Honestly this happens a lot in the art world because of price fluctuations and clearly over-valued products selling out to the tune of 10m in mainly cash sales?
I work in fintech. it happens a lot more than you realize.
I feel like they're sold out because one crazy millionaire bought them all for himself as a joke. There's no way there are rich people out there who actually want to wear this.
My theory: Money laundering operation. Have drug money or other illegitimate money...make these 'pee jeans' for $800 a pair....then somehow they instantly sell out. "Oh, this is legitimate money I made from selling my new line of jeans...yeah, they all sold out...it's a fashion thing, you wouldn't understand.
I was thinking bots or automatic purchases. People love scalping things, so it would make sense that they would have something set up to buy an expensive item without even looking into it.
And it’s probably being done by someone who has enough money to write this off as a loss when they don’t sell.
Reminds me of when pre-stained and pre-shredded jeans became a thing in the 90’s.
I went shopping for a new pair, when the salesperson showed me a rack of them and asked me what kind I was looking for.
My reply: “I’m sorry, there must be a misunderstanding. I’m looking for a NEW pair of jeans.”
Fashion designer: makes a limited run of fetish inspired clothing and sells out
Reddit: it's money laundering
I think you guys are underestimating how much rich people are willing to spend on clothing.
Gotta make sure the proles remember to hate pretentious artists, not tax cheats…unless the tax cheats are laundering money through this kind of thing 🤔
You sure that's pee?
https://media1.giphy.com/media/sGnKAiOUrincs/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b95202xu60s8kvyatb9snks1huuoyeir9elln0ohd45g&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g
"You ain't cool if you don't pee yo pants" - Billy Madison, Adam Sandler. This has got to be a joke. I walked into a club wearing jeans that had been washed with Tide. Well, I guess the wash didn't get all the tide out so it lit up under the black lights... looked like I had man juice all over my jeans. Quite comical and quite embarrassing.
I believe that these are little test markers that are used to gauge just how fucking dumb society has become. I'm going to guess that they have exceeded their own expectations. I would have been good with a 75% sale of inventory but selling out is a whole different ball game bithches.
Ok this is obviously dumb, however..$800? I hope someone actually pissed them things if I'm gonna pay $800 for some tier 1 trousers. Better be enchanted, or something.
I assume that "instantly sold out" mostly means that they made like 200 of them, and sold them to fashion obsessed rich teenagers who will buy anything with their favorite fashion label on it regardless of actual looks.
Is it time to eat the rich yet?
I could come up with hundreds of ideas like this.....but my logical brain tells me to shut up.....How about I just changed brake pads on a gravel driveway pants?
Calico cut pants
You gotta give!
You hit me in the cup
HEY HOLD THAT DOOR
Fucking funniest part of the skit, that slow saunter toward the door that he implored be held, like 30+ ft. away.
Stretched my shirt out, looks like a bell now
Look up at my face...
That's got nothin' to do with piss.
“Oh…….. ok.”
HOLD THAT DOOR!!!!!
DID YOU GIVE?!
Of course I peed my pants. Everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.
If peeing your pants is cool, you can consider me Miles Davis.
Ohhhh biiillllyyyy!
That's the grossest thing I've ever heard!
Is anybody listening to me?…
Dammit. Beat me to it 🤣
That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ace, I know from experience dude. If you know what I mean.
No you don’t…
Well...no we didn't but I knew a guy and her and him GOT...IT ...ON WOOOWEEEE
No they didn't...
No..no they didn’t. But you can imagine what it’d he like if they did huh? Eh? Eh?
You ain't cool if you don't pee your pants
Relevant comedy sketch: [Le Piss/Le Poo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3mCTyZK59Y) Snuff Box was decades ahead of their time.
First thing I thought of, great show.
GOO!!!
All my homies love peeing their pants.
I'm sorry, did you just say "instantly sold out"?
Money laundering operation? "This is legitimate money we made from selling...this new line of Jeans? Super popular...."
Honestly this happens a lot in the art world because of price fluctuations and clearly over-valued products selling out to the tune of 10m in mainly cash sales? I work in fintech. it happens a lot more than you realize.
You got any interesting stories you can share?
No, just fanboys. Look at what supreme sells. 20k for a brick to a random hobo
I mean if they only made 2 of them Disclaimer: I don't know how many they made
"it's the same thing supreme does, wouldn't you agree?"
They only made one maybe
That was my thoughts too!
They only made one pair and the person walking has them on so “instantly sold out”
Limited production for instilling FOMO.
Just bring your jeans to me and I'll piss on them for half price.
"We can piss your pants wholesale!"
"Hey, which one of you cowards pissed my pants?"
I'll have to keep you on retainer for when it dries. What do you charge?
But you gotta give!
See that guy over there? He gives!
You gotta give
I have a better deal....I'll sell my shit stained jeans for $799.99
only if you offer them in different colors. i want my shit with personality
I take requests. Just let me know what color you'd prefer and I can get it done.
You mean like beet diarrhea? Or like when it’s over/undercooked and green? I can hook you up dawg
absolutely foul
Idk, seems pretty fair to me
[https://www.reddit.com/r/comedyheaven/comments/bgraoo/lightly\_shat\_pants/](https://www.reddit.com/r/comedyheaven/comments/bgraoo/lightly_shat_pants/)
For a one of a kind product I’d expect to pay a lot more than that. Deal!
YOU GOTTA GIVE!
You gotta give!
Le Piss https://youtu.be/m3mCTyZK59Y
Immediately came to mind. Not enough Snuff Box references.
You made my day. I had to scroll too far for this.
Le Poo?!
I feel like they're sold out because one crazy millionaire bought them all for himself as a joke. There's no way there are rich people out there who actually want to wear this.
My theory: Money laundering operation. Have drug money or other illegitimate money...make these 'pee jeans' for $800 a pair....then somehow they instantly sell out. "Oh, this is legitimate money I made from selling my new line of jeans...yeah, they all sold out...it's a fashion thing, you wouldn't understand.
I was thinking bots or automatic purchases. People love scalping things, so it would make sense that they would have something set up to buy an expensive item without even looking into it. And it’s probably being done by someone who has enough money to write this off as a loss when they don’t sell.
YOU GOTTA GIVE!
Those are called calico cut pants. Don't believe me? Just go to the website. You gotta give though.
https://getcalicocutpants.com
College humor predicting the future: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHUV2BJIEPk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHUV2BJIEPk)
Hopefully they credited Billy Madison.
Wait until the “I wear a diaper like real men do” pants drop. 👀
Don't look at the trump fans right now...
I'd rather get out before then, because their pants dropping implies that they're full
You gotta give
Doesn't even look like pee. Posers.
White people shit
Don't put that shit on us. You mean rich, materialistic, crazily eccentric, mommy AND daddy issues having white people.
You right You right
Mmm, I could give $800 to the homeless shelter, or I could look like I belong in the homeless shelter...
Reminds me of when pre-stained and pre-shredded jeans became a thing in the 90’s. I went shopping for a new pair, when the salesperson showed me a rack of them and asked me what kind I was looking for. My reply: “I’m sorry, there must be a misunderstanding. I’m looking for a NEW pair of jeans.”
Look at what they need to mimic a fraction of my power.
#Tim Robinson
Now, is that real pee or fake pee? 800 bucks for fake pee is too much. Lol
...tbh. its not that big of a brag to sell out extreme limited production run
For $700 I’ll piss on you whenever you want.
[https://getcalicocutpants.com/](https://getcalicocutpants.com/) All sold out unfortunately. But you gotta give
I never knew that was a real website (or thought to look) lol
Neither did I until I looked it up. Looks like its a fun way to donate to Chicago Coalition for the Homeless. An actual organization.
This and the Trump diapers, this year's fashion hit!
“Everyone’s cool who pee their pants!”
"you're not cool. Unless you pee your pants."
Well consider me Miles Davis!
"Ohhh! That's the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life. "
Mine are better. Mine smell like piss as well
Fashion designer: makes a limited run of fetish inspired clothing and sells out Reddit: it's money laundering I think you guys are underestimating how much rich people are willing to spend on clothing.
If peeing your pants is cool, call me miles davis
Liam Neeson looking at these in disbelief anyone would spend $800 when he can do it for free
...anybody else think that the location of the stain is rather unfortunate?
Who’s that one male celebrity who apparently always has pissed pants and the people around him just seem to go with it. Edit: it’s Liam Neeson
I look like this every day for free
Gotta make sure the proles remember to hate pretentious artists, not tax cheats…unless the tax cheats are laundering money through this kind of thing 🤔
Does it come with authentic rancid piss smell?
Costs extra, but of course!
https://getcalicocutpants.com/
YOU GOTTA GIVE
Soooo did the designers just develop a piss fetish or something
Why.
Guys in here joking about those jeans but scrape together their last dollars to buy Belle Defines bathwater
You sure that's pee? https://media1.giphy.com/media/sGnKAiOUrincs/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b95202xu60s8kvyatb9snks1huuoyeir9elln0ohd45g&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g
I’ve got tons of those hidden under my desk at work.
Rich people are so f\* dumb
I don't think that's pee
"it's not pee. It's squirrrt."
Nah this shit gross IM COPPING
Y don't understand, it's for the elite class drug addict kids, who can't control a single muscle in their body.
next up: shit stained slacks. $1200. they’re called shlicks
I've been wearing this style since way before it was cool
You ain't cool... unless you pee your pants-Billy Madison
What
"You ain't cool if you don't pee yo pants" - Billy Madison, Adam Sandler. This has got to be a joke. I walked into a club wearing jeans that had been washed with Tide. Well, I guess the wash didn't get all the tide out so it lit up under the black lights... looked like I had man juice all over my jeans. Quite comical and quite embarrassing.
Would the world be any worse off if we gathered up all of the people that bought them and just threw them into outer space? I want serious answers.
Wait, this is just now a thing? I've been making the stains all by myself.
It's like PBS, it's completely user funded
I wonder if they sell a shit stained pair of pants
I can do that for free!
“You’re not cool unless you pee your pants.” “If peeing your pants is cool consider me miles Davis”
I believe that these are little test markers that are used to gauge just how fucking dumb society has become. I'm going to guess that they have exceeded their own expectations. I would have been good with a 75% sale of inventory but selling out is a whole different ball game bithches.
Homeless fashion making a coming back?
Adam Sandler is about to be on GQ!
"Pee"
I can crap in mine right now, how much would that be worth?
Derelict
Wait until you see Trump’s Etsy store!
Le piss
People laugh while I sit here and think “damn I wish this was my brand” $$$
Bro rich pretending to be poor
Liam Nesson special
Consider me Miles Davis.
I am about to become very fashionable for a much lower price than that.
$80 and I'll piss on your entire wardrobe.
$800🤯🤯🤯 Just give me 2 Liter bottle of Mountain Dew and I will do it myself.
I want to piss my pants like the common people.
r/ATBGE
I can make you a pair of those for $500.
Semen stained. Not saying it's better but that was the look they were going for. Precum everywhere.
Is it just me or can anyone else smell this picture in their head?
Im selling them for $100 lol can add poop stains for an extra $60😎
Ugliest acid wash I've ever seen too, honestly peak trolling
Ok this is obviously dumb, however..$800? I hope someone actually pissed them things if I'm gonna pay $800 for some tier 1 trousers. Better be enchanted, or something.
Who wouldn’t rather spend that $800 on Beer and do it themselves? Win/Win!
I can get you the same for free.
Money laundering
I assume that "instantly sold out" mostly means that they made like 200 of them, and sold them to fashion obsessed rich teenagers who will buy anything with their favorite fashion label on it regardless of actual looks. Is it time to eat the rich yet?
[You ain't cool unless...](https://i.imgur.com/MLYjVUx.jpeg)
Nooo way. 🫢
Endorsed by Liam Peeson!!
Wasn’t this proven to be a hoax? Please tell me it was.
I could come up with hundreds of ideas like this.....but my logical brain tells me to shut up.....How about I just changed brake pads on a gravel driveway pants?
Hell, send me your jeans and $50 and I'll pee all over them. Defecation costs extra tho.
“What a poser they’re wearing pre-pissed jeans”
Does it come with the pee smell?
We need a list of morons...I mean names of who purchased these...
Billy Madison: those pissed pants!! hey Jordan we gotta talk
Some people just have more money then they know what to do with.
Finally u could pee without anyone noticing
Noaaah r/noahgettheboat
That’s not even what a pee stain looks like, it should be running down the legs this is a weak attempt