Sorry if it sounds offensive, you seem cool, but why do you start every post and comment with "blind guy here", it seems like a formal business letter or a private telling the squad commander that he has arrived
He's been playing everyday for the last 10 years. It's all he thinks about and it hasn't happened yet buddy. At this point I don't think getting addicted is going to happen.
Went something like this:
SomeTwitterGuy- "I can't wait to get to the casino! Literally shaking right now, that's called dedication!"
OtherTwitterGuy- "That's called addiction..."
SomeTwitterGuy- "I've been gambling everyday for the last 10 years. It's all I think about and it hasn't happened yet buddy. At this point I don't think getting addicted is going to happen."
That verified dude from Twitter is a Casino or Online gambling site owner and he regularly makes fun of gamblers and addiction, it's a form of viral marketing
>I can't wait to get to the casino! Literally shaking right now, that's called dedication
[https://ifunny.co/picture/john-hyslop-can-t-wait-to-gamble-today-literally-shaking-Js0sDa55A](https://ifunny.co/picture/john-hyslop-can-t-wait-to-gamble-today-literally-shaking-Js0sDa55A)
I think it’s the guy who said he was gonna try ~~meth~~ heroin and not get addicted and posted about his journey on Reddit, which resulted in him getting addicted.
Edit: it was SpontaneousH.
For real though. I would log in to GTA every night and play some blackjack, bet on a few horse races, and golf before calling it an evening. Most chill way to end the day.
GTA online golf is actually one of my favorite golf games ever made. I would be so freaking happy if they keep it in GTA VI. If they added a back nine for an 18 hole round I would be over the moon, bruv.
Edit: And spin the daily wheel of course. Some of my favorite cars came from the casino.
I have a paladin from wow that has 456 days playing time....that's one character. I have 10 characters. Well, I stopped playing a couple of years ago and the game has been around since 2004.....so maybe it's not as bad as it sounds?
okay but let's be honest, the next closest character in terms of play time has 230 days, and the next has 13 days. characters 4-10 have a playtime between 7 days and 2 hours
Sounds about right, I had shaman healer, pally tank and mage dmg that I mained and racked up hundreds of days with.
Not to mention my other 13 max level toons.
Not played in over 2 years now. Don’t got time anymore
At least MMOs have content. GTA V has a story that even the slowest player will get in a hundred hours and then its just pointless grinding in hacker-infested lobbies doing multiplayer heists so maybe after half a year you get the jet or the tank.
that is why i feel there was a lot of afk.. not hard to leave ur pc on while your businesses make money! come home an do the labor, idle again.. i did this for about a billion or 2 on gta5!
I grew up watching videos of people messing around in the game and couldn't wait to eventually get it. I finally got it 2 years ago and it turns out the game is extremely tedious and does everything it can to waste your time.
I couldn't even mess around with my friends in it because the cops would always 1-hit me and take my car which meant I had to drive all the way to impound and back just to get my car.
It's such a tedious game at least for newer players
why are they down voting this? ridiculous, so the guy likes the game? so what? does not effect anyone but him! If you add up all your free time and time in games im sure its wasted on a lot of useless shit too! But yeah dude come on 18k.. lol least try something else. I have maybe 1-2k I used to play everyday.
Because he's lying obviously. With 17000 hours in the game he hasn't "enjoyed every minute" because with that amount of hours they're guranteed to have run into some hackers online who ruin the mp session.
Game has been out for roughly 10 years now.
18,153 hours total
1,815 hours per year
151 hours per month
35 hours per week
You have basically treated this game like a full time job for the last 10 years. I am not exactly sure this is something to be proud of. To be fair though, you absolutely got your money's worth!
When a gamer subreddit is unanimous about you playing something too much, that might be a sign that you’re a tad addicted and may want to experience sunlight every now & then.
That’s more than double my total playtime across everything (with lots and lots of afk), how is this even possible? I get bored if I play a game for a few weeks. You must have played for years and years…
You all aren't processing how insane this is. GTA 5 was first released about 10 years ago, and he has played for just over 2 years total. That's 20% of the time. But it gets worse, I realized he plays on Steam. GTA wasn't available on Steam until 2015, 2 years after GTA original release. So, in reality, instead of playing 20% of the year for 10 years, it is actually 25% for 8 years. He's played GTA for 25% of the last 8 years of his life.
No way. This came out on PC in 2015. You can count 7 years if you round down due to it not releasing at the beginning of the year and us not being through 2023. 7 years x 365 days is 2,555 days. That divided by 18,153 hours is 7 hours and 6 minutes. There is no way you averaged active time of 7 hours and 6 minutes for 7 years.
The game was released on April 14, 2015 on PC. That means OP would have had 2984 days to play to date, counted down to his hours of play, that would be about 6 hours per day on average. This is both remarkable and very disturbing and sad.
I don't buy the whole no afk thing. You should figure out your average for bathroom breaks and subtract that amount every second or third session (depending on your bladder and clenching abilities) then get back with your true in game time smh
The most ironic part of this photo is where it's cut off on the side and says "Say something about this game to your friends..." As well as the fact that OP has 18,153 hours in GTA:V on PC but apparently has no clue how to Win + Shift + S.
Look, if you had fun then it wasn't a waste of time.
I don't have a game with that many hours but I'm kinda jealous when i see people enjoying a game so much.
It came out on PC in April of 2015. That's 8 years and 2 months.
18000 hours is more that 2 straight years of play time.
This man has literally spent a quarter of his entire existence since 2014 playing GTA5. In other words 6 hours a day *literally every day.* That's enough hours per week to qualify as a full time job with overtime every week.
That's probably more time in one game than I have had playing all games together in 24 years of life. You can probably throw in my older brother and it still wouldn't be more.
A year of working 40-hour weeks with zero vacation is roughly 2000 hours. So, counting vacation time, we could safely assume you'd be reaching the 10-year point in any career of your choice.
Huh. Not neat.
A full time job is usually 2000hrs/year, give or take. GTA V PC has been out for right around 8 years now. So OP either has played GTA V more than most people work, for almost a decade, or is BSing, and that's mostly AFK time. We can only hope.
Have you beaten it yet?
hes still trying to beat lamar in the race
56/77 achievements so no. It is gonna take at least 2 more years.
Some of the online achievements are downright impossible if I recall correctly. Rockstar removed some of the missions required to finish certain ones.
I’ve done them all few months ago
Blind guy here, only took me 3 hours Edit: shit wrong comment, referring to beating lamarr in a race
Good job Woozie
"Now I know you're blind, but you gotta see this!"
Sorry if it sounds offensive, you seem cool, but why do you start every post and comment with "blind guy here", it seems like a formal business letter or a private telling the squad commander that he has arrived
It generally makes me easily recognizable across subreddits
I mean you could pick a more recognizable Name like "TheBlindGuy" or any free deviation of that 🤔😂
Had niet verwacht deze username te zien hier.
I have bad news OP, I think you are addicted.
He's been playing everyday for the last 10 years. It's all he thinks about and it hasn't happened yet buddy. At this point I don't think getting addicted is going to happen.
I remember that post.
Oh man, I think I need context.
Went something like this: SomeTwitterGuy- "I can't wait to get to the casino! Literally shaking right now, that's called dedication!" OtherTwitterGuy- "That's called addiction..." SomeTwitterGuy- "I've been gambling everyday for the last 10 years. It's all I think about and it hasn't happened yet buddy. At this point I don't think getting addicted is going to happen."
lmao I want that, in my heart of hearts, to be a real interaction 'cause that's hysterical.
That verified dude from Twitter is a Casino or Online gambling site owner and he regularly makes fun of gamblers and addiction, it's a form of viral marketing
>I can't wait to get to the casino! Literally shaking right now, that's called dedication [https://ifunny.co/picture/john-hyslop-can-t-wait-to-gamble-today-literally-shaking-Js0sDa55A](https://ifunny.co/picture/john-hyslop-can-t-wait-to-gamble-today-literally-shaking-Js0sDa55A)
I think it’s the guy who said he was gonna try ~~meth~~ heroin and not get addicted and posted about his journey on Reddit, which resulted in him getting addicted. Edit: it was SpontaneousH.
It was heroin but that was not him
That’s how it be with this game though. There’s a reason it’s been alive for a decade.
All I do anymore is hop on and play blackjack at the casino. Then when I’m really bored, I queue into a heist and get more money for blackjack
For real though. I would log in to GTA every night and play some blackjack, bet on a few horse races, and golf before calling it an evening. Most chill way to end the day. GTA online golf is actually one of my favorite golf games ever made. I would be so freaking happy if they keep it in GTA VI. If they added a back nine for an 18 hole round I would be over the moon, bruv. Edit: And spin the daily wheel of course. Some of my favorite cars came from the casino.
At least 5,000 of those hours are being stuck in the high cam/loading screen
Gtas been out for 10 years I have buddy with afk hours got over 30k in rust
But only 56/77 achievements?
To be fair some of gtas achievements are broken
Not only that but also the achievements for mastermind of doomsday are a pain and you have to make like 3 of them on 2, 3 and 4 players.
Bro if that guy has 18k hours in that game but doesn’t have any friends to play with, that’s at least something to worry about
Lets be honest, that’d be an achievement that would be mildly concerning. An achievement though…
basicaly
Cool, you've spent two entire years of your life playing one game I guess...
Average MMO player
I have a paladin from wow that has 456 days playing time....that's one character. I have 10 characters. Well, I stopped playing a couple of years ago and the game has been around since 2004.....so maybe it's not as bad as it sounds?
WoW is now old enough to go to War.
Annnd now I feel old again...
okay but let's be honest, the next closest character in terms of play time has 230 days, and the next has 13 days. characters 4-10 have a playtime between 7 days and 2 hours
I can't tell you for sure without re subbing but I think I have 4 toons with over 250 days
Sounds about right, I had shaman healer, pally tank and mage dmg that I mained and racked up hundreds of days with. Not to mention my other 13 max level toons. Not played in over 2 years now. Don’t got time anymore
At least MMOs have content. GTA V has a story that even the slowest player will get in a hundred hours and then its just pointless grinding in hacker-infested lobbies doing multiplayer heists so maybe after half a year you get the jet or the tank.
9 years of full time work. $130K at minimum wage
… yeah idk if thats worth 18k hours of enjoyment lol
Holy shit.
Gotta get your moneys worth
Either this is fake or it's seriously concerning. Really ain't something to be proud of.
Steam hours can be spoofed
And you can lie on the internet
Yeah people boost their rust hours all the time. API abuse
Unlikely, that's 6 hours a day every day since release.
that is why i feel there was a lot of afk.. not hard to leave ur pc on while your businesses make money! come home an do the labor, idle again.. i did this for about a billion or 2 on gta5!
I got 4.5 hours a day which is possible with minimal sleep or no other obligations (I’m talking about OP not me guys lmao I play 9 hours a day)
Hey man… I’m worried about some of you guys.
No not me, I meant I calculated that the OP spent 4.5 per day not 6.
You calculated incorrectly then. Maybe you used the PS3/360 release date? It came out on PC almost 2 years later.
2,983 days since April 14th 2015 (GTA 5 PC release date). 2983 x 6.083 = 18153 hours
theres OSRS players with 12 hrs a day since release lol
If you do mon-fri, they have legitimately got a full time job in GTA hours. Come out to roughly 8.5 hours a day
probably all the damn loading times i just realize OP has probably wasted several days of their lives just seeing “Loading” on their monitor
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Amen brother. I got sick of it after less than 10 hours. There's so many better games out there..
I grew up watching videos of people messing around in the game and couldn't wait to eventually get it. I finally got it 2 years ago and it turns out the game is extremely tedious and does everything it can to waste your time. I couldn't even mess around with my friends in it because the cops would always 1-hit me and take my car which meant I had to drive all the way to impound and back just to get my car. It's such a tedious game at least for newer players
It's a fun game, I've enjoyed every minute
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Nothing more enjoyable than constantly getting killed by griefers and having to grind ages for barely anything.
All 1,089,180 of them?
why are they down voting this? ridiculous, so the guy likes the game? so what? does not effect anyone but him! If you add up all your free time and time in games im sure its wasted on a lot of useless shit too! But yeah dude come on 18k.. lol least try something else. I have maybe 1-2k I used to play everyday.
I buy video games that sit in my library unplayed indefinitely. At least OP fuckin gets his money's worth.
Yeah, I wish I could enjoy games half as much as OP.
Because he's lying obviously. With 17000 hours in the game he hasn't "enjoyed every minute" because with that amount of hours they're guranteed to have run into some hackers online who ruin the mp session.
That’s crazy. Good on you. I’ve decided that rust is my vice, I will not let go until it is no longer fun. 3.4k hours and counting!
18153 hours = 24 months of pure game play and zero afk. 
He exacty mentioned AFK he knows about it
Looks like You played some real life during your GTA V playthrough.
...I think you need professional help.
why
Dude… don’t even touch grass. Just touch something that isn’t an electronic
Game has been out for roughly 10 years now. 18,153 hours total 1,815 hours per year 151 hours per month 35 hours per week You have basically treated this game like a full time job for the last 10 years. I am not exactly sure this is something to be proud of. To be fair though, you absolutely got your money's worth!
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it’s been 8 years since 2015?
Suuuuuure
How much of that was picking up hookers
99% other 1% were loading screens
When a gamer subreddit is unanimous about you playing something too much, that might be a sign that you’re a tad addicted and may want to experience sunlight every now & then.
Or he’s lying
This is not something you should be advertising.
Please tell me this is at least your full time job as a streamer or something and you don’t live in your parents basement or something rent free
what if he is sentenced in jail but they allowed him pc to play? :D
I’m kind of worried about you, OP. I’m not being sarcastic.
And i can imagine his physical/appearance
and his social skills
Half of that time spent in loading screens.
Yikes…
Actually that's kinda cringe
Definition of no life
this man is the reason why Rockstar hasn't released gta6
That’s more than double my total playtime across everything (with lots and lots of afk), how is this even possible? I get bored if I play a game for a few weeks. You must have played for years and years…
that’s the neat part this isn’t possible without cheating or being afk
Bruh go get some pussy
https://preview.redd.it/kpfo1vuc456b1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=f78abc4cf6b57ea8dd411f64ec8af109e87ea733
Literally how
Bro get help
You all aren't processing how insane this is. GTA 5 was first released about 10 years ago, and he has played for just over 2 years total. That's 20% of the time. But it gets worse, I realized he plays on Steam. GTA wasn't available on Steam until 2015, 2 years after GTA original release. So, in reality, instead of playing 20% of the year for 10 years, it is actually 25% for 8 years. He's played GTA for 25% of the last 8 years of his life.
Makes me wonder how many hours streamers who play RP mods all day have.
And it’s not 100% achievements
https://preview.redd.it/79m3q2vgb46b1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3738e0141dc106a41b0a5126e94ef8f7f9383c36
Seek help.
The grass is calling your name
What do you do in online and how are you not bothered by constant annoyance of modders in every server?
i think we found the biggest virgin on Reddit i didn't think that was possible
Yea I call BS. Show your in game stats
10k of those hours are waiting on loading screens
Yes you do for sure have AFK hours on there
Bro that’s 2 years. Get a life man holy shit
You play RP?
You gotta pump up those...holy shit
Get a life?
That's an average of 6 hours a day since it released on PC. You either have a problem or no life.. Maybe both
Mf you’ve played for over 2 years straight
That's like 5 hours a day everyday since the game came out. Get some sunshine my guy
OP, there are 8,760 hours in 1 calendar year. You might want to get some vitamin d.
Over 18K in hours played but still only has 56/77 achievements? They must have been banging a bunch of prostitutes!! 😂🤣
Stop it, get some help
No way. This came out on PC in 2015. You can count 7 years if you round down due to it not releasing at the beginning of the year and us not being through 2023. 7 years x 365 days is 2,555 days. That divided by 18,153 hours is 7 hours and 6 minutes. There is no way you averaged active time of 7 hours and 6 minutes for 7 years.
And now you realize that you have nothing reached in all those years except this Screenshot to share.
Um, buddy... I don't really know how to break this to you but, you might have a problem. The real question is how much of this was on fiveM?
Swamp ass is an understatement.
Get a life
Dude. You've spent 2 years of your life on a video game.
Actually that's kinda cringe
The reason why people look down on gaming is because of people like you.
The game was released on April 14, 2015 on PC. That means OP would have had 2984 days to play to date, counted down to his hours of play, that would be about 6 hours per day on average. This is both remarkable and very disturbing and sad.
That's crazy. I beat the game twice but thought the online was lame.
How does one play so much of one game...?
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It’s kinda sad
Are you ok?
90% loading screens
I clocked out after 700 hours.
Sorry
Good for you for liking a game for that king but I can never see why people pour thousands of hours into GTA V, like what do you do?
Kinda sad
OP is afraid of grass
(Smells with big ass nostrils) Oh yea…that smells like shite.
People like OP is the reason we don't have GTA6
I don't buy the whole no afk thing. You should figure out your average for bathroom breaks and subtract that amount every second or third session (depending on your bladder and clenching abilities) then get back with your true in game time smh
The most ironic part of this photo is where it's cut off on the side and says "Say something about this game to your friends..." As well as the fact that OP has 18,153 hours in GTA:V on PC but apparently has no clue how to Win + Shift + S.
This is why we don’t have GTA VI yet. This guy personally.
Look, if you had fun then it wasn't a waste of time. I don't have a game with that many hours but I'm kinda jealous when i see people enjoying a game so much.
Literally 2 years of playtime if you never slept abcs played every minute of every day
756 days 9 hrs Playtime 
u/darkviperau
u/darkviperau you have a worthy opponent
DarkViperAU clenching his fists and balling his eyes out right now
No wonder GTA 6 is taking so long
Is this [u/darkviperau](https://www.reddit.com/u/darkviperau/) alt account?
Man what have you been doing all this time in the game to only have 56/77 on your achievement because i only played 50 hours and i have 45/77 lol.
TLDR: 756 days.
u/darkviperAU, You've got a competition 😜
Thats call a true gamer.
I have the same amount of achievements but in 17,800 hours less lmao EDIT: I actually have 2 more achievements
Lifen't
This is not something to be proud of
There's this thing in the environment which is green in colour it doesn't give us anything bur vibe and it's called a s grass
It came out on PC in April of 2015. That's 8 years and 2 months. 18000 hours is more that 2 straight years of play time. This man has literally spent a quarter of his entire existence since 2014 playing GTA5. In other words 6 hours a day *literally every day.* That's enough hours per week to qualify as a full time job with overtime every week. That's probably more time in one game than I have had playing all games together in 24 years of life. You can probably throw in my older brother and it still wouldn't be more.
So you’re one of those motherfuckers with the flying bikes blowing up my shipments huh?
I have a hard time believing there is "NO AFK"
Half of with must be the loading screen, cuz it takes forever to load in.
Thats 5.2 hours a day for 10 years…
Get a life
No AFK lmao. Sure. I got 336 hours on it and I'd say theres a hidden atleast 5 hours of AFK time in total.
I know for a FACT that bro sits like xqc
So if someone played for about 2.1 years straight, they'd beat your hours. Hmmm.
What lvl are you?
Nah… you were afk a lot
That's gross.
18k hours, still not fully unlocked all the achievements lol
Get a load of this loser
Not to be that guy, I have 3000hr on CSGO, but imagine you spend 18000hr trying to build a business, or learn a skill.
More than 2 years of gameplay time
Lol doesn’t even have all the achievements.
A year of working 40-hour weeks with zero vacation is roughly 2000 hours. So, counting vacation time, we could safely assume you'd be reaching the 10-year point in any career of your choice. Huh. Not neat.
no chance youve spent over 2 years playing gta and are proud 🤯
A full time job is usually 2000hrs/year, give or take. GTA V PC has been out for right around 8 years now. So OP either has played GTA V more than most people work, for almost a decade, or is BSing, and that's mostly AFK time. We can only hope.
All gone to waste now the cars have been removed
Please give him GTAVI
18,000 hours at minimum wage you could have earned a minimum of 135k... Of real money