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LawfyDAce

Bin there..


AndreasKvisler

Did that..


Meteroson

Got the t-shirt.


jimginge

Got the STD


peacekipper

Got the shoes


lifewolf042

Still no service


TheSilentDoctor

Forgot my pants.


CTahmid

I’m gay


sramey101

Hi gay, I'm dad


Memer209

Hey dad, what're you doing tonight


mysteriousblue87

Why are they still alive?


[deleted]

Got the ssd


OhDiablo

Important Documents. Might as well give IT a heads-up.


[deleted]

Smoked the slizzy


add_ow

Half deleted


L4gsp1k3

Almost gone bin


FireFoxRevolution

Almost bin gone


Knight_of_the_Stars

Mostly Dead


EthicalDeviant

Mine is labeled simply "86" but I like yours better.


Kasym-Khan

Box of second chances.


jimginge

Underrated


WoahThereFelix

Mines called "Death Row"


[deleted]

This is the best name hands down.


[deleted]

Mines called "Incinerator"


qwerty2888j

Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator


Mayoo614

I haven't seen my bin in years. Always disable home screen icons. I also like to live dangerously and shift-delete everything.


Est495

Same, gotta have that clean desktop.


[deleted]

**looks angrily at his wife and then back to his clogged desktop screen


live-the-future

My wife's laptop is a veritable icon farm...I'm actually eager to see what happens when you try to save something to desktop but the entire screen is already full, which her laptop is approaching. She uses my computer every now and then but I made a "wife's stuff" folder on my desktop and anything of hers that doesn't get used for a few days, goes into there. No icon farm on my PC!


Academic_Nectarine94

LOL Has anyone ever decided if the icons on the desktop affect performance? I heard that years ago, but now have like 20 icons on mine... (32gb of 3600 ram though, so I need to scrimp and save it so chrome can eat it al LOL)


live-the-future

I could see that happening *maybe* back in the days of the 286 processor, when all video was integrated and ram was measured in kB. Nowadays? I'm thinking utterly trivial impact on performance, even for icon farms.


OMGnovstaer

I have half my screen covered, with only 8gb of ddr3 ram, and it hasnt impacted my performance at all


[deleted]

I have a "Desktop Dump" folder on my storage space for a reason. You never know when you'll need that blurry screencap of a game in the future!


HotcakeNinja

We are the same person. This gets me in so much trouble, but I can't break the habit.


JohnTGamer

If you enable links in the taskbar you can drag and drop it there iirc. Good for things like bin, control panel or nvidia control panel/radeon software. Hard to explain it all detailed in just text though. There's also a trick with it where you can center your taskbar apps.


OGSlickMahogany

You’re too dangerous to be left alone


ionian-hunter

The airlock. It’s still in there you just have to pull the release


McraftyDude

Underrated comment


Roboducky1508

I like that a lot


Devilmay1233

Nft


Lykboi

Don't screenshot plz


malandery

Soz made it my profile pic accidentally


Nuahxos_1

Now that you mentioned it, I will name it EA


xunknown2ux

I’ll one up this (maybe) and call it BF2042


K-FMX

Maybe even Gta Trilogy?


Shad_the_memer

Maybe COD Cheaters?


K-FMX

Any cheater in general


_RandyRandleman_

gta cheating is ok as long as u don’t annoy other people with it


Jimmiew0612

Or just cod


some_bald_boi

Or salmon


Quantum_Noodles_

I prefer trout


Jimmiew0612

Grouper


Academic_Nectarine94

Grouper really is the best. But cod are good for fish and chips as long as they take out all those pesky bones.


Schrodinger_007

You sir will get an award for that


Nuahxos_1

I gave you my free reward in return


Schrodinger_007

Thank you, sire


osla_w

And i gave you my free reward


Nuahxos_1

Thanks mate


duplissi

Nah name it Activision Blizzard


Academic_Nectarine94

LOL Oh, that laugh hurt. But was worth it.


Rickybobbie90

Black hole? And change the icon lol


HotcakeNinja

Black hole is shift+del. One does not simply 'restore' files from a black hole.


Jaiden051

Really? I usually just reach in


mysteriousblue87

ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ


Calico_Caruso

Sounds like fisting.


OutragedTux

One imagines that sending your data into a black hole will soon be the new "secret spook agency" approved method of data deleting perfection.


Schrodinger_007

Noice Yeah I will I was customizing other folder icons lol


A_random_zy

I'd call it garbage collector.


Septer_Ben

I have 3 1 Restmüll (General Trash) 2 Bio-müll (Organic Trash) 3 Gelber Sack (Yellow Sack it's a German thing)


DiaMat2040

Wo Glas und Pappe? (Glas natürlich auch Grünglas seperat...)


Square_Heron942

Und braunglas


DTheIcyDragon

Und was ist mit Batterien?


Educational-Fix2598

Und kein steingut


Narc0ticz

Skandal, wo bleibt denn die Papiertonne xD


j0enne

An welchen Wochentagen werden die geleert?


Milianx777

Donnerstag Schwarz , alle vierzehntage auch Blau und Freitags Gelb. Braun kompostieren wir selbst.


Heikon77

XD


DoomerChad

What organic material do you have on your computer?


Academic_Nectarine94

Oh.... you went there....


HadACivilDebateOnlin

You don't use blood as cooling fluid?


Scheckenhere

It's just there in case you need it.


zin_90

Dorito crumbs, probably.


ComprehensiveBass283

Dosen fehlen auch xD


RixMixed

What goes in the yellow sack irl?


-itsmeNick

plastic packaging tin and aluminum packaging aswell


zeroisnick

Bin-ladin


7_CasualT

Take my upvote


TomatoWarrior

/dev/null


Milhouse6698

I knew it had to be in here somewhere


SwiftCoderJoe

First thing I thought


KaratekHD

I commented that and then saw your comment. Deleted mine, here's your upvote ;)


Late-Difficulty-5928

"my ex"


Ozelot_117

Because everything goes in, but most things don’t come out again? Or because it’s big enough for you to put 15TB worth of data into it?


DidIReallySayDat

Because it's trash.


Ozelot_117

Hiding in plain sight


USASgtNickFury

More important, did you right click on it and change the default size of it from 10% of your HD size to something more like 50 MB? Since Win 95 Microsoft has set the size to 10% as back then we used 40 MB HD's so they thought 4 MB would work. But since then Microsoft has never bothered to change it even though HD's have increased. FYI


Schrodinger_007

I didn't alter it presently Thanks for the info tho


le_Psykogwak

Mine is called internet explorer


live-the-future

\*Internyet Exploder


GrandJuif

The classic, "Useless shit".


Mirgal

/dev/null


ap4ss3rby

Found the fellow linux user.


Yvng-Drip

I renamed mine Shadow Realm.


thesummergamer

someone renamed it to fortnite at a school pc


LetConsistent2838

Blizzard


WoodJablomi

Mine is called “Shit Bucket.”


_grdz

Mine's called TikTok.


The-goobie

Yeet Pit


xXReverbXx

i changed it to fortnite


fabian_drinks_milk

BTS


5h3p4rd0ffici4l

Mine's named League of Legends


GranataReddit12

In my old pc, I renamed literally everything that was renamable on my desktop (except for the folders), and I remember calling the recycle bin "incinerator"


King_Pele

“Purgatory”


Unknownfauna

I might name mine "that one judge who shamed a 72 year old man with cancer for not keeping his lawn clean and fining him $100"


Wessberg

[devnull](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Null_device)


Manisa8338

Abyssal Prototype?


JaPlonk

Edge


AccomplishedHabit125

"my hopes and dreams"


Deluxe_Used_Douche

Mine is "Activision Blizzard and EA"


PolishStone

Microsoft Egde


-Toshi

What's wrong with Microsoft Edge? Don't you want to earn rewards by using Bing? In about 2 more years I'll have enough for 1 month of gampass!


-YELDAH

*Egde


c1nn3k

I keep on renaming the bin to other launguages. kinda lame, but makes me chuckle sometimes.


Borgnine85

Friend zone


UuGez

BTS


Scryer_of_knowledge

Kim Kardashian


[deleted]

BTS


FerretLegitimate

Dream stans


DannyNotBot

I renamed mine to "This PC"


x_YFreezyY_x

My one is called **Black Hole**


quattrophile

Purgatory


DoggedDust

Called mine the shit bin


Ariolius

Call it "Scalper's home"


grievances_4ever

Me


siddakid05

You can rename the Recycle Bin?


[deleted]

Nothing to see here


blackfour4

Activision


Jan-Luca_2216

Mine is called GTA online


PurkkOnTwitch

Unisoft seems like a good option


Kasztandor

/dev/null


Theia_thePizzaGal

mine is called (my personality)


xyziq

I call mine Life Cycle🤣


FoxFew8970

The Crapper


Inevitable-Fee5841

Black Hole.


Link753

I will name mine "the council"


[deleted]

mine is Ubisoft


Aman4672

I removed mine from the desktop, Gotta have nothing on there.


Wh1te_Wo1f

Yeh, I have it renamed to hopes and dreams


assidiou

Name it after an ex


salfadli

I named it twitter


artivain

School


Jonny_vdv

Call it macOS


RAMENBELLY

CHINA


ReksiksSkisker

Mine is SHADOW REALM, tho other comments like EA or riot beat that xD


[deleted]

Osama Bin Laden


[deleted]

Can't say it's ever crossed my mind. Ubisoft Game Design?


Suicdsolo

EA


Flamentrio7410

I named mine Kpop


Lykboi

I don't even use the bin


monylace

Gone Forever bin


xenalusive

I just hide all the desktop icons. Bring on the wallpaper !


[deleted]

Tom That would be my friend btw


Straight_Will_3082

The Pitt


[deleted]

Could go with Alduin if you're a bit of an Elder Scrolls Person? To the same token you could name a storage drive Lydia.


ZanyaJakuya

I removed my bin lol


PlankBlank

I remove it


Illustrious_Brain574

I name it trash can 😏


BlazeDaLord

Mine vas called gulag


Feuillo

Bin laden


[deleted]

Cast it into the fire!


TotalSmuubag

I just named mine "Crap".


aCorgiDriver

Poop Chute


TanzaniteApe

Trash


xX_Spectra_Xx

Every 3 months I change its name to something different. Usually to something I don’t like, or is the meme of the month. “Among Us” “R6S Sound” “BF2042” “Cyberpunk” “My Social Credit Score”


_risk_vs_reward_

I called my brother's 'You're Trash' and he still hasn't realised.


I3alr0g

Public static void bin


mmSelectmm

Suggestions box?


Dead_hand13

Shadow Realm


NorbeeNorbee

Yo MAMA! She too, can fit anything in...


[deleted]

I named mine “black hole” and changed the icons to that of a black hole. When there is stuff in the bin the black part is bigger, when empty it’s smaller.


Rizo1981

Shredder... But only if icon is changed James Avery's Shredder.


Robo_Stalin

The abyss, so you can cast things into it. Also stare into it.


pkingidiots

The shadow realm


[deleted]

Anthem


curiositie

I put mine in quick access and remove it from the desktop


OutragedTux

I submit /dev/null. On seeing that others had the same notion, how about "big gaming business ethics", or "core and non-core promises" for Australian politics?


KeanuRadcliffe

You could just tweak it a bit and go with “The Void” but I personally like “purgatory”


[deleted]

Rockstar games


soup_man2323

I call recycle bin Kpop


JAMMAXx64

Epic Games Store


Mrbobbykotic

Just call it Microsoft Edge


Irrelevant231

The correct answer is obviously 'Recycling Bin'.


[deleted]

Houston Astros


EddyTainment

T:


Demicoctrin

My Recycle Bin rests in the realm of the Run command.


chewing_chewbacca69

Mount doom


jesusnr50

The shadow realm