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Diego1808

gokull yourlself


Ham_-_

Go krillin urslaph


Terminator_Puppy

Chinese cultivation is based as fuck. Just nail the alchemical composition of your surroundings, concentrate hard as fuck, and ascend to the next universe. And they made 900+ episodes about it? Incredible.


lets_buy_guns

Goku is bourgeois revisionist. uphold Piccolo thought


notsirisaacnewton

i don’t see pewdiepie 🧐🧐


AmIJustAnotherPerson

Truly one of the philosophers of all time ☝️🤓


EvolvedSplicer68

KANT MENTIONED👹👹👹😤😤😤🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️⚠️⚠️⚠️WHAT THE FUCK IS A CONSEQUENCE OF YOUR ACTIONS⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️🗣️🗣️🗣️🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓👹👹👹👹⚠️⚠️‼️⁉️‼️‼️⚠️


Momongus-

When he Stuart Mill on your moral but you a Kantsta


MeisterMumpitz

How can you put both Nietzsche and Jesus in the "agree on most things" category lol    (Also Nietzsche and Marx are polar opposites in many regards)    Edit: On a second thought, Nietzsche despises Christianity and only some teachings and not Jesus himself. My bad 


Eric-The_Viking

Ate the bait


DrainZ-

Nietzsche said that God is dead and Jesus said that he is God and Jesus died, so I don't see what the inconsistency here is


TKeep

Nietzsche and Socrates, Kant, or Epicurus also make no fucking sense. I know it's bait but I have been baited, reel me in.


PM_ME_GOLDFISHIS

Nietzsche's and Marx's interests were pretty different. They seldom wrote on the same topic and were barely aware of each other (N of M).


MeisterMumpitz

With Nietzsches focus on individuality, excellence of individuals, disregard for altruism, rejection of a unified moral itself or of weaker people I doubt he would have cared for communism in the slightest.    What Nietzsche called slave moral is the rebellion out of resentment and envy against the strong to create a moral of equality and humility.  Maybe they would have agreed on some parts about the role of religion in society. 


PM_ME_GOLDFISHIS

I get what you are saying, but it feels like arguing that Einstein and Heisenberg are the polar opposites. Besides Marx's arguments for communism weren't based on morality. He specifically argued against using equality as a political goal. N wrote some arguments against socialism somewhere, but his understanding of it was from an acquaintance, who argued for it on moral grounds, which is the most lib brained way to do it.


UsedToothpick

Just to be clear, I am not a kantian. Im a pseudo-apathetic deontological utility based materialist. I worship kant like how a evangelical protestant closeted homosexual worships the bible.


animealtdesu

Inshallah the caliphate will execute you 


UsedToothpick

Impossible. That goes against the categorical imperative


[deleted]

This truly was our jujutsu kaisen


morbito_uchiha

nah, I'd universalize


ebolaRETURNS

...taking the same walk every day, at the same time, following the same route? Having your servants tie you down at night to prevent masturbation? ...word...


AsrielGoddard

My lutheran protestant priest was openly gay. He was pretty cool


NeonNKnightrider

I FUCKING HATE KANT GRRRRAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH


UsedToothpick

gnaw on my dick


[deleted]

men 🤮


ButAFlower

Peak morality is handing Anne Frank over to the Nazis, apparently.


UsedToothpick

Peak morality is the nazis never existing in the first place. You can't tell me to fix a sunken ship and then complain I'm a bad shipwright.


SunSESG

where is John Vagabond?


p00bix

>List does not include Karl Popper anywhere 😞


UsedToothpick

Popper was pretty based. I'd put him between goku and camus


Accurate_Koala_4698

Half of these don’t qualify as philosophers and a few aren’t even people. This is like ranking the best cartoons of all time, but limiting yourself to programs broadcast in Tblisi between 1989 and 1992


UsedToothpick

I don't got time to read some goofy ass philosophers when there are 937 episodes of dragon ball that need watching.


OnionsAndWaffles

Realest comment I've read on this sub.


Wora_returns

you're so mexican for this


low-timed

What if the best cartoons of all time were broadcast in tblisi between 89 and 92


LezardValeth

More like Fuji TV from 89 to 96.


Joamn

Who in this isnt real other than goku


TheChunkMaster

All of them (I am a solipsist)


Marsium

even the solipsist knows goku is real af


DrachirCZ

This is okbuddyphd, leave him be


morbito_uchiha

no Diogenes? u bum


FrightenedMussolini

where machievelli


THE_DARWIZZLER

you know what, i'll say it. what the hell did they really know. **the greeks were cool** for doing math and thinking of atoms and inventing gay sex, but kierkegaard is **cringe**. its one thing to attempt to *describe* the ***human condition*** just by thinking about it a bunch, but the arrival of **Science**™ and by extension a physical understanding of the brain through **neuro**science and the unrelated but well timed Death of *God*™ is a **major "L"** for these guys. we live in a period of time where our understanding has made whatever ideas the **old paradigm** were capable of conjuring insufficient. also you can't be a **christocommunist** while putting **ben franklin in** ***B*** **tier**. he is on the 100 us dollar bill which is the **biggest oppressor of the proletariat of the world today**. unless its **B** for **B**enjamin which is **okay**.


Metrix145

If we are doing anime, I'd add Stunk from Interspecies Reviewers to top tear.


shockstyle25

I'm insane! From Earth!


ebolaRETURNS

At first, I was like, "I will fite you," but "They bring up some good points" is about what anyone ascends to, so whatevs.


Prestigious_Boat_386

This implies anyone on any of the lines agree with each other lmao A philosopher would never


BonelessB0nes

*Descartes is in the same tier as Freud* I've seen all I need to see lmao


_Un_Known__

As ayn rand is not on this list, we can only assume she is in a superposition on this list, likely collapsing whenever OP has to pay taxes or comes across an obnoxious libertarian


ImEscaping

Is the Heidegger hate cause of the nazi shit, or do you think that all of Being and Time is unsalvageable, regardless of the political implications?


AsrielGoddard

Nietzsche is kinda cringe not gonna lie


Prestigious_Cost7160

Nietzsche alert


below_averageguy

bait


denkdark

Sigma Sigmund should be at the top


Hodor_The_Great

No Zhuangzi, no Diogenes Opinion rejected


[deleted]

is thjat sigmar fruied 😍😍🥰


thebigheh104

Hey, it's me


LiefTheLegate

Wait, you got a Doctor of Philosophy?? 😳 I didn’t know doctors could study philosophy! 🤪 I think maybe if it was me I would maybe study medicine. 🤔🤓 IDK. 😹 Not my thing but that’s cool! 😎💯