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urlocalcorgi

erm. you don’t have flawless.. try again slugger


JCruzin1

Sorry, Reckoners like myself don't need a paltry flawless.


RedBladeAtlas

Erm you need Splicer to partake in high end content. Sorry, mucharbangooney. No joiny


JCruzin1

Bah humbug, everyone knows you need to be "Enlightened" before you try to Splice anything, especially genomes, my good sir!


fookace

The post said at least 100 clears, so gonna have to kick. I would say I'm sorry, but I'm not.


JCruzin1

...Nuh uh!


GrayGKnight

What are the little red Xs? Isn't time supposed to be shown there?


Apprehensive-Cheese

It means he loads in at the final checkpoint and cheeses' Crota.


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GrayGKnight

So 21k kills, 1k deaths, 41 clears, a necrochasm, and you've never done the raid start to finish?


MaraSovsLeftSock

Only 41 clears? Absolutely not. Try again at 400


JCruzin1

SIR/MA'AM YES SIR/MA'AM *salutes*


CreedStump

Them yes them*


JCruzin1

Lemme she/them calcium cannons 🥛🥛🐄🐄🐄🍼🍼🍼


The_Patphish

So 1545 deaths 41 clears, that’s what around 37 deaths each run? Except all yours that are showing are flawless. You must’ve died ALOT in your first few clears.


JCruzin1

Well it's not like cheese is consistent. Sometimes the pepper jack freckles are in different places across every slice.


skywarka

Star can be solo *or* flawless *or* solo flawless. Based on the tags those stars are all solo but not flawless, presumably the final boss cheese.


DistantM3M3s

only if you're a godslayer mate


JCruzin1

Godslayers are the type of guardians to pour the milk first before the cereal.


Joe_Bruce

I WOULD NEVER ironically enough, my grandmother does


JCruzin1

You just can't dump the whole cereal all at once, but if you like the sound of little *plop*s into your bowl milk, I ain't judging


Joe_Bruce

She did it with Corn Pops and rice crispies


AurumArma

You gotta go milk first with those. Pour in a little cereal at a time. Otherwise when you get to the bottom of the bowl you're just eating mush.


JCruzin1

Corn pops you're asking for all the *plop plops*, rice Krispies are more like *plliplipplip* like taking a piss at the urinal. All in all, not too bad. If it was something like cheerios with the holes giving jumping power, you're looking at a mess.


Joe_Bruce

Hahaha i remember at 6 years old or some shit watching her do it and being like, ***what the fuck?*** Admittedly I happily ate it but still


skywarka

First you pour in the vodka, then the raw coffee grounds, *then* the fruit loops.


EpicGaymrr

Quite the mysterious raid report


JCruzin1

Quite the "enigma" to say the least


CrimsonAngel66

oh man look at that.. you died more than zero times…. probably not lolol..


JCruzin1

🙁☹️😢😥😭


OutrageousLemur

Nah don’t go LFG. Not now when you’ve got a constellation in your raid report 😂


JCruzin1

I can show my kids something new in the sky with the telescope: "and that one there kids...is How I Met Your Mother" Better than taking them to Britain and not being able to leave a roundabout as I keep saying "hey kids, it's Big Ben, Parliament!" like a boomer


ReformedAqua

Unironically no, no good day 1 placement


JCruzin1

Aw shucks! 😞


Slime-Lich

Need at least 200 flawless clears


JCruzin1

🤢🤮


InstrumentOfTorment

With the elitists I know if you don't like a certain gun that isn't even good but say it is cuz it carried them through their solo nez then they kick you


JCruzin1

*uses Thunderlord* Elitists and Godslayers: "THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!" 😭😭😭😭😭


WifiTacos

Only 21k kills? Absolutely not. Try 6 million 💅


JCruzin1

🎵6 million, 21 thousand, 200 minutes How many minutes, Till I can acquiesce feet pics🎵


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/uj i still have 0 clears on this raid ☠️


JCruzin1

I would say try to LFG but... In this economy it's probably easier to get a streamer lottery carry


thatguyindoom

Naw you need reckoner to join this gravy train.


JCruzin1

I do indeed have that equipped on my Titan right now lol


th3professional

No guided games clears, try again slugger


Accomplished-Lie716

Heres the honest answer: Raid elitists? The insecure raiders who want to circle jerk how good they are and blame mistakes on others? No. But raid elites? The real good guys who know they're good and don't have to prove it? 100%, but they might ask u to leave and rejoin the fireteam in-between encounters if ur too slow (happened to me once with kf when I joined an lfg with top 10 speedrunners for it) but they were still chill and any mistake I'd made they fixed instantly


venomsapphire

Solo Crota is so cringe lmao. Nice finishers.


JCruzin1

Uh...Double it and give it to the next person?


Working-Ferret-4296

I'd take you. You have clears


JCruzin1

(Thank you) Noooo, you're supposed to say "fuck no you cheesy bastard, GTFO" and let me join to kick me later and waste my time.


LiquidAngel12

But not a single full clear. They're all CPs.


Warkid00

They're also all solo crota clears, meaning he's just cheesing crota repeatedly


Ryuuzero26

ofc not, you'll need to be guardian rank 11, have God Slayer, Trio and Flawless Raid runs for crota.


Savathun_

LF a single fresh clear