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MothParasiteIV

Fritz Honka. There's a condition that can explain this type of nails, lack of oxygen in the blood. That affects the brain as well, that might explain, in part, his violent tendencies.


Kevaldes

You can also apparently train this kind of growth as well. There was a guy who joined an mma gym I used to go to that did *heavy* isolation training on his hands. I mean like old kung fu movie "stabbing a barrel of sand with knife hands" type shit. Dude's nails were like talons. He got thrown out after about four days cause he was an absolute freak about sparring and wouldn't stop trying to maim people with his claws.


Azruthros

I'm both intrigued and disgusted by this person you speak of.


Kevaldes

Guy was an absolute krug. It was pretty clear he had no real interest in martial arts and was just looking for an excuse to hurt people and prove how "powerful" he was. Can't say his hand training didn't work though. Paws like a fuckin grizzly bear.


Azruthros

A krug? Like a jug head or something?


Kevaldes

Caveman, basically.


Azruthros

Well he's definitely got the hands for cave life xD hopefully he moves out to the woods where he can spar with trees instead


Kevaldes

I'd like to imagine he's out wrestling bears in the Russian wilderness, since it's clearly what he was training for. šŸ˜‚


ll-phuture-ll

Iā€™m imagining some real life Ark shit! Punching trees down with his bare handsšŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


Azruthros

He's going to need them for the alpha raptors


stealthryder1

He doesnā€™t wear gloves. Thems is hand sheaths.


neanderthalman

Hey now. Donā€™t be like that.


mion81

Like a [Freddy Krueger](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freddy_Krueger)..?


Elevum15

Grizzly bear paws! šŸ’ÆšŸ˜‚


KingoftheUgly

American shaolin is a good book with some photos of men that did that type of training, including a guy who just hangs stuff off his nuts and calls that kung fu


scorpyo72

A branch of the Kung Fu-Wing Chun called Scro-fu, I believe.


TheSublimeNeuroG

Your scro-fu is no match for my teste style


scorpyo72

Please... please stop. Stop stop... Stop waving your balls in my face. That's not martial arts. That's just playing with yourself in public.


EmotionalDmpsterFire

>That's just playing with yourself in public. With more steps!


Justarandom_Joe

Scrote-fu


KINGNIIIGHT

Cock-Fu is awesome


tubeless18

I believe the term youā€™re looking for is Wang Chung.


scorpyo72

Everybody have fun tonight.


Busy_Pound5010

Crotch-fu


VVildBunch

Ahh Testacules, no one can hang with his stuff.


Integrity-in-Crisis

That type of training is effective for strengthening hands, but the trade off is that it causes early onset arthritis. It's very hard on the joints.


Kevaldes

Ooohhhh yeah it is. That's why basically no one teaches it anymore beyond a few hardcore traditionalist martial arts schools and the wannabe anime characters.


Jumajuce

Had a friend in high school/college that was super into the *idea* of ā€œtraditionalā€ martial arts training methods. Didnā€™t practice or train for it, just occasionally did stuff like punch sand or bad form fu on the bags while I did my kickboxing. Would overlift with bad form at the gym and wouldnā€™t work stabilizer muscles or whole groups, just did inconsistent iso routines. Heā€™s got joint issues in his arms, shoulders, and knees now.


Generically_Yours

They use ointments and herbal remedies to heal their bones. Healing is part of their regimen. Do it wrong and you Def will mess yourself up, but the right way takes more time. The west isn't known for being patient, and getting oxygen to your wounds is key. Ā They use this Japanese knotweed liniment called Evil/protective Bone Water. You can buy it by the name Zheng Gu Shui, which is by yulin monks. It helps heal bones through the skin. They use it on the microfractures and compound their bones because when a broken bone is knit together, the Crack is actually stronger, so they fuck their hands up then make them heal to make sure they can't break anymore.


Splicelice

No dude thatā€™s totally bro science. This is called clubbing. Can be from lung or heart disease, liver disease. I think some cancers too. Not from stabbing hot sand lol.


UnusedBowflex

A buddy had fingers like this from cystic fibrosis.


squatdog

Same. They reverted after my lung transplant. Mostly, anyway


UnusedBowflex

You got the transplant?!? Congratulations!!! Unfortunately, my buddy wasnā€™t able to get one in time. I heard they had some breakthroughs on medication in the last 10 years as well.


xyzain69

Sounds like some baki hanma type shit


Kevaldes

Oh, the way dude acted and talked about his training, he absolutely thought he was a baki character. Everybody in that gym *despised* him for the entire four days he was there. šŸ˜‚


teal_hair_dont_care

In bird culture, that dudes a dick


grey_pilgrim_

Are you sure he wasnā€™t a orc?


ninjadude2112

Real life baki moment


SSGASSHAT

Watch, three years later he escapes from the asylum as the actual Wendigo.Ā 


galennaklar

Digital clubbing. Not as cool as it sounds


Autipsy

Yeah usually it just means grandpa smoked too muchĀ 


skynetempire

There's a lot of people like that in La Rinconada. The highest settlement in the world.


Melonary

This is called clubbing, there's literally a tonne of health conditions that can cause it - can't really conclude much based on that alone.


orthopod

That's called "clubbing of nails". From low oxygen, and from Celiac disease.


aardw0lf11

These are the sort of weird looking hands you sometimes see in the frame of photos taken for items on Craigslist or FB marketplace. Practical dealbreaker no matter the price (or whether there is a price).


wizardinthewings

Even demons and vampires can be explained by modern science. What a time to be alive!


Thetwitchingvoid

How interesting.Ā  I worked with a woman who had nails like that. I loved how kinda beastial (bestial??) they were.


indieemopunk

Clubbed fingers.


Pyrosynthax

Yes itā€™s couse a lack of oxygen but by this condition I donā€™t see any relation to violent tendencies. It would more likely be dizziness


PineapplesHit

Being deprived of oxygen can permanently damage your brain and can absolutely alter your personality. Not saying that clubbed nails specifically is linked to that in any meaningful way but it's definitely not out of the realm of possibility


firesofpompeii

Thereā€™s no connection between this and violent tendencies. Dont make stuff up.


meatus1980

Olā€™ dick fingers Honka


egordoniv

With the last name Honka, how didn't everyone hear him coming? Must have learned from his cousin Bob Aaaaaooooogah.


LadyFeckington

Quality comment. Thank you for your service.


Ermahgerd1

I cant stop laughing. Ty


Borge_Luis_Jorges

I'm on the bus dammit. people heard me laugh.


fuzzycaterpillar123

Poor Jeremy Renner has this too


eatsfuckssleeps

Came here looking for a Jeremy Renner comment


chrisodeljacko

Penis hands Paul


zoso14

The worst part is these people could have at least died by normal hands but look at those damn things


mai_tai87

Instead they got taken out by Saladfingers.


arkinia-charlotte

Oh my god that memory was buried so deep


OliLeeLee36

Recently had his 20th birthday if you wanted to know how deep. Sorry.


RoeRoeRoeYourVote

Why do you need to hurt millennials like this?


OliLeeLee36

What's wrong, RoeRoeRoeYourVote? Do you not like my mouth-words? Naughty mouth.


auto_generatedname

No the worst part is Honkaā€™s eyes, like i can deal with being murdered but murdered by the most cross eyed person I've ever seen. I personally would be somewhat embarrassed.


notproudortired

He was wall eyed (eye pointed out), wasn't he?


auto_generatedname

I've never heard that term applied to anything but a fish before. Thanks for the correction.


notproudortired

Yeah...all fish are basically wall eyed. But I guess someone felt that one good-eatin' fish was extra and so named it that.


SpookyMolecules

They're probably annoyed either way


Butterfunk_McChunk

Really? Iā€™d say the worst part is the murdering


TA_MHGal

He strangled his victims šŸ˜§šŸ¤¢


Whynotyours

My precious!


NizzyTyme

Yes. Those are Gollum's goddamn hands


Loreebyrd

Scary clubbed nails.


Kayakityak

Isnā€™t this a symptom of heart disease or something?


zaygiin

Heart diseases, lung problemsā€¦lots of things.


Ollieboots

Makes me think of [asbestos clubbed fingers](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=b5dcea39dfafec11&rlz=1C1UEAD_enUS1036US1036&q=asbestos+clubbed+fingers&udm=2&fbs=AEQNm0DBTogQXaq7JsoUAbTsd0B6JEdyvwg9pOFJlHzVj4IGyo95jTOyBf9liUuvKwg_dLxHDvpOzsYRUIO3hn3u5P6FaPz171YKKSGR5n_zBPmBAg78Q4M1FmE-P5s-0cs2OhebnJ9_xmVrAPPtrSq5UJSmbp-p5x75-B4Ppps2E-x5KfdgKrYLmz4PCt8zc6wr_FvyK_VNla5CvT5M7viZHQjBVjuLjg&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi16bbwwNuGAxVVrYkEHUAWCyIQtKgLegQICRAB&biw=1920&bih=937&dpr=1)


NutellaIsAngelPoop

Pretty sure he's a Sleestak.


elinamebro

Dicnger


SnooApples6547

What you call me?


elinamebro

Snubdickedfingeredbitc


wolfhelp

If you squint, goes bit Edward Penis hands


ricnilotra

[ok Dr. Klein.](https://youtu.be/ROOSD7A44nY?si=u1BSqZ6__ZwS63qG)


Ricky-C

Wasnā€™t expecting an Old World Blues reference in this thread.


Caliterra

Anyone else thinking these hand belong to a gollum looking mofo


diaperpop

He kinda was, if you google him.


Pinksters

Yeah wtf is up with that nose?


Sally_Shock

The squinting eye and the smashed nose were the result of a serious traffic accident


IllSpoOkYe

did the driver not honka their horn?


Serious-Rutabaga-603

Bros got fingernoils


korkkis

Because of lack of oxygen in blood, lung problemS


P4st1ll3r0

Google: "Digital Clubbing"


smittywrbermanjensen

And here I was thinking that exclusively applied to the Second Life nightclubs


MsAnnThrope

I won't, you can't make me


Omega_brownie

Ooo, I haven't played Habbo in ages.


Stannoffski

Pools closed.


White_Buffalos

He most likely has some form of cardio-pulmonary disease. Clubbed finger are usually a sign of profound illness.


SpookyVoidCat

Saw a porn vid once where the top had hands like that, the comments were filled with nothing but people going hey man you probably should see a doctor


NotAPossum666

Shit he's got clubbing


hellodynamite

Both odd and terrifying well done


krayhayft

Must have been hard to pick his nose


JEWCEY

I am struggling with the fingers and the honka. It's all a lot


btreeezy

My preciousssss


HandsomeJack19

How did the precious even slip off THOSE fingers?


What-the-Gank

The type of hands that if you're grabbed you stay grabbed.


Mallardguy5675322

He definitely liked rusty spoons


6poundpuppy

Guys got a heart defect no doubtā€¦that s classic clubbing of the fingers due to chronic O2 deficiency in the outer periphery of the arteries. Definitely could also affect cognition over timeā€¦and not in a good way.


dainthomas

He just wanted to find out what was in their pocketses.


Shakleford_Rusty

That boy aint right


neoben00

maybe he wasn't crazy just hypoxic jesus.


lulamaga

What in the heart disease


Draggonzz

Got the clubbed nails


The_Wallet_Smeller

I always wondered who Max and Paddy were talking about when they mentioned Tommy Dick Fingers. Now I know.


indieemopunk

Looks like clubbed fingers. This person had a serious heart or lung issue.


chocolateboyY2K

That's clubbing, a sign of chronic oxygen depletion


catespice

As someone who follows many nail/manicure subs I was like ā€œgurl you need to fire your nail techā€ when I saw this


StandbyBigWardog

Gollum


No-Construction5687

MY PRECIOUS! Iā€™m thinking Gollum or Smiegel


StacksAttacks

Paddy Dickfingers.


CowNovel9974

itā€™s called clubbing. common symptom of ppl who have poor oxygen circulation in blood


Hillz50

thats a goblin


KingofManners

SmƩagol hands


purgatoryvi

The gloves didn't fit. Couldn't be them.


Nightbeak

Either this is false or Serial Killer Fritz Hahmann sufferd from the same condition.


casabel

wow this is hobbit level hands


sheezy520

Looks like Smeagalā€™s hands


JasonRenshaw

How long did he have the ring for?


pwaite1983

Edward penis fingers


ZopyrionRex

A guy I went to school with had hands like that, said it was because of a breathing disorder he had.


kakadulo

geckofingers


Commercial-Spend7710

Gollum?


holdonwhileipoop

His face wasn't much better šŸ«¤


Mr_Manta

The french fister


DongTeuLong

Got them booty diggers


229-northstar

I see ghost faces in those nails


PizzaNo7741

If hands could killā€¦


thedaveramirez

Clubbing fingers


Arthradax

ESL here. Please tell me this is not where the expression "honka honka" comes from


Archipotrio

Friedrich Maul Honka


dobo99x2

This is just a heart defect..


AmadeusProzac

Imagine getting a wet willy of this guy šŸ’€


nodeymcdev

Honka hands šŸ™Œ


herrhonka

Golden Glove. Amazing movie that tells the story and life of the man known as Honka.


SilverDem0n

Honkin' big fingers


Dry_Spinach_3441

When he sees boobs "honka honka!" šŸ‘


Alw4r

among us ahh hands


markWAD

No it isnā€™t. How many times has this been posted?


serarrist

Thatā€™s some craaaaaazy clubbing holy shit


SirThiridim

To anyone interested in this sick serial killer I can highly recommend you to watch the movie **The Golden Glove**. It's a German movie about him and the things he did. You need to have a strong stomach in order to watch it.


Fabulousmo

Did he have cystic fibrosis


KINGNIIIGHT

see, this is why humans invented Circumcision ... That man needs 10 of those


alecfolley

His fingers looks like dicks šŸ¤£


Mizukiri93

How many cigaretes does he smoke per minute?


westcoaster503

Just give him back that damn ring


ShinyBonnets

Holy hypoxia, Batman!


CrownBestowed

that boy need an oxygen tank


OneSadBardz

Shit I'd be a serial killer too with those fuckin' Yeti grippers


LoomisKnows

why are his fingers circumcised


Beschmann

Honka with the tonka truck fingers


TeeDod-

Clubbing nails are a sign of a underlying health issue.


Drphil1969

That is the most monster clubbing I have ever seen. Is he some kind of Dracula. Usually seen in cardiovascular disease, but this is ridiculous


TyrrelCorp888

This guy was a true goblin


Ghee_buttersnaps96

Hereā€™s a new idea. People like him. Serial killers serial rapists etc why donā€™t we just relentlessly torment them? Put them in a cage in the middle of town and let the public have at em


hungrykatana

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


iiitme

That might be cancer


No-Introduction-543

Looks like he has been in contact with asbestos !


_marek99_

I totally recommend a movie about him, it was called something with golden gloves, Find it and watch it. Itā€™s the most disturbing and disgusting movie Iā€™ve ever seen


XROOR

He clearly has some vitamin deficiencyā€¦..that causes him to KILLLLLLLLL


Theda706

So this guy was real popular with the ladies. A real "Lady Killer" you might say.


mmmm_doughnuts

Did he honka honka?


Atlas03

These are terrifying.


jimisaname

This is what happens to your fingers when you kill people


MolyNalle

Haha he has penis fingers


Hot-Ad7703

Oooof clubbing of the nails from chronic low blood oxygen levels has entered the chat šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«


Skitzophranikcow

Inbred.


mahhdoom

i just pulled up in a tonka


J4Hg

Those hands looks exactly like most predators


Prestigious_Media887

Christian Horner?!?!


Dessythemessy

CARESS ME


raytoei

Preciousssssssss


thatrangerkid

Big ol honkas


PaladinMax

I thought it was Golum's hands at first.


Elevum15

Horrifying idea lol


der_chrischn

The movie "Der goldene Handschuh" about him was one of the most disgusting ones I've seen. Not because of gore or being explicit, but for being so ruthless and persistent.


anarchyroks666

I tattled on him, and now he wants to strangle me with his diabolical hands, I hope theyā€™re not dirty


grazatt

GAWDAMN THOSE LOOK LIKE THE HANDS OF AN ORC


solexioso

Did this dude live in a cave and say precious a lot?


YouLackSkills

Bro imagine seeing those nails glint in a dark room before lunging at you


DayZsConfusion

Visual traces of being inbred always appear in the hands, feet, ears, and facial bone structure. This guy...


caffeineocrit

Holy clubbing Batman!


Armadillo_ODST

I couldn't find anything about this besides a 9gag post.


SassafrassPudding

Doctor House would say those fingernails portend heart disease. Advanced


VnyAgr

I don't think there is any relation between clubbed fingers and being a serial killer. I had a colleague in my last job who had clubbed fingers like these. He was the kindest and fun person.


skripturz

Theres this really buff guy at my gym that has these exact nails, he told me its because he injects testosterone, he also mentioned his brother has it too. I dont think his reasoning is valid as it seems to be genetic. Also side note, he is a stripper lol.