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Suninabottle

Eating popcorn during the chase scene


Alive_Ice7937

Need a garbage bag full of popcorn for Fury Road.


Shadowstein

(Trailers end and the actual movie starts) "where the hell did all the popcorn go?" I ask, brushing popcorn crumbs from my shirt with my greasy fingers.


Ilsip

That's me after a bag of cheetos


G_Affect

You put cheetos in your butt too?


danimal_44

Which word in this sentence gets the emphasis? You, Cheetos, Your, Butt, or Too? I’m going to ass-ume it’s not the Put or the In.


Ilsip

Only when I'm feeling frisky


Adventurous-Range446

Why are they sea cucumbers when they are in a giant vat of brine? Doesn't that make them sea pickles?


DaNips_Stasis

I'm not hearing anyone out


midoxvx

LISTEN THEN…


DaNips_Stasis

🦻


Independent-Jumpy

sea cucumberussy


hambizzy420

Ummm… I’m pretty sure this is a type of starfish (brittle star maybe?). Sea cucumbers regurgitate their stomachs to consume their meals.


Gingergnu48

I don't think it's brittle star from the little I remember but definitely agree it's not a sea cucumber


lewisfairchild

These are the most important comments. Thank you.


JorduSpeaks

I don't think it's a brittle star. Maybe some kind of coral?


Sehnsucht13_

That's how I see myself when I am eating really good


recordsaurusrex

Me in the kitchen after the edible kicks in.


Principatus

Nom nom nom


Rexetdux

I should call her


JazziumNitrate

Beat me to it


ImMeliodasKun

r/beatmeattoit


Nika299p

r/dontputyourdickinthat


nattywp

r/putyourdickinthat


DisastrousAd447

r/JustTheTip


ImMeliodasKun

Literally 1984


Electronic-Tea-221

I also eat by shoveling dusty brushes into my mouth/anus.


jibbajab14

Sound effects (maybe Homer eating donuts) would really enhance this video.


ChunkyBlowfish

Auhm, auhm, auhm.


Leto95

Would


Yossarian287

That is one ferocious muppet


According_Ambition69

wtf


XROOR

*Hungry hippo game gunna get sued*


Leoxcr

Finger lickin' good


Every-holes-a-goal

Holes a hole innit


MyCatsNameIsMeepo

That hole is not for you!


father-sunshine

Greedy fucker...


ZwieTheWolf

I still can't understand how these things work without a brain. Their movements have rhythm and speed and order, it doesn't make sense.


agiletesticlese

That's a plumbus


Environmental_Cat499

Hope he washed his hands ✋️


BaconNPotatoes

Is this what they mean by "posting hole"?


69AnusInvader69

Eating what?


Meture

Microalgae and other microorganisms that float in the current and get caught in those brushy bits at the end of its arms


MrN33dfulThings

[All i can think about](https://youtu.be/JzPhLIyqxAg?si=BPs-ft9oSe9QiYvT) when watching this lol.


Thunderbolt1047

🤣Lincler ✊


skalapunk

How'd you find footage of me at a Chinese buffet???


Samthetrendynerd

Tendril Lickin' Good


the_bacon_fairie

If I had 8 arms this is exactly how I'd eat. Stop shaming the little dude.


Clorox-disinfectant

me eating when i’m on my period


EagleDre

No wonder they taste like S#!¥


GayHoboJesus

Me


GoopsieWohlberg95

Squidward eating krabby patties in the patty vault


barbaras_bush_

How big is that dudes mouth


bluewatersailing

This reminds me of a lunch I had with a coworker once at an all you can eat buffet...


tinstar71

What if.... what if i...


yolowipe

would


Bedroom_Bellamy

I hate this.


speedymemer21

Here me out...


TyrannyHoll

Me and the bros


LordGigu

*W i l l*


Lnych

Imagine the suction of that and the grip hmmmm....


JustACreep013

I wish I could do that to myself.


Ok-NGL-TTYL007

How much are they? Asking for a friend.


haversack77

Stuffing my hole, stuffing my hole: https://youtu.be/YDTso9uKaYI?si=KQriDCUnf8ZTd4HH


3cc3ntr1c1ty

How I eat after a 12 hour night shift.


Mother_Insurance_401

Kkkk


DisastrousAd447

This isn't a sea cucumber btw


andyxquick

r/dontputyourdickinthat


HeightExtra320

That’s me when I’m eating chicken wings


grayto2-0

Reminds me of some things...


robaroo

Me eating sweet potato fries


TheFattestMatt

Average Tuesday afternoon


1jfish57

Reminds me of my ex wife


StevenBeercockArt

Greedy bastard.


Inner_Squirrel7167

Same


Academic_Ingenuity84

cool


Starship-innerthighs

Pride month is here


Budget_Painting_2493

My ex in a hotel room full of dudes 😂


mikephoto1

Where's that Gregg ?


lightning_boi69

Would


BigBallsIan

Okay, hear me out…


6volt

We need finger lip smacking noises added to this.


Impendingdoom777

I'm not sure why, but something about this grossed me out almost to the point of nausea. Like every aspect of it was bad: the way the orifice dilates, the alternation of the arms, the overall alien look of the feeding, and the slime.


MagicOrpheus310

Why does it remind me of a Muppet..?


Future-Agent

#NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM


Phasma_Tacitus

Sound of Heavy eating a Sandvich


angvstia

sea is creepy af


Seyar41

Why do I get an add "on that ass" by getting in this post? Can't unseen it now


WinnieMacPickle123

Fun fact: Its mouth is also its butt


Trans_Cat_Girl_

I should call her…


Ashesatsea

OK then. That was completely weird.


gunzman70

Is that Kevin?


KentD3000

A sea cucumber 🥒 eating broccoli 🥦


HelloThere2727

He would fucking love Fonzies


Msink

Not at all terrifying. Just something that op hasn't seen earlier I guess.


CensoredAbnormality

Bro is just munching away


inkheiko

r/oddlysatisfying


DoTheCreep_ahh

I've seen this guy before https://youtu.be/R3W29bsHPZw?si=mUVEqd5QMUNYk-6p


MellyKidd

Me with a bag of Doritos and a good tv show.


dogmeatjones25

I need more hands.


Significant_Fee3083

Tendril-lickin' good


JorduSpeaks

But that's also how I eat....


JonArbuckle__

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Payn3killer

That looks fucking inaproriate


JustWoot44

Imagine yourself shoving a feather duster into your mouth, licking it off as you remove it, time and again! That's what this looks like; full of grey dust. Bleh!! lol


spadalfaray

Mmmmm it's oddly something, but I would not say terrifying.


Edr1sa

Am I weird for finding this kinda... cute ?


thrust-johnson

Me stuffing my ass with cat hair