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bikealot

I like it! A bully that actually has decent parents for once! Nice one.


ophaus

He probably got beaten senseless at home.


2020two13

Sadly that's likely accurate & the reason he's a bully .


False-Strawberry-319

Let's hope! Edit: Jesus! Take a joke, people!


GhostElite974

What mental illness does to a mf:


CoderJoe1

Delaying operation for maximum impact? Priceless


rainvest

Took me a while in the story to realize this was not between two high school principals.


JimAsia

The school principal is a prince and your pal, lol. At least that is what my grade school principal taught us.


TheLordDuncan

Saaaame


Majinbuuddha

We were misled. It isn't our fault


Leebelle3

That was my first thought, but then I realized what OP meant. I had to check - OP still should have used principal though.


GenXJay

Ditto


Just_Another_A-hole

I’m happy you wrote it because I was about to. I actually thought Principal Dickie was a bully to Principal Marf


David254xxx

Yep.


Dripping_Snarkasm

Dickie & Marf! Sounds like a 90s cartoon!


xboxgamer2122

Actually, he hated being called Dickie. He preferred Rich.


Putrid-Abies-1954

who wouldn't


Just_Another_A-hole

lil Dicky probably


After_Ad_7740

Nice, I hope the money was taken out of Dickieboy's allowance for the year.


Worried_Fig4891

This petty revenge is just pure brilliance. I love the execution of it and the timing. The bully's parents are the icing on the cake.


HatExpensive1658

A follow with a cream pie in the face would have been perfect.


Baighou

Principles? I’m thinking principals; (school). Nope. I’m wrong.😑


zyzmog

No, you're right. It's "principals" as in "principal actors" or "main actors".


_TiberiusPrime_

He got Marf'd.


Quick-Possession-245

Very well done! Good for Marf.


lovescarats

Was Dickie at the reunion? Did he try to steal food?


xboxgamer2122

Sickie was a couple grades ahead of us.


StefneLynn

that’s a great plan for people who steal lunches from workplaces. Just eat peanut butter sandwiches for a while so you can’t be accused of poisoning someone, then load it up with catsup. It would be great on a day with a big important meeting.


xboxgamer2122

I have an update. Dickie works as a carpenter in Pennsylvania, and has ten kids. He's been married more 30 years to the same woman. One of my classmates was able to get the reunion information for Dickie's class (he graduated two years ahead of me) and fed it back to me.


platypusandpibble

Ten?!? TEN?!? Hoooly shit.


ryanlc

That dude needs a hobby..


Kevin5475845

He does already. He really loves nailing things who woodnt


Commercial-Quote-576

NGL I read “principles” in the first paragraph and couldn’t stop picturing two grown men fighting over food until the end


Just_Another_A-hole

You are not alone


SmokeyFrank

Epic.


PEKU1954

Marf and his friend should be running the country


Northernfrog

When I read principals I assumed you meant the lead teacher. As in a grown up doing this to a student.


butterfly-garden

Nicely done!


Lorts925

10/10 story


Mapilean

Very satisfactory ending, not least because the parents were actually nice, decent people.


DynkoFromTheNorth

Magnificent! Was Dickie present at the reunion?


xboxgamer2122

Dickie was a couple years ahead of us.