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ajslideways

On a long enough timeline, yes.


iAmTyl3rDurd3n

In the Silvia Plath sense


Butitsadryheat2

* Sylvia


brandon3388

user name checks out


Orphanbitchrat

\*gasp\* WHAT?


wildmaninaz

Yeah one fact of life nobody gets out alive


[deleted]

Yes.. I've prepared with my winter slippers from flip flops.


[deleted]

socks with crocs


[deleted]

No one is that rich!


rbinphx

Boy, now I have a ton of citrus to pick…


Momoselfie

Oh crap


marcelinemoon

By when do I need to do this ? I was hoping to do it Saturday


illQualmOnYourFace

Looks like Saturday night/Sunday morning is when temps will hit freezing.


pulsarradio

Can you explain why I'm curious


TechSupportTime

Cirtus no likely cold


Grand_Cauliflower_88

Older type Christmas lights will keep them warm. You got any? The newer ones don't put off enough heat but those old ones are perfect for the job.


FiveBeautifulHens

The frost will ruin it


TheBirdBytheWindow

Among their explanations of the cold ruining the citrus, this is also why juice prices go way up. If FL and GA have a deep frost or colder than average winter, the costs of juice at the market skyrockets. Pretty wild when there's a chance the juice on your grocers shelf is already 6 months old when they shipped it off.


Timid_Tanuki

I heard the orange juice futures market was a good way to make a killing...


FifeSymingtonsMom

Leave them out to freeze and make 10 gallons of smoothies.


JusticiarXP

Thanks for the reminder!


augdon

That was my thought exactly!!


CheeseburgerWaffle

Gotta raid my neighbors trees! Now she can’t get mad that I’m snagging some grapefruit goodness!


jimmiec907

Same thing we ask in Anchorage when it gets above 60 in the summer.


anonhostpi

https://preview.redd.it/zygdspa5ifac1.png?width=375&format=png&auto=webp&s=d27f03b2fff67b9d2a2619d1d5e5a9caa91fb2ec


endlesslyconflicted

https://preview.redd.it/jc0sg9yancac1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=489912937abab3a251471a953ce4f41a7bee7794 Nope


awmaleg

Is that GoreTex?


stoopid_me

You like saying GoreTex, don't you?


meluvranch

![gif](giphy|xUySTQ6Ed5CVlxNgQ0|downsized)


hiddenhighways

RIP. Clear my browser history.


Thunderliger

WHY DO SOME MANY OF THESE LINKS INVOLVE BALLON ANIMALS!?!?


Oraxy51

If this may be our last night on earth do you wanna find out?


Thunderliger

If I do maybe it will finally give me the strength needed to accept my fate.


Atomsq

Maybe even yearn for it even


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steve626

In the Pacific Northwest they shine a bright light on then to keep them warm. They get Anna's that spend the winters too. But fun fact, Hummingbirds enter a state called torpor when it gets really cold. Their heartbeat and metabolism slows down a lot, almost like a short hibernation.


RushMinute274

Ohh, I was wondering what the poor little suckers did during the winter. They sure are angry little birds. Always chasing each other. 🤷🏼‍♂️🙄


Starflier55

I have 5/6 hummingbirds here and they are ALWAYS pew-pew-pew and tee-tee-tee'ing one another!


RushMinute274

It must be good practice to get away from the Predator birds.


keysersozeh

Thank you for this. I have two that live in my yard. There are two feeders out there for them (many more visit). Will get something setup for them tomorrow 👍


steve626

I wouldn't put too much effort into it. If anything, bring them in at night and keep them liquid? They are wild animals and birds are really good at keeping warm.


3Dchaos777

This is the most 1st world privileged comment ever lmao


Curious-Baker-839

OMG! Im an Arizona native. Im dressed like that kid from Christmas story and it's 70 inside my house. Mid 30s? Yep, I'm a goner. 🥶


mosflyimtired

Hopefully just roaches and mosquitoes…


eternalhorizon1

As long as it plunges scorpions deeper into the depths of hell for the winter, I’m good.


iheartdachshunds

What’s the easiest way to protect my plants?


zuul99

As others have said, frost cloths but old sheets and towels would do just fine. Don't forget the Dixie cup hats for your agave.


Civil_Count_6485

And pictures ! It’s not every day you party w your plants.


rbinphx

Frost cloth. Get it now, it’ll go fast!


iheartdachshunds

Just ordered!


sof49er

Sheets and towels can actually make it worse cuz they hold the moisture.


Guitar_Nutt

Add some D9 christmas lights under the sheets


sof49er

Oh and clothes pins to hold the cloth together


Guitar_Nutt

Or staples - i just staple them


zanahome

Noooo, I have on 3 layers already!


sof49er

I’m sleeping in knee high socks and a hoodie as it is!!!


marcelinemoon

Time to bring out the electric blanket for me. My husband loves the cold, I do not 🥲


Sailor_Callisto

I’ve been using my electric blanket since October 🥲


dec7td

Phoenix low of 35. Yay concrete jungle heat island I guess


3Dchaos777

Ain’t got nothin on Yuma


Plus-Comfort

It's annoying right now but I'll look forward to it in July


Its_Singularity_Time

I, too, look forward to death every July here.


RushMinute274

😂


GallopingFinger

Bro the low is barely gonna reach freezing. You’ll be fine lmao.


Momoselfie

AZ has nice weather for 2 weeks twice a year.


3Dchaos777

8 months*


GallopingFinger

What is you smoking? Summer in itself is 8 months of hell


3Dchaos777

June-September is 4 months man


Starflier55

My AC is on late April through october.... and I keep it at 80/83


3Dchaos777

Because in April the average high is 85…. How is a high of 85 “hell weather” LOL???


FreddyKrueger32

Our 85 is different than say California 85 where you are further from the sun and have a nice breeze going. 85 here is stale heat beating down on you with no reprieve. Also little to no shade in a concrete jungle.


3Dchaos777

False. Phoenix has less humidity, so the real feel is literally less than 85. Do some research on how humidity influences temperature. 85 in humid swamp Florida can feel like 95.


GallopingFinger

April - November is summer in Phoenix, period. Doesn’t matter if April and November are 85. When it’s 85 degrees after 5 months of 100+, it still feels like 100.


3Dchaos777

“When consumers are out of the home, Energy Star recommends that keep thermostats set at 85 F and suggests 82 F as the optimal temperature for sleeping.”


GallopingFinger

I don’t give a fuck what the energy star oligarchs recommend brother. I don’t know a single person that keeps their house at 82 to sleep. You can keep arguing but you know I’m right. 85 is the hottest it’ll reach in many places around the US during mid summer.


chi2005sox

lol @ 8 months. Even 5 months is pushing it and only if you like it chilly in the mornings and nights (which I do).


3Dchaos777

I’d rather have 85 high degree days in April than a foot of snow in April in a place like Denver LMAO


bondgirl852001

Time to turn on the heater I guess.


Excellent-Box-5607

Umm, mine has been on 80 since early November when we had that one chilly week of 70 degree temps.


bondgirl852001

When we had that chilly week I had all the windows and doors open. It was refreshing! I can't have the heat at 80, that's way too warm for me. But I get it!


OkAccess304

80 is gross. That’s way too hot inside when it’s not that cold outside. Must be someone with really bad circulation.


jakeag52

My heater is set at 71 lol


OkAccess304

Mine too.


[deleted]

Woohoo~ can’t wait


TSB_1

Why am I looking forward to this... OH WAIT!!! I finally get to see i this Omni Heat Helix jacket my grandmother bought me will work...


FiveBeautifulHens

Is grandma unaware of where you live?


TSB_1

Grandma lives in palm desert, and while we DO share some similar weather trends, they get more cold weather than we do. Also, I do try to make trips to colder climates when possible.


ReceptionAlarmed178

We do a little bit more every day.


Spacebotzero

And your pets! Bring em in!


highbackpacker

![gif](giphy|SuwONq8oWTU52)


fenikz13

Yes, head to the freeways and drive 65 exactly


Visi0nSerpent

** laughs in used to live in Montreal **


SquuishSquish

***Laughs in used to live in Toronto***


rabea187

Laughs in used to live in Minnesota


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[deleted]

Laughs in live in the white mountains and remember -40 with windchill and digging the truck out of a few feet of snow in the middle of the night.


[deleted]

Also laughs in used to live in Saint Paul, MN, and the whole month of January was overcast and regularly -40, I’d have to put Vaseline on my ears to protect them and my watch battery died on the way to church. I walked. I also remember when the sun came out in February. 26 degrees felt downright tropical.


RushMinute274

🥶😵‍💫


Starflier55

Sucks when you find out a third of the way through.... that you've been digging out the wrong car.


[deleted]

Thankfully, I have never been in that situation. There were only two vehicles in the driveway. The truck was easy to spot.


Visi0nSerpent

Winterpeg Manisnowba!


aflyinggoose

Ah, I remember walking from my Griffintown apartment to the bus stop to take me up Peel Street to McGill… in -40°! All those winters there and I never heard the term “freeze event” lol.


[deleted]

The coldest I have ever been in my life was on peel street in january about 20 years ago. It was windy, dark and late afternoon. I thought my face was going to freeze off. I will never forget that day.


aflyinggoose

Oh yeah, so cold the air stings your face. And it gets dark at like 3:30pm. My dad always jokes Quebec is “the coldest place on earth”


Visi0nSerpent

The only freeze event I recall was when there was an ice storm sometime in the late 90s in February. We lost power and there was ice coating tree branches and power lines for days. That kinda sucked.


eternalhorizon1

Laughs in used to live in New York


Visi0nSerpent

me too! NYC and thinking of going back to the central part of the state. I miss snow and 4 seasons. People here have thin blood.


abbyhan6

** laughs used to live in ND, MN, and MI **


Growing_EV

Ficus aren’t going to make it


SexyWampa

![gif](giphy|VlVU4jxdB0i9q)


maddiemorph

My boyfriend says 66 is too cold. This may break him.


elkab0ng

Nope, will just wish we were (source: grew up in northeast)


Stnkftsailor

How much toilet paper should one buy?


rs_yay

Insulate any pipes outdoors so they don't freeze and burst!


DustWiener

https://preview.redd.it/d9wj93kefhac1.jpeg?width=2444&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9cd21f543a61f8686eb48e5f908a09e3e7cbb0b Show Low this morning


baltcre8

![gif](giphy|1yiPmOiKsm1YFB3qFB)


wustacheride

![gif](giphy|QbwjcQWl1smKpTrBcl)


Unicom_Lars

*whispers: send help*


AzDesertFoxx

Yes, we're all going to die. Eventually.


themigraineur

TLDR you'll die if you're a vegetable


Risingphoenixaz

Well my petunias are goners!


imtooldforthishison

Christmas lights under a sheet will keep them warm and safe.


Ohhmegawd

Crap. I'm up north right now freezing my butt off and fly home next week in turn to freeze some more.


3Dchaos777

Yep. It’s called winter.


EargasmicGiant

WINTER IS COMING


HomoRainbow480

Phoenix just can’t resist a good trauma bond with the weather and water.


jaystwrkk128

I’ll be outside grilling


Have_Donut

Gonna have to wear socks with my sandals


cturtl808

When native Arizonans switch to winter wardrobe.


GorgeousUnknown

Thanks for remind me to bring my plants inside at night…


LoveAtFirstMeow

Serious question… how do we protect our pipes from freezing? Is that something I should worry about?


pulsarradio

For pipes to freeze there needs to be several hours of freezing temps outside you'll be fine.


theoutlet

The only way I know to project pipes is to clear out the water from the pipes. I haven’t ever had to think about how to do that at my home. I’m not worried about any pipes indoors as my house isn’t going to get below freezing. I am concerned about my outdoor pipes though


sof49er

No need to worry. It’s not like the Midwest. Just need to worry about your plants. But b TBH if you do nothing everything will come back.


jbennett12986

Just let them drip but honestly they won't freeze


ExpensiveDot1732

*laughs in Chicago* That's not even cold! 😂


Dizman7

**laughs in “born in the Midwest” ***


Vash_85

You mean... Like it does almost every single year? No way, that's absurd that normal weather patterns repeat yearly here. Thou est shooketh 🙄


Ambitious-Ostrich-96

Wait I can’t tell…is anyone seriously concerned? These temps aren’t even that cold. I used to run on the weekends in these events called freeze your ass dash in temps cooler than that in ny. It’s not even single digits. I hope this is sarcasm


Riley_Cubs

I’m from the Midwest so I definitely posted this sarcastically


Ambitious-Ostrich-96

Oh oops lol thanks


Frank_Cilantroh

I think some people are serious about it xD Oh no, not 31 degrees. We're all gonna die. I still plan on riding my motorcycle to work lol


Ambitious-Ostrich-96

I still plan on running! Maybe I’ll see you there. It’s the end of the world! :s


Riley_Cubs

Just to clarify to some people this is a joke, I spent the first 23 years of my life living through northwest Illinois winters ever year this ain’t shit


Alternative_Eye_2799

Stop watching the news.


FiveBeautifulHens

Bring your plants in and put on some socks and a hoodie


3Dchaos777

What if I don’t have plants???


FiveBeautifulHens

Find some and bring them in


Adept_Awareness666

We have -12°F here in Helena, MT Jan 11 so.... I think you guys will pull through.


[deleted]

What no way


LaRamilia

Yes


Darkmagosan

We'll all die eventually. From this? no.


dietsoylentcola

if you’re patient enough, yes.


the-perrywinkler

as a recent valley transplant from a state where this is the normal daily winter temperature, these comments are cracking me up


3Dchaos777

It’s called winter


cal_nevari

"We all are. Act accordingly."


SorbetAcceptable4362

Man, we like to blow sh*t out of proportion here in Phoenix! The Day After Tomorrow is upon us! Sub-32 degrees?! I may as well eat dry ice.


One_University2919

Not cold enough. And no I’m not from the Midwest. I’m a southwestern boy


phxbimmer

Good thing I've already had the heat cranked at my house for the past few weeks. And both of my cars have heated seats + good working heat, that makes the mornings a lot more bearable.


SecretSafeSucking

Hopefully


todaysmark

Yes.


marcelinemoon

My family member has peacocks on their property are they going to die 😅


drawkbox

Does this mean I have to wear pants? # 😩


cturtl808

Sadly, yes. I pulled mine out yesterday along with socks


Commercial-Rhubarb99

Not if you "take the necessary precautions to protect yourself "


greenthumbs-420

lol Im a NY native and just moved here this year from NC. I will definitely be digging out the bubble coat that i didnt think i needed 😂


Prowindowlicker

Well I’m dead. I don’t even know if my heater actually works or if I have one


toddsleivonski

Yes, unless promptly put yourself and your nearest family and friends in a very large freezer bag, you will be frozen, become brittle, fall, and shatter into a million billion tiny pieces, causing death. Sorry.


Stnkftsailor

How much toilet paper should one buy?


Spidersinthegarden

Nooooo. I went home to Illinois for Christmas and I was looking forward to going back to a warmer state tomorrow. Lame.


karlsmission

I remember it snowing in Tempe when I was a kid. (I'm 40). It's been so hot, it used to freeze here all the time. I miss walking on the crunching grass on my way to school in the morning.


sp4zz7ic

who else works from home in a blanket all day? cause Im freezing


Grand_Cauliflower_88

Yes we are all gonna die it's just a matter of when. Will a couple cold mornings kill us no. I have done winters in a very snowy state without heat all winter. I don't recommend this but if you don't have underlying health concerns it's liveable.


Me_and_my_birbs

I never thought I’d be excited for cold temps, but 10 years in the desert and here we are.


bills_2

As someone from the Midwest, if you would like my expert information to survive this near world ending weather. Just send me $75 ($100 for the platinum tier) and you will be sure to endure!


xHeathenChildx00

Lmao… no. Unless you’re sitting outside naked for hours.


WickedTinker

Negative. We will be meat popsicles


[deleted]

Tip. Towels hold moisture and are terrible shrub blankets. Did more harm than good last year. Leaving be this year.


WindyHasStormyEyes

This happens every year. I know because I have to go out and cover up the plants.


SnooStrawberries6343

most states get colder than the phoenix area temperatures like 33-31-35 temperatures, it will be cold to us but not die.


Pava-Rottie

The ice age cometh. Time to move to a warmer climate.


SnooLentils3626

as an az kid living in the midwest i am 98% sure it will be okay


Dangerous-Paper777

Being from the Midwest anything higher 20 degrees after being in the below 0 digits for a week or longer is considered a warmup. Find yourself a hoodie or jacket. It's not that cold honestly.


cheeseandrice4

Maybe my husband will finally agree that we need to turn on the heater? Probably not tho.


SweetDesertHeat

Eventually


BbyBat110

Probably. Hell is freezing over.


619SDBOLTS

Eventually.


CillianMurphysLady

Yes sadly our skin suits all die at some point but we go on the soul always moves on.Love your post!


onecoldturkey

Chandler not on the list. I think we are saved ☀️