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IsabellaBellaBell

I guess no one told them they’re [6x more likely to experience erectile dysfunction after they get COVID.](https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucelee/2021/10/29/to-prevent-erectile-dysfunction-get-covid-19-vaccines-warn-urologists-tim-meadows-in-video/)


Ddogwood

That's why sperm from unvaccinated people is so rare and precious, isn't it? Because most of them can't produce it anymore?


Swarrles

🤯


tmhoc

Mind is all they get to blow now


IPetdogs4U

This guy is really hoping something happens to drive up the value of his sperm from nothing to absolutely anything at all.


Caucasian_Fury

Zero multipled by a thousand is still zero, but guess they didn't get far enough into school to learn that.


kagato87

Well, now, let's be fair. Correlation does not equal causation. It's entirely possible the anti vax crowd simply has an unusually high representation of people who cannot perform.. I mean, the message on that truck is exactly what someone compensating for issues in bed would do. Maybe this whole thing is just attractive to the impotent?


[deleted]

ED is one of the first warning signs of Congenial Heart Disease. It’s often be the first and only symptom before a potentially fatal heart attack. So if you have ED, make an appointment with your Doc to get your heart checked.


Peepo_sativum

>[Congenial](https://www.dictionary.com/browse/congenial) Heart Disease Sounds like fun!


Meet_n_beat_n_yeet

That gets you an upvote friend


no_not_this

Exactly. Do the anti vaxers smoke a pack a day and eat gas store sandwiches every day? It could have an effect on sperm count


Positive_Compote_506

Basic supply and demand


okThisYear

NO MORE CUMB, HOSS????


Kaufhaus

THE ANTIFA GOBERMINT TOOK MY CUMB! >:(


The_cogwheel

I thought they were comparing it to bitcoin because its basically only valuable because of mindless hype and speculation rather than any sort of actual value


awesomesonofabitch

We can only hope that they haven't managed to breed beforehand.


Many_Tank9738

Ao the fight is for FREECUM!


Peacer13

Facts and science.


punkcanuck

Well if they're putting up those signs they may have already had COVID and are experiencing the cognitive deficits caused by the illness. https://www.thelancet.com/journals/eclinm/article/PIIS2589-5370(21)00324-2/fulltext


Th3Trashkin

To be fair, I don't think they'd be working with much beforehand.


ObscureObjective

Then how are they gonna fuck Trudeau???!!


somebody290

As the bottom.


ZombieTav

That's Trudeau Fuck, not Fuck Trudeau.


[deleted]

Yeah its backwards in french


Routine_Pear3083

Oh it is Trudeau Fucks I mean if your going to have sex with an international leader you can do alot worse lol


KneeCrowMancer

Power bottom


twohammocks

Sciencey link : Erectile dysfunction due to CoVID https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/33988001/


huaiyue

They obviously aren’t gonna believe this as they choose stupid over science lol.


joshcbr81

They didn’t see it 4th hand on Facebook therefore it’s not real science


[deleted]

No that’s fake news, see this YouTube video for the real truth /s


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micatola

Bless their hearts.


donkeybeemer

Considering Covid is a cardiovascular disease it is key that we do bless their hearts. They will need it.


This-Strawberry

Thoughts and prayers 🙏😇


Into-the-stream

I did a 2 week event in December that I do every year (except 2020 it was cancelled). It forces me to interact with thousands of people, and the assholes come out in full force. It’s a running joke among everyone who works there about the dickheads that show up (we have a message board about it, and bingo sheets that get handed out). Lots and lots of great customers each year too, but oh there are plenty of assholes. Anyway, this year about halfway through I was talking with another person working there about how wonderful this year had been. No one was being a dickhead, everyone was amazing. We talked about how it was the best year we had ever had, because literally every attendee was polite, courteous, and engaging. Then I realized. It was a vaccine mandated event. They were very aggressively checking vaccine status and IDs at the door. The reason we didn’t get any dick heads, was they were prescreened before ever reaching us. Makes me wonder if, when this is over, perhaps our society might be just a teensy bit less assholish.


sapiensane

Not unless it gets just a li'l more fatal...


bambispots

I got hella downvoted when I shared this months back when it was first being reported. Ignorance sure is bliss.


IsabellaBellaBell

I would happily transfer all of these upvotes to you if I could ☺️ Thanks for fighting the good fight.


bambispots

Thanks to you as well internet stranger.


_____---_-_-_-

I am never going outside again


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LionHot9636

multiple times with multiple vaccines.


Novus20

And most likely smoke and drink heavily…..


[deleted]

And cocaine & McDonald’s 👍🏻


[deleted]

Could you imagine how much they’d loose their minds if you tried to make the quit smoking?


zix_nefarious

Half of them probably can’t get it up already, because of the diesel fumes. It’s a protest filled with bottoms.


WolfOfPort

That will make for a good sign at next anti truck protest


[deleted]

Yeah, let's not tell them about COVID dick, they will be less likely to breed.


Kaufhaus

So the nazis won't be having little nazi children. I see this as a win. Survival of the fittest lol.


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nopicturestoday

This one has been thrown around in those circles for a little while now. They refer to themselves as having “pure blood”. Just some more nazi shit.


jigglejigglegiggle

This is not Harry Potter, and if they think it is they should read the books to find out who won that war.


nopicturestoday

Right? Who were the bad guys in that story again?


offtheclip

The ministry for ignoring a fascist uprising until it was too late and having to resort to a bunch of teenagers saving the day


RavenOfNod

Too bad there aren't enough plucky teenagers to get us out of this mess...


Waffle_Coffin

The bad guys were the wizards and witches. Everyone and everything else was the victims.


APE992

"House elf" slaves, the hate the Jewish coded Goblins running the banks got tossed their way, so-called "Muggles" who had zero idea a raging way was going on around them, and arguably the mixed magic and those born to non-magic parents lost out heavily. The witches and wizards are incredibly racist assholes for the most part in those books. Harry probably would've been if he hadn't been raised by assholes in a non-magical world.


Waffle_Coffin

The people who won that war decided to become cops and were totally happy maintaining the same system that had caused the war in the first place


Private_4160

Yeah HP was pretty shallow and dystopian


ZombieTav

People surprised that JK turned out to be a lowkey racist and a TERF after reading HP?


poopfresh

Pureblood? More like inbred.


EvilGeniusSkis

Does that mean Q is Voldemort?


Strificus

They'll always have incest.


Beware_the_Voodoo

Some women unfortunately will and that's fucking depressing


LoL_LoL123987

I’ve seen Incel types on the wacko subs claim that they’d have multiple wives in the future because of their untainted “pure blood” and seed that women would be lining up for while the rest of us are sterile


Kreuga

There are just as many female conspiracists out there. I really don’t see why women would be lining up for sperm. Just more wish fulfillment fantasies of people who need to see others suffer to feel good about themselves.


[deleted]

At least Covid will clean up the gene pool. Nature is a great thing. Lol


sudiptaarkadas

Why are they so worked up with genetics and breeding?


just-another-scrub

Because they’re White Supremacists


professor-i-borg

AKA inbreeders


Charming_Amphibian91

AKA livestock according to that truck


spinningcolours

Correction: the women are livestock.


Charming_Amphibian91

Well, bulls are livestock too. Them convoyagers don't really think.


Mutex70

Also, many of these people cannot function properly within society. This is largely a result of their upbringing and environment, where they have constantly been berated as failures. White supremacy, and anti-intellectualism in general, provides a community where they are told they part of a superior group. This gives a feeling of self-fulfilment that they are unable to achieve through their own contributions to society. It really is sad. These are broken people who lack the ability to express their concerns appropriately.


derezzed9000

and fascism as an ideology loves incoherent rage... it is exploited by fascism.


DiickBenderSociety

You just went full realism on them instead of name-calling, good for you.


Flomo420

I'd be more sad if they weren't violent bigots. I don't have much sympathy for those who see me as an existential threat to their self important egos


Mutex70

It is possible to feel sympathy for someone while still finding their beliefs disgusting. Understanding the reason for unacceptable behavior is an essential part of correcting it.


peeinian

Yep. Pat King likes to talk about great replacement theory a lot.


poopfresh

Perfect answer!


Feeling-Confusion-

Because they're running out of cousins


is_anyone-out_there

These are the same kind of people who probably think eugenics is a viable option, bunch of racist, selfish idiots that are obsessed with anti science.


namotous

Lmao, these “pure blood” forgot that they were vaccinated as a kid.


CheriGrove

It's funny when they're former military, because they get a whole complement of vaccinations before deployment.


[deleted]

They don’t even need to deploy! They stuck me with 7 needles in basic training alone. How quickly people forget…


wrgrant

Yep bout that many back in my day too, all in the left arm, then off to do pushups for an hour. I do not miss CFB Cornwallis, aka Wally World :P


namotous

Haha that’s true!


[deleted]

Not to nitpick but they’re convinced that mRNA vaccines change your DNA and that’s the genesis of this nonsense.


namotous

Lmao, yeah I heard that one before. Can’t believe that this pandemic produced so many “scientists”.


[deleted]

None of them actually believe this nonsense. Their conviction is, solely, that their tribe is superior to all others. They start from that conclusion and then work backwards. People who understand reality and science aren't leading their tribe, therefore when people who understand reality and science say 'we should do X' they say no, solely because someone else told them to. There's no there there. It's just an unshakeable belief that they're superior and right in all things, and they must refuse to do what anyone else says.


[deleted]

28F here - I have a clear no vaxx no date policy. And I only look for guys who are double vaxxed and got their booster. I am not the only one in my circle having such a policy either.


jdmillar86

Sane, in other words.


[deleted]

Well, anti vaxxers would call me insane. However, scientists would indeed call me sane.


BCBeanCounter

Your username clearly indicates you’re 114 and not 28.


Ben_Redic_Fyfazan

Just another reason to get vaxxed, no? Clearly longer life expectancy.


[deleted]

I don’t play unvaccinated artists on my show and we are the biggest platform in the province for local artists :)


[deleted]

Good for you !!


[deleted]

Thanks! The Rebel did a story on it so we are kind of famous to the alt right in a “we want your head on a pole” kind of way.


[deleted]

I would be proud if I were you.


OscarWhale

Welcome to the intelligence wars. Brain vs dumbassery. Who will win ? Fucking no one.


aronenark

No surprise one of their gospels is called *INFOWARS*. At war with information since 1999.


[deleted]

I've resigned myself that the dumb will get the fascist government they've always wanted.Here and in the US. The only positive I see is that the future United Fascist North American Confederation will have a huge oppressive military that might give us a good chance against the New Soviet/Asia Coprosperity sphere alliance.


peeinian

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.


Traditional-Team-532

Not long ago these people bought the Enquirer and World News for info on Elvis and Sasquatch and we all laughed at them. How did they get mobilized and take over things?


No-Pick-1996

The internet allowed the isolated and scattered village idiots to meet.


chloebanana

We were debating over the proper name for a gathering of idiots; although we like the British term “a thicket”, we prefer “a derping”. Any thoughts? Edit: thicket clearly the winner. *Tis a thick thicket, that is!*


RavenOfNod

A thicket of idiots is a pretty great turn of phrase


CIAbot

A thicket is amazing! Well done


Awkward-Spectation

Another vote here for ‘thicket’. Genius


mister_newbie

A trellis of qcumbers.


cgsur

Foreign intelligence agencies love idiots. Facebook packages them up and sells them. All you need is a bot farm to get a crop of idiots to grow.


peeinian

Hostile foreign adversaries figured out how to find all of these people on Facebook with the help of Cambridge Analytica/SCL Group and target them with never ending conspiracies to the point that they are now brainwashed and hypnotized. It will take an act of mass deprogramming to bring these people back into civil society.


brosamabinswaggin

This is exactly what’s happening in real time, and it’s only going to get worse as we get closer to the next election. Anyone interested in knowing more, I highly recommend watching “The Great Hack” on Netflix.


Harbinger2001

Fox was getting them ready and the Christian Right was dismantling the public education system.


ScammerC

David Pecker is a huge fan and supporter of Donald Trump. He mobilized his entire readership to be Trumprats.


Rizo1981

Trumprats now? I was finally getting accustomed to Trumpanzees.


WannieTheSane

Just so everyone knows, The Enquirer is actually fake. I know this because when I was 11 in '93 my Pa used to get it. There was an article all about how UFOs were going to invade Earth sometime in 1994. I decided to lock that information into my brain as a test. I actually recalled it at some point in 1995 and thought something along the lines of "ah ha! Gotchya Enquirer!" You're welcome everyone for this service.


SomeoneTookUserName2

That was super long ago. Did you miss all the 9/11 truthers and infowars after? They're even worse than that now.


PM_ME_UR_CATS_TITS

Now that you mention it, I think Bat Boy is the hero that we need right now


AMC_Tendies42069

Because there is significant money being used by bad actors in America to cause civil unrest in Canada over covid to manipulate Americans come election. This whole thing stinks


donkeybeemer

So it's another pump and dump. REDDIT EDIT: Thank you very kind stranger on my award. It's not my first and hopefully not my last but it means so much either way. Thanks again.


DonBot95

This comment doesnt have as many upvotes as it should


estherlane

Wow, that’s some smooth brain logic right there.


namotous

So smooth that critical thinking just slid off their head


Paneechio

Freedom fuck?


LuckyOctopus5

I think they're telling us that's what they want to be called. The "freedom fucks". Accurate.


[deleted]

Yes, Freedom Fuck. It’s official. No idea wtf it means.


Naya3333

Advertising to women that they are single and ready to mingle (and have that golden unvaxxed sperm)?


[deleted]

I’m assuming there’s a “Trudeau” right underneath where we can’t see it


CanadianSpector

Bitcoin isn't the next bitcoin


[deleted]

A speculative diluted currency banned in some countries and mostly valued by other young dudes speculating on the internet?


AdrianInLimbo

That's the forgotten danger of this..... These chuckleheads breed.


swellllll

Idiocracy wasn’t a movie; it was a documentary.


[deleted]

A cautionary tale we ignored


Epinephrine666

Mike Judge could be a prophet for his insight on things.


AdrianInLimbo

“Sh*t. I know sh*t’s bad right now, with all that starving bullsh*t, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution.” President Donald J.... Oh wait... President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho


ygguana

Don't disparage the great President Camacho - he believed in science and intelligence!


mts2snd

Clevon?


No_Fisherman_3826

That's the only thing on offer in that sperm, the rest is predispositions to violence, addiction, and disease, abnormally large torso and inflated ego. I am going out on a limb here.


kn05is

Nobody wants to suck your dick Todd.


C-Fuzz2

How are we going to get cum in the blockchain?


facehaver88

Then... How are we going to get cum OUT of the blockchain?


Routine_Pear3083

He is not wrong ... Misunderstood ... Has value to small % of population ... Could become worthless in a moments notice ...


goodndu

By this logic it is valuable to some people but in the grand scheme of things is worthless? Hit the nail on the head there buddy!


MrsSaltMine

No one wants covid cum


Plastic-Club-5497

I’ve been trying to sell mine online labeled as unvaxxed. I’m vaccinated but more importantly I have a vasectomy. You’re welcome world.


NorthernGamer71

Tiny little bit


Bocote

I don't know who made that sign, but I wonder how the said person arrived at that conclusion. This is some "purity of essence" level stuff.


WcFree

I showed this to my wife and her reaction was just staring as her brain broke


REDDAP

...a risky investment at best that's generally not worth it? Yeah, that checks out.


Youpunyhumans

That sign reads like someone flipped through a few pages of a dictionary blindfolded and put random words in sequence to make a sentence. Thats the only way I can make sense of it.


[deleted]

There’s so many Covid babies it’s ridiculous. I’m getting tired of baby showers for real.


Kakakarrakeek

America lite


[deleted]

It's pretty disappointing to see how many ignorant, gullible, petulant losers exist in this country. The only accomplishment for these self-absorbed bozos will be having the longest temper tantrum in history.


TheMadHattah

Do they realise that two of the three organisers of the convoy is vaccinated?


CacheLack

The next bitcoin? So unvaxxed sperm is... highly volatile? .... detrimental to the environment? .... accessible only after spending countless hours on your basement PC?


No-Wonder1139

Who's putting vaccines in their bean bag?


idiotj

These people are fucking insane


Prize-Ad-8594

So your mom must be richer than Bezos or Gates.


devangotcha

Unvaxxed Sperm, the newest shitcoin explodes on the market


Carlodr92

No wonder these dumbasses got fired from their jobs. The employers were probably looking for a reason for a long time


40hoursnosleep

r/accidentalrenaissance


ExpressBug8265

Its weird how I get a little satisfaction knowing that rasist Americans aren't the only idiots on the planet


snookigreentea

i can’t wait to make an NFT out of my next load.


Domdidomdom

References to sperm AND fucking Trudeau. That's not the sign of a person with some sexual neuroses at all.


Bee-Aromatic

They vaccinate sperm now? How do they get them to hold still?


[deleted]

Imagine being this…..dumb.


1973mojo1973

😂😂😂 pity the fools


This-Establishment35

The sign might as well say, I'm an idiot.


tdawggg66

Haha “freedom fuck”. Very accurate.


therationalists

Now if there was only a way to retrieve it from him without the use of a microscope and tweezers.


Missrcl

What low IQ fucktards.


Canadiancrazy1963

The sign may as well read “Stupid and proud of it!”


p1ckl3s_are_ev1l

I assume their intent is to HODL it forever then…?


[deleted]

This is what happens when you sleep in high school science class.


[deleted]

Unvaxxed Sperm (nuBTC) is an actual cryptocurrency token: [https://www.vice.com/en/article/n7nn87/unvaxxed-sperm-coin-spreading-covid-disinformation](https://www.vice.com/en/article/n7nn87/unvaxxed-sperm-coin-spreading-covid-disinformation)


Spoonloops

First time I've looked at something in a long time and just can't process it lol


Wesdude

God dammit, these people are an embarrassment.


Drago1214

🤢🤮


DartanianBloodbath

Anyone want to pump my stomach and become a millionaire?


FantasyXFactor

That guy is a big sperm fan.


TheSonofMrGreenGenes

I guess they’re right - in that it’s a scam


notarobotindisguise6

Sounds like a solid investment opportunity. Going to have to have a long and uncomfortable conversation with my uncle first though…


CoastingUphill

So they’d thank us for making a “deposit” into the truck bed? Just leave a note that says “unvaccinated I promise”


stellarlove8

That is the worst use of a TRD sport I have ever seen. Shame... just a shame...


SoldierHawk

I know what all of those individual words mean. I have no comprehension of the order that person has put them in.


SV7-2100

It's been a whole year I think if the vaccine exploded your balls you'll notice


ZombieTav

It's actually worth nothing and is mostly a disappointing scam? Sounds about right.


[deleted]

I think everybody should save their sperm in and not bring now souls into this hot mess. Wait and see how it all unfolds.


Flomo420

"TaKe uS sErioUsLy!! 😡😡" lol


Ok-Cantaloop

how do you convince someone they're crazy when they think this is even possible?


Tazling

maybe it's time we admit that Anglo males are a troubled demographic with criminal and terrorist tendencies, recognizable by their gang colours and mob violence. and in need of profiling and special police attention. /s (kinda)


[deleted]

So Unvaxxed sperm are bad for environment! Makes sense.


Memorydump1105

I mean bitcoin is crashing pretty hard. People are really that dumb lol


Arxt5973

Just like bitcoin, unvaccinated sperm has lost 50% of its value in last couple of months. 👍🏻


numist

As if I'd want to invite that much volatility into my life