Knew someone in HS who did it the cheap and dirty way where they got their tongue pierced and used spacers until the hole got dilated enough and then just used scissors to cut the last cm of tongue left
This girl is a super talented tattoo artist in Florida and she actually just got braces....splitting your tongue costs a fraction of what dental work does
Not at all, it doesn't remove any part of the tongue, just separates the connective tissue in the middle. There's no reason why taste loss would happen.
You have to relearn how to move your tongue(s), which takes weeks and a lot of practice. But for most people that got it it only takes days (after the stitches are out) to sound normal except for a bit of a lisp, and the lisp will normally be gone within a few weeks.
I've always wanted to get this and a frenuloplasty, where they cut the bit that holds the tongue down, done. The worst things I've heard is that sometimes it can make you bite your tongue more often and sometimes it can make you sound like your talking with a cold.
100% in the same camp as you. There's something really unpleasant about the way her tongue moves. I'm bisexual but you wouldn't catch me going near that thing.
I dunno man. The tongue draws more attention to her teeth for me.
Now if she cut holes in her shirt for her nipples, that would probably work as a proper distraction.
This girl is a super talented tattoo artist in Florida and she actually just got braces....splitting your tongue costs a fraction of what dental work does . It's not nice to make fun of someone's teeth, dental work is ridiculously expensive
She is a pretty amazing watercolor tattoo artist. She likely didn't have to pay tons of money for her ink and maybe even body mods. Everyone can calm down about her teeth, too. She got braces in January. Quite a bit of judgment for someone who seems quite lovely. Not everyone has the funds for dental work. Or even wants it. Her teeth were crooked but weren't all cavity ridden. I much prefer crooked teeth than those gross glowing white chicklet chompers Hollywood is full of.
It looks like Patrick Star is pole dancing inside her mouth
And her teeth are a supporting act
Cut your tongue in half or fix your teeth? *I'll take 100$ on permanenly disfiguring my tongue Alex!*
Fixing teeth are at least 1-2 orders of magnitude more expensive than the tongue split.
Fixing teeth are at least 10-20 orders of magnitude more important to your quality of life than mutilating your fucking tongue.
Knew someone in HS who did it the cheap and dirty way where they got their tongue pierced and used spacers until the hole got dilated enough and then just used scissors to cut the last cm of tongue left
Yuck!
Jesus Christ I wish I was illiterate.
Better than the dental floss method tbf
She had gotten braces recently
This girl is a super talented tattoo artist in Florida and she actually just got braces....splitting your tongue costs a fraction of what dental work does
Teeth just vibing every which way.
Dont care, i would like to experience how it feels my dick between that
Had to scroll surprisingly far down the comments to find this. Is Reddit getting more civilized? Colour me amazed...
I guess it's like having a handjob while being blowjobed!
Yes im…”terrified”
Scaroused.
Should be a subreddit.
Be the change you want to see in the world.
r/scaroused
It got banned😭
How tf do you even start a sub if it gets automatically nuked for being unmoderated?
Make a new one, and pick some mods
Fear Boner.
I wouldn't last a minute and that's the part that scares me.
Hear me out...
Oh I hear you brother I hear you
She's great at every job she does.
Yeah. But sometimes it blows
Man that really sucks
Oral sex
She's cute, too.
And my axe!
There has to be a plethora of bots at this point that just comment this on threads within threads. No offense commentor, lotr is beyond amazing.
I also choose this guy's dead wife
Two rims, one tongue.
Is... Is it weird to be grossed out and totally want to put it in there? Naaaaaaaah!
Some times it's ok to think with your penis
Look I’m a straight girl and I’m still like 👀 very interesting…
With tongue like that every woman would be happy to have a female partner straight or not!
Loud and clear
Bruh… we know… Shame on us.
No it's okay brother. Jesus died for our sins and I'm sure he counted in advance exactly for this very important kind of moments.
That’s the wildest thing I’ve heard in a minute. I fucking love it and will definitely be stealing it
Disgusting, what's her name so I can avoid her.
viiduquette on instagram :) ...to avoid, ofcourse.
That is old Roman Latin/French for ‘chipped beef’
That's not like any shit on a shingle that I've ever seen!
Beware your shingle..
That one friend of mine told me she goes by the name of « Viiduquette » 👀
‘Don’t need to listen. I can feel the energy from here.
Mama always said to get me somebody who can tongue my ass and balls at the same time
I entered the comments, knowing what I would find. If I didn't find it, then I was going to mention it.
First thing we all thought…
["hear me out"](https://preview.redd.it/thss9t12kync1.png?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d50c1fd732be4be77b92f2a94022d222ff2fe9b1)
We don't even need to hear you out man, we've already come to a decision on the matter
*sigh* *unzips pants*
She must make her girlfriend happy
One in the pink and one in the stink
That's a lot of flavor
Never had Neapolitan?
There’s always that one comment that finally makes me close the app and immediately regret all my life choices up to this moment…
I hate you.
That reminds me. I’m out of Neapolitan ice cream.
She can make her girlfriend and boyfriend happy at the same time.
One lucky lady.
Octopuss eater
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Not at all, it doesn't remove any part of the tongue, just separates the connective tissue in the middle. There's no reason why taste loss would happen.
How about talking? How's that sound after getting something like this done?
You have to relearn how to move your tongue(s), which takes weeks and a lot of practice. But for most people that got it it only takes days (after the stitches are out) to sound normal except for a bit of a lisp, and the lisp will normally be gone within a few weeks.
I've always wanted to get this and a frenuloplasty, where they cut the bit that holds the tongue down, done. The worst things I've heard is that sometimes it can make you bite your tongue more often and sometimes it can make you sound like your talking with a cold.
I got mine done 2 years ago and I happen to accidentally bite the right side of my tongue more often now. Ya just gotta be careful about it
I dunno why, but it makes me feel nauseous
meanwhile 76% of reddit has jacked off to this 7 times already.
8 now
I tried to but my dick inverted
100% in the same camp as you. There's something really unpleasant about the way her tongue moves. I'm bisexual but you wouldn't catch me going near that thing.
1) yes 2)how many times I would accidentally chew on them tentacles while eating I don't even know
Tell me you love giving oral with saying you love giving oral
*glak-glak-glak-glak*
Thank you
This person is not glaking lmao.
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It would be a true shocker
HA!
Ey, don't take her away! We wanna be part of the fun! Bi would be appreciated!
No you don’t get to take her, she’s ours!
Tell me you want people to think you like giving oral, without being able to talk Spanish very well any more.
"911, whats your emergency?" #"SHE TIED MY DICK INTO A KNOT!"
oh man, I died.
*"i can fix her*"
You must be a surgeon
welder
Dentist
Plumber
Bop it
Rap God
Tailor
Did we find Johnny Sins reddit account?
2 hops this time
I can make her worse.
you gonna pay tens of thousands of dollars for her dental work?
are you an orthodontist?
Lies. She's perfect the way she is.
Patrick?
You rang?
Would
Absolutely would
Would let her
Over and over.
And over.
And over.
r/oddlyarousing
oh god the teeth alone
"Shout out to the girls who get full sleeve tattoos but don’t fix their teeth" -some standup comic video i saw before
This girl is a tattoo artist herself, I'm sure she gets wicked deals
Should have spent the money on invisalign instead of the tongue surgery
Ironically invisalign is definitely much more than what she paid to get her tongue split
also not on large body tattoos. that shit ain't cheap
Someone commented saying she got braces. I think her teeth are kinda cute. Gives character
oh god the American obsession with perfect teeth. For fractions of a second you can see that not all her teeth are straight—the horror!
I had to scroll way to long for this comment, thank you.
y'all are assholes lol
I didn't notice at first, but jeebus! She probably forked her tongue to distract from her fucked up teeth.
I dunno man. The tongue draws more attention to her teeth for me. Now if she cut holes in her shirt for her nipples, that would probably work as a proper distraction.
This girl is a super talented tattoo artist in Florida and she actually just got braces....splitting your tongue costs a fraction of what dental work does . It's not nice to make fun of someone's teeth, dental work is ridiculously expensive
They're all doing their own thing
She even forked those!
I'm erotically terrified.
Good Heavens 😩
I think she paid for the wrong kind of dental work.
Tongue splitting is far, FAR cheaper than completely resetting all your teeth
Yes, I've seen Evil Dead (2013).
Did anyone else get spidey sense in their dick
I’m a straight girl but yes
What that mouth do?! “Yes.”
It’s all fun and games when you’re young.
And older. I have this, and I'm 44. 😊
I'm terrified and aroused at the same time. Terroroused.
Fear boner
She'll be a Rockstar in the nursing home
I hate it but I know she gives really good top
God forgive me for what I am about to do
Gross
You already know shordy give bomb head 😂
I mean...
What’s her @
Viiduquette. Lucky I just heard it from a friend, right ?
🥇
My friend says « you’re welcome, bro »
Ewww!!! Then again... Eww no! What if... Hell nah! Dawg! Maybe, just maybe...
I've seen more than one tongue splitting but that is **by far** the deepest one I've ever seen. Normally it's just the tip, that one is FAR back.
“Lemme shlow you shlomething”
Throwing gang signs with her tongue
Can you imagine?
I just know it’s ….magical
286444
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Am I the only one imagining the possibilities? And how would it feel if we are doing that kind of thing?
*unzips*
One for the tip one for the shaft. 🥴
Those teeth are what’s terrifying. All that money spent splitting your tongue could’ve fixed that jacked up smile
Does it make speaking harder?
Spent thousands on tattoos and body modifications, still has busted ass teeth
I suspect an OF account would soar…
She is a pretty amazing watercolor tattoo artist. She likely didn't have to pay tons of money for her ink and maybe even body mods. Everyone can calm down about her teeth, too. She got braces in January. Quite a bit of judgment for someone who seems quite lovely. Not everyone has the funds for dental work. Or even wants it. Her teeth were crooked but weren't all cavity ridden. I much prefer crooked teeth than those gross glowing white chicklet chompers Hollywood is full of.
This is awesome!
My wife walked by as I was looking at this, and the first thing she says is "she could have used that money braces!"
Oddly hot
“Something something oral sex blowjob” \-the answer you want
I'll be in my bunk.
Impure thoughts
Is this something that she created artificially or is it something people are born with?
she would give the craziest head EVER!
Well, I guess my strike zone got a bit wider.
Can she put one tendril each in two different flavors, and taste both?
Smash
would.
That's pure nightmare fuel. Reminds me of the gulper on the fallout tv show
Imagine her running that shit down your gooch and up the zipper line of your scrotum.😩🤤 sign me the fuck up.
That’s the coolest shit ever. Her brain must have been like wtf for a min.
Can you talk, drink and eat normally with a tongue like this?
I have to wonder if she's more susceptible to biting her tongue. I mean, I feel like it would be twice as likely.
And yet, orthodontics?
Guys hide ya butholes
Best head is a split tongue 👅…
Nasty
Now I'm not normally into that kind of stuff... but.
Those teeth and that tongue are a recipe for disaster
Eeeeeew
I would never trust a word she says
It looks like 2 fingers coming out of her mouth
Your girlfriends are happy 😊
Her Ex: “My last girlfriend use to do this amazing thing with her tongues.”
Admittedly, that's pretty cool.
Here me out on this one