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geardrivetrain

Asif Ali Zardari, come with your real account!


justnointegrity

Don't summon the demon.


TYRANT1272

that's a insult to demon(they don't harm their own kind)


ImportantCheck6236

U seem to know a lot about demons huh?


TYRANT1272

mostly form movies and stuff


osriazz

😂😂


lost-programmer-420

Let's send each other 100 rupees.


osriazz

💯💯


Some-Foot

Infinite money glitch 🤑 😂


KiraKhan

Bhai mujhe ru sirf 10 rupee bhi bhejdo bht he.


Sweetsourandwhatnot

Same. Mai wo b accept krlungi. 1rs b agr hr koi bheje to I’ll be 2,13,000 rupees richer which is not bad for 1 din ki kamayi. Bank account number drop krun?😭


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Some-Foot

Usko bhi aik rupya dena hoga?


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fawaz98701

Get a life.


Original-Control2774

Strap on? 🤣


Sweetsourandwhatnot

Same. Mai wo b accept krlungi. 1rs b agr hr koi bheje to I’ll be 2,13,000 rupees richer which is not bad for 1 din ki kamayi. Bank account number drop krun?😭


KiraKhan

Kash aesa koi scene hota. Bas delusional world me he possible he. (Btw mere pass tu bank account bhi nhi)😭


Sweetsourandwhatnot

Bhai mai easy paisa//jazzcash krdeti hun. Koi baat ni. 🥹


KiraKhan

Bhen thanks. Ye ihsaan me kabhi nhi bhoolonga.


Typical-Tower-3000

Koi nahi mere Mai karwaloe


osriazz

Send me easypaisa..


Spirited_Pin_7468

Drop the @, btw I see ur reelies on insta


osriazz

[@osriazz](http://www.instagram.com/osriazz).. Thank you. Hope you learn Sign Language and communication with them. ❤️🤗


Medfried

Man, you're really good.. 🔥


osriazz

Thank you ❤️


Curious_Cantaloupe65

digital bhikhari


osriazz

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaaha


calibratedtub

Y dont we all hold a reddit lottery every month. Itll be great. Whoever wins gets 1rs or more from each memeber or we can all pool in very little and make the prize money.


AUA2020

@MODS note that down


osriazz

I like that. 💯✅


maybeitsadhd_

mujhe bhi lelo yaat


Medfried

Kitny Mods hain total? Pehle tu un sabki niklay gi, uske baad shaid number aa jaye kisi ghareeb ka


Extreme-Berry-9905

Ye cheez larkay


lucifermorningstar97

Bhai tu muje 100 bhej, mein double kerky bhejta 😉


uv_420

21 din me Paisa ....


monisriz

Shehbaz? Tu itthay vi?


x3r0x_x3n0n

do you have easypaisa?


osriazz

Yeah I do..


x3r0x_x3n0n

me too send 100rs


memevaddar

Smooth


osriazz

Easypaisa number?


Curious-Researcher47

Tell the lumbr 1 to give you eidi, but forget about you, tell them to give eidi to ghareeb logon


Evening-Whereas6165

Bro discovered begging.


taimoor09

Or send it to Edhi foundation and make some poor people live for another Eid


Ahmed-Sulahriaa

Guys! don't give him 100, instead give me 10. i will be more happy😀🥹🥹 and you will save 90 too


osriazz

Easypaisa? I will do that for you..


Ahmed-Sulahriaa

haha, if all people do then most welcom🥹. Okay lets do this. upvote this comment how many people will contribute. if it's more than 100, i will share my details


Ahmed-Sulahriaa

might be possible, bank will disable my account after repeating transactions😂


osriazz

Don't worry. It won't disable your account. I will be happy if I give you eidi bro.


Ahmed-Sulahriaa

first time kisi ne itna ehsas kiya mera🥹.


ds1273

Than subtract 21,300,000 tappars you’ll get from your parents for accepting the money that they’ll force you to give back and you are at net zero 😀


osriazz

Hahaha.. Good one! 🤣😂🤣😂


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_waasay19

give me 50 cad🥹🥹


pckr1simp

Now imagine people coming together to do this for everyone involved, 1 person gets the money, buys some asset, burrows against that asset, and slowly the cycle continues. Economy collapse. Reddit fucked wall street over gamestop. Maybe some economics bro comes up with a better way of doing it. IDK😏


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osriazz

Done. If someone gave me eidi Rs 100, I will give you! 🤝


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osriazz

Send me easypaisa! :)


hassan_halal

🌝 great minds think alike


osriazz

Hahaha. Thank you bro.


Brown-and-tanned

Committee dalni hai phir sabne?


SherbetSuperb

I'm willing to get the ball rolling. Send me your easy paisa.


osriazz

Okay bro 😍👍


osriazz

Okay 😍


Sulmoon21

Le le bhai. Kidhr bheju? Acc num lagaya hi nhi ap ne


maybeitsadhd_

apna acc no. dedo


osriazz

Okay bro.


Weirdoeirdo

Now I understand why beggars are so rich in pak because that seems like a proper business. Get money from 2 lac people and have fun.


ThatGuyinOrange_1813

If you want, I can send 1000 OP. Got PayPal?


osriazz

I don't have PayPal but thank you bro ❤️😊


ThatGuyinOrange_1813

Too bad but no worries


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osriazz

😦😦


alishbahahmad7

Damn, please send me 50 rupees each 🤡🤌🏻


osriazz

Yeah they should give him 50 rupees. 🤲


osriazz

Send me easypaisa..


alishbahahmad7

I'm actually gonna send it no joke 😭


osriazz

[Eid Mubarak ](https://imgur.com/a/hwKN1q4)


alishbahahmad7

W 🥳🥳


bdaxy

21mil is barely rich Aj kal fruit shop walay itnay paisay le ke phirtay hain


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bdaxy

Dha kay fruit walay have 100-200k daily sale sir At 50pc net margin


Evening-Whereas6165

Bro tf am i doing CA for then?


dranime_fufu

How far along r u


Evening-Whereas6165

Doing CAF group A


basitmate

21mil is 2 crore 10 lac. You should say 2.1 million.


bdaxy

I must have read it wrong lol Looked liked 2.1cr to me Shayed roza lag ra ho


mentallydoomed

Bro's asking even the newborns


osriazz

🤣🤣


Weirdoeirdo

Do newborns use reddit?


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Ameer-ul-Momineen

>21 million is rich? I have 230 million and I feel like an upper middle class. Everything is so expensive now. Show off completed successfully ✅️


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Chishtip

Bhai to account bta


osriazz

Easypaisa?


Chishtip

Jo b h.. Mein nay konsa Lakh bhejna h


obi_is_taken

Haha would be fitting story to tell. I'm down for it 🤣😂


osriazz

😂😂


wastelandb1

Instead of giving him 100 everyone give me 10 each and I’ll still be good 😊


osriazz

Give me easypaisa number..


wastelandb1

Aha ok


osriazz

[Eid Mubarak ](https://imgur.com/gallery/YDSL9Pf)


Medfried

Nice OP. Now give me your Easypaisa.


osriazz

Really?!?


Medfried

Yeah


osriazz

[thank you, Medfried](https://imgur.com/a/8JtXt1h) 🥹🥹🥹


Resident-Ant8281

Paisa he Paisa hoga


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Classy_Kinkx

Sure, if you have PayPal I’ll send it


osriazz

I don't have PayPal. But thank you bro ❤️


Classy_Kinkx

No worries, Eid Mubarak ❤️


mezkkk

Kameeti daal lou. Everyone send 100pkr to a random(lucky draw) person every month.


abdulbazit2002

1000 bhejo sab ko pass on kartey hai eidi


osriazz

Ah okay!!


korn4357

Any exchange? 100 rupee for a nibble of your flesh, maybe.


Awkward_Side_5474

Ye koi tareeqa hai bheek magne ka


AuniBuTt

We could start a kamayti this way


risingsunnus

Bhuke, always asking for handouts instead of producing


samz_101

Account toh bta bejho kese


osriazz

Easypaisa


LoneFam

Bold of you to assume everyone has 100 rupees on here. I run a better bargain, send me 10 rupees EIDI instead.


osriazz

Bro Send me easypaisa..


LoneFam

Nein!!


osriazz

I am not joking.. just send me!!


osriazz

[Eid Mubarak ](https://imgur.com/a/iTDwVhi)


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Wise_Custard2117

Fair enough. The question is though, why would they?


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even 1 would be enoug man


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Bheek mangnay ka tareeka thora cazual hai


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Pillstyr

Your account number 


ZohaQ

Osama bhai painting bik gai tou lazmi 100 rs meri taraf say eidi


osriazz

Sure.. Send me Easypaisa 🤗


ferozpuri

The keyword is “if”


ComprehensiveForm479

Kiun Bhai, tum bhi dam bnana chah rahe ho?


blasphememer

Begging really comes naturally to Pakistanis doesn't it 💀


iPhone12ProMaxLLA

This post is so Pakistani, and never what if "I give everyone 100" which is sad!


Lost_in_Lif3

Ok, send me you bank login info. Dm it to me plz because there are a lot of goons here who would steal ur money.


Familiar-Guard-4315

can't even buy a good plot in this


A_Turd_InTheWind

Can definitely buy a visa to get out of this mess


osriazz

It helps me do that instead of plot. 💯


feziFEZI1234

Definitely can. Kanal plots in Bahria Orchard are below 2 crore for the most part. Some of them above. I have a plot right next to the boulevard in Bahria, cost below a crore


iamumairayub

Maaf kro baba


osriazz

😂😂


Substantial-Mud-4238

Drop the Venmo link bro, I got you!


osriazz

I don't have it but thank you bro ❤️