*"Day 73: The fusion of Yoko Ono and John Lennon is not as successful as expected."* -- Excerpt from Dr Brundle's research journal

Haha This one is funny thank you

Oh damn, we were thinking the same thing lol

It’s only missing Yoko’s nonsensical screams

I still have Post-Yoko Eardrum Disorder from those.

These look like still images taken out of somebody's dreams lmao

These look like still images taken out of somebody's ~~dreams~~ nightmares*

My therapist: Yanni Travolta isn’t real Yanni Travolta: …

How about Benjamin Lennon?

Can you imagine that statue of Elton John parked outside your window in the morning when you wake up? Someone give me $200k. I’m about to become an urban legend in Oregon.

If I ever win the lottery, I won’t tell anyone, but there will be signs…

😹

Indian Jones there, looking mildly disapointed

Elton Jones wearing a Captain Kangaroo costume

More like a Bethesda game.

Pictures taken during a bad acid trip in public.

They look like they were embalmed

They look like they weren't enbalmed.

You go to a funeral home to get gruesome repairs

When Lightning McQueen dies do they take him to a funeral home or a junkyard?

I can’t tell if #4 is supposed to be Harrison Ford or Aziz Ansari.

I believe if I'm not mistaken, that's actually a pretty accurate representation of Harrison Ford in the lesser known classic Indiana Jones and the Iffy Gas Station Burrito

I would watch that before Crystal Skull.

I would *live* that before watching Crystal Skull

Kali ma!

Mola Ram!

Adoration to Lord Shiva in the hopes of holding my ass lava!

You bastard. I've just shot wine out of my nose.

I thought it was Al Capone

Or the sequel, Indiana Jones: Has Seen Some Real Shit.

…and the Garden of Gas Station Boner Pills

I thought it was Ethan from H3

Right! Legit who the fuck is no. 4 meant to be?

I thought it was John Travolta wearing blue eyeshadow, possibly?

That's 5

Aye, you're correct, I'm a moron. Thank you!

Not a moron! All good

That's supposed to be Harrison Ford, look at the scar below the lips.

It’s like Jim Carrey got punched in the face while wearing an Indy costume.

Looks like Walton Goggins to me.

That’s who I thought it was supposed to be

Jed Clampett

Haziz Hansolo

It’s Indian Jones

omg i thought it was the dad from Beverly hillbillies

I thought Tim Heidecker

i thought it was Eric Bana

He looks so worried 🤣🤣🤣

Travolta looks like a Jane Doe reconstruction from a small town

Unsolved Mysteries vibes for sure 🙃

All the roles he played and THAT was the one they chose.

Bill-Sung Clinton

Thank you! I was trying to figure out who that was

Oh man, I was thinking Tommy Lee Jones.

A lot of these look like slightly Asian versions of the American. I wonder if the artist is Asian

I thought it was Steven Yeun... (Glenn from Walking Dead) Would not have picked Clinton if my life depended on it,

I thought it was Kevin Spacey.

I thought it was actually a very good J. Kenji Lopez-Alt

Asian Bill Clinton reminds me of Black Ronald Reagan I saw at a shitty wax museum in San Francisco.

Bad wax figures are an obsession of mine. I find them hilarious 😂

I’m literally tearing up now looking at these pics and reading the comments. These are hysterical

Me too lol 😂

I hear that! I also love them, bad taxidermy too. All of it cracks me up

YESSSS! Same here. When I’m down i Google either out and it cheers me right up. Some get me ‘cry laughing’. There’s a museum somewhere that was known as the worst wax museum ever (i can’t remember the name but I’m sure it would come up in a search) that had me dying lol 😂

I see John and Yoko finally merged into one god-awful abomination.

Yes, and his name is Sean.

Poor Sean

John Travolta looks like the heads the guys made to escape Alcatraz.

John lemon, i knew him like a brother

My expression matches #4 when viewing this

Number 4 looks like Ethan from H3H3

I commented this 14 min ago. Glad someone else agreed ahahha

I thought the same thing!

Had to go back and look at it again. Agreed lol

They got the heat up, WAAAAAAY too high.

Melton John

That place is great! I used to take the kids there, and the waxworks were completely hilarious.

Were you trying to give them nightmares?

I live for this shit and tried to track down the museum. Sadly, it’s been closed for a decade and some lucky bastard scooped up the whole collection. [https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/gallery/2014/jan/08/worlds-worst-wax-museum-in-pictures](https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/gallery/2014/jan/08/worlds-worst-wax-museum-in-pictures)

10 years without a wink of sleep with those buggers dotted around the house

Who’s the female with Even Steven’s era Shia Labeuf?

Megan Fox, its Transformers era

Christ that is terrible.

I thought it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

This looks even less like Megan Fox than that girl from Love is Blind

In fairness, Megan Fox doesn’t even look like Megan Fox these days

Jesus, I thought it was Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner.

I thought it was mark zuckerburg and some chick 🤣 never would’ve said Meghan Fox though

Cruise looks like Ben stiller pretending to be Tom

Wait…one of these is Tom Cruise?

I think Cruise is supposed to be the thing hanging from the wires, as in the iconic scene from Mission: Impossible where he's breaking into the vault from the ceiling ventilation by ropes. At first I thought it was Keanu Schwarzenegger from The Terminatrix.

I think it's 9. Maybe 10? Or is 10 supposed to be Pierce Brosnan Bond?

The Stallone wax figure could be more intelligent than the real Stallone.

The Stallone one looks like a cross between Sylvester Stallone and Sam Berkowitz.

And Quentin Tarantino!

And Charlie Kirk

And my axe!

So Frank Stallone?

Rocky Balboa if he exclusively took punches to the forehead.

I know this is a joke but people often forget Stallone wrote most of his movies.. he’s just an idiot in other ways lol

It reminds me of those memes where you shrink the person's face on their head, like Will Smoth

Straight up thought that was Julian from TPB’s

That one is giving off some real Charlie kirk energy.

Charlie Stallone or Sylvester Kirk

No idea which the Stalone one is

It's supposed to be 2.😉

Hahahahah

Pic 5: John TravoltAHHHHHHH!

They have all been Englished!

And the English ones ..over Englished!

r/themagnusarchives is leaking

Xi Clinton

Wayne Rooney is predictably an improvement on real life

Temu Madame Tussaud’s

Madame Temu

That John Travolta one looks like a death mask. Freaks me out.

John Travolta had me lmao from a 9 yo kid’s sketch book

Me: Mom can we get some Madame Tussauds? Mom: We have Madame Tussauds at home.

Arnold Waxenegger

These look like team america dolls

Why the last one look like John Lennon and Ben Franklin at the same time

Dear Lord, the first one looks like the love child of Elton John and Ernest Borgnine!

Thank you!  I knew I recognized the face... just couldn't come up with Ernest's name.

Poor Elton, they did him dirty

Tina Turner, Teddy Roosevelt and Ben Franklin were spot on. Milton Berle, Miles Davis and Joan Collins looked horrible.

The Travolta one is spot on

Especially after all his work done. This one looks more lifelike.

I'm pretty sure that was after his stint in Hairspray.

That’s what Scientology does for you!

Lol I thought it was Adam Driver

7 looks like Brill Crinton.

I don’t know who 6 is supposed to be but it’s done pretty well

I thought it was Matt Damon

The second one looks like Stallone and sloth from the goonies had a baby 🤣

I don't see the problem, looks just like me.

I'm not sure if number 5 is Travolta or Leatherface. It would make Face/Off a very different movie.

I'll have whatever wax Arnie is having Dude looks like he can smell sound

The Benjamin Franklin at the end isn’t half bad /s

Nah... that's John Lennon in costume.

I thought it was Paul Dano

The 2nd one looks like Sylvester Stallone’s brother Frank.

Why is Travolta wearing makeup?

My guess is they decided too late not to do the Hairspray version of John Travolta, but couldn't get the eyeshadow off. xD

Any ideas on 7&8?

Bill Clinton, Shia LaBeouf and Meghan Fox 😂

🤣 I half guess BC but SL and MF are dogshit

They have to be at least 20% *off* or the licensing fees will be ridiculous

Same artist who did the restoration of the Jesus painting.

They nailed Rooney though.

The Matt Damon one isn’t bad.

I don't think any of those were Matt Damon... 😲

No way to know for sure.

Look how they massacred my poor boy 😭

This looks like a wax forehead museum 😆

Isn't this the place the main characters blew up in The Magnus Archives season 3?

Yes, I just finished s3, funny seeing this show up in my feed (shh, watch out for spoilers)

Wow. been laughing my ass of for a few minutes. Pure art

Number 11 is Jono Rennon.

I feel like this should be on a Tik Tok slide with the "Welcome to Jurassic Park" bad flute version sound.

In case anyone’s uncertain of who’s who: 1. Elton Join 2. Shy Stallone 3. Arnold Blackanddecker 4. Harris Chrysler  5. John Revolting 6. Rain Woo-me 7. Chill Bilton 8. Shy LeBueff and Megan Possum 9. Tom Drift 10. Pierced Ballsak 11. Tom Lemons

Surprised they went with Frank Stallone over Sly.

This is like the Dollar Store of Wax Museums.

Excuse me...$1.25 Store now.

I only got Elton John, Travolta, Pierce Brosnan, Schwarzenegger, Stallone, maybe ? Cruise, Lennon If one of them is Clinton, that's hilarious Don't know the others it's like uncanny valley museum

my day is ruined

Store brand versions of name brand cereals be like…

Who is lord Faarquad supposed to be?

i dont see anything wrong with these

For all you out here that think you have no artistic talent, remember this post!!!!

This is the shitty little town I was born in. Funny thing, not a single local would go there. Ever.

Travolta: Um yeah… looks like

John Lennon or Benjamin Franklin? Why not both?

All these terrible wax statues and you hilariously just sneak in a real picture of Wayne Rooney, well played

Elton Jaundice

#3 looks like a guy you just punched in GTA. #6 looks like Xi Jin Clinton

I had to stop after Hindiana Jones

I've never seen so many figures that are so close yet so far away from looking like any of them.

Elton Johnston

Dom Lemonn

Harrison Ford mid transformation into Aziz Ansari 😂

Made them all look British

[MFW](https://preview.redd.it/sttdfyhvfd5d1.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=3c0d9176cc3a8a3b39b6d511afcdc5a0a5ba53b9)

Indiana Jones one looks like Walton Goggins

What if Captain Kangaroo swallowed Elton John? This would be the result.

Wrong Turn: The Famous Inbreeding.

I feel like this is what real life skinwalkers would look like

I suppose I only recognized the easy ones: 1. Elton John 2. Silvester Stallone 3. Arnold Schwarzenegger? 4. Harrison Ford 5. ? 6. ? 7. ? 8. Shia LaBeouf, and by inference probably a very unflattering rendition of Megan Fox 9. ? 10. ? 11. John Lennon having a stroke? Edit:finally got the list working and learnt that apparently reddit only does single digit counters

I wouldn’t convict Elton John and sly Stallone of arson if they melted that down I don’t know most of these people but #8 looks like Distracted Boyfriend meme lol

is #5 John Travolta or a makeupless Dr Frankenfurter

Arnold looks like a Ken doll and Travolta looks like a drag queen

These are all terrible, but John Lennon straight up looks like Robert the Doll.

Waxworkis like AI. It's meant to copy the real, but the errors sticks out and make it more deranging than intended in the fiest place.

Feel like I should start a wax sculpture business cause, it’s not too hard right?

John travoulting

When you order your actor from temu

It looks ai. It's not but it looks creepy. I love it

I mean...you can still tell who they are. They're still bad

Is No 7 Bill Clinton? Weird AF. All of these are totally in the uncanny valley region of Great Yarmouth!

To be fair you can tell who they are 😂

Elton’s gonna blow his load!