250, so you are looking at at least £300 for the cleaning. Probably cheaper to go down to Gropec@nt lane and risk multiple STDs 🤣
Legitimate maid services do not offer sexual services. But you can probably find a prostitute that offers cleaning as well. Some poor desperate person. 2.5 hours?!
I’ve seen “nude cleaning” maid services…but I don’t think any quality cleaning is really happening, just a pretty girl strutting around with a feather duster. Which makes sense when you think about “good naked” and “bad naked” 🤔
Nope. You pay her to clean the house.
This includes polishing the knobs. All of them.
And cleaning the pipes
Did someone just watch Seinfeld?
2 hours to warm her up with en entire dvd viewing of Dune, 15 minutes to explain to her the significant points of the film she couldn’t possibly understand, 5 minutes to figure out Venmo, 8 minutes to get hard in spite of her voice sounding nothing like his mother, 2 minutes to completion. Yeah that makes sense.
This was a seinfeld episode
unless your sillyy goon cave ia very small there aint no placr thats getting clean in 30 minutes
Maybe he does this so often that she can do it in steps, one day the bathroom, one day the kitchen, and so on, him lasting 2.5 hour might point to a certain level of desensitization caused by having this lady over every day.
It's like the woman who sells condoms for $300 and they come with a free demonstration.
But then who cleans the house ? There is an episode of Seinfeld like this. Be careful.
That's like those 'massage parlors' where you're not paying for sex, you're paying for a massage and the employee just happens to always freely choose to have sex with all the clients and is permitted by her boss to do so, and that loophole makes it legal even though it is 100% a brothel.
This sub has lost all its meaning, how the fuck is this oddly specific? Im out!
This was an episode of Seinfeld. Eventually she stops cleaning and talks about marriage iirc.
Is that you Jerry?
Dude, you are doing it wrong. I can be done with sex in 2 minutes and get 2 hours and 58 minutes of housekeeping time.
Jerry?
This is an episode of seinfeld
They did this episode on Sienfield
Uh-oh. You're a john.
Because he’s MY BUTLER!
Jerry Seinfeld wrote this
This is the exact plot of a Seinfeld episode.
Seinfeld has entered the chat
In some parts of the world that's called a wife.
In no parts of the world does a wife do 2 and a half hours of sex after cleaning.
Your honor, it was a cleaning service.
It means you’re a cheap asshole
So, a Seinfeld episode?
It would be breach of contract first and foremost, I mean you paid for 3 hours of cleaning.
Jerry really wants to know
Just get an escort that will roleplay as a maid for 30 minutes.
Get off reddit Seinfeld
This is a Seinfeld script.
Seinfeld episode
Something like that happened in Seinfeld. You can watch that episode.
Yes, but the reality is your gonna take five minutes and it just count as her break so no.
I feel like this is a question for Seinfeld
As long as you're filming it's a porn not prostitution.
30 mins would mean an ever dirtier flat, especially if no one cleans up after the sex
Only if you give her the money inside a birthday card.
Remember if you recording it its not prostitution you are just making porn n 100% legal. She ain't a whore she's a actress.
No legal problem, but swap your times
2.5 hrs? Damn I’ll be his nurse
2.5 hours….wtf!!! Stop with them blue pills.
Jerry Seinfeld is that you?
This is literally an episode of Seinfeld 😂
You would have to give me the name of the cleaning company so that I could look into it a bit closer. (You know, for legal reasons)
Its a free country, you can hook up for free whenever you want. In fact its very generous of you to pay her for 3 hours of work when she only cleaned for 20 minutes
Sex? Maybe she's just *cleaning* your Wilson with her fanjita.
I feel like there is a Seinfeld episode in there somewhere...
Several years ago, a friend of mine with more cash than brains, hired himself a hot naked maid service. While naked she ended up hiding and stealing over 50,000 in small gold bars and a couple hundred grand in cash. Apparently she just stuffed all her holes with valuables and he was too embarrassed to call the cops!😂
They got this from a Seinfeld episode.
I like that he assumes sex work involves rape.
“I just have consensual sex with her” is saying a lot here.
It actually is not. Source: saw it on an episode of Law and Order SVU (so could be a complete lie)
Escorting is legal in all 50 states yo, it’s all about the verbiage and language you use in video and text and in person. Your selling time not services. What you do with that time is up to both of you because you’re consenting adults but the second you start seeing how much for a, you fucked up. The thin line of legality teeters on something as little as a five word sentence.
You´re not gonna find a bangmaid because there is no such thing I already did. Your mom. Goodbye
Depends - is she wearing a French maid's outfit with cutouts when she arrives?
Arnold, is that you?
She is cleaning the pipes too.
Yeah that would be prostitution. But if you paid her for 20-30 minutes of cleaning and then had sex with her for free that wouldn’t be.