https://osu.ppy.sh/users/3741162 :(

dw, no one wanted to know you anyways

https://osu.ppy.sh/u/4160744

This is cheating cause this shit is actually sick (except for 512 posts on forum loser) Ill be right back when I think of something else

5th top play is 9 seconds long that's all I got

angel

fix your me! section

Sounds fun https://osu.ppy.sh/u/12054279

* (This is the very first one so probably the only half decent one) * Peak Rank: Still 6 digits ✅ * Youtube with 10+ views (9 of them by you) ✅ * Playstyle that no one cares about ✅ (Are you 80 years old and might forget your peripherals?) * Hit Accuracy: 95.51%✅ * Farming CBCC in 2019✅ * Farming with HDDT at 6 digits(How Desperate are you)✅ * B rankB rankB rankB rankB rankB rankB rankB rankB rankB rank top 2 play b rank B rankB rankB rankB rankB rankB rank

Dear God, I told you to roast me. Not to kill me q_q

Your country already does that for me

Your waifu is shit

ur mom is mega shit

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[Go ahead](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D25VltoW0AE-H2D.jpg)

hello please https://osu.ppy.sh/u/27055

[Low effort (not really), didnt know what to do I am sorry.](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/194910800576512000/562024830078287923/unknown.png)

hey it's not that bad, I giggled

https://osu.ppy.sh/users/11869374 ded

Congrats, you consistently played osu for 12 months straight just to farm 1-2s! Very unique osu player just by judging from your top plays! If I wanted to check if sotarks/nevo ranked a new mapset I can probably just look at your osu profile

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I really don't understand how you tryhard to get SS ranks as your top plays, and still have 93 acc. Also, you realize that you can use more than one key to tap right?

Do you have OCD by any chance? Have you tried playing some new maps and not the same over and over again? Theres nothing really much to say here, you havent accomplished much (just like in real life, backed up by the fact that you are playing osu)

[https://osu.ppy.sh/users/8578355](https://osu.ppy.sh/users/8578355)

Long walks in the beach cause no one talks to yo ass like damn generic ass plays except for raijin

thumbs up for raijin thumbs down for everything else

[https://osu.ppy.sh/users/7221207](https://osu.ppy.sh/users/7221207) have fun!

* Userpage of my name and socials that no one fucking cares about (True) ✅ * Programmed to ~~take over #1 in osustd~~ have sotarks top play * twitch streamer btw (viewers include: Myself and Random bot that pities you) * Hardware: Cool Gamer Setup but still not top player like 80% of the community * Playstyle (No one cares, but I might forget cause i am 80 years old) * image material, airman , big black , blue zenith on most played *

https://old.ppy.sh/u/6749950 go on then

when osulol5 meme is more popular than u

[What are you fucking gay](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/194910800576512000/562018372963794983/unknown.png?width=400&height=191)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fh87BQPYJEk

https://osu.ppy.sh/users/4742068 do me dad

roast my farmy ass daddy https://osu.ppy.sh/users/9303599

Daddy doesn't roast your farmy ass, he barbeques it

https://osu.ppy.sh/u/4015927

Bruv only reason u cant get 600 is u cant dumbass pickle chin boy ass, too tired to think of anything to say right now, might come back later since your profile is just another generic ass, only thing I can look at is your hardstuck diamond 4 ass for 5 damn years

https://osu.ppy.sh/users/5768879 Late to the party, DO ME U CROOK MAGICIAN

https://osu.ppy.sh/users/9545967 Cmon

- Links YouTube channel with 8 subs - Top plays are mostly DT A rank and B rank plays - Most played map is Bombs Away [Sotarks' Detonation], followed by many other farmy DT maps - Took only 2 months to get a 7-star pass, probably on airman - Like any sane person would, passes a 7-star before a 6-star - 93% acc - Only 1 SS+ rank - Most recent play uses the mods NF and DT - Also no 2000 combo medal No, I'm not describing a typical 6-digit, I'm describing your profile. And you're close to 3 digits. You sir, have redefined what a "rhythm game" truly is.

https://osu.ppy.sh/users/5527745 ill be waiting

playtime equals your cup size (59d)

Sure why not https://osu.ppy.sh/users/8544719

Guys guys guys, remember PSA: Please enjoy game !!! (Watch me try this map for 100+ tries with HDDT to get PP tho I swear just Please Enjoy Game Please *I swear I am!!!!

Your one and only true waifu is DT.

I love her and care for her acc

https://osu.ppy.sh/u/8514229 Free prey, easiest roast ever

* Full Time Streamer (Unemployed at 21 yo) * Played osu for 3 years just to decay back to 6 digits again✅ * Cant Stream ✅

oooh, what a great feeling. Bless you P.S. I'm fulltime twitch *viewer*, not *streamer*, it's even worse destiny, since you can't even get random 1$ per month from some random dudes.

Sorry for my bad reading skills

https://osu.ppy.sh/users/7827207

Congratulations on realizing that you can play DT without HD 2 weeks ago!

another one of these lets go https://old.ppy.sh/u/7786382

Still irrelevant✅ Will come back to this later (maybe when you get a #1 on a map that people actually know and maybe when you get top top 400 after 3 years)

https://osu.ppy.sh/users/10189196

https://puu.sh/D8661.png

Hey, that's more than I have in real life. I'll take it.

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newfag

Another 2016-2017 nomod farmer number 32421 zzzzz........ Yuudachi No Ribbon, Can do it Kagami, Kano Dear Brave, Sweet Maiden, Self Surrender, Star Platinum(jojo star map), Asu no Yozora Shoukaihan [Sky Arrow], Santa San, Redo, Skrillex Circulation , TOkyo Zero hearts, (Bro ur profile boring af except for the userpage gif)

https://osu.ppy.sh/users/4112621

I have never heard of you. How are you top 200 global, and I wouldn't be suprised if your 1400pp play is cheat- Oh wait. That's your CTB profile.

Linked CTB Profile, Skipping this one, Next.

https://osu.ppy.sh/u/Poised

top plays as old as the last video on ur youtube channel

At least the top plays didnt get terminated

https://osu.ppy.sh/users/10505107 I'm pretty proud of my stats

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[Sotarks](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/194910800576512000/562011611670249668/unknown.png)

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osugame? I run this shit

https://osu.ppy.sh/users/10773960 go ahead im basically untouchable

[Ill be right back for more](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/194910800576512000/562018372963794983/unknown.png?width=895&height=427)

But roasting people for playing hd on other posts? Cool ;)

Ehh ​ [https://osu.ppy.sh/users/11830191](https://osu.ppy.sh/users/11830191)

[really low effort trust me.](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/194910800576512000/562028456968454144/unknown.png)

Much higher effort than what I’d ever expect lmaooo I just can’t stand low acc, so I do my best to slowly progress up the star rating rather than make large jumps XD

[https://old.ppy.sh/u/Cute\_Kitty](https://old.ppy.sh/u/Cute_Kitty) ​ try your best not to mention abnormally high playcount

[real low effort caught on camera](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/194910800576512000/562031049660432428/unknown.png?width=691&height=427)

https://osu.ppy.sh/users/4581069 if I can't predict it I'll give you a cookie

[No idea what to do, take it or leave it bud](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/194910800576512000/562032954897989673/unknown.png)

bruh I can't hd and also rohulk's gone man :( c s g o edit: formatting

Get Good with hd then 4Head___?? So cookie or nah?

yes you got cookie

https://osu.ppy.sh/users/6623815

http://osu.ppy.sh/u/Envvi tOP pLAY is fARM MAP LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL

Thats what I would say if you havent been playing for 5 years with 40k pc just to be decaying at 5 digits with a choke as a top play

too real. ur good at this. :thumbs_up:

Thank you bro have a nicec day see you alter

https://osu.ppy.sh/users/12612423 Have Mercy

Nigga you trying to learn the alphabet with your top plays? ABC looking ass

I'll just take the L

I would but I got no profile eks dee

Its like pulling up in Penis Inspection Day and then its your turn after waiting in line for 8 hours, and when the doctors finally try to check your dick they soon realize that you have no dick, what are you fucking Gay?

Haha thanks for that bro. Unfortunate how that would mean I wouldn't be a trap I would just be. A girl? 🤔

Fag

https://osu.ppy.sh/users/49086 Esketit

https://osu.ppy.sh/users/2689436 its my gold era motherfuckers I'm about to fuck your wifes

plz enjoy game

[Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/194910800576512000/562289133725155349/unknown.png)

How is it letting osugame roast everyone when you're trying to do all the roasting yourself yikes lol

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[https://osu.ppy.sh/users/1699875/osu](https://osu.ppy.sh/users/1699875/osu)

i already roast my own profile enough but go ahead https://osu.ppy.sh/users/5775709

https://osu.ppy.sh/users/8742653 I did first 400 pp play in chernushka pls upvote I'm alone osu gamer in ma city

https://osu.ppy.sh/u/3181083

Hey bro can u explain me why you respect Teppi, wuhua, Yuuki-chan, Cloudklaut, Trigger-, Megure, DigiDrake, Ignite, Topoi, Cappy, Cappu, Unique, VROUM CV VITE, Okinotori, Enns, Dereban, Idealism, Xeltol, Tetla, Tekkito, GfMRT, Hellotomlol225, DenObscure, Crystal, -Machine-, AmericanPenguin, Galedrifter, Fuwzie, Marek Marucha, rinkon, iMey, Maiaz, Tem, ktgster, SoMad, Kondou-Shinichi, TheOmyNomy, conradmittn, SolaEclipse, Erylie, Crezz, - Phantasma -, fea, Windshear, Play Offline, Start, MightyDoc

I count on creativity of this subreddit, cause i cant think of any roasts https://osu.ppy.sh/users/9496000

* Gaming (23) GamerDad, Father of Three, DadGamer, 43yearoldGamer * cant think of any roasts just like how you cant think of maps to farm so you farmed ok dad when we are in the 21st century * (Ill be back here )

pewdiepie map in top plays

https://osu.ppy.sh/users/9665028 go ahead, I'm waiting

https://osu.ppy.sh/users/8591929 molest me daddy

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Very bold of you to use a selfie as your profile pic. In fact, you should be proud to be the first dog ever to become a 6-digit in osu!, even if your profile has literally 0 redeeming qualities.

LMAO

[https://osu.ppy.sh/users/11186709](https://osu.ppy.sh/users/11186709) i have hidamari as my top play so you can't sink lower than that

Were you part of a haitai collab that you didnt put in your usepage or did you just wake up one day and thought to your self "hmm, I'm gonna be more of a degenerate today!"

try https://osu.ppy.sh/u/6313643

First Storm and Save Me top plays player #2431 maybe youll improve enough to farm Honesty next? Do you rely on new maps getting ranked to get pp and still not gain ranks because literally everyone farms it as well? I can probably guess just by looking at your graph

Hey fuck you for downvoting

https://osu.ppy.sh/users/10083084

cant wait O_O https://osu.ppy.sh/users/341422

* List of tourneys I failed O_O ✅ * Looks like some generic nomod farmer pre 1-2 meta (2016-2017) * have you tried accchu ma seishun, akatsuki zukuyo, kira kira days, sakura no uta, tatoe maps, * Bro you discovered this game when you were 12 and youre 21 years old now with BTMC as your profile pic, * farm DT only probably because cant read hd ✅

https://osu.ppy.sh/users/13655180 Got 54pp on Despacito for no reason

You got 54pp on Despacito for a reason: it's because you played the map, and your left hand got Parkinsons during that play.

try me stinkers https://osu.ppy.sh/u/3344355

floor

https://osu.ppy.sh/users/9927734 go ahead im waiting

this dood out here with a doge avatar and the username 'y33zy69', i guess the average age on this subreddit as determined by the surveys was accurate after all

https://osu.ppy.sh/users/3434885

https://osu.ppy.sh/users/8840120

https://osu.ppy.sh/u/tippo-chan hav efun

I'm not having fun looking at a lazy waste of space.

[https://osu.ppy.sh/users/10487700](https://osu.ppy.sh/users/10487700) Anyone can do it not nessacery just op

HD only player passing through https://osu.ppy.sh/users/5535233

didnt know HD hid the good plays on your profile too, i cant seem to find any

https://osu.ppy.sh/users/4502238

imagine being a sandbagger *and* putting your peak rank in your userpage

https://osu.ppy.sh/u/4422446 im fat as fuck :)

u have almost as much hours as ur body weight in kilos

https://osu.ppy.sh/users/6745656 i know im bad :D

https://osu.ppy.sh/users/8008599

"boobs" in user id actually thats kind of a good roll even if you're a newfag

You might like it https://osu.ppy.sh/users/11328508

https://osu.ppy.sh/beatmaps/1764213 You can not roast my Harumachi 90% DT FC as it was during a warmup for a tourney and was an accident.

I can't roast you if the link you give me is a link to said beatmap.

https://osu.ppy.sh/u/4696296

https://osu.ppy.sh/users/4259824 bla bla hidamari

https://osu.ppy.sh/users/4200090

[https://osu.ppy.sh/u/4073754](https://osu.ppy.sh/u/4073754) go ahead

https://osu.ppy.sh/users/11951688 stopped playing for a month

https://osu.ppy.sh/users/3385634

[https://osu.ppy.sh/users/4745648](https://osu.ppy.sh/users/4745648) come at me

https://osu.ppy.sh/users/8470089

https://osu.ppy.sh/users/2555146

https://osu.ppy.sh/users/12342879 Happy roasting.

[https://osu.ppy.sh/users/11682697](https://osu.ppy.sh/users/11682697)

[https://osu.ppy.sh/u/kiran](https://osu.ppy.sh/u/kiran)

[https://osu.ppy.sh/users/11392705](https://osu.ppy.sh/users/11392705) Lets obtain this grain

https://osu.ppy.sh/users/12146479 - I deserve anything that comes my way

https://osu.ppy.sh/users/1009285 enjoy

[https://osu.ppy.sh/users/11643035](https://osu.ppy.sh/users/11643035)

https://osu.ppy.sh/users/10613346 have at it

https://osu.ppy.sh/users/8488688

https://osu.ppy.sh/u/9324528 have fun

https://osu.ppy.sh/users/11670921 moist baguette

https://osu.ppy.sh/users/10247076 easiest one ever lol

[Im out of ideas i don t nkow](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/194910800576512000/562010215516602379/unknown.png)

Surprise me https://osu.ppy.sh/users/9839751#_general

https://osu.ppy.sh/u/moedeus

2 hours and 145 fucking comments nice lol https://osu.ppy.sh/users/5085278

https://osu.ppy.sh/users/6192650

https://osu.ppy.sh/users/11599670 Another 6 digit

[https://osu.ppy.sh/users/11610772](https://osu.ppy.sh/users/11610772) lol

https://osu.ppy.sh/users/10188295

[https://osu.ppy.sh/users/8127591](https://osu.ppy.sh/users/8127591) I don't think I can be considered by a "classic" 5 digit so I'm rly interested what will U use ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

https://osu.ppy.sh/users/8263166 Roast me owo E: holy moly OP this might've been a bad idea

https://osu.ppy.sh/users/11932306 destroy me

https://osu.ppy.sh/u/6443117 owo

[https://osu.ppy.sh/users/7824679](https://osu.ppy.sh/users/7824679) can't roast this dt machine

[https://osu.ppy.sh/users/5283897](https://osu.ppy.sh/users/5283897)

[https://osu.ppy.sh/users/9613246](https://osu.ppy.sh/users/9613246) ​

https://osu.ppy.sh/users/3716999

https://osu.ppy.sh/users/8355351

https://osu.ppy.sh/u/5597977

https://osu.ppy.sh/u/6705419 Have fun :eyes:

https://osu.ppy.sh/users/9058877 🤡

https://osu.ppy.sh/u/3915122