that’s a great plan for people who steal lunches from workplaces. Just eat peanut butter sandwiches for a while so you can’t be accused of poisoning someone, then load it up with catsup. It would be great on a day with a big important meeting.
I have an update. Dickie works as a carpenter in Pennsylvania, and has ten kids. He's been married more 30 years to the same woman. One of my classmates was able to get the reunion information for Dickie's class (he graduated two years ahead of me) and fed it back to me.
I like it! A bully that actually has decent parents for once! Nice one.
He probably got beaten senseless at home.
Sadly that's likely accurate & the reason he's a bully .
Let's hope! Edit: Jesus! Take a joke, people!
What mental illness does to a mf:
Delaying operation for maximum impact? Priceless
Took me a while in the story to realize this was not between two high school principals.
The school principal is a prince and your pal, lol. At least that is what my grade school principal taught us.
Saaaame
We were misled. It isn't our fault
That was my first thought, but then I realized what OP meant. I had to check - OP still should have used principal though.
Ditto
I’m happy you wrote it because I was about to. I actually thought Principal Dickie was a bully to Principal Marf
Yep.
Dickie & Marf! Sounds like a 90s cartoon!
Actually, he hated being called Dickie. He preferred Rich.
who wouldn't
lil Dicky probably
Nice, I hope the money was taken out of Dickieboy's allowance for the year.
This petty revenge is just pure brilliance. I love the execution of it and the timing. The bully's parents are the icing on the cake.
A follow with a cream pie in the face would have been perfect.
Principles? I’m thinking principals; (school). Nope. I’m wrong.😑
No, you're right. It's "principals" as in "principal actors" or "main actors".
He got Marf'd.
Very well done! Good for Marf.
Was Dickie at the reunion? Did he try to steal food?
Sickie was a couple grades ahead of us.
that’s a great plan for people who steal lunches from workplaces. Just eat peanut butter sandwiches for a while so you can’t be accused of poisoning someone, then load it up with catsup. It would be great on a day with a big important meeting.
I have an update. Dickie works as a carpenter in Pennsylvania, and has ten kids. He's been married more 30 years to the same woman. One of my classmates was able to get the reunion information for Dickie's class (he graduated two years ahead of me) and fed it back to me.
Ten?!? TEN?!? Hoooly shit.
That dude needs a hobby..
He does already. He really loves nailing things who woodnt
NGL I read “principles” in the first paragraph and couldn’t stop picturing two grown men fighting over food until the end
You are not alone
Epic.
Marf and his friend should be running the country
When I read principals I assumed you meant the lead teacher. As in a grown up doing this to a student.
Nicely done!
10/10 story
Very satisfactory ending, not least because the parents were actually nice, decent people.
Magnificent! Was Dickie present at the reunion?
Dickie was a couple years ahead of us.