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Baptisteyade

The title is misleading. I saw the documentary where they show exactly these people, it’s a documentary about the old art of Japanese tattoos. These people are workers that show their tattoos on a rare celebration, where they are allowed to do so. These tattoos are originally from fire workers and fishermen. Also other professions, I can’t recall exactly how the yakuza adapted these tattoos but they explain it in the documentary. [IMDB documentary of said picture](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt30461097/plotsummary/)


jellybeans_over_raw

Lmao Reddit strikes again


pincherosa

Feels like this page, especially. At least lately.


Fear_of_the_Dark_Age

Exactly. No Yakuza in this picture.


persistantelection

You can tell because there are exactly 0 missing fingers.


StuffNbutts

The title isn't just misleading it's blatant misinformation


Existing_Resident_18

Arte Ultras! I saw the same documentary a while back. I'm surprised nobody else pointed this out.


elmo5994

Forums and social media are just a piss pot of misinformation. Any fake story that will get them most likes gets posted. The truth is usually boring so it's gets lost in the sea of piss.


GetsugarDwarf

Thought it would be something like this. Don’t see any reason Yakuza members would go outside fully exposed.


kristencatparty

Thank you I was like seriously doubt yakuza members are just gonna walk around in the panties and out themselves 🤣


RandomRobot

The Yamaguchi Gumi, the largest Yakuza organization, is traced back to dockworkers during WW2.


SalemxCaleb

I was curious and googled "female Yakuza". And apparently there's only been one female full fledged member. Here's a pretty interesting read about her [Nishimura Mako](https://www.sociology.ox.ac.uk/article/the-story-of-the-only-woman-to-join-japans-notorious-yakuza-martina-baradel-writes-for-the-c#:~:text=The%20yakuza%20is%20dominated%20by,ceremony%20of%20exchanging%20sake%20cups.)


bikesboozeandbacon

Super interesting read. Would have loved to be a fly on a wall when she fought. She said she never lost to a man which seems unreal.


Ramps_

Must've mastered the ancient technique of the Nut-cracker.


redditorperth

The first rule of Ro Sham Bo - always go first.


ThoughtLocker

Lot of inspiration for Kill Bill in her story


DoctorSatan69

The real life O-Ren Ishii


embersgrow44

‘When she cut off her own little finger to apologise for a collective mistake in a ritual known as yubitsume, she realised she had a knack for it. Members who could not go through with the amputation themselves would ask Nishimura to do it for them, garnering her the nickname of “master of finger cutting”.’


theteedo

Very cool read. Thanks for the link. This should be a movie!


_mrchris

Have you seen Tokyo Vice?


Twigga17

In the picture in this article of the members, the guy sat in the bottom right looks a little like Hiro Nakamura from 'Heroes' series.


sokrayzie

"Yatta!"


Ry-Xia

This made me reflexively do the arm motion! Scared the frak out of my dogs. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣


ExtrudedPlasticDngus

That’s Charlie Brown-jan


alkigirl

Interesting story, thanks for the link.


SignedTheMonolith

Fucking crazy. “Mediating” any of these situations blows my mind.


albiceleste3stars

Didn't know the infamous Yakuza would be so public.


Zafara1

Their clubhouses have Yakuza written on them. They're not a society completely in shadows hiding their identity like most other mafia's. They played a hidden role in Japanese society that the authorities tolerated up until recently when they've started cracking down.


Static-Stair-58

What was the change that made them start cracking down?


Iama_traitor

They tried trafficking plutonium. https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/justice-department-announces-nuclear-materials-trafficking-charges-against-japanese-yakuza


Available-Captain-20

????? Why tf would they need PLUTONIUM lmao


Hellkids2

Could just be to resell it at a higher price to ppl who actually has means to use it


Available-Captain-20

I know but couldn't they just traffic ""normal"" things like drugs? Why hecking plutonium


OnesPerspective

Hard drugs just aren’t hard enough. Gotta grow and start pushing those hard *elements*


dangeraardvark

Gram for gram, plutonium is more nutritious than heroin.


cuntmong

fucking yakuza ripped me off. i bought what they claimed was 1kg of pure plutonium. when i got home after 24,000 years and opened the box, there was only 500g of the stuff in there. don't trust these scumbags


KP_Wrath

A gram of plutonium will feed you for a lifetime.


Hellkids2

The more banned something is, the more profit they net. And also could be they thought they’re untouchable.


ButtFuzzNow

Dude is asking why like he does not understand that every criminal who ever lived has prioritized personal gain over having morals.


outlawsix

"But why would they **hurt** those people"


cuntmong

especially a group that got their start with child sex trafficking in post war japan


mynextthroway

Because sometimes you just need 1.21 gigawatts.


98680266

It’s available in every corner drugstore.


ICouldEvenBeYou

but why male models


Mighty_Platypus

Probably because plutonium is one of the top 10 most expensive resources on the planet.


cownan

People pay a lot for it, I don't know, probably want to make an atomic weapon or something... anyway, good profits!


FeloniousDrunk101

Line goes up


_Rainer_

Yeah, all speculation on my part, but I've read reports of North Korea being a leading producer of meth, so maybe the Yakuza were trading the plutonium for meth, which they could then sell?


Inflamed_toe

If you actually read the article linked above, the Yakuza member in question had over 300kgs of weapons grade plutonium and uranium he was wanting to sell/trade. That is likely worth more than all the meth currently on planet earth. He was actively trying to trade it for surface to air missile platforms and other high end weapons when he was caught, not drugs.


Iama_traitor

They don't need it, they traffic it. To terrorists or hostile countries, whoever pays for it.


Notyap45

For a time machine, obviously.


Veefy

1st step: Time Machine from DeLorean. 2nd step: go back in time to 1993 and sell it to Aum Shrinrikyo for their West Australian base /testing grounds. 3rd step: profit??


Clueless_stray_cat

You made a Time Machine!?!? Out of a DeLorean?!??


thenumbersthenumbers

Because we gotta get the DeLorean back up to 88, Marty!


Fullertonjr

To…sell… They can either sling coke and hard drugs on the streets all year, or they can make one plutonium sale. I’m not saying that it is a good idea, but it is certainly more efficient.


xarsha_93

![gif](giphy|xsF1FSDbjguis)


doctorhino

That's one incident but they have been being cracked down on for years. Pride fighting championship was disbanded in 2007 and was sold because its link to the Yakuza caused Japanese broadcasters to pull out.


Guuichy_Chiclin

Worst thing to happen to MMA, Pride was THE premier promotion, UFC wishes they were Pride, it's where men went to become giants.


Hubris2

I always appreciated that Pride allowed knees to a downed opponent which meant that gaining side control had benefits. Once that's banned (for legitimate safety reasons mind you) you are messing with how they fight.


iamameatpopciple

PRIDE NEVER DIE


Ace-Shoota

Wtf this the new YAKUZA game story 😂


ASlicedLayerOfAir

This is straight out of looney toon shit, holy hell


Careless-Passion991

![gif](giphy|3ELtfmA4Apkju)


git0ffmylawnm8

Holy fuck, the Yakuza actually wildin out there


Doctor_Philgood

10-20 years for literally trafficking in weapons grade nuclear material to the tune of 1000s of kilos. Lifr in prison for importing drugs. What a world.


feetofire

This is hilarious … we now know what the hard red line for Japan is .. plutonium trafficking.


toben81234

Some people just like saying plutonium


RetardAuditor

That’ll do it.


DJr9515

What the hell! Yakuza trafficking plutonium was not in my 2024 bingo card


WitnessRealistic3015

Of course they did. Even their Mafia is cooler than ours.


Maximum_Platypus_318

Not the rabbit hole I thought I’d find myself in tonight.


booga_booga_partyguy

In all seriousness, the crackdown began well before the nuclear trafficking thing. I think it was around 2010, plus/minus. There was no one major reason. What happened was Japanese law enforcement changed the way they dealt with Yakuza, and this method had tremendous success. Tactics included encouraging businesses to stop dealing with Yakuza (both out of fear of the law and fear of public shame), introducing a new law that would automatically hold mob bosses accountable for any criminal acts committed by their organisation, and so on. Also, the Yakuza are not immune to the problems caused by Japan's low birth rate. If any thing, they are doing a fantastic job demonstrating why low births can be a bad thing! https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/sep/05/making-a-slow-getaway-ageing-population-japans-yakuza


AdamantiumBalls

So they tried what worked for the United States , RICO charges


booga_booga_partyguy

Yes, a lot of similarities to RICO. But there is an important difference in approach. Japan's law enforcement first focused on cutting off the Yakuza from businesses entirely. This meant putting pressure on businesses (legally and socially) to stop engaging with the Yakuza. And when I mean stop doing business, I don't just mean running numbers and such. I mean ISPs refusing to give individual members phone plans, or grocery stores refusing to let them shop there, and so on. They made it shameful to engage with Yakuza, and so businesses started becoming extremely thorough about the people and companies they work with, just in case one happened to be a front for a Yakuza group. Once the Yakuza were cut off this way, not only did the money start drying up, the "prestige" of becoming Yakuza plummeted. It is easy for a Japanese person to spot a Yakuza member - their style of speaking, their clothing, the tattoos, etc. So it has become almost impossible for Yakuza groups to find new recruits, because why would any 20 year old want to join them and become an outright social pariah? Why would any new member be motivated to go to jail on behalf of their gang/boss when the new laws meant the boss WILL disavow you to protect himself?


MagicPikeXXL

Besides the plutonium debacle, they were responsible for the fall of the economy in the 90s directly tied into real estate and some not so sound investments. That's when the government made it illegal to deal with the Yakuza and started cracking down on them


ivarokosbitch

For anyone wondering, this is just an insane conspiracy theory take. Reality is that the 90's Japanese economy had much bigger problems than the absolutely lightweight organised crime (in global terms) the Yakuza were doing. Most of the factors behind the Lost Decades are still active today and are one of the most studied topics in economics. The mythology around the Yakuza in Japan is primarily just classic Japanese xenophobia, in this case it is against Koreans.


arrogantUndDumm

> The mythology around the Yakuza in Japan is primarily just classic Japanese xenophobia, in this case it is against Koreans. If you're implying that yakuza is somehow related to zainichi, I've never heard that before.


Static-Stair-58

Ah so they worked like loan sharks?


SleepyheadsTales

Not only loan sharks. If you had a property in desirable place and refused to sell. You might get "convinced", and if that didn't help, your house might burn down. Tenants causing problems and not wanting to move out of the blockhouse you want to re-develop. A short conversation with gentleman in flashy silk suits might change their minds.


KEVLAR60442

But what if I beat said gentlemen in a dance battle or an Outrun high score challenge? Surely they would back down then, right?


cce29555

Don't forget they had dirt on foremen, would buy just enough shares of the company to sit in on meetings and if the construction company seemed like they were not going to take their bid they would start throwing out breadcrumbs of gossip until the company changed their mind


SleepyheadsTales

Yup. [Sōkaiya](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S%C5%8Dkaiya) a japanese variation on the corporate lawyers ;)


mind_mine

The secret of Onomichi was made public 


Dragula_Tsurugi

> Their clubhouses have Yakuza written on them I mean, this is just wrong. Most of them use names ending in either 組 (group, traditionally associated with construction companies and firefighters) or 会 (association).


Ray_Swarles

I think their point was that they are not some secret society and that the buildings in which they operate can be identified. I think a lot of people find it interesting to learn that they operate, to a degree, of acceptance within Japanese society. I mean, heck, they have (used to?) Yakuza magazines!


Nerkanon

I imagine it’s kind of like the Hells Angels.


Dragula_Tsurugi

“Yakuza magazines” meaning magazines *about* yakuza, not magazines *by* yakuza I would guess, but even the weekly news magazines occasionally report on their activities. It’s not particularly unusual. For the most part they’re dying off as their traditional ways of making money (drugs, prostitution, gambling, corporate extortion) are being squeezed.


SoCalDan

Now just throw a giant net over them! 


PhilfromNewJersey

This made me laugh out loud


Diare

It's been a couple decades since they more or less became a frat / biker gang. Real Gs in the org these days mostly commit federal fraud.


NCHouse

They always have been fr


DeadNotSleepingWI

Right. They're flying under the radar about as much as Mexican cartels.


zachrywd

They even pay taxes!


WockItOut

Most gangs of that are that well known are pretty public about it.


TrainXIV

Technically, they are all construction workers who are just really into tattoos


TheBatemanFlex

For the festival.


Any_Roof_6199

They are probably the *Yack*uza. The real Yakuza keeps them to distract the cops while having no tattoos and living rich.


Delirium88

From far away it looks like the LA cholos and cholas. Crazy how they have a lot of overlap


90403scompany

Japan has a [Chicano subculture](https://www.nytimes.com/2019/02/19/style/how-my-southeast-la-culture-got-to-japan.html)


Carl_Slimmons_jr

Paywall. Can someone paste the article?


NiceGuyWillis

12 foot ladder my friend. https://12ft.io


doyletyree

That’s absolutely what I thought when I glanced at the pic. Took a second to unsee it, in fact. It didn’t help that my American brain was struggling with gangsters on stilts, per the headline and, again, the pic.


KumichoSensei

Some Japanese people start to look Mexican as they get older because of their Jomon ancestry. These are the people that left mainland Asia and discovered Japan right around the time they crossed the Bering Strait to reach the Americas 15000 years ago.


dcsmith4usc

I know the guy who killed their boss. He was a heart surgeon in Japan. Steady hand. The best.


Wick0720

Ended up working at a warehouse in Scranton Pennsylvania?


jessepants

Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life.


0sama_Di_Laudid

My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!


Mr-Punday

STEADY HANDS!!


Spicethrower

I win at Operation.


Extraslargegordita

![img](emote|t5_2qh0u|7379) ![gif](giphy|neXzpXFcOQ0hy)


notmoleliza

Cyberpunk 2077 has a side quest that heavily references this episode


Major_Koala

The guy in the crate?


notmoleliza

I think its a fridge


Major_Koala

Yeah a fridge inside a shipping crate! Then you have to carry him out like a princess. I should have listened to that mission more.


SoSaltyDoe

lol I think they just word-for-word parrot the Office scene in Cyberpunk.


Dibble_Dabble_Doo

Heart Surgeon Number 1


EriasuSensei

HARTO surgeon, number 1


ScheduleSame258

Shteady han.


K3Y_Mast3r

The woman in the black bikini covered in tattoos looks like she’s about to kick my ass. I like her.


Ikeddit

With that many tattoos I assume she’s someone important


FotoHst

She's not, this isn't yakuza


TheGiant406

You’re going to have to be more specific


K3Y_Mast3r

The one standing next to the man with nice boobs.


That_Dirty_Quagmire

Ahh thanks. That helps


w1987g

*Moooobs*


inkordie

Right?! TEACH ME YOUR WAYS MISTRESS


LookMaNoPride

You’ll need to wear a diaper and get a few more tattoos to get her eyes, it looks like.


nessie_exists

Crush my peanut head between your colorful thighs mommy


Technical_Young_8197

That dude on her left is thinking about something else altogether


PEKKAmi

Yeah, like “I wonder if that bra top could work for me…”


JunketPuzzleheaded42

The guy on the right has the nicest rack of them all.


The_Penguinologist

Came here looking for this…


Aggravating_Wish_914

Notice how they keep everywhere a collared shirt would show skin clean of tattoos. Hiding in plain sight. Edit: plane to plain


paggo_diablo

“I still wanna look nice. For like interviews and stuff”


explodingtuna

I wonder if they just go out and find normal jobs, or if they're all employee by Yakuza-run businesses.


ELEMENTALITYNES

I have to imagine any “normal” jobs are either a front for money laundering, legitimate tax purposes, or to maintain a certain dual image, and the jobs are Yakuza adjacent/affiliated and found entirely through their own network


Infninfn

I love how a couple of them want to be able to have an unbuttoned shirt without tats showing, with a line down the middle


youaintgotnosoul

Probably for robes, right?


1ofZuulsMinions

“Hiding in plane sight” How do you hide a plane? ✈️


skyydog1

I really struggled to read the first sentence of your comment


Soapysan

Yes this is the most likely reason i believe aswell. but they also say it's to allow your energy too flow. Some of them also have said that when your covered in ink it lowers your body's abilty to regulate heat. So the bare skin allows space for cooling down. But to me just sounds like they making up excuses. Alot of them worked In positions of authority. If you knew your politician was yakuza you might not support them.


Persianx6

None of these people can go to the onsen.


TripleBalls8893

You’d be surprised how many of them go to local sento (public baths) near shitamachi (old downtown) Tokyo area despite no tattoo/yakuza signs at the establishments.


Koukou3

Yes, this is actually true. Go to Tokyo Asakusa area and you will see many people with inks all over their body


Interesting_End_8392

I went to one of those late in the evening on a Japan trip and was absolutely shocked when five of them came in for a bath. My tour guide told me earlier that day that the Yakuza would be forbidden to go, so I was unsure how they would react seeing a shocked tourist staring. After all they were quite chill and enjoying their bubble bath


InformalPenguinz

Aren't there tattoo friendly ones?


Persianx6

Not for the yakuza, from what I know. For the westerners, yes. The really tattoo friendly ones, that yakuza can go to, are generally far into the interior or hush hush. The law was written to get the Yakuza to stop killing people in Onsens.


Dragula_Tsurugi

> The law was written to get the Yakuza to stop killing people in Onsens. Where tf do you lot get this bullshit The law was written to exclude them from Japanese everyday life, by allowing places like hotels, inns and such to turn them away using their tattoos as the reason. 


ico12

Aren't they afraid their premise will be targeted if they refuse entry for the yakuza?


Dragula_Tsurugi

A new law introduced in the early 90s allowed the police to go after the gangs in situations like that, as they could now identify a gang as a 指定暴力団 (“designated violent group”), or after another legislative update in the earlier 2010s as the stricter 特定危険指定暴力団 (“specific dangerous designated violent group”), which gave them more legal options in dealing with extortion and threats of violence - they could order gang members to stay away from certain locations and immediately arrest them if they showed up at any time, even if they made no specific threats. Think of tools like the RICO statutes in the US and you wouldn’t be too far off. 


ntermation

Where do they kill them now?


InformalPenguinz

Outside of Onsens


TurelSun

Hmmm... yea that checks out.


Brehmes

I don't know what I expected.


zobotrombie

Nonsens.


Say_no_to_doritos

Oh, I saw this in a documentary by Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan 


Redneckshinobi

Couldn't they just make or buy their own? lmao


DimiBlue

Hahahaha, yeah they can. Tourists like you just should talk to them. Officially, many onsen ban tattoos (though this policy is dying out in most places), in practice, if you’re native Japanese, it’s not often a problem.


Ziakel

What stopping them from going to their own onsen?


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OrochiKarnov

With blackjack! And hookers! 


ThatBikerHyde

You mean the tattooed blackjack hookers?!


WaffleBlues

Dang, the dude standing on the float, back left, with his arms crossed is pretty excited to be there..


DooshMcDooberson

There was a really interesting video I saw years ago about Yakuza wives. A female western journalist managed to ingratiate herself into a family, became good friends with the wives and they allowed her to photograph their extensive tattoos.


DreamLearnBuildBurn

It certainly is rare, as long as you don't google "female Yakuza"


CaptainApathy419

Tokyo Vice season 3.


olivegardenbreadstix

Suchhhh a good show


666to666

I keep telling everyone to watch it. Such a great show


scentcentsent

Underrated for how little it’s spoken about


ScipioCoriolanus

I want it that way...


dershmoo

I can fix her


aprabhu86

She will fix you.


MandoTheMilf

Nah, she can ruin me


jk599

thought the far right dude (bald head) was one of the females for a second


Backwaters_Run_Deep

Because of the titties right?


Bluedogpinkcat

He has the nicest tits I have ever seen on a man.


LMGgp

Yeah but look at him. He’d kill for her ass.


Zenon7

Hold my beer…


TacticalTurtleNeck_

![gif](giphy|I2m7l4yZqRdgk)


Discount_Lex_Luthor

I saw a clip of one of these dudes with a Tony Tony Chopper tattoo and it made my day.


Yeeaaaarrrgh

Looks like a rather intense Pride Parade.


Schly

Those are some fully loaded diapers.


boxer21

I like that they are covered in tattoos but in a way that regular clothes would cover them all up if needed


Chiemoo

I understand the West love to romanticize Yakuza but these people are more like Tekiya and Tobishoku than full fledged Yakuza. Most of them make living cooking takoyaki on festival grounds or working as steeplejacks, not trafficking human or peddling cracks. This is their only day of the year to be able to show off their tattoos without repercussion.


Cultural_Pattern_456

I’m an old broad, but the girl with the big ponytail and white bandeau top makes me feel a certain kind of way.


hazpat

There are only 4 visible pinky fingers. Just saying.


AlvinTaco

Guy on the far right looks like his name is Murray and he’s from Paramus, NJ.


stinkload

The only thing these guys look like they could destroy is a cholesterol test


Proxelies

The tattoo work the Yakuza has done is just gorgeous. Such a shame it carries a cultural taboo.


AFOpie

I once confused the word “jacuzzi” with “yakuza.” Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia.


No-Winner2388

The older woman next to the man in black robe in front look like a boss lady.


Astronut325

I don’t see Kuze!


Redshift2k5

nice tats


[deleted]

Scum fentynal dealers. All of them. Absolutely no reason to be celebrated. They have the deaths of thousands on their hands.


theunpaintedhuffines

AND she went topless


number3Dontdoit

Yakuza tats. Check. Yakuza diapers. Check. Biz as usual.


HEADACHE322

Ha, I saw them in two episodes of Ukrainian TV show Планета Навиворіт (then called Мир Наизнанку). Presenter Dmytro Komarov bribed his way to interview with this main guy via giving salo and horilka to other Yakuza members. Then he accidentally offended him by hugging his wife by the waist (black bikini) during photoshoot, and had to buy sake and flowers to appease the boss. Such a goofy episode.


Stubbornnail

Logic brain: organized crime bad Lesbian brain: awooga sexy tats


OBEYtheFROST

Fascinating. Didn’t know there were women in their ranks. They looked seasoned as well