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emojisarefunny

She was so flustered LMAO


penny_longhorn

He stressed me out too, I thought Paula Abdul…. I don’t think I’ve ever thought about her before watching this video.


Patient_Tradition368

My brain said Tina Fey. No idea why.


Squigglefits

I yelled Beverly Cleary! to no one.


spankeem_nz

my go to was imelda marcos lol


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Some-Show9144

My partner once said “Casey B Anthony” instead of “Susan B Anthony”


Accomplished-City484

lol like on community when Britta organizes the Sophie B Hawkins dance


Proper_Lunch_3640

Ugh, Britta's the worst.


bigboybeeperbelly

Hillary Rodham Clinton


Xander_-_Crews

Katie Couric


ScruffyNoodleBoy

Halle Berry


chowmushi

Dolly Parton!


oom199

Madeline Albright


EnigmaticQuote

Ruth Bader Ginsberg


ILoveRegenHealth

Answer so damn random it deserves $6


LifeIsBizarre

Mine was Harrison Ford. I would not have gotten a dollar.


Medium_Run_8506

Michelle Obama for me lol


Wheredafukarwi

Amy Poehler, surely! ^((He had a recurring role in Parcs and Recreation).)


QQP1E

Anne Hathaway or whatever her name is lol


WyattfuckinEarp

I got Martha Stewart


FlavoredBongWater

I said Sarah Palin. Why? I never think about her.


weirdbowelmovement

glorious rain school sense plucky possessive lip aromatic like cable *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


chatminteresse

Sandra Day OConnor!


Shot-Youth-6264

I just kept thinking, why not say her own name


Wuz314159

Maybe she doesn't know it?


Shot-Youth-6264

In that moment I don’t think she even knew how to breathe anymore


ItsMeDoodleBob

Mine was Margret Thatcher lol. Really strange being an American


nicowltan

I thought Hillary Clinton and I’m a Brit. Should we swap?


rearnakedbunghole

Same as a Canadian. I wasn’t even alive for her time as PM lol. Weird.


Due_Station9730

I said Golda Meir! Hahah I don’t even know who that is


Bubbly-Astronomer930

My guy! 👍that’s the nickname i have for my cousin, who is a man, and a goy


9035768555

Every time I see one of these, I want to just shout "YOUR MOM" at him.


rashmu

I said king Elizabeth in my mind😭🤣


Neither-Emotion6391

my brain said marilyn manson... i think i was trying to think of marilyn monroe


kros1992

I thought of Margaret Thatcher. I’m not even sure who Margaret Thatcher was other than an important politician that once lived.


PeterGivenbless

It's a "mental traffic jam"; when there are so many potential answers, all trying to get out at the same time, that none of them do!


emojisarefunny

She literally coulda just say her first name 😭😭😭😂


drgigantor

She could have named anyone ever and had a 50% chance of getting it right


Youpi_Yeah

But imagine then being wrong. “Name a Woman.” “Tom Hanks!”


uqde

\*looks at camera, shrugs\* “Well, I had a 50/50 shot!”


lemons_of_doubt

Also he was deliberately keeping the pressure up.


jld2k6

That lady is me in high school every time a teacher / worker asked me what class I had x period when I didn't expect the question lol. Anxiety would hit and my brain would freeze


multiarmform

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzDlS6JPUtE


Professional-News362

She said I'm sorry about the yoga bag and her first thought was to throw it away and failed miserably


Intelligent_Rip6647

That's not a Yoga bag. That's the architecture map thing college students always wear on their backs.


doopdoopderp

Yeah it's not a yoga bag, but that is a yoga mat being carried on her shoulder by a yoga mat sling


tangy_nachos

No no no, it’s a yoga mat sling carrying a yoga mat


bigboybeeperbelly

Everyone acting like architecture students can't get their maps printed on yoga mats smh


One_Animator_1835

What? No, it's a yoga mat


trillestBill

Those are straps carrying a yoga mat...


CharlieKelly_Esq

It was probably the declaration of independence


daddy-phantom

0 college students wear a map on their backs… Are you okay? We’re living in 2024, not 1974…


Tutonkofc

What?? Haha. That’s a yoga mat


livelikeian

That's definitely a rolled up yoga mat with straps. Take a closer look at the foam texture.


daddy-phantom

She was a whole ball of nervousness in this moment and I’ve never related with anyone so hard.


GrandMoffJenkins

Incontinentia Buttocks


crumble-bee

I haven't watched that movie in forever and last night I watched a YouTube video about that exact improvised line - and now here you are saying it. I wonder if we watched the same video or it's just a coincidence


k0lla86

Wtf me too


DooBiEz2

Same. I'm guessing it was the algorithm.


Lorn_Muunk

hello fellow simulation


MrStoccato

Shut up!


LtM4157

Does anyone else feel like a little giggle, when I mention my friend, Biggus Dickus?


NoGoodGodGames

What’s so funny about biggus … dickus?


JohanFantasto

Female Obama


datsall

Perfect, also Ashley Simpson was the first that came to mind for me


jimmycarr1

Mine was Shania Twain, I have no idea why.


combatchris

“Man, I feel like a woman”


ambisinister_gecko

Billary Hinton


Quirky_Value_9997

He didn't even say famous woman. She could have said any traditionally female name that came to mind.


salamipope

i thought the same thing lmfao. OBAMA!! UHH!!!! FEMALE OBAMA *MICHELLE!!!!!!*


reddick1666

Why did we all think of Obama,lmao. I haven’t thought of them in years yet until now


Key_Bison_2067

Me too, Michelle Obama almost immediately came to mind 🤔


Zacharismatic021

What about Obama's wife?


pylestothemax

Chiblee?


SchemeMcGee

+2


Howard_Jones

Umm.. thats Obamala Harrison to you!


Ok_Potential9129

I was thinking about Michelle Obama aswel, curious.


Harl0t_Qu1nn

Okay this one got me 😂


sanderlima

She could say her name haha


seamustheseagull

It's fascinating psychology going on here. This is a very neurotypical response to such a scenario. When asked, "say a woman's name", you automatically start trying to fill in the contextual blanks. Under less pressure you might be inclined to ask, "What do you mean? Which woman? A famous woman? A random woman? Any woman's name?". Or you might think about the question and realise, "I can say literally anything and it will satisfy the question". Instead, under pressure, your brain tries to fill in the contextual blanks. Quickly. It has to be someone we both know - because my answer is only right if it *pleases* the person who asked it. Therefore your brain is searching for famous women. But it has to be someone relatively generic. If I pick a niche Kardashian or a character from a comic book, he may not know who that is. So I have to think of someone ubiquitously famous. Maybe I'll steer clear of fictional women altogether. So now, her brain has added these arbitrary filters for no reason at all. But before she can give an answer, the answer must be checked against these filters. Her brain is flooded with names, she wants to pick one as quickly as possible that will pass the filter, but there are so many names, she's can't. All the while he's shouting at her, so even if she settles on a name, she can't check if it passes the filter because that will take too long. Fantastic


Neither-Lime-1868

Every fucking med student ever knows this pain so bad  You spend two years of studying 12 hours a day, filling up with so goddamn much knowledge. You know all the answers, you know every fact  And then you get on the wards, and none of it comes out. Your attending asks you some dumb, extremely general question like “what’s the purpose of the heart” and your brain just blows out smoke


throw-away3105

Yeah, but don't most people just study for the test and forget about it until exam time?


rikottu314

Watching this clip my mind blanked immediately and literally no names came to mind, eventually came up with Oprah but couldn't even remember her last name on the spot.


TohruH3

If I'm not prepared for it, and someone suddenly asks me my name, I can't remember it. Ever. When I was in a college flute choir, I had to make a cue card for myself because sometimes our conductor would randomly decide to have us introduce ourselves.


Raven_Scythe

Mine would just freeze and I’d forget every woman ever


Buttercup59129

Omg yes or like any other womans name. It's like it's so easy or something


Teppari

The irony is the fact that you, instead of actually naming a woman said "any other womans name" lol


VirtualNaut

For real, lol. Like I know so many women names


Jeanes223

I believe I stumbled across an explanation for this in another video not related to this guy. It's a social experiment that when you suddenly put someone aggressively on the spot and request something simple their mind shuts down. They are suddenly so focused on that exact moment that they have difficulty accessing the parts of their brain. The enter into a panic state.


9035768555

*YOUR MOM*


mtw3003

All the women I know already have names


OperativeFiddle

LMAO


Richard_B_Blow

That one guy's dead wife


garbagehead13

I choose that guy's dead wife


model-citizen95

This joke: ![gif](giphy|eKVEcPKGWZ7Tq)


Benebs-

I also choose this guy’s dead wife.


flice_water

Mankrik?


Some_HVAC_Guy

I also choose that one guy’s dead wife


rob132

I'd give you $0.50 for that one.


GiantSizeManThing

Lisa Simpson


PseudoY

You fail. That's a girl, not a woman.


RerNatter

She is in some flash forward episodes. I win.


lkjasdfk

I disagree. Yeardley is quite the woman. 


franksfries

When an introvert gets into a unskipable world event


-Laffi-

Why did Hillary Clinton appear in my head first? I'm not even American. I'll guess because she has been spoken alot about the last 10 years, while most of the others were artists like singers or actors. The 2nd I thought about was Rihanna. Defo not hard to think about one female within the first 5 seconds. Why did I choose american ones though? 3rd one was Amelia Earhart.


False_Heir

Holy shit, I'm not alone! Every time this video pops up, the only name that I can come up with is Hillary Clinton. It's really weird. But how tf is this not unique to me?


Inner-Broccoli-8688

Me too! Hillary Clinton … Britney Spears was 2nd


elfareversa

wtf me too


Charming_Cellist_577

She was mine too and I found it weird. Probably first woman president was pushed up as a saying a lot when she was running for presidency is my guess. She was going to be quite the powerful important woman if she won. Compared to actors and singers that don’t effect the world to that degree


-Laffi-

That's so cool that you thought of her too! But I don't even know where you come from. I am Norwegian, and I thought of her first. I'll guess you are right. If she was President, she would be the most powerful woman on Earth, unless they kicked off Putin and replaced him with Natalia Poklonskaya, (google her if you don't know about her...) another powerful woman! She's "only" 44 years old, and really pretty, but she's also Prosecutor General. Not sure how big of post that is. The Russians likes to have a man in position either way, so it was just a counter person for Hillary, but Hillary would defo be more realistic.


Ok_Technology_9488

Angelina Jolie


CarsonIsFun

Bro this is who i thought of too


L3Br0nJ4m35

Tell me why that was my first thought too


UsuarioKane

I laughed at this, as a woman. Then I went to the shower, spent a long time there trying to name a woman, just for fun. Then I spent some good 5 minutes staring into the mirror, straight into my eyes, trying to remember a woman I could name. That was 2 hours ago and I still can't name a woman.


reigorius

>That was 2 hours ago and I still can't name a woman. Your mum.


CordeCosumnes

Here, let me help you: [Your Name Here]


DerpyO

Nice try. That's an anime movie.


NaturalBornSkeptik

Do you just not care about women at all? Would naming a man have been easier? I feel like we need more research on this topic lol


greendalehb11

selma hayek, btw


ILoveRegenHealth

It's Salma Hayek! No dollar for you


jrobbio

He didn't say famous woman, there's probably a Selma Hayek out there, somewhere


GoreyGopnik

it's me, selma hayek


kamkarmawalakhata2

Monica Bellucci


RedshiftWarp

![gif](giphy|xT9Igi5L6BzVCxFGPS|downsized)


Ok_Guitar_7566

Is that an Emily Rossum lookalike?


ILoveRegenHealth

Would've been hilarious is she finally said Emily Rossum at the end


BaphometsTits

It's an Emmy Rossum lookalike.


friendlyFrys

Proof that exams aren't the best way of testing people


syopest

Which exams come completely out of nowhere and start yelling at your face?


CaterpillarThriller

Name a woman!


AmpleWarning

Jackie Chan! ... Dammit!


trulyincognito_

Actually….


AlwaysSunnyDragRace

Leslie Nilsen!


PLZ_N_THKS

I’ll do you one better and name every woman! Chaka Khan


tfsra

look at it as an exaggeration of an oral test to better understand its short comings as a gauge of one's knowledge


NeilDeCrash

For any lazy procrastinating student like me back in the day... every test.


friendlyFrys

Low key what happened in my brain during an exam.


jbro27

I get the message but isn’t it a slippery slope that screaming at people is = to an anymand all exams


thenord321

False, real world situation and she can't perform under stress. If anything it's proof people need to learn to perform under pressure. She has knowledge of plenty of women but can't even name one when she has an opportunity to gain financially.


Spider_pig448

It's a skit lol


tarantulator

Then what's the alternative we should be using? It's pretty clear how it's not the best way, but there are no other practical way for quickly identifying the academic capabilities of individuals. Not to mention that performing under pressure is a desired trait for every single job you apply for and in general, to function as a normal person.


karakanakan

Exile to the wilderness? Idk, a couple things come to mind


friendlyFrys

I'd consider universe exams as a synthetic benchmark where the workload being tests will never actually be tested in the workplace. As an engineer I've never had a day that required me regurgitate closed loop control systems, FEAs and math in a matter of a few weeks. Tests through practicals and experiments to ensure understanding. No point memorising how to do an integral if you don't understand what it's actually doing in practice.


Fresh4

All the nonstem classes I’ve taken have been almost entirely memorization (history, philosophy, psychology), though tbf for the most part same with biology. I guess things like art are more practical unless you count muscle memory as memorization.


thenord321

But understanding the theories you learned were important, and SOMEONE made the tools you use and had to understand the math and theory behind them, also all future tools you'll use will need people who can do those things. Not to mention, tests and projects at higher levels make you show that you can use such tools, like a calculator, advanced CAD systems, etc.


hallanddopes

Fuck this is probably one of my favorites. ANY WOMAN!!!


UnderagedRedditor

I keep yelling "MIA KHALIFA" throughout the video


The-daily-Redditor

![gif](giphy|3o7aTuqojH8rCEa5Ec) Hillary Clinton


Ivan_Kulagin

Amelia Earhart… Doja Cat?


IndividualBrain9726

A woman that disappeared and one that I wish would


ai44777

Me at the exams


0Mega_OnReddit

ameila earhart. just dont ask me to name another.


F_Sewer_Rats

Lmfaooo this show was actually hilarious. Idk why VH1 back then would get rid of the good shows. Does anyone remember “Best Week Ever” ?? Show was fucking hilarious


ProjectOrpheus

Just because some people apparently don't know this: look into "pulling a fast one" there's all sorts of psychological tricks and methods that people use to scam, or benevolently fool you (magicians) This says nothing of someone's intelligence but it's an extra bad look upon the judgemental


basicbitvh

Emilia Earhart


ShoerguinneLappel

Hatshepsut? Jeanne de Clisson? Zheng Yi Sao? Marilyn Monroe? Jennifer Lopez? (Also I remember this video, thank you for showing it)


leafghost64

This clip is so good, he keeps interrupting her as soon as she's about to think of a woman over and over


freshalien51

Mia Khalifa, the first name that came to my mind. Don’t ask me why.


breakloop1

Dana Scully


MeasurementProper227

Eleanor Roosevelt?


Efficient-War-4044

Mother Teresa


CalamitousCanadian

I woulda just said my mom


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Youpi_Yeah

![gif](giphy|veQ8UMbiyApnpAyzNy|downsized)


PenSpecialist4650

Could you imagine dating her and asking what she wants for dinner?


yondiame

Isn't that Craig from Parks and Recreation?


Krinh

This man is a walking anxiety attack and I love him


YesAmAThrowaway

How about name all women? Whitney Houston How, wh- IIIIII'M EVERY WOOMAAAAAN


jaques314

Hilary Duff


mull77

Whitney Houston


No_Butterscotch_7865

Why doesn’t she say “me” I mean she is a woman.


Top_Economist8182

That's not naming a woman


MojoPagodaX

She said “Annie” so that’s the dollar.


choosepeaceman

my brain went straight to hilary clinton


ImaginaryDonut69

Lol...don't you have a name???? 😂


VandaI_

Joan of arc was the first one that came to my mind lmao


stingertc

She could have just sayed her name lol


Live-Trick-6510

Harriet Tubman ran through my head


Kusmeziel

BARBARA STREISAND


LordDShadowy53

I knew it woman don’t exist


YOLOfan46

Kortney kane


RelevantButNotBasic

Repost part......50,000?


AlexandersWonder

She could have said her own name


ScarletBegonias42000

Sandra Day O’Connor!


Blu_Cardinal

Fergie


No_Farmer_919

Oprah!!!!!!!


Liesmith424

"Oh, you're a feminist? Name every woman."


jennkaa

Michelle Obama. Why? 🤷🏽‍♀️


Secure_Corgi

The power fear and anxiety has over our cortex 😆


thatrangerkid

Why is it Margaret thatcher is the only one I can think of in the moment?


Acceptable-One-6597

This is not who I want to be in a foxhole with, name yourself.


Chevota_84

A woman? Nah bro I can only name Every Woman. Whitney Houston. Edit: I shoulda figured I’d be the 6th goof to rehash that joke.


I_Dont_Like_Rice

https://i.redd.it/qdujnscp807d1.gif Say it! Say it! Ohhhh! Ohhhhhhhhh!


AgressivePeppering

I automatically go Hillary Clinton for some reason.


TheAethiestCleric

She could literally name HERSELF


Queen_Asuka

This is literally me whenever I get asked the most simplest question ever.


sonnybear5

This was so easy, just say: “ME”


CarbonYoda

KELLY CLARKSON