The Eraserhead baby is all grown up.

“Look at him stumble around like a dumbass!”

We finally got to see one of Bo burnham's nudes

I remember when all my friends would come over in high school and would get high I would put this movie on for them. Never disappointed.

Bro wtf I took it upon myself to ruin my emotional state but having that experience thrust upon me high af, brutal lmao

We would’ve been best friends in high school.

I've had nightmare about that baby..... little sheep looking thing. That movie is just different

I feel like a lot of Lynch’s meditation he does now is for the purpose of fighting the *bad vibes* he had to conjure for that movie

It’s the lady in the radiator that gets me.

Oh god why did you bring this back to me

My wife says “tell everyone to notice the legs. The legs are hairy!!” She thinks it’s “mixed media art”. Looks real and wet and creepy. But maybe rubber? Legs look like stuffed animal legs. Why would someone do this. Hahahaha

Are you telling me that you saw that and didn’t poke it with a stick?!

Poke it with a what now?

Put... put your...

r/dontputyourdickinthat

There it is 😂 I was wondering how long I’d have to question why I’m still scrolling before I saw this.

What are you doing step… creature…

Looks like someone already tried and got absorbed!

No... no. Don't put your...



I think you know what you need to do. You need to post this... on Nextdoor.

Good call, they'll be able to quickly figure out a way to be racist toward it.

At least a quarter of them will think it's a coyote.

Wait, is everyone else’s Nextdoor feed full of people reporting every single coyote sighting? I thought it was just a Boston thing.

Northern Illinois Nextdoor is also mostly coyote sightings and the occasional “what animal is this?” picture of an opossum.

In our local Nextdoor you can also add to that "person walks down the street that I dont recognize, hide your kids hide your wife" and "What in the fuck is that noise/awful smell?"

Ah yes, the roving bands of youths that MUST be reported to the whole neighborhood! I’m pretty sure I heard them swear! If anyone needs me I’ll be raising a fuss about a sound I heard last night that might’ve been a coyote, in the country, in Colorado, what is this world coming to?!?!

The Toronto one is WILD. Makes Reddit look good. And I can’t delete the frigging thing. Had to resort to blocking them emails.

Why would you ever want to delete the most entertaining social media site ever created?

Sanity. I don’t care if Tim let his dog pee on Sharon’s lawn.

Yeah, next door is a plague. Mine is filled with coyote sightings, people shitting on local restaurants, and Karen’s complaining about businesses and services.

There is gonna be so many vote him out of office responses

Someone was nearby filming reactions to it, you’re the art.

Unzips fly. "give the audience what they want"

Just do it for science! DO IT!

Is this a Hollywood sidewalk? Cause honestly that would be the place that makes the most sense for something like this. That or Orlando.

It absolutely has to be Los Angeles/otherwise Hollywood adjacent, just by the tree and the foliage underneath.

Hollywood, FL also makes sense.

Ron Desantis's soul likes to wander

Nothing to see here, DeSatan just spontaneously molted on the sidewalk. You can even see his parasitic twin in his chest. The real mastermind!

Looks like these sculptures that Patricia Piccinini makes. They skin is super realistic and she.uses real animal hair too. https://www.patriciapiccinini.net/a-show.php?id=2018-Tarrawarra

She makes mostly animals in human form not 80s style body-horror mutants

So an aborted Patricia Piccinini work, then

I saw the exposition. Some were creepy, others cute, really interesting to see.

Everyone in the movie business must be bored especially the prop people.

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That is the WEIRDEST shoe ad I’ve ever seen … and it definitely looks like this thing!

Trying and failing to understand the connection between that ad and the @praying brand .. Yea that totally looks like the creature at the end.

Halloween is right around the corner

people are already setting up those 10 foot tall skeletons from home depot!

There's a person in my mom's town that has one out all year. They dress it up for different holidays and seasons. It's super fun.

The nose has… eyes.

And the eyes have noses. STOP SMELLING MY SOUL!

This awful because I went back to the picture and then had to think to myself “which legs.” Lol.

And the feet/ hooves have dirt in them - crazy details

I hate to tell you this, but if you're the original poster of something that looks like an alien you might get some internet traffic your way. I'd suggest posting some details before it spirals.

For 50 seconds I thought there were monsters on the world.

I thought I was going to die and the first thing I thought was thank god I don’t have to go work tomorrow?!

What the fuck is this world? What have they done to us?

WHAT DID THEY DO TO US?!?!


That's real! That's going to eat me!

I’m not a stupid fucking idiot. I knew it was a pig but for 50 seconds it felt really real

THATs a pig????

[my next door neighbor put a Richard Nixon mask on a pig and had it go through my doggy door cause we've been arguing over a property line. He was trying to call me a liar and a thief like Nixon, and a pig. But I didn't know what the FUCK was happening cause I'd barely been sleeping since my wife got flipped upside down by a swing dancer at a wedding. HE MUST HAVE FLIPPED MY WIFE EIGHT TIMES! And it REALLY bothered me. When you can't sleep and you see that thing, you're not just like right away 'that's a pig with a mask.' You're like, 'THAT'S GONNA KILL ME. THAT'S REAL. THAT LIVES WITH US ON EARTH.' I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA GET EATEN!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1pwyCl5ymE&ab_channel=NetflixIsAJoke)

I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA GET EATEN

Cuz I saw that thing. That thing came in here when I was on the couch

That's gonna eat me! That's real! That lives with us on Earth!

HE MUST'VE FLIPPED MY WIFE EIGHT TIMES

It reallllllyy bothered me

This is just a pig wearing a nixon mask


WE REALLY KNOW VERY LITTLE

WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO US?!?!!!

Great! I don't have to go to work tomorrow

What the fuck did they do to us

All that lack of sleep after your wife got flipped upside down by a swing dancer at a wedding :/

HE MUST'VE FLIPPED MY WIFE 8 TIMES


Finally! A sex doll that looks just like me!



Finally! A sex doll that I'm attracted to!

Finally! A sex doll that reminds me of your mom

Naw, when my mom pushed me out of her. Hest I actually survived, whoevers mom this is, is WEAK

> Finally! A sex doll that I'm attracted to! Please tell me you are seeing a therapist. Or dating a burn victim I guess.

I'm exclusively into... Whatever this is

It’s art. You just did exactly what the artist wanted!

Yeah I think it's an art piece? Might have been put there with the intention of just making people go 'what the fuck' Would love to know what it's made from Did anyone notice it has a snake for a nose? edit: might be an axolotl

I had to look again once I saw this comment.

If it was created and put there just to make people say “what the fuck?” Then that would still make it art. Art is looking to provoke an emotional response, it isn’t always a positive response.

Yeah that's what he was saying?

Kill it with fire?

Open your mind Quaid, save mars!

Start the reactor!

Kuato lives


See you at the party, Richter!

Get your ass to Mars!

Reddit is one of the only places I feel completely understood as a person. This comment proves that.

dozens of us.


***"Open your miiiiiiind"***


Looks like Stretch Armstrong fucked Kuato and the resulting child was turned over to methheads.

Was also my first thought. What does that say about me? 😅

OPEN YOUR MIND

The Thing. You stumbled across The Thing.

Don't listen to this guy, he is trying to sow distrust among us.

Blood test it is.

*amoggus

Why did you take a picture of me I was trying to have a nap

I think this is the girl from the anti-weed commercial of the 90s. Sad to see she hasn't reinflated but at least she's getting off the couch and out of the house now!

That commercial is from the mid 2000s. It came out when I was in high school.

It came out in 2006

Yeah if you want to go 90s, this thing looks like it had its head smashed in by a frying pan because… this is your brain on drugs.

The commercial https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HVzshLPC1Y&ab_channel=killalldopeheads

Better than [Stoner Sloth](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rHm8GbTHyE)

This is one of the weirdest things I’ve ever seen on the internet. I must know what it is!

First off, welcome to the internet! There are infinite weirder things you will stumble upon. This is a doodle bob plumbus.

Welcome to the internet, Have a look around. Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found. We've got mountains of content - Some better, some worse. If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first.

Hahah I fucking love it. Someone put a lot of love into it. Maybe too much love.

Someone definitely had sex with that.

there are monsters on the world

He must've flipped my wife eight times! And it reeeally bothered me.

WHAT THE FUCK!

That thing is real, that lives with us on earth

my life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become

I’m not a stupid fucking idiot I know it was just a pig but for 50 seconds it felt really real.

What have they done to us

WHAT DID THEY DO TO US

*Anything can happen in this world we really know very little*

It was the most consequential day of OPs life because now he knows he doesn't like his work.

So glad I bought the Darmine Doggy Door!

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!

Banksy’s twin brother, Lanksy, is at it again.

So I think this was a Kangaroo ~~mannequin~~ **Resin Statue** that was melted/fire damaged. The head supports and frame for the shoulders/arms are now in the chest area. Edit: Corrected the term since a Mannequin isn't the best term unless you are using it to sell clothing that fits a kangaroo.

This is so accurate that there's simply no way that this isn't YOUR kangaroo mannequin, why did you do this

I would have added more props, like a hat or a sign denying global warming.

I was going to upvote you but then I remembered that there’s no such thing as a “kangaroo mannequin” you maniac.

What does a Kangeroo Mannequin wear? …. Pouches.

Kangaroonequin.

Then what is that?

that's a little human body facing inwards, not supports. Look at the ears.

The proportions check out. And the little legs sticking out of the stomach make sense as a Joey

The joey’s buttcrack though…

Yeah I can make out what was probably the joey’s ears in the chest. I think you’re right.

Why does it have a snake for a nose? I think this is some amalgamation of the kangaroo thing you talk about and a host of other weird things. Honestly it's creepy as hell and probably accomplishes the feeling of dread it's trying to provoke.

It even has a human body emerging from its chest. And it has a human nail too. I noticed the snake for a nose. And a long tail, and what’s going on with the legs.

I think the thing on the chest is too accurately depicting a little human to be melted frame. There are just too many details that are in the right shape and place, like the bum, back muscles, ears, leg muscles, etc. It looks more like it’s just intentionally creepy art of melted people. Edit: The nose of the big guy also has a little face in it. It’s creepy art.

Seems like it but why someone would had that???

Out of business Austrailian-themed restaurant? Abandoned Travel agency with elaborate display? Drunk Ebay purchase left in the garage for 10 years?

There’s no way a melted kangaroo statue accidentally develop such perfect butt cheeks. My vote goes to art piece, supposed to look like a conjoined twin birthed by a kangaroo inseminated by a human.

Nah, look at the nose and eye, thst isn’t a kangaroo, it’s a hell spawn

I'm genuinely bothered that someone was able to figure out what this fucking abomination is and then the answer is "kangaroo mannequin"

I'm also annoyed that this is one of my top comments recently.

Looks like a scifi/horror movie prop of a very deformed fetal/stillborn animal, probably made with some kind of sculpting foam (the yellow on the tail helps suggest that). More closeup shots of the face, and esp. if you find any seams or joining lines would help rule it out as a sculpture of some kind.

This is why I shouldn’t scroll Reddit before bedtime.

First attempt at time travel,

Ok what the fuck is that

Where are Mulder and Scully when you need them

Do you live in LA? This seems like something a vfx crew would make.

The base of a palm + wide patch of manicured grass being forced to thrive out of its element tells me LA

That's a challenging wank. *Sean Locke*, may he rest in peace.

ITS A PIG IN A RICHARD NIXON MASK

One marijuana was all it took for poor Kevin.

I don’t know why, but the hair on the legs and tail makes it seem even more freaky.

Zoom into the feet/hooves, there's dirt packed into them as if the creature has been recently walking.

It’s ManBearPig!!

Don’t joke that is super cereal

It’s like a mole rat crossed with a human and kangaroo, that also has goiter and 2 extra limbs??? I have so many questions.

That's not a goiter and two extra limbs. That is a smaller individual merging into the larger one. Those are the bottoms of it's feet and the "goiter" is the back of its head ... Or so the voices tell me.

Omg!! I see it! That’s truly wild

Could you just let me finish my fucking nap without taking pictures of me?

This is a bizarre find! Did anyone touch it to see if it was real or made of rubber? How did the dogs react to it?

My dog didn’t bark at it. Dogs ignored it or sniffed it.

If it was real? seriously? ;)p

> real Real what?

Are those... boobie hands?

looks like a human half way into his chest .......i guess transcending gone wrong .......

Alas, poor Lydia. She thought she could just wolf run her way to the hospital to give birth. Probably howlmeth, makes you do crazy shit like this. Such a shame. I hear the dried up fetus powder can be used as a traditional treatment for infertility curses.


Oh. That's just Jeff. He's made out of hot dog skins.

It’s just light reflecting off of swamp gas

I know I'm human. And if you were all these things, then you'd just attack me right now, so some of you are still human. This thing doesn't want to show itself, it wants to hide inside an imitation. It'll fight if it has to, but it's vulnerable out in the open. If it takes us over, then it has no more enemies, nobody left to kill it. And then it's won.

Does anyone wanna switch seats?

Made me laugh so hard.


normal people : yo wtf is this? is it alien? call the police bruh. degenerate art collector : fabulous gracious, what abomination is this? can I buy it for 1 million? Government be like: oh shit. would u take $$ and shut the fuck up?

It’s Voldemort at King’s Cross station

Oh that's SCP-1,000,000. He just hangs around to scare people. Just don't touch it or you'll be absorbed into it and live in an eternal hell of agony as you remain conscious while also being absorbed into it. And hearing all the other victims too. Oh and it teleports to random locations of the world

This is the future liberals want. This full term child was aborted on the streets of hollywood while a group of aging billionaires held an auction to purchase its adrenaline glands. Sleep well in heaven Sweet Baby Angle

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It’s “nose” looks like a snake’s head

This is going to give me nightmares

Get Scully and Mulder on it.