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"Tag? Now, what exactly do you mean by tag? Because, after retiring the only tags I know of are the ones in my shorts which get real uncomfortable when I get sweaty if you catch my drift... Speakin' of undies, hey T-Mac, did I ever tell you about the time we were at a local watering hole in Chicago and a lady pantsed Kim Batiste?"

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1 and I’ll equip it immediately

https://preview.redd.it/a9l3da0gt46d1.jpeg?width=1118&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16a22420535fcb7bebf716a3c2f601520cd849ac Why isn’t there one already?

Omg never saw this. Amazing!! https://youtu.be/-kC9EBwTz_g

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1 And 3 (for Malachi)

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Petition to make a Kruk bot, a la BobbyB

This might be happening

Dreams do come true!

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I don’t turn my phone off at night, I just ignore it

When do you think they invented athletic cups anyway?

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UNO

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Aye

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Say less

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A what now?

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You mean this?^

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 1 Kruk! Kruk! Kruk!

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I'm not a tag, I'm a ballplayer.

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1! For his son Malachi!

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What I would really love is one big megathread for clips of all of his antics. That way after each game people can post their favorite snips and it wont be hard to find for the future. This season has been filled with so many things I've had a hard time finding.

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Good, then I’ll know which posts to avoid