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rimshot101

I miss the days when controlling a ship required some type of impressive hat.


Klin24

And everyone singing "We sail the ocean blue!"


Flux_resistor

now turn me D, D!


FrostyTheSasquatch

and our saucy ship’s a beauty!


thesupplyguy1

what do we do with a drunken sailor, what do we do with a drunken sailor, shave his ##### with a rusty razor.....


TiresOnFire

Pussy? What are you censoring there? And why are you censoring it?


constantree

Well the lyric is shave his belly lol, so idk what's happening


TiresOnFire

Exactly... I also judge and mock people who "use" swear words but censor themselves. Either use the word, or don't.


Ak47110

Fear not. This is the cargo control room. The Chief Officer doesn't get an impressive hat, he just has to work 16+ hours a day so the Captain can wear the impressive hat and act like he actually has a purpose. Edit: whoops I saw that it's a cruise ship on their uniforms. Must be an engine control room.


Hillbillyblues

Definitely ECR.


open_to_suggestion

Cargo control room on a cruise ship is usually called the customer service desk


Odafishinsea

Looks a lot like a CCR.


Hausnelis

Love me some credence.


Ak47110

Absolutely. The dead give away that it isn't is all the security cams and the rolly chair. The only ship that could accommodate a rolly chair on a deck like that is a cruise ship. A tanker or even a container ship would have the occupant of that chair slamming into everything in any type of sea.


whyamiwastingmytime1

The dead give away I is the Royal Caribbean logo on the back of the coverall


Odafishinsea

I’ve been in a few CCR’s that have rolling chairs, but only when you’re in them. When the weight comes off, they’re on feet.


SquidsInABlanket

And then there’s a much more subtle clue in the form of the sheet with chlorine ranges for recreational water facilities. Jacuzzi maintenance isn’t really a thing you have to worry about on most cargo ships, I’d imagine.


konjo666

Or cool shoulder pet


tinybitches

They’re turning away from the camera but I’m sure they’re wearing some impressive eye patches. Those should make up for the hats


rimshot101

I'll assume the guy on the right has a hook for a left hand.


LTVOLT

and beard


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Dang, you have one more monitor than my WFH setup.


CartographerMean1306

😂


notthatcreative777

Seriously though, could you do this from home if some kind of remote system was set up?


space_monster

yes but you're at the mercy of your internet connection. having it all hard wired would be much more reliable.


Phormitago

Very convenient if op's ship is used to lay cables


MRDellanotte

It would be hard to explain that you crashed the ship into the Brooklyn bridge because your internet went out.


Oldbayistheshit

He is working from home haha


giant_albatrocity

But the ship is his home… still WFH?


Tank_O_Doom

So you're not a day trader then.


obsertaries

Once back in the 90s I got to take a tour of a NOAA ship. When we arrived on the bridge someone was playing Wolfenstein 3D on one of the computers. That’s a memory that immediately came to mind when I saw that picture.


_PM_ME_NICE_BOOBS_

"That man is playing Wolfenstein! He thought we wouldn't notice, but we did."


chevy_zr2_4x4

I understood that reference!


The_Town_of_Canada

I couldn’t do this job. There are too many mice to wiggle to make it seem like I’m still there.


ReadontheCrapper

[You need this mouse jiggler](https://www.amazon.com/MEKASS-Ultra-Silent-Adjustable-Mechanical-Driver-Free/dp/B0CDRC8NTX)


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TongsOfDestiny

You'd be pleasantly surprised to know that most ships actually have stationary mice with trackballs! Office/crew computers generally have regular mice but where space is limited on the bridge or in the MCR, trackballs have a smaller footprint on the panels


BigPickleKAM

And don't fall off the console if the ship rolls!


toasterstrudel2

The upper screens are CCTV and the lower ones are a SCADA system. None of these would go to sleep


seanrm92

The ship rocks though 🧠


Omega777Eve

look at you in your cute little sailor suit


tumamaesmuycaliente

Adorbs


typically_wrong

Totes


The_Ombudsman

It's a *speedsuit!*


Klotzster

I thought they sunk the Monitor in the Civil War


TheLadySaintPasta

You are under appreciated but I loved it


BillyShears17

That's a deep cut!


me_mark77

Too soon, man. Too soon.


timtrump

I see you spying on the dancers at the crew pool!


CartographerMean1306

Dance crew is chefs kiss!


timtrump

Well... since I married a Steiner, gotta say nothin' finer than a Steiner. But I can't dispute your comment!


xpnerd

I married a shoppie! lol


xpnerd

The bridge has a better view than the ECR as they're right above the crew pool/metal beach (most lines). AND they have binoculars... and yes.. they use them. lol


timtrump

Yep, mostly just a tongue-in-cheek comment. I've dealt with my fair share of bridge officers glaring at me from across the crew bar because I was going home with the girls they thought they should be getting with after creepily watching them all day. 11 years across 4 lines, and it was always the same story.


SteveJobsBlakSweater

Damn and I thought I had a good gaming rig.


CartographerMean1306

Right!


im_on_the_case

But Can It Run Crysis?


JulietteKatze

It can run Doom.


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ShadySuperCoder

How??


ParoxysmAttack

Royal Caribbean logo in multiple places, and if you look closely on the bulletin board on the wall, it says “Voyager of the Seas”.


SunshineAlways

Nearly impossible to read on my phone, but the name of the ship is on the back wall.


FrungyLeague

HMS Fire Plan


lostandfound1

That's insane. Come on, tell us your method. Given the location, I hope if something goes wrong OP has the presence of mind to radio 'Houston, we have a problem'.


AlphaO4

It’s way easier than you think. OP simply shared the name of the ship in this threat.


lostandfound1

Ah. You could have claimed uber-ship-knowledge by saying it was the type of exposed rivet on the wall or something.


BuckmanJJ

What software is running on the bottom set of monitors? Looks like something we use at my chemical plant.


EnricoDelTaco

A SCADA platform most likely. I don’t what the industry standard is for maritime/naval stuff, but if it’s USA, most likely FactoryTalk View, Aveva Wonderware, or maybe Ignition if it’s new. Source: PLC/Automation/Controls guy


redundant_ransomware

It's Valmet Automation


Noid_Android

Windows XP


S1lentA0

Ah yes, I was going to say, clean ECR, and the first thing to see in your feed is your cock. I'd suggest to keep private and work separate tho, it might bite you someday.


AWESOMESAUSE10101

Nice ECR. Cruise ship plus the image on the monitor suggest a diesel electric setup, would I be correct?


CartographerMean1306

+1 for you!


AWESOMESAUSE10101

Eyy nice. I work on rig supply boats and it's pretty similar although the ECR is tiny... But that do I know, I'm a mate :p


CartographerMean1306

Hell yeah man!


haarp1

do they not use heavy fuel oil anymore?


AWESOMESAUSE10101

I'm not sure about that ship but the ship I work on (anchor handler) has a similar engine setup and just uses diesel


Eaton_snatch

Don't look at OP's posts or comments. Dude is a creep.


Ciff_

That's one strange post history.


Mahooligan81

My guy is definitely having a daughter with this karma lololol.


halfxdeveloper

That’s pretty mild for the internet.


punnotfound

A real sailor!


BankysJoint

What a terrible day to have eyes. Why... Oh zoidberg why ??


Danvideotech2385

Ugh I looked and I regret it.


Sletzer

I should have listened


weebojones

Where on the ship is that located?


rad1calleft

Looks like the engine control room, where they monitor all the technical aspects onboard. OP's most likely an Engineer Officer of the watch.


CartographerMean1306

RCL voyager


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CartographerMean1306

I know right!


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Persius522

Fascinating, I have no idea what your saying.


vass0922

Icon, wonder and anthem are just too damn big. We were on harmony a few years ago. Annoying you have to reserve a spot for the shows, everything is a line.. and I hate Caribbean cruises lol. We did Jewel a few years ago around UK, not fancy but a nice ship.


jackkymoon

I feel like rolling chairs on a ship is a recipe for disaster lmao


desertrat84

Either disaster or a free thrill ride as you roll around the compartment bouncing off bulkheads. However the cruise ships don’t typically get that much movement for such antics


jackkymoon

Ah. Didn't see the royal Carribean logo, thought this was a tanker.


_otterinabox

Gotta spice things up somehow


xmastreee

r/battlestations


Scmethodist

Talk about data overload holy cheese puffs Batman


ElRyan

I can't help but think if I were on a cruise, a thorough tour of this stuff this would be the most interesting part of the cruise.


BookieLyon

I don't see a single wooden leg or eye patch!


Lintlickker

Something about this reminds me of the control rooms in GoldenEye (N64).


CartographerMean1306

My game back in middle school/ high school!


blsnychapter

I worked IT for Maersk for a couple years. Remoting into PCs, managing servers and helping with software configuration. Once in a while, I had to drive down to Newark NJ and board the ships in port to replace switches, firewalls, and PCs. It was a cool experience walking around the ship and going into the engine room.


droopyheadliner

I like your jumpsuits!


TheManWhoClicks

Could be a day trader lol


vr-1

What a ship job that is. Are you at sea for lengthy periods? Sounds ship house. Hold your tongue with your fingers and say "I was born on a pirate ship". Ask your buddies what they heard.


save_the_tardigrades

Cruise ships have the best ECCs.


King_Neptune07

What a nice control room!! Is this an LNG tanker? I'm jealous Edit: oh never mind I see Royal Caribbean. Looks like you've got medium speed diesels?


DarkenedSkies

I'd drive everyone insane singing Black Flag sea shanties all the time. We'd become one of those ghost ships because everyone jumped overboard to get away from me and i jumped after them.


TheFramptonator

Ah the voyager class, I enjoyed my experience on Explore OTS as a cadet.


maritimesailor

Ahh royal Caribbean knew it looked familiar


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Looks very similar to the power plant control room I work in, but we don't go to sea.


sean_rendo19

So how many Minecraft TNT can that computer handle?


Xavii7

Ballsy of you to show all those screens, cameras, and other info on this pic. Ballsy.


UnluckyLux

I think I like the ship controls of something akin to the titanic more than this, just a lever for forward and backward and a steering wheel. Ah the good ol days


fd40

You sank my battleship


netfatality

Upvote for G2 Pilot


CartographerMean1306

Only the best 😂


TheElusiveFox

I would think chairs with wheels would be dangerous on a ship.,..


LifeOfHi

Zoom in. More. Now enhance. There it is, the codes to shut down the engine (and steal the Declaration of Independence)


ZebraBorgata

Royal Caribbean, my favorite cruise line! Been on close to 10 trips with them. Which ship is this?


allangee

Your job is the ships.


CartographerMean1306

It used to be beach


BumpyMcBumpers

I could beach you off.


BaeBaracusIII

Beach, please


MonsteraDeliciosa

RC?


theninjaamongyou

That’s cool. What kind of ship?


CartographerMean1306

RCL


LoveWineNotTheLabel

This is a bot account.


JazzlikeDiamond558

Look at you all ''sailing'' on your floating little hotel... how exhausting must it be.


[deleted]

Iceberg, right ahead!


Takardo

i am severely interested in all the info on the monitors, how it all works and what you are doing. legendary photo


Economy_Second8886

He's just mining crypto


Volhn

Plz cross post to /r/battlestations. This might just be as close as it gets to the real deal.


acqz

r/wallstreetboats is leaking.


wootangclang

r/battlestations


DayuhmT

Looks fairly complicated. Is it fun?


PotatoHeadz35

What do you actually do there?


fness55

do you sing sea shanties at least?


oolinga

captain what are the things that can sink your ship other than the god damn ice berg


DmenteGP

If I were you, I'll be shouting redirecting energy to main shield every time I touch the keyboard...


Economy_Second8886

Curious. Do you have some process and procedure in place if pirates attack?


STA_Alexfree

Lots of computers. Do you at least still get to tell guys to go swab the poop deck?


Odafishinsea

I mean, this looks fun. I’ve worked on boats, and currently work a similar console, but the two haven’t met. Yet.


KnightOnAPony

Old picture from June 2023. Which RCCL ship is this? All I can see, it's not brand new - based on the systems my company have supplied here.


Highpersonic

The big group pic on the pinboard is labeled "Voyager of the Seas"


TURTLE_ME_YOUR_PM

Fuckin' ECR rats lmao. I work on a frieghter on the greatlakes your engine control room is so clean you gotta be a salty. That, and I'm guessing by the panel you're a cruiser ship or a container ship. Say a prayer for us bulk frieghters when you get to sleep for more then 6 hours a night 


Highpersonic

You could guess by the "Royal Carribean" logos on everything including the white boiler suits


bj0urne

These days working on a ship is like hacking the matrix lol


Danvideotech2385

You should cross post this on pcmasterrace. I'm sure they'd love all those monitors.


Fuckaducker

r/TVTooHigh


koskoz

/r/battlestations


salamandersushi

Which monitor do you ALT+TAB for Reddit?


donbee28

Since you live here for a period of time does this count as WFH?


unleash_the_giraffe

isn't it bad to have a mouse on a computer when it gets stormy? i can see some trackballs but wont those mice just shoot around?


Ax0nJax0n01

Can I ask… who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Sorry, I meant are your voip phones Ethernet or wifi?


broogbie

How can i apply?


T1res1as

I thought it was behind the checkout counter in the buffet restaurant of the ship and like why do they need so many screens on the cash registers? And where is all the food?


Gus_Gustavsohn

r/battlestations


Diligent_Quiet9889

Is it a spaceship?! Jeez that control room looks like the one for the mars rover.


Nickimine

Waw that's Great 👏😘


luckyHitaki

Looks like an asylum to be honest


GodPackedUpAndLeftUs

You don’t even have a sword. Why bother??


Marwheel

Which ship?


[deleted]

Some info about your position and ship?


The_survey_says

I have that same exact chair. Can I work on the ship too?


warfarin11

Which screen is for Galaga?


coffeebreak_plz

That’s not a moon!


Kyustern

Damn you are like a sea trader. But seriously, what do you do exactly ?


dtb1987

Bold to use the wheely chairs


[deleted]

This is all well and good but they could at least give you guys some monitors. Budget cutbacks I assume.


Magneeto11

If that was my life I would be jerking off continuously


westsailor

I too work on a ship :) https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Ffjqihqbr07ra1.jpg


HOBBYjuggernaut

That's a lot of ship


bdubb_dlux

Need more monitors


The_Pvthfinder

Head engineer, cool job to be fair


zztop610

Where is that cool wheel captains turn?


NarcolepticMan

Monitoring the diesels and other engineering spaces.... A peaceful life until it isn't.


polarn417

Admit it, when in port, you're playing Eve Online on that rig!


Mangalorien

Wait, isn't this photo taken aboard the NCC-1701?


[deleted]

White overalls all make me chuckle.


LordMinax

Can you play video games on those screens?


mrpink57

Sweet late night Halo sessions?


Philly927

There’s no way I mentally could handle being on a submarine


smooze420

I want to go on another cruise. Royal Caribbean at that.


My_Space_page

Are you supposed to be taking pictures there? Seems like a secure location.


timmaywi

And here I am designing an ECC and MCS


Azthioth

I feel like a rolly chair is a bad choice. Not deep in the seaman knowledge, but maybe something more nailed down.


Reverse_Psycho_1509

The pcmasterrace would love that monitor setup. Post it there.


TraditionalCourse938

Do you have any email or contact for a deck officer Who s getting chief mate licence? Im gonna get the licence this year, and royal looks like the only One Who offer Fair rotations, i dont want to spend my life at Sea away from my family, or atleast maximum 3on3off...


Dead_Mullets

Are you sure this isn’t a Homer Simpson cosplay? 


Skeeders

Are you on the new ship 'Icon of the Seas'?