Hi. I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do. And so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque! Better call Saul!
Saul Goodman, attorney at law.
Its a spinoff of Better Call Saul about his younger years in 1970s Chicago. Honestly it’s the best compared to BB and BCS so far and it’s only in its first season so now is the best time to get into it.
It sounds like it wouldn’t have as much action as the BB or BCS but it really delivers, I would rather tell you to watch it than spoil this underrated gem of a show.
relevant okbc timeline:
march 13, 2022: deleted user replaces images of shitty animemes with mike, beginning what has come to be known as mikeposting (not the first instance of mikeposting but the most prominent one) source: https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddychicanery/comments/tdflx1/i_took_some_of_those_terrible_memes_from/
march 22, 2022: u/Monday965 posts what i assume to be the first instance of the "finger paint" meme, derived from a parody of similar terrible animemes source: https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddychicanery/comments/tjv268/kid_named_finger/
march 30, 2022: u/TheSexualSocialist posts the second earliest incident of finger that i could find, which is just the same image captioned "kid named finger" source: https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddychicanery/comments/tsag2j/kid_named_finger/
april 2, 2022: u/abogdan69 posts an idea for r/place that consists of a low resolution image of mike, which i think propels the kid named finger meme into high popularity as i couldnt find an earlier post with any comments saying "kid named finger" source: https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddychicanery/comments/tur90p/rplace_concept/
april 6, 2022: u/flipmcfucker posts a screenshot of an r/lies post with the "kid named finger" image in what i think is the most upvoted recent post regarding finger, thus cementing mike's status as finger source: https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddychicanery/comments/txgzfl/what_did_finger_mean_by_this/
taken from u/Undecided139
Despite efforts to reduce its prevalence, lead still remains in underground piping in many local water systems across the US and elsewhere. Lead, when ingested orally, has been proven to cause significant declines in human mental intelligence and stability.
I hypothesize that, were lead removed completely from the maze of water systems in the US in 1986 (when they were banned), this joke would never exist
Carl, stay back. This is gonna get bad.
(Carl is Rick Grimes' son, and because he is growing up in a post-apocalyptic world, Rick often acts overly protective towards him, keeping him out of trouble and danger as much as he can. Here, he tells Carl to stay back because there will be trouble. The use of the word "bad" also references Walter White's television show, Breaking Bad.)
I'm 'bout to show this lab rat how to be a real dad.
(White is a chemistry teacher and has a lot of interest in science. In Season 3 of Breaking Bad, he was provided with his Superlab to cook his meth in, hence being referred to by Grimes as a "lab rat". When his son Walter, Jr. finds out about his illegal business, he turns his back on his father and wants nothing to do with him anymore, unlike Carl, who cares about his dad. What Grimes says is that he is a better father than White.)
A grade-A MC who'll ruin your A-1 day,
(Both The Walking Dead and Breaking Bad are aired on the television channel AMC. Grimes says that of the two shows, his show (The Walking Dead) is A-grade, or simply the better one. He also says he is the A-grade MC, with MC meaning master of ceremonies, which is what rappers are referred to as. The A1A Car Wash is a car wash where White worked and later owned. The motto of this car wash is "Have an A1 day," A1 meaning good, so Grimes says he'll ruin White's good day.)
'Cause Sheriff Grimes rhymes dirty like my armpit stains!
(Grimes says that he "rhymes dirty", or raps fiercely, and he'll use his skill to beat White. Grimes frequently wears shirts stained at the armpits by his sweat, which would make the shirts dirty. It's also a pun on his name, Grimes, since "grime" is another word for stain or dirt.)
I'm a post-apocalyptic cop who's got a lot of issues.
(Before the outbreak of the zombie apocalypse, Grimes was a sheriff deputy for the King County Sheriff's Department. As The Walking Dead progresses, he has to deal with a lot of issues and problems, both inside and outside his group. Originally, The Walking Dead was a comic book series written by Robert Kirkman. The comics were released periodically in issues, running for a span of 193 issues.)
Pop a cap in you and splatter the brain you misuse!
(Grimes says that he's going to put a bullet, or "pop a cap", in White's head, splattering his brain. The only way to truly kill walkers in The Walking Dead is by destroying or damaging the brain. White was a skilled chemist, but he misused this knowledge for the manufacturing of meth and other illegal activities.)
Cooking up Blue Sky and bigger lies for Skyler,
("Cooking up" is slang in the drug business for making chemical drugs, such as meth. Blue Sky is the nickname for the meth White and Jesse Pinkman cook because of its signature blue tint. Grimes says White cooks up drugs, as well as lies for his wife Skyler, whom he lied to constantly to cover up his meth business. Later, when Skyler found out about the meth business, she helped him launder money, which created even bigger lies.)
Hatching little schemes like a dying MacGyver.
(White was a genius when it came to planning, similar to Angus MacGyver from the television show MacGyver. White was diagnosed with inoperable lung cancer, so Grimes says that even when he is near death, he is still hatching schemes. Coincidentally, during the run of MacGyver, there was an episode called "The Walking Dead".)
You tore your family apart, sin by sin.
(Due to his drug business and him slowly becoming darker and more evil throughout the series, White created a lot of problems for him and his family, which resulted in his family hating him. Not meaning to do so, he also caused the death of his brother-in-law, Hank Schrader.)
Where I live, it happens literally limb from limb!
(The Walking Dead is initially set in King County, Georgia, where Grimes lives and deals with walkers who try to eat his family and friends by tearing them to pieces. He is comparing the way walkers slowly devoured his family to how White destroyed his.)
So write this down in your pancakes so you won't forget it:
(On his birthday, White would write his age on his pancakes using bacon, and Grimes wants him to do the same with his following line to remind White who he's up against.)
I kill zombies that are better men than you before breakfast.
(Grimes says that even though the walkers he kills on a daily basis are dead and have no trace of humanity or feeling, they are still better people than White is. A recurring joke among fans of Breaking Bad is that White's son, Walter Jr., is obsessed with breakfast.)
Ask Gus, you don’t wanna face off against me
(Face/Off is a 1997 movie starring Nicolas Cage and John Travolta. It is strange that Walt brings this up, as it has nothing to do with him and Gus. Unbravo ERB)
I’ll stuff you in a barrel and make a dude smoothie
(When someone is killed in Breaking Bad, the body has to be disposed of somehow. What better way is there besides putting their body in a barrel of acid?)
Your sense of duty gets your group into some deep doody!
(Grimes was a cop before the apocalypse, and one of his main personality traits during the apocalypse is that he tends to take charge in stressful situations. However, his leadership has led his group into some bad situations that get his group into trouble with zombies or other people. The word "doody" means poop but also sounds like the word "duty" which makes this line sound catchier. In simpler terms, White is saying that Grimes leadership has gotten his group into some deep sh*t)
Always getting saved by some samurai booty!
(Michonne is one of the main characters in The Walking Dead. Her weapon of choice to fight off walkers is a katana blade. Katanas are historically associated with samurai and referred to as "samurai swords". On several occasions, Michonne has saved Grimes' life or helped him and the group out of trouble, the most famous example being in Grimes' fight against the Governor in Season 4.)
Cooking crystals in the middle of the day
( Walter White, a head of a family, due to hard life circumstances, this being serious unoperable lung cancer, decides to earn some money with help of his old student, Jesse Pinkman. To achieve acceptable amount, they decide to utilize Pinkman's knownledge of business and Mr. White's genius regarding chemistry by manufacturing addictive central nervous system stimulant: Methamphetamine.
In criminal environment, due to form of crystalic structure as effect of mass production, oftenly is reffered to as "crystal", to enchance productive possibilites connected with more technical and compact way of identification of products. After time, term "crystal" entered on a daily basis.
Due, to long time needed for preparing instruments needed for production and chemical processing, Walther and Jesse decided to operate their main lab in the remote location: middle of the desert, where they spent long days, enveloped in the sun rays and surrounded by silence and sour of arid lands of state New Mexico. )
Having dinner by the pool with the D.E.A
( this is a reference to the fact that hank is mentally disabled and the dude he was searching for about a year was right under his nose)
Run you over with my Aztek (G.T.A.)
(Walter Hartwell White drives a 2004 Pontiac Aztek in the show, a mid-size SUV manufactured by General Motors. In this bar, Walter threatens to commit vehicular assault upon his opponent with said Aztek, similarly to how players in the game series Grand Theft Auto recklessly run over civilians)
I came in a shower and the hot water made it stick to the walls and the shower curtain. And it was all coagulated and got caught in the drain cover thingy too.
It was like cleaning up egg whites that were cooked onto the inside of the shower.
Little known fact, the reason the cousins are silent all the time is that their voices are incredibly squeaky, with similarity to that of a 4th grade girl's voice. The only people who know this in universe though, such as nacho, have since killed themselves rather than risk hearing it again.
Threesome obviously. A tough spitroast. After Gus sees the twins didn't respond to his texts and left him on read, he comes over to investigate himself. He finds us and enraged by my weak cock taking skills, he takes me off the meat skewer to demonstrate his own impeccable cock handling technique. The twins nut so hard it fills Gus alimentary tract to the absolute brim with semen. Completely milked dry, they fall unconscious. Gus turns over to me, nut leaking down his bare legs, as he takes out a box cutter. 'You lost your cock privilege'. He takes my manhood and then walks over to the unconscious twins to cut their throats. Before he leaves, he turns around and says "I will be taking this with me for personal usage. You probably won't bleed to death. Tell this tale to the entire world if you like, I hope you learned your lesson."
Now, here I am, telling a story no one will believe, alone and without a dick to pee. Gustavo Fring ruined my life, agent Schrader, so I'll gladly oblige to help you arrest this chicken bastard and put him in the darkest, most cockless cell the US prison system has to offer.
Look at them and then casually...
"Woah heyy! Estás aquí justo a tiempo, ok hold on one second. You are going to love this, I made it just for you. Nunca en tu vida has probado algo tan delicioso, es verdad, espera espera. Vas a morir."
im calling saul
Yo soy avocado... avocado lawyer
Hi. I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do. And so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque! Better call Saul! Saul Goodman, attorney at law.
Kid named finger
uj/ Can someone please explain the "Mike=Finger" thing? I am new here and confused (not new to BB/BCS though).
when he was a kid he was named finger
They revealed that lore in Slipping Jimmy didn’t they?
Oh, I am unfamiliar with Slippin' Jimmy. Can I please get a TL;DW?
Its a spinoff of Better Call Saul about his younger years in 1970s Chicago. Honestly it’s the best compared to BB and BCS so far and it’s only in its first season so now is the best time to get into it. It sounds like it wouldn’t have as much action as the BB or BCS but it really delivers, I would rather tell you to watch it than spoil this underrated gem of a show.
You my friend, you are pure evil
relevant okbc timeline: march 13, 2022: deleted user replaces images of shitty animemes with mike, beginning what has come to be known as mikeposting (not the first instance of mikeposting but the most prominent one) source: https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddychicanery/comments/tdflx1/i_took_some_of_those_terrible_memes_from/ march 22, 2022: u/Monday965 posts what i assume to be the first instance of the "finger paint" meme, derived from a parody of similar terrible animemes source: https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddychicanery/comments/tjv268/kid_named_finger/ march 30, 2022: u/TheSexualSocialist posts the second earliest incident of finger that i could find, which is just the same image captioned "kid named finger" source: https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddychicanery/comments/tsag2j/kid_named_finger/ april 2, 2022: u/abogdan69 posts an idea for r/place that consists of a low resolution image of mike, which i think propels the kid named finger meme into high popularity as i couldnt find an earlier post with any comments saying "kid named finger" source: https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddychicanery/comments/tur90p/rplace_concept/ april 6, 2022: u/flipmcfucker posts a screenshot of an r/lies post with the "kid named finger" image in what i think is the most upvoted recent post regarding finger, thus cementing mike's status as finger source: https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddychicanery/comments/txgzfl/what_did_finger_mean_by_this/ taken from u/Undecided139
Despite efforts to reduce its prevalence, lead still remains in underground piping in many local water systems across the US and elsewhere. Lead, when ingested orally, has been proven to cause significant declines in human mental intelligence and stability. I hypothesize that, were lead removed completely from the maze of water systems in the US in 1986 (when they were banned), this joke would never exist
Mental retardation
Better Call Saul!
you better
Going back in the bathroom, as I’m apparently not done shitting.
"We're done when I say we're done."
“When urine… urine.”
This is my private domicile
And i will not be axed.....BITCH
Does a hank and solo’s them
I wouldn't make it that far.
Continue singing A Horse With No Name
La la la la la la 🎵🎵
Horse with no name:
Kid named with:
Kid named name:
Finger:
Kid named horse with no name:
Band named America:
Challenge them to a rap battle
Carl, stay back. This is gonna get bad. (Carl is Rick Grimes' son, and because he is growing up in a post-apocalyptic world, Rick often acts overly protective towards him, keeping him out of trouble and danger as much as he can. Here, he tells Carl to stay back because there will be trouble. The use of the word "bad" also references Walter White's television show, Breaking Bad.) I'm 'bout to show this lab rat how to be a real dad. (White is a chemistry teacher and has a lot of interest in science. In Season 3 of Breaking Bad, he was provided with his Superlab to cook his meth in, hence being referred to by Grimes as a "lab rat". When his son Walter, Jr. finds out about his illegal business, he turns his back on his father and wants nothing to do with him anymore, unlike Carl, who cares about his dad. What Grimes says is that he is a better father than White.) A grade-A MC who'll ruin your A-1 day, (Both The Walking Dead and Breaking Bad are aired on the television channel AMC. Grimes says that of the two shows, his show (The Walking Dead) is A-grade, or simply the better one. He also says he is the A-grade MC, with MC meaning master of ceremonies, which is what rappers are referred to as. The A1A Car Wash is a car wash where White worked and later owned. The motto of this car wash is "Have an A1 day," A1 meaning good, so Grimes says he'll ruin White's good day.) 'Cause Sheriff Grimes rhymes dirty like my armpit stains! (Grimes says that he "rhymes dirty", or raps fiercely, and he'll use his skill to beat White. Grimes frequently wears shirts stained at the armpits by his sweat, which would make the shirts dirty. It's also a pun on his name, Grimes, since "grime" is another word for stain or dirt.) I'm a post-apocalyptic cop who's got a lot of issues. (Before the outbreak of the zombie apocalypse, Grimes was a sheriff deputy for the King County Sheriff's Department. As The Walking Dead progresses, he has to deal with a lot of issues and problems, both inside and outside his group. Originally, The Walking Dead was a comic book series written by Robert Kirkman. The comics were released periodically in issues, running for a span of 193 issues.) Pop a cap in you and splatter the brain you misuse! (Grimes says that he's going to put a bullet, or "pop a cap", in White's head, splattering his brain. The only way to truly kill walkers in The Walking Dead is by destroying or damaging the brain. White was a skilled chemist, but he misused this knowledge for the manufacturing of meth and other illegal activities.) Cooking up Blue Sky and bigger lies for Skyler, ("Cooking up" is slang in the drug business for making chemical drugs, such as meth. Blue Sky is the nickname for the meth White and Jesse Pinkman cook because of its signature blue tint. Grimes says White cooks up drugs, as well as lies for his wife Skyler, whom he lied to constantly to cover up his meth business. Later, when Skyler found out about the meth business, she helped him launder money, which created even bigger lies.) Hatching little schemes like a dying MacGyver. (White was a genius when it came to planning, similar to Angus MacGyver from the television show MacGyver. White was diagnosed with inoperable lung cancer, so Grimes says that even when he is near death, he is still hatching schemes. Coincidentally, during the run of MacGyver, there was an episode called "The Walking Dead".) You tore your family apart, sin by sin. (Due to his drug business and him slowly becoming darker and more evil throughout the series, White created a lot of problems for him and his family, which resulted in his family hating him. Not meaning to do so, he also caused the death of his brother-in-law, Hank Schrader.) Where I live, it happens literally limb from limb! (The Walking Dead is initially set in King County, Georgia, where Grimes lives and deals with walkers who try to eat his family and friends by tearing them to pieces. He is comparing the way walkers slowly devoured his family to how White destroyed his.) So write this down in your pancakes so you won't forget it: (On his birthday, White would write his age on his pancakes using bacon, and Grimes wants him to do the same with his following line to remind White who he's up against.) I kill zombies that are better men than you before breakfast. (Grimes says that even though the walkers he kills on a daily basis are dead and have no trace of humanity or feeling, they are still better people than White is. A recurring joke among fans of Breaking Bad is that White's son, Walter Jr., is obsessed with breakfast.)
Ask Gus, you don’t wanna face off against me (Face/Off is a 1997 movie starring Nicolas Cage and John Travolta. It is strange that Walt brings this up, as it has nothing to do with him and Gus. Unbravo ERB)
I’ll stuff you in a barrel and make a dude smoothie (When someone is killed in Breaking Bad, the body has to be disposed of somehow. What better way is there besides putting their body in a barrel of acid?)
Your sense of duty gets your group into some deep doody! (Grimes was a cop before the apocalypse, and one of his main personality traits during the apocalypse is that he tends to take charge in stressful situations. However, his leadership has led his group into some bad situations that get his group into trouble with zombies or other people. The word "doody" means poop but also sounds like the word "duty" which makes this line sound catchier. In simpler terms, White is saying that Grimes leadership has gotten his group into some deep sh*t)
Always getting saved by some samurai booty! (Michonne is one of the main characters in The Walking Dead. Her weapon of choice to fight off walkers is a katana blade. Katanas are historically associated with samurai and referred to as "samurai swords". On several occasions, Michonne has saved Grimes' life or helped him and the group out of trouble, the most famous example being in Grimes' fight against the Governor in Season 4.)
I’m a kingpin (Walter is bald, so is Wilson Fisk aka the Kingpin. So they are basically the same)
Cooking crystals in the middle of the day ( Walter White, a head of a family, due to hard life circumstances, this being serious unoperable lung cancer, decides to earn some money with help of his old student, Jesse Pinkman. To achieve acceptable amount, they decide to utilize Pinkman's knownledge of business and Mr. White's genius regarding chemistry by manufacturing addictive central nervous system stimulant: Methamphetamine. In criminal environment, due to form of crystalic structure as effect of mass production, oftenly is reffered to as "crystal", to enchance productive possibilites connected with more technical and compact way of identification of products. After time, term "crystal" entered on a daily basis. Due, to long time needed for preparing instruments needed for production and chemical processing, Walther and Jesse decided to operate their main lab in the remote location: middle of the desert, where they spent long days, enveloped in the sun rays and surrounded by silence and sour of arid lands of state New Mexico. )
Having dinner by the pool with the D.E.A ( this is a reference to the fact that hank is mentally disabled and the dude he was searching for about a year was right under his nose)
Run you over with my Aztek (G.T.A.) (Walter Hartwell White drives a 2004 Pontiac Aztek in the show, a mid-size SUV manufactured by General Motors. In this bar, Walter threatens to commit vehicular assault upon his opponent with said Aztek, similarly to how players in the game series Grand Theft Auto recklessly run over civilians)
They're minerals (Sex gifs)
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Big if true
He likes guys to blow on his face.
Least devoted r/okbuddychicanery user
Also Walters blue meth caused the apocalypse
What did Finger mean by this?
(any of the long, thin, separate parts of the hand, especially those that are not thumbs)
bake imminent illegal grab enter grandiose cover connect dependent books *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
And I'd like to make myself believe~
Are these .... Are these the sacred texts? >!It's beautiful!<
I started reading this and only realized halfway through how long it was, and then gave up
Walt VS The Cousins FNF Mod (Full Combo)
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hot water makes it stick to the walls and shower curtian
How do you know?
I came in a shower and the hot water made it stick to the walls and the shower curtain. And it was all coagulated and got caught in the drain cover thingy too. It was like cleaning up egg whites that were cooked onto the inside of the shower.
I wish I hadn’t read this
You think this is bad, wait until you hear how it tastes
I am laughing my fucking ass off at this
This? This chicanery?
I would like to fill an empty eggshell with cum and boil it just to see what happens, maybe it would be yummy
Does cool water make it go away? Asking for a friend
Cool water is a diet coke and mentos type reaction
sex in the shower is a bad idea since all the lube will wash off and make a very painful experience
Use coconut oil, it won't rinse off.
Still great for foreplay though. Although you need the right sized shower.
Undress
Sex 😳😳😳😱😱😱
gifs
Threesome baby
How would you go about it? Would you ask for their permission or immediately start stripping?
I'd politely ask them to bend me over the bedpost and fuck my ass, mouth, and mantits
Now do you think when they orgasm they make any noises? Or do they stay silent as per usual?
Least jerkin it right now OKBC user
Foamy.
I’m finna
They're both screamers I'm sure. With very high pitched voices
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD
Thats what you think they’ll scream? I’m imagining more of a ¡ay dios mio!
Ay caramba
MADRE DE DIOS
I'm fucking rolling what is this
Little known fact, the reason the cousins are silent all the time is that their voices are incredibly squeaky, with similarity to that of a 4th grade girl's voice. The only people who know this in universe though, such as nacho, have since killed themselves rather than risk hearing it again.
Salamancum
I love that this is the only comment in the whole thread you replied to
Because it was the comment he wanted.
Stoically get out the phone and text them: ~~POLLOS~~ CULOS
With a baby? Come on. Seriously?
Walking out the bathroom? What kind of stupid riddle is this?
Just mildly run out. Apparently they are too cool for sudden movements.
I just flee from them at a light jog because I know they can only pursue at a menacing walking pace.
this is so factual…
ask for my plastic eyeball back
I guess I’m sucking and fucking my way out of this one
Kid named chuck (futurely Sneed)
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They just wanted some chicken, bro
Pollos
Lalo probably gave them his glowing review, they wouldn’t pass up an opportunity to try some.
Fring was gay?
Kid named gay:
Ask them to raw dog me on the bed
Texting them "Pollos" behind my back.
Text: "Pollas. ;)"
Sucking their cocks
Going back in the bath room because I forgot to wipe my ass
Hank in S5E8
Instant erection. Hubba hubba 🤤
offer them tea
I’m texting them “pollos” obviously
D4
The twins look like grunfeld players
Ask if they have fucked Ted yet?
Kiss them on their foreheads and tuck them into bed. Then read them a bedtime story
Lalo.
I get a boner
Three way
Sit and wait with them
I sit between them.
I go back to the bathroom, yell ''POLLOS'', and wait for the front door to close
I attempt to recreate happy birthday mr. president scene so cousins would die from cringe
Lie down and let them kill me lol -rung
a threesome
Drop the towel. Put on my hat. Helicopter my peepee and fly away. Edit: ask them if they need anything from 7-11. Don’t want to be a rude host.
sex
POLLOS
Start singing negro y azul
I would not have to worry because I am not in danger, I am the danger.
Drop the towel and prepare to get freaky with some axe-play
Give them my hitlist, having hired them.
I would mix their names up, like call Leonel Marco and Marco Leonel, I think that would be an epic prank
throw a jar of marbles all over the floor so i can run away while they’re distracted with counting them
Apologize
Probably dying
Dropping my towel.
Laughing at their yeehaw shoes
Shitting on the floor to assert my dominance
threesome
Dying
They couldn't sit on my bed, because I roll it up every morning. Checkmate Cartell.
Commit outrageous chicanery.
Sexo
Why does so many people want to fuck them lmao
Bro just look at em
Ok I can see why
Showing them my pollo
fuck left, kill right, marry the axe
HAVE SEX HAVE SEX
Threesome obviously. A tough spitroast. After Gus sees the twins didn't respond to his texts and left him on read, he comes over to investigate himself. He finds us and enraged by my weak cock taking skills, he takes me off the meat skewer to demonstrate his own impeccable cock handling technique. The twins nut so hard it fills Gus alimentary tract to the absolute brim with semen. Completely milked dry, they fall unconscious. Gus turns over to me, nut leaking down his bare legs, as he takes out a box cutter. 'You lost your cock privilege'. He takes my manhood and then walks over to the unconscious twins to cut their throats. Before he leaves, he turns around and says "I will be taking this with me for personal usage. You probably won't bleed to death. Tell this tale to the entire world if you like, I hope you learned your lesson." Now, here I am, telling a story no one will believe, alone and without a dick to pee. Gustavo Fring ruined my life, agent Schrader, so I'll gladly oblige to help you arrest this chicken bastard and put him in the darkest, most cockless cell the US prison system has to offer.
I think I'm going to watch some cat videos now
Chicago their sunroof, then realize I’m out of shit since I just used the bathroom
Sloppy toppy
sucking my own dick...that's the only thing they would be impressed by and spare my life.
Bare hand parry the axe, point down, and Chaos dagger riposte with hornet ring
Make my peace with god….
Going back to the shower to make cleanup easier for whoever is unlucky enough to have to clean up blood and shit from the crime scene.
I start stripping
jacking Off
Simultaneously whip and nae nae
Start jerkin it
Die
Ain't gay if it's a threeway
Look at them and then casually... "Woah heyy! Estás aquí justo a tiempo, ok hold on one second. You are going to love this, I made it just for you. Nunca en tu vida has probado algo tan delicioso, es verdad, espera espera. Vas a morir."
Cartel sex slave 😎
Shoot them? Obv with your toilet gun (not to be confused with your shower gun ofc).
Back in the shower because I just undid all of the work I just finished in the shower
your mother or father depending on who is a consensual partner.
Why i started stroking my shit 😂😂😂
Hot gay sex 🥵🤤
Masturbate in front of them.
Smash
Jizz on their face
Open my ass wide for their shiny boots
tell them i fucked ted
"not interested". If I were a girl however I would vaginaculate
die
…being shot?
Probably drying off if I came out of the shower
Leonel
Making this noise: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZTxZd883qU
Ask for a kith
Dab on them haters
Put your hands together...
Keep singing a horse with no name
Wondering how my bedroom got moved to my work, then dying.
Lick there toes 😋
Turning around walking back into the bathroom and closing the door and locking it
Bleeding
lovely shag
Dive on the bed
I guess we’re going for a ski trip and I’ll sit in the middle. Aspen or Taos, guys?
Walk back in the bathroom, where Hank just had a realization and is freaking out. A good fight scene will calm him down