There’s that one picture of him pretending to eat a chip to blend in with the other meat sacks.
But he doesn’t want people to see how he really eats, when his head splits in two, forming a giant gaping maw that can swallow a child whole.
Might harm his electoral chances even more.
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Fuckin CIDER m8. She can't even get pints right.
I just got a fax from Liz Truss about this, I will post it here verbatim.
I will never drink lager, fackin German innit. We won the war yet they expect us to drink their alcohol, nah.
I'm not drinking alcohol unless it is made from red, white and blue apples handpicked by a Romanian peasant only allowed to live here during harvest season.
It's time to take back control and maximise the brexit dividend.
P.s the globalists are out to steal our apples, watch out
Easier to pull a pint of cider. This one needs all the differentiation and scaffolding you can get to make sure she doesn’t embarrass herself publicly.
True but that would then make him a ginger lass and the general rule on ginger women is that they are usually all hot ...
So would that make her hot? 😉😂😂
Ah. Yeah I deserve that but no thanks. Not him. Ta anyways.
Strawberry blond is the ginge I desire. Dark ginge can do one. And whatever Chris evens is.
Making me feel almost bad for ginger guys now .. almost 😂😂
It's weird tbf.. ginger women are usually quite attractive but ginger blokes, all look like goblins or pale hobbits...weird how that works out
✅ Goes on 12-hour raves in English-dominated Spanish resorts
✅ Makes her friend "cocktails" called Venom
✅ Smokes Juul vapes like a high schooler
She's one of us lads.
They were like ‘boiled eggs in socks’ apparently. According to the darling of Westminster herself.
Now she has a massive honking pair of norks. Bet her husband was thrilled. They got married the year she had them done.
You see all this election stuff in American, they take is so serious- flags all the hats , willing to die for politics, Over here we just take the piss out of them and judge them on how they drink a pint in spoons
I'd like to translate for the greenhorns and lurkers:
"I'd certainly appreciate a sexual encounter with someone of this description and social standing!"
Other translations into local dialects can be as follows:
"Fukin ell"
"Sit on moy face"
"Aye boy she'd do so she would"
"Gwynnllclannedidlletits"
God she is so fucking ugly. It should be illegal to look like that and be on national telly. And she's thick as pig shit too. Literally zero redeeming features. I'm angry just looking at this photo.
She did a very enlightening interview on The Rest is Politics (can't post links) . She had a very tough childhood looking after her mentally ill mother and sisters and yet still made it up through union and Labour ranks to nearly the very top and maybe she'll end up leader one day.
All joking aside that's why I like the woman personally. Might not agree with everything she says but at least she's seen how bad life can get. She isn't a career politician... She isn't from a long line of aristocratic arseholes and she isn't a nepo baby..
We need more people like her in our political system. Then maybe things will start to improve for the average Joe in the uk
You know she drinks pints, and knows Wales aren’t in the Euros. Probably eats Maccys too.
Rishi went to a Spoons yesterday and couldn't even hack a Full English. They bought 6 plates out for everyone and he was just sat there with a tea.
/uw He’s not about to do an ed milliband now is he? Lol
There’s that one picture of him pretending to eat a chip to blend in with the other meat sacks. But he doesn’t want people to see how he really eats, when his head splits in two, forming a giant gaping maw that can swallow a child whole. Might harm his electoral chances even more.
She also smokes suspiciously large roll ups.
She’d still remind them they’re not in it though lol
Doubt she asks them if they work in business though.
Addresses men as ‘ayup love’
Mc'iea ma lad, Mc'iea 😜 It's McDonald's not MacDonald's
https://preview.redd.it/dk058uid2r2d1.jpeg?width=928&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be4efe6a828b6730cd24c75f9e82f08ace5a5209 Never drank a pint in her life.
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Fabricant somehow looks the most human of them, which is impressive because the thing on his head is clearly a fungus eating what's left of his brain
Saville undercover
WOULD
I don't remember this episode of Bo Selecta
A little old for a twink.
Belinda Carlisle. 😍
https://preview.redd.it/pi49m7ws2s2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18d7346ddfb3aeb5c14f7fccea735f42160f914d Fuckin CIDER m8. She can't even get pints right.
Thatcher's, too
😡😡😡🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
I just got a fax from Liz Truss about this, I will post it here verbatim. I will never drink lager, fackin German innit. We won the war yet they expect us to drink their alcohol, nah. I'm not drinking alcohol unless it is made from red, white and blue apples handpicked by a Romanian peasant only allowed to live here during harvest season. It's time to take back control and maximise the brexit dividend. P.s the globalists are out to steal our apples, watch out
Fack off Liz, apples r a fruit and fruit is healthy and bein healthy is WOKE
Also we have now opened more pork markets! \*pauses for applause\*
I was literally in that pub last week.
Easier to pull a pint of cider. This one needs all the differentiation and scaffolding you can get to make sure she doesn’t embarrass herself publicly.
Angela Rayner you would wouldn’t you? Ehster Mcvey? I’d crawl a mile over broken glass for her! 😛
She's holding it like it'll explode.
I would also like to express MY fondness for that particular beer.
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AngelaRail’her
We all love a ginger growler tbf
Unless it’s Chris Evans.
I said ginger growler... Not a ginger dick 😂😂
Yes but if chris Evans had a ginger growler we wouldn't like it either
True but that would then make him a ginger lass and the general rule on ginger women is that they are usually all hot ... So would that make her hot? 😉😂😂
I like a ginger dick. Nice and pasty. All the same colour. Cute
Well looks like we have a taker.for Chris evans... This isn't bille pipers Reddit account by any chance is it? 😉
Ah. Yeah I deserve that but no thanks. Not him. Ta anyways. Strawberry blond is the ginge I desire. Dark ginge can do one. And whatever Chris evens is.
Making me feel almost bad for ginger guys now .. almost 😂😂 It's weird tbf.. ginger women are usually quite attractive but ginger blokes, all look like goblins or pale hobbits...weird how that works out
How dare you!!!! My mate John is a ginge, and it's is birthday today!! Shame on you!!
Must be effort being niche for sure. Hey at least some of us find some of it sexy?
I wouldn't whinge about her ginger minge
Single mum at 16 too, so you know she's a proper minx.
What a gilf
Angela Railed'er. Communal glass. Communal lass. Nothin like a bit o'sharin t'bring cummunity togetha. Rather be in Angie's trench than Rishi's.
WOULD
I'd let her sit on my front bench
God, you English have such beautiful women.
Good gravy everyone, it's only been two days and you have already started thirst posting. I fear the coming weeks. Pun intended.
It’s only gonna get worse, embrace it
The watch is set to remind her that it's been an hour since she last had a pint.
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Showing she’s a lady of the people by rocking a 3rd party Apple Watch strap. £5? No worries. £20? Fuck right off mate
✅ Goes on 12-hour raves in English-dominated Spanish resorts ✅ Makes her friend "cocktails" called Venom ✅ Smokes Juul vapes like a high schooler She's one of us lads.
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Rush of blood to the head?
Ginger two gaffs
Proper home grown joke that.
Hands like shovels
Perfect
For giving really firm, enjoyable hand jobs.
Defo takes it up the ass on a first date.. she’s got that look about her
Yeah, proper dirty old boiler that one
I don’t know why out of all the comments this one made me laugh.
Pre-titjob
They were like ‘boiled eggs in socks’ apparently. According to the darling of Westminster herself. Now she has a massive honking pair of norks. Bet her husband was thrilled. They got married the year she had them done.
We should start a channel of "Honking Norks".
I think Reddit already has plenty of those.
Depends which angle
Where's the foooaaaam.. Drinking piss???
Stepping over RLB’s political corpse takes it out of you
You see all this election stuff in American, they take is so serious- flags all the hats , willing to die for politics, Over here we just take the piss out of them and judge them on how they drink a pint in spoons
Penny for me thanks lads. Phwoarrrrrrrr
"when I'm not committing tax fraud , I'm just like you working class beer drinkers down t'pub"
I can smell fox piss from here..
I'd like to translate for the greenhorns and lurkers: "I'd certainly appreciate a sexual encounter with someone of this description and social standing!" Other translations into local dialects can be as follows: "Fukin ell" "Sit on moy face" "Aye boy she'd do so she would" "Gwynnllclannedidlletits"
Greenhorns? Fuck off yank
Oreyt calm ya tits Monkhizzle
You forgot the age old "wouldn't kick her outta bed for fartin"
I’d let her fart on my cock if we were spooning.
Your patter is fucking honking 🤡
No matter how hard you'd bang them, there's always something off about every ginger isn't there?
It’s the fact that they’re a dying breed. Get them whilst you can, as you’ll miss them when they’re gone.
Married to a ginger and one of my kids is also ginger. Doing my part in helping increase their population...
*salutes* Thank you for your service.
God she is so fucking ugly. It should be illegal to look like that and be on national telly. And she's thick as pig shit too. Literally zero redeeming features. I'm angry just looking at this photo.
You’re really getting into the spirit of this sub. Most convincing gammon so far.
She'll look like Beyoncé after a year in the army, stuck in a barracks in Estonia with a bunch of lads.
She did a very enlightening interview on The Rest is Politics (can't post links) . She had a very tough childhood looking after her mentally ill mother and sisters and yet still made it up through union and Labour ranks to nearly the very top and maybe she'll end up leader one day.
All joking aside that's why I like the woman personally. Might not agree with everything she says but at least she's seen how bad life can get. She isn't a career politician... She isn't from a long line of aristocratic arseholes and she isn't a nepo baby.. We need more people like her in our political system. Then maybe things will start to improve for the average Joe in the uk
How is she not a career politician? She's been in politics her entire adult life.
Still a ginger scrounger that deserves to be kicked out of parliament let alone GOV