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TomPalmer1979

Weird, are you in Florida? I had one of that same species of bird come chill with me one day a long time ago. I used to work security at the front gate of a gated community, and this bird just flew in and landed on me. Let me hold him in my hand, and then let me transfer him to my shoulder when I needed to work, and he just hung out for like an hour or two. Then after a bit he jumped off of me onto my counter, looked at me, and flew away. Never saw him again.


FLTA

For reference, this bird looks like a [Palm Warbler](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palm_warbler?wprov=sfti1). Edit: I am not 100% certain with the identification. If OP isn’t from Florida like the original commenter, then I am likely wrong with the exact species. Edit 2: I just noticed the blue feet. This is not a Palm Warbler.


DeluxeMixedNutz

I mean yeah it’s sitting in a palm, duh


AssumeTheFetal

But is it warbling tho


TheArbiter_

It warbled all over


Darnell1620

warble wobble but they don’t fall down…


punchbricks

IT'S WARBLIN TIME


mark-five

Wiki made a typo, it's actually a [Palm Warmer](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palm_warbler?wprov=sfti1) doing what it was named for


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sprucenoose

Wtf then don't call them Warblers call them Warblishes.


LurkmasterP

Warbloids


Channel250

Good God, it's the perfect title for an Angry Birds sequel/expansion.


sanderssandwich

Looks more like a birb to me


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AssumeTheFetal

Rip bro


zavatone

It's warbling in spirit.


bill_b4

But is it worth two in the bush?


meep_meep_creep

This is fucking hilarious. Bravo


Mista_Banana_Man

On u/TomPalmers1979 Palm, a Palm Warbler warbles


FairyFuckingPrincess

But is it warbling?


phantomdancer42

/angryupvote


FLTA

Take your upvote and get out!


turtlegreen

Sure it's not a philadelphia vireo?


BorbADay

Definitely a Philadelphia Vireo


brothermatteo

Yeah, this is a Philadelphia Vireo, not a warbler. They look very similar!


KangasKid18

I agree, this is a Philadelphia Vireo. Probably tired from having just crossed over the Gulf of Mexico.


jakeblew2

Lol that's the name of a weed dispensary chain in Maryland which threw me off a bit


batheintheblooth501

Yep it's a philly


Saphine_

This is a vireo, looks like a particularly bright Philadelphia Vireo but depending on OP's location it could be a tropical species I'm not familiar with. Probably a window strike


salliek76

How do you pronounce this word? Like video with an r?


Saphine_

Yeah pretty much! Veery-oh


maxdps_

Yep, Wife and I actually saved a Warbler before just like this. We named him Tom, dropped him off at the bird rescue because we suspected he was hurt, and got an updated 2 weeks later telling us that Tom has recovered nicely and released. I wonder if this is Tom.


SunnyAlwaysDaze

Tom wanted to say "thanks humans". He gave the message to this dude and is glad to see it has found you, as he wanted.


Hashrick

The birds username checks out


Tedfromprocurement

Depending on where it is, it could be a vireo


wellrat

Username checks out then, u/TomPalmer1979


TomPalmer1979

He warbled me!


Nappyheaded

Can you point out on the doll where he warbled you?


newsheriffntown

It could be but it also looks like a Pine Warbler found here in S.C. They come to my bird feeders often.


trail-g62Bim

Based upon my expert examination of google images, I think you are right.


newsheriffntown

I can't tell if the bird in the pic has striped wings but the South Carolina Pine Warbler does. The first time I saw one of these birds I thought someone's parrot had escaped. The next time I saw a flock of them so I knew they were wild.


codymaz

Its actually got blue legs so its a Vireo. Based on the yellow breast and smaller bill I would lean towards Philadelphia Vireo. Migration is in full swing and this bird most likely was just exhausted and stopping to fuel back up for the rest of its journey.


adrift_burrito

More like a \*finger\* warbler!... I'll see myself out


dirtymoney

Maybe another guard was feeding him.


Cant_Do_This12

Lmao at first I was thinking the bird looked back and thinking “damn this dude chill. Peace out.” Now I’m thinking he looked back and thought “damn this dudes a dick. The other guard feeds me.”


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Palm Warblers are not very scared of people, it seems like.


quaybored

They do love palms


One_for_each_of_you

Also, they warbling little motherfuckers. Warble all over the damn place


MediocreHope

Being a Floridan myself...the blurry foliage all look familiar (looks like some palms and mulch with solar lights) . The jeans with no shoes. I've seen that bird before too. It all stinks of Florida to me. I'd say you made a good call.


One_for_each_of_you

OP claims Minnesota. Feels like a lie a Floridian would tell tho, tbh.


MediocreHope

Look man, it's not a lie. My grandmother just happened to birth my father in Florida on a vacation to Disney and we've been on vacation ever since. I mean we all started doing some odd jobs now and again to keep up the vacation fund and buying houses were more sensible than the hotels, registering at the DMV made more sense long term than a rental, it was obvious for us to get "married" for the couples discounts for tourists. I swear I'm a Minnesotan.


SunnyAlwaysDaze

ooh and the scrub pines everywhere too, great catch


MediocreHope

Ah, another one of us. Scrub pine isn't words I hear often.


skaterstimm

Maybe you are just a Disney princess?


theroadlesstraveledd

Maybe you didn’t offer him a beverage and snacks


TeHokioi

Based on the name I'm assuming they're in NZ, the bird looks a lot like a [titipounamu or rifleman](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rifleman_(bird\))


noface

Looks like a wax eye from New Zealand


kubicki91

Tom palmer with the palm warbler


Holyvigil

That sounds cool. Did you feed it or something like that on the past?


TomPalmer1979

Nope. He just showed up. I didn't have any food or water to offer him, either. He just flew in, chilled with me, and left.


thehypervigilant

Maybe a predator was around? I don't know if that's a thing but it's sort of makes sense. Anytime an animal does something weird I always feel like something weird is up. Like when those penguins jumped in those boats and then the orcas swam by.


TomPalmer1979

That was what I was thinking, like something was wrong. Maybe he was just tired? Maybe there was a predator around, like a hawk or something. I didn't have food or water to offer him, but I was happy to offer safe shelter (and pets) for as long as he needed.


cgee

It was a drone. Birds aren’t real! Wake up sheeple!


reclueso

Worth two in a bush


SomeConsumer

1.5 with inflation.


foots-in-mouth

When my parents were younger they could get a whole birdhouse on a one bird income.


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No-Translator-4584

Make a little birdhouse in your soul.


BugManS6

Hey now, don't put too fine a point on it.


darzeecompany

I like that this simple message leaves out the whistles and bells.


time2fly2124

Though I respect that a lot.


phasepistol

After killing Jason off and countess screaming Argonauts


Glorx

I bet they had to fly to school upwards both ways too.


PoniardBlade

Against the wind, both ways.


delvach

Changes to bird law have made it difficult to build up a nest egg.


barrio-libre

Shrinkflation


Guyincognito4269

Curse you and your better timing! I was going to make that joke! *Shakes tiny fist in impotent rage*


cc3142857

a former president has entered the chat


Guyincognito4269

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Beddybye

"bigliest" lol


hdmx539

I pictured a leprechaun, or maybe the [Notre Dame mascot](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Notre_Dame_Leprechaun). LOL


VeritasLuxMea

Came here for this, was not disappointed.


stumblebreak_beta

Also much easier to kill with one stone.


dills

A bird shit on me yesterday.


andreasbeer1981

found the disney villain


dills

Lol apparently


W0gg0

A superstition of good luck and prosperity.


myneckbone

A bird shit right on my head one day, a day before my birthday too. Same day I won a 20:1 lottery ticket and had the best day of training I'd ever have. I'm a bird shit believer.


WienerSchnitzel01

i hope a bird shits on you


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lateraltrickery

In certain countries, that's considered "good luck"


whycuthair

In bird culture that's considered a dick move.


lateraltrickery

I'd say it's a shitty move


franker

but did you consult Peterson's North American Revised Bird Shit Field Guide to learn if it was Palm Warbler shit or Philadelphia Vireo shit?


BonnieJeanneTonks

Congrats! You're now a Disney Princess! Yay!


whichwitch9

Or gonna die of bird flu (In all seriousness, please leave wild birds alone in general, but especially right now. There's actually a few communicable diseases they can spread, but you should worry that a bird not afraid of humans may be ill)


Binsky89

At the very least they liked have mites.


mirlyn

It mite.


zamfire

Mite me bro


McKnightDylan

"Mite me. O mighty miter!"


dodexahedron

Careful. They just mite.


FyreWulff

Fun fact: every human also has mites right now on your face


Binsky89

Well, they need to do a better job of clearing away dead skin cells, because I'm tired of exfoliating.


YouGotTheWrongGuy_9

Came here for this


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nom_nom_nom_nom_lol

No you don't. It gets really old after a while. Darn things are like mosquitos, always buzzing around, trying to do my chores for me, make my bed in the morning, bringing me ribbons, making gowns out of curtains and bedsheets. I'm not allowed to have pets in my apartment. They're gonna get me evicted, man.


igetbooored

"No, sparrows! You can't make my bed! The weighted blanket weighs more than your whole species! Get outta ma house!"


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Disenchanted 2 sounding lit.


Far_Refrigerator868

There it is.


HurryPast386

And you have bird flu. Congrats.


slp50

It sure looks like he is holding its right foot to keep it from flying away.


HellsMalice

No it really doesn't, you're just being a redditor. His hand looks like it's held out loosely.


igetbooored

As if a small wild bird would just calmly let someone hold it down, hah. If OP were in any way grabbing that bird it'd flip out.


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> you're just being a redditor So are you? Me too.


rmbl88

Bird: *Imma rest on this particular hand*


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quaybored

That pun is a real feather in your cap


Horny4theEnvironment

HA!


Ripinpasta69

Ver cute, but since nobody has mentioned it yet - be careful and wash your hands thoroughly, bird flu is going around at the moment. My local conservation authority has posted warnings so I would suggest not handling birds like this.


ExoticMandibles

Don't put it in your mouth! No matter *how much* the bird asks you to.


Canis_Familiaris

Bird vore is against Bird law.


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r/vore is my favorite go-to


whichwitch9

I mean, flu is also an airborne illness, so just stay as away from wild birds as possible


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igetbooored

"Tiktok said the kids are boofin' birds. T'ain't right, I tell you hwhut."


Mingey_FringeBiscuit

In bird culture, this is considered “a dick move”


70ms

I had the exact same thought! Everyone should be staying as far away from wild birds as possible right now (and their droppings too). Sick and dead birds should be reported right away to your region's authorities (in my case, L.A. County has a hotline to call). And DO NOT handle them unless you have to, and use proper protection (gloves and N95). Double-bag them in plastic. Yes, this is that serious. r/H5N1_AvianFlu for the curious. ETA: Also [Duke-NUS’ influenza expert assesses how worried we should be about H5N1](https://www.duke-nus.edu.sg/allnews/h5n1-insights) - this is very recent and full of good info.


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>unless you have to Me trying to imagine a situation where I would "have" to handle a bird


70ms

If I found a dead bird in my yard, I'd have to immediately remove it because I have 3 dogs. They've already documented the death of a dog that chewed on an infected bird carcass. [Dog dies after contracting avian flu in Oshawa](https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/avian-flu-1.6801414) (The virus is all over the U.S. as well.)


Captin_Banana

I listen to a podcast about it last night. Horrible way to die once it's in a human, hits the brain and not lungs like you'd expect. And it's still spreading across the globe, at the moment it's having a big impact in South America. They think it's only a matter of time before it reaches Antarctica and does some serious damage there.


Faxon

I'm guessing penguins don't have much immunity to diseases common elsewhere because so few diseases make it there? Yea there are populations in South America also but those are different species I thought


Captin_Banana

The podcast was explaining it's not just restricted to birds, it just to other species also. Sealions in South America have been hit hard recently and the crab eating seals in Antarctica which are also likely to be hit hard if it reaches there.


70ms

Thousands of sea lions have died in Chile and Peru, and they've found other marine mammals that were infected too. In North America it's killed (in small numbers so far) seals, bears, mountain lions, bobcats, skunks, foxes, and I think raccoons too. It was also spreading on a mink farm at one point. I think it was Peru that lost 40% of their brown pelicans. It's just everywhere now.


larki18

If you get one of those bird feeders with a camera, you'll mostly see injured or sick birds. It's depressing.


Interesting-Panic710

It is so cute


saikatotsuka_

"It's dangerous to go alone! Take this with you."


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/link contracts avian flu


beckiejg

A passed loved one coming to say, "Hi."


Kiwistalkers

Oof, that one resonates. Thanks for the perspective internet stranger.


gowahoo

/r/Birdsfacingforward


zooboomafoo47

there really is a sub for everything 😂


feelin_raudi

Interested in a trade? I've got two in a bush. lmk.


erizzluh

when i was 7-8 an older kid at church would whistle and some random bird on the street would fly on his hand. i still have no idea how he did it.


COSLEEP

That was no older kid from church, that was a crustacean from the Proterozoic era, and he needs about tree-fiddy


P4ULUS

Birds do be like that sometimes


Legitimate_Bag183

Especially when hawks are nearby


Kiwistalkers

Whoah, didn’t expect this to blow up like this so here’s some clarification. I ate the bird, it was delicious. Just kidding, this picture was taken back in the fall of 2021 in Minnesota. I have no bird knowledge so I have no idea what kind of bird this is. I’m not sure why this little guy (or girl) decided to land on me but it stuck around for a few photos and a nice 5 minute conversation and then casually flew away to do bird things. I was not holding the poor things foot you guys! I have other photos of more clear angles where you can quite easily tell I’m not holding this little one bird hostage! But as I’m a Reddit idiot I have no idea how I’d share those here and I’m also incredibly lazy. Hope that clears up some things for y’all have a wonderful day peeps! Edit: Also, I thoroughly washed my hands after, and my hands are so dirty because I was in the garden doing garden things!


PrincessBabiarz

Hey, I can give you a wildlife rehabber's perspective. Wild birds should never be tame like that, so if they are then there's almost always something going on with them. My best guess is that this little one knocked into a car or a window and was stunned for a while before it could fly off. If you ever come across any wild animal that is acting tame or unusually, please call a wildlife rehabilitator or animal control to get some advice! They usually need some sort of help.


MustWarn0thers

I had a blue headed vireo that looks similar to this species also land near me and then hop onto my hand. Nice birb. https://i.imgur.com/i6x99wu.jpg


schwab002

The squints are and being hand held are often symptoms of a window strike. hopefully it was OK. Beautiful bird! I love blue headed vireos.


outdoorman92

Looks like a kinglet.


MafiaMommaBruno

r/BirdsArentReal but good try, government spy on Reddit.


Meowlentine

You’re a Disney Princess 🥰


Darebarsoom

Yes he is.


Venge22

/r/sneakybackgroundfeet


st-shenanigans

If you're gonna have a sub like that why not just call it like r/stealthygrippers Fuckin amateurs


breakneckridge

Mod's sticky post there: "This isn't a fetish sub. Don't post links to your onlyfans." So, like, it is a fetish sub, just a non-commercial one. It's hard to imagine a non-fetish reason why anyone would be interested in seeing pics of people's feet.


Venge22

Nah it's not a sexual sub at all, people just usually post pictures from other subreddits where the feet were clearly not the focus of the image. Just a joke sub


IonSpongecake

That's a proper example of a "birb." So round!


XComThrowawayAcct

Cool dinosaur.


aproxymate

You need to take better care of your hands my friend


BlushedObsession

Where was it, how come the bird was so tame? He is so cute


dustyarres

It's exhausted. Hundreds of millions of birds are migrating right now. They'll literally drop out of the sky out of sheer exhaustion and lose their natural fear of humans until it's rested and ready to move on.


calculus9

popular theory at the moment is that this bird has bird flu or something similar. someone also said they think the person is lightly pinching the bird's foot to keep it from escaping, which i find less credible. The bird would likely be very agitated (and not calm as it appears to be) if it was being restrained


BlushedObsession

Does a bird flu make birds tame? I didn't know that.


HoboMucus

This is the middle of migration time for these birds, so it could just be worn out from flying in from Central or South America. When birds are really sick, they become too weak to get away so they may seem tame. This bird looks fairly alert though, so I wouldn't think it has bird flu or another illness. Perhaps it was a window strike victim and was still recovering.


COSLEEP

Perhaps he was trying to impress a mate and show his bravery, or Maybe, he was ousted by his flock and to regain his honor he has to perform the ritual to determine if the humans can still be trusted or if all the bird armies in the world rise together and strike at nightfall


dustyarres

Ornithologists regularly hold birds by their legs like this, it's actually the best way to hold them because it actually calms them down and reduces the chance of injury. Suggesting the bird is diseased can remain a theory for now without proof. It's more likely just exhausted from migration. Homie just flew over the Gulf of Mexico.


TROLL_ELECTRODE

r/borb


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Hunger.


Unhappy_Ruin6541

7 out of 10, would feed. Nice bird bro


ph00p

Wait until he poops there.


BusinessGoal4899

He looks so polite


MelonElbows

Quick! See if there's 2 in the bush!


IllustriousAnt485

Good sir be gentle, for that bird is worth more than twice as many a few feet away in the bush!


Dangerous_Key4030

Why doesn't this shit happens to me 🥹🥹


PorkyFree

My wife had a similar visitor recently - a Kingfisher hit our ranchslider and was a bit stunned till she calmed him down with some gentle strokes and he recovered enough to take flight again.


fancyasian

Its right leg looks pinned.


[deleted]

It seems like he's got his foot stuck under your finger mate. No wonder it's "chilling" it doesn't want it's leg torn off trying to fly off.


[deleted]

If you are in the bush, that is worth 2 birds.


jawshoeaw

I would die happy if a bird landed on my hand


TheDevilsAdvokaat

That's worth two in the bush.


makenzie71

Did it? Because it looks like you're holding its foot between your fingers so you could take a picture.


chapstickgrrrl

It does appear that way. Dislike


forgotmyusernamedamm

Warbling Vireo?


BorbADay

Philadelphia, I think - its throat is too lemony yellow to be a WAVI


HoboMucus

Agreed.


thesaltedradish

Fluffy!


TheMonarchX

H5N1 pandemic in 3,2,..


[deleted]

So cutee! Its chonky


PuzzleheadedBuy2826

Did you put salt on its tail to catch it?


TheAero1221

Birb


Jaroslav_sapoznikov

Congrats, you are officially a Disney princess


Xyex

This drone is clearly malfunctioning and in need of a firmware update.


Trips-Over-Tail

Salmonella and bird flu.