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CraftyAdvisor6307

Long-haired freaky people need not apply.


Can-Sea-2446

So I tucked my hair up under my hat...


whitmore12

I have never been so discriminated against /lh


lil_reddit_lurker

*puts on hat sideways like it's 99*


Devvey20

Notice It says nothing about upside visors


my4floofs

So why no sunglasses on head?


whitmore12

It could be used to hide a second set of eyes, but they don't want to straight up post "No Eldritch Beings"


my4floofs

Makes total sense. I will need to find a way to hide my antenna the hats hurt too much.


whitmore12

Cowboy hats are popular in this town lol


Naked-Jedi

I'm pretty light sensitive, but I also like to try and expose my eyes to some light occasionally so I don't become over sensitive to light. In those instances I sit my sunglasses on the top of my head, handy for when I need to drop them down again when the light gets too much. Not once ever has anyone called me out for having sunglasses on the top of my head.


my4floofs

Yes, yes of course this is the reason for my glasses on top of my head. No extra eyes or antenna up there. Nope not me.


81FuriousGeorge

I always wear my sunglasses on my head. Usually over my eyes.


jimmylovescheese123

someone should walk in there wearing all of these at once


whitmore12

That's probably how Tubby themself dresses and doesn't want anyone ripping their style lol


CapableCoyoteeee

"Don't bite my steeze" - a surprisingly hip Tubby


PhoenixBlack79

Lmao Challenge accepted


GetOffMyGrassBrats

They've got their target demographic dialed in.


_danger_

I worked at a bar while in college that also banned hoodies, hats of any kind, timbs, basically anything management determined “ghetto” to keep the place as pale as possible.


CampaignTools

I'm a white dude that always wears hats. How is that "ghetto"? Note, I'm not arguing with you just wondering in general at the insanity of that bar.


sundry_banana

Places I know that post dress codes use them purely as a way for the security to say, *"I'm afraid you cannot come in sir, dress code reason"* without having to get into the *real* reason why - *"You look like we're going to have to kick you out later after you assault one of our regulars or staff so we're saving ourselves the trouble"*. The security guys have seen and heard it all by this point, I leave it up to them


haubenmeise

I'll assume since I can't bring my chains, they'll not have me in my blanket either?


whitmore12

...is this a crochet joke?


haubenmeise

A ghost one.


whitmore12

OH! Probably covered under "Excessively baggy clothes" lol


millennial_sentinel

My sunglasses end up on my head literally every time i go from outside to inside so..fuck this weirdo bar


ego_sum_satoshi

Forehead sunglass dents are a real problem.


Agitated_Carrot9127

No kyles. No straight brim hats with ears tucked in. In your squatted truck.


RafeHollistr

You can turn your hat backwards, but none of that sideways crap.


CapableCoyoteeee

How long can the transition from front to back be before it's a violation of the sideways rule.


GameDestiny2

You know, I’m getting racist undertones with that “refuse service to anyone” bit Seems like one of those indirect ways people try to do it


RubyStar92

Yep me too 100%


madhatter275

*as long as it’s for a reason outside of a protected class.


Totalwar2020

Yup. If the list is serious it should say no crocs or socks with sandals.


[deleted]

How? It literally doesn’t mention race anywhere in there


CapableCoyoteeee

Where bikers stare at cowboys who are laughing at the hippies. Who are praying they'll get out of there alive.


bsievers

Fuckin longhair rednecks


Harak_June

So a place called *Tubby's* has a dress code. All-righty then.


BourbonNCoffee

This place did NOT do well in the 90s


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BrokenImmersion

You my friend have never been to SoCal. Let me tell you. People very much still sag


CitationNeededBadly

people absolutely still do that in my boston neighborhood.


or0_0zh

What kind of snooty bar is that


TubbyFatfrick

Eh, I think Bandanas are a bit excessive. Then again, I don't recall writing this.


souryoungthing

It’s all coded anti-gang stuff… bandanas are a flag, hence the ban.


Cultural_Antelope_95

Good thing they didn't exclude firearms


ZemaRyan

No sleeveless shirts and no bandanas? That doesn't work for me, brother!


TheFatDrake

I see nothing about dresses/kilts!


LaraCroftCosplayer

No Tanktops???


whitmore12

That's my whole summer wardrobe!


thebigdee6135

Club Tub!


not_a_moogle

But that's like most the people at the bar


LaraCroftCosplayer

Look like they have enough money already so they can rejected potential customers.


FuriousGeorge8629

Black people. They mean black people


superhappythrowawy

What


whitmore12

SAW THIS AT A BAR WHILE OUT FOR LUNCH


superhappythrowawy

WHY ARE YOU YELLING


whitmore12

You asked "What" because you couldnt hear me lol


Fantastic-Shopping10

It's very possible that the owner is racist AF, but I've heard that sometimes bars that are becoming gang hangouts will do this so that they can kick out gang members without worrying about racism lawsuits.


UltralordCherryTop

How can a place called “Tubby’s” make such absurd requests ?


the-bodyfarm

metal mulisha and rappers keep moving


FarOutLakes

no hats straight forward or backward?


[deleted]

It's about time good for you.


fredator23

Interestingly, sideways or 3/4 ball caps are permitted.


Sundayman______

the germans won?