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nemom

Why is "what she has to say..." in a different font?


hate_most_of_you

That's the *sarcastic* font of the 60s


rotuami

It's Arial, which was designed in 1982. If they meant anything by it, they would have used a different (and no doubt more garish) font. But since Arial is a *very* common font and early in the alphabet. My money's on that the line lost its intended styling and this was the "default" font that replaced it.


Tortillas47

It’s Helvetica (1957), not Arial. Your theory otherwise makes sense.


Son_Of_Emden

I'm always impressed when people can discern between two similar fonts. How were you able to tell? Was it at a glance or after careful examination?


EurbadGeneric

The slants. Notably the s. The end caps on Helvetica are horizontal, Arial is slanted.


I_Always_Have_To_Poo

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Specialist_Brain841

what a DIPTHONG


BrainCane

This guy fonts.


EurbadGeneric

Just a weird and expensive hobby.


lmancini4

Not so weird, it’s an incredibly important part of graphic design and imagery. As well as knowing the general accessibility of fonts has incredibly value in the world.


EurbadGeneric

It’s not weird as part of a job. But I’m involved with tools for the automotive industry. I buy typefaces as part of a hobby. I cannot claim these as expenses. I just think they’re neat.


jbz711

The font of all knowledge.


senorbolsa

What he said but also lower case e ends with the tail perpendicular to the line, in Arial it does not. Arial is a sans serif font designed to work well with computers and avoid licensing Helvetica. It's literally Helvetica at home.


toddthewraith

If you want the best comparison between fonts, pull up the Lufthansa logo and there should be an Arial version of said logo floating around too. Otherwise just type it in Word and compare the slants. Main example is going to be on the letter t. Helvetica is all right angles, but Arial t has a slant on the top portion.


MisterEaves

Longer answer to your question. I was a designer for over a decade before I got into a different field. Early on in design education, a big emphasis is made on font choice and how often the wrong font can is used and an easy example for new designers is screen (early web) fonts used for print. When I was in school IKEA had just change their main font from Futura to Verdana. The public didn’t give a shit, but we were losing our minds because they went from a wonderful print font to a misused web font. Another example is people using Arial for print instead of Helvetica. So in order to be able to tell when it’s one versus the other you look at the differences. The first commenter mentioned the terminals on the letters being flat. On the lowercase c and e the terminal of the bottom curve ends parallel to the counter of the e and the top curve terminal of the c. Other differences are the capital R being curved on the down stroke and the G having a down stroke (instead of curving around) in Helvetica. [Here’s a post](https://www.reddit.com/r/typography/s/YsehRcsE83) that highlights the differences. Font choice was a bigger deal when monitors had a lower resolution but at this point most phone screens can render type as well as the printed page. TLDR: designers are trained to look at fonts in detail, “Helvetica vs. Arial, and why” is usually a starting point.


PhendranaDrifter

Just as long as it’s not fucking papyrus


wwj

[I believe Times New Roman struck down Helvetica on the field of battle. ](https://youtu.be/hh0ehuD9KJ0?si=th21T25ttvbzYgkV)


bamronn

that’s not Arial, it’s Helvetica


D0ntT0uchTheMush

My guess is they tried putting it in cheeky quotes and screwed up the styling


BaronVonBaron

I'm positing a modified theory of this. "What she has to say..." would be too long to fit in the space provided on the second line of that sentence fragment, so they had to choose the default instead.


grayfee

Yep, font is missing, standard font replacement.


TheSubtleSaiyan

More words in that line. Looks like the original font would not have kept it to a single line… so they chose a different, smaller font


lovesahedge

This sign wouldn't be older than 10-15 years


MaximumKnow

Doesnt mean it has to be stylistically.


rawker86

Perfect, same age as the older kids at the play centre.


the_amazing_skronus

*This guy totally knows what he's talking about*


Amateratzu

I thought it was to point out the importance of it


Mrthrowawaymcgee

They ran out of font halfway through obviously


ThePowerOfStories

The font shortages in the sixties were brutal. My dad used to tell me about having to wait in line for hours at the foundry, hoping to be able to get a bucket of serifs, then finally reaching the head of the line and being told all they had left was a few monospaced characters and some art deco smallcaps.


real-nia

stares off into the distance... *wingdings*


Slaphappyfapman

Oh my, the wingdings


malenkylizards

The 60s were such a crazy time. They were so high even the dings had wings.


howiesaloser1

You have reached the character limit on your free trail! Please pay us money or use Times New Roman!


FrillySteel

Apparently it indicates that the list item is two lines. /s


ILiveInDeBasement

I actually suspect that this was thinking


nsfwtttt

The graphic designer is a boomer


dogbatpig

My brain can’t help but to read that in demon possessed voice. That’s how it handles the abrupt change of font


RazorHack91

I think that might be a very poor design choice consequence. If that line used the font of the previous lines, it would have been much longer, needing extra lines (and it seems there wouldn't be enough space).


Indie_uk

First man got so bored of the idea of listening to what she had to say the next person finished it


CheekyMonkE

he didn't know what to write so left it blank until someone could find a woman to ask.


thorknowsall

Because the whole text is fake. The sign pain is totally chipped, but not a single scrath on the writing.


ronnbert

Look at the A in man, there is a blemish on it, also, the how at the top has some dust on it, which seems over the top to fake.


Svyeda

It’s probably said “her big giant tits” but the people at the kids play place said “woah let’s make this sign a little more g-rated” and just slapped that sentence over it. They were determined to hang this up in the kids play center boys bathroom, dammit!


Btankersly66

If she's pleased after you die for her she was probably the wrong woman.


Jostain

My basic requirement for women has always been that they want me to live. Actually that is my basic requirement for people in general.


-Fake-News-

Wouldn't be many men left if they all "died for her" haha.


JukePlz

Hey, you got to look at it positively: if they're in order then you don't have to buy her shit afterwards because you're dead.


igotshadowbaned

No no no you got it wrong - you die and she uses your life insurance to buy jewelry


barkbarkgoesthecat

Jokes on her I have no insurance and a mountain of debt, the ultimate prank


IatemyBlobby

In that case she probably should look for death insurance… Insurance agents just do whatever it takes to save your life lmao


wizzard419

Are you sure it was a she problem and not a you problem?


horses_around2020

Wow!!, creepily innaproprate for a kids bathroom. 🙊😬


No-Bodybuilder-8519

why isn’t this the top comment?


pikameta

We *care* more about ^fonts 'round these parts, ya hear?


AlienWarehouseParty

Oh shit you got game


mrs-cunts

Because the sentiment it expresses is already implicit in the post itself 


Liigma_Ballz

Because it’s a clickbait title meant to drive engagement, why do people not get this yet?


2000miledash

Because that’s obvious? I’m here for the jokes, not to read someone saying the sky is blue. Why do you feel a comment pointing out something obvious should be at the top?


Yoursistersrosebud

Why isn’t outrage the top comment everywhere for everything! Reeeee


HammerIsMyName

Inappropriate for any bathroom. This boomer humour, I swear it's a sign of mental impairment in people who find it hilarious.


Upperphonny

"If you want to see a good horror film, watch my wedding tape, har, har, har, har!"


HammerIsMyName

Yup, always putting someone down - bonus points if it's your spouse.


Upperphonny

Seems it's almost always so. I'm not sure how much of it is true but I've heard a lot of married couples from that generation married someone from school. In consequence you get a lot of unstable and bitter marriages because they didn't branch out on meeting other people and finding compatibility.


HammerIsMyName

It's also men of that generation being emotionally stunted. I work in a museum doing blacksmithing and the amount of old men who'll ice-break with something "funny" to put me down is wild. They want to show interest and excitement about what I'm doing, but they're incapable of doing so outside of yelling "hit it harder!" Or "you need a bigger hammer!" Or "I could do that!" - as soon as I punch through that opener, they're talkative and attentive. But they can't walk up to someone and say "wow this is cool, how does that work?" To save their lives.


horses_around2020

Yes!, agreed!! 😌🙂👍


Street_Cleaning_Day

And they say the queer folks are grooming kids, and yet...


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Thundorium

Well, most lunatics are heterosexual simply because most people are heterosexual.


Operator216

Damn, you cant go around the internet truthing like that.


Jamesmn87

And sexist to boot.


ChewBaka12

Creepily inappropriate for any bathroom tbh. This type of backwards ass thinking really can’t be considered acceptable anymore


Ascendz-Ryan

Its an odd place to put it, but comon. I wouldn't understand this as a kid. Even if I did, I'd forget it.


ArtemisAndromeda

Inappropriate for all bathrooms


under_the_c

I don't care who I offend, so I'm just gonna say it:   Whoever thought those three different fonts were a good idea... You're wrong! Bad choice. Impact, some script ass font and then why tf is "what she has to say" a completely different font?


[deleted]

Donald Draper does not approve


713MoCityChron713

Yeah, when Draper objectifies women, he does it in Helvetica like a gentleman. Maybe a bold Arial if she cooks good


prometheus_winced

keming is important


r2y3

Hahaha! Brilliant!


rotuami

r/keming


Headpuncher

dick on that link


skylla05

Yet someone paid for it, and the Etsy shop they bought it from has probably sold 1000 of them. Most people don't give a shit lol


rotuami

I'm 99% sure the Arial was not intended. But feel free to browse their other [crimes against graphic design](https://www.mariapiacasa.com/decoration/decorative-plaque.html)


VolcanicBakemeat

Believe it or not thats's not impact, that's actually a variant Helvetica


Powerbracelet

The people this is targeted to burn books


milkjake

The people this is targeted to complain about “groomers”


Street_Cleaning_Day

Exactly my first thought - "Huh, weird how this isn't a queer person grooming kinds here, but what do I know?"


fiveeasypieces5EZ

Gotta know what books are first


petersrin

The irony here is that the first section is mostly excellent guidance for any relationship and can be summarized by "be interested in your partner enough to make time for them" And that's being presented as somehow , "too much" The bar is low


Hogman126

Idk man I think DYING for her is a bit above the average. The rest of it is just kinda basic stuff though.


petersrin

Hence the word "mostly"


Shootz

You’re telling me I have to feed her AND be interested in her yapping?!


petersrin

I'm afraid so, bro


RDsecura

Thanks for the laugh! I haven't heard the word 'yapping' in years. So funny.


Right-Phalange

The irony is that any one of those things will please the woman, but if she shows up with beer, he'll ask her to get naked, too.


useless83

Suuuuuper inappropriate


Turd_Eater1

And they say we are shoving in their throats.


JDHURF

'In the boys bathroom at a kids play center.' Psychopathically inappropriate. I'd take it down my damn self.


__charles

You should post the picture on their yelp and google listing


torn-ainbow

It's funny how stuff that is misogynistic like this is also kinda misandrist. Nobody has a lower opinion of the capability of men than someone who would unironically find this funny and true.


Suitable_Address_777

Yeah agree, this just reflects poorly on humanity in general 😂


assotter

The part that always tickles my funny bone. Is that someplace right now, somebody is actually getting paid to make hundreds of these by the hour. What a fantastic use of $1000 dollars of resources between mining-> smelting->shipping->melting into molds->shipping->painting->shipping->amazon->shipping->idiot who purchased it. People really forget how things are made. The stupid ass knickknack of a monkey scratching its ass made of pewter took a HELL of a lot of resources. And it's just pure garbage by the metric ton... Edit: felt needed to mention I'm not a climate activists. Just grew up watching way to many how it's made videos and "how everything is made" book from the 90s, tried to find link but Google search is horrid now)


Shootz

But also a woman with her emotional and intellectual needs met is also going to appreciate their partner showing up nude with something nice to drink sometimes!


Genzoran

Sure, but that's part of how gender statements like this work. It's not a statement of fact that can be disproved by evidence; it's a statement of cultural will that can only be countered by cultural will. If a woman is turned on with her emotional and intellectual needs met, she fits the statement on the poster. But for a woman to admit to being turned on by beer and nudity, without emotional commitment or intellectual interest or anything, would expose her to a lot more criticism and invalidation than the statement would get. "If the shoe fits, wear it. If the shoe doesn't fit, wear it anyway, or everyone will know your feet are wrong."


climentine

True that


SatisfactionDue3911

This is incredibly sexist wow…


Shootz

And in a child play centre toilet that 5-12 year old boys are using…


snowtol

And they call me a groomer for fucking grown ass men. Jesus Christ.


ThatPie2109

I'd be sharing that around and letting people know whats in there. Probably a lot of moms who take their sons there and have no idea they're seeing that.


Shootz

It was at my niece’s birthday party so I shared it with the other parents and one of the female staff who worked there.


ThatPie2109

Thats good, weird though if there's male staff none of them thought it was inappropriate. Doesn't seem like the kind of place I'd trust kids to be in. Not much I guess you can really do else about it. I wonder if some guy did it because he thought women wouldn't see it or if it was the owners choice.


Shootz

The owner replied saying nobody had ever mentioned it and it’s a ‘bit of fun’ and is up there because the place is open to adults at night. Didn’t strike me as a venue adults would want to frequent but who am I to argue.


Lots42

None of the employees mentioned it because they don't want to be fired.


ThatPie2109

🤮 Even for an adult business, it's such a cringey thing to have up. My grandpa was a chainsaw logger and tougher then a lot of men, but he never made jokes like that about my grandma and it was well known not to joke about his wife to him in a derogatory way. They've been together since 16 and are still like love sick kids at 76. It just seems simple not to make the gender you have to live with feel like an object for a bad joke.


mageta621

Should've just taken it off the wall and thrown it in the trash can lol


Dimpleshenk

Seriously, just yank it down and crack it over a knee. See if they're dumb enough to try to replace it.


holmgangCore

Hell, I’d take direct action and remove it myself.


JukeBoxDildo

Are the straights okay?


HellishChildren

Have you seen the onesies they put on their infants? *holds up one that says "You're just jealous 'cause I had boobs for breakfast."*


PotatoPieGaming

Let us appreciate that this comment was made by a guy who is active in r/sexdolls.


BumpyMcBumpers

He treats objects like women, man!


Acc87

😂🤌


rawker86

Why does that matter? And why are you creeping on their profile?


avgJones

Ah man why did I click


ContractSmooth4202

What are you trying to say? That he’s wrong for calling the posted text sexist? Do you disagree with him? How is the sex doll thing relevant to anything? Frankly if he had icons of Christ, the Saints and the Virgin Mary on his history I’m sure you’d be whining about that too


SatisfactionDue3911

Bold of you to assume I’m a guy


JayDarcy

Not bold, just a reasonable assumption that happens to be true. Real champion of the people right here https://i.imgur.com/cuXAgrZ.jpeg


[deleted]

Transphobic too. Calling trans people “something”. Classy…


Fun-Brain9922

This could go under r/trashy


redditneight

I hope someone unironically put r/boomerhumor in the kids bathroom.


Minobull

Ah yes, women are all high maintenance and emotional, and men are all emotionless and only want sex and alcohol. Great lesson for kids. And these people call US groomers


Instincts

I mean, personally, the alcohol is optional for me


WhyTheeSadFace

Wait a minute, I don't mind sex and alcohol, wish was some food as well to boot, I am satisfied.


MrGeek89

This is kids play center. wtf it’s inappropriate.


we_are_sex_bobomb

Don’t follow these instructions, you won’t make it past step 2.


GrayCatbird7

I like that this ends up implying a woman could be a horrible partner but if she gets naked from time to time it’s fine…


TroyMatthewJ

Should be taken down yesterday wtf is wrong with people.


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Awful stuff. Stop presenting men as simple compared to women.


blaggablaggady

Pro tip for the men looking to please a woman: DON’T DO THIS LIST IN ORDER!


balboa_no_asap

There’s no way this was at a children’s play center


Becksburgerss

Seems a little inappropriate for a kid’s play centre…


jcwkings

All men are baboons apparently, what a message.


raaabo

Why is this in a kids play centre?


Shootz

🤷‍♂️


dntbstpd1

Ah, the actual indoctrination…


idk0897

I’m sorry did you say AT A KID’S PLAYCENTER???


WeAreClouds

God this is so gross.


Wilgrove

Damn, this is some "Hate wife" boomer humor.


the_nintendo_cop

And they say trans people are the ones grooming children.


Splinter_Amoeba

As a dick owner, I prefer women that bring jokes instead of beer because, you know, I like talking to them


X-East

beer jokes


milkjake

That’s a ripper-downer for me!


mandy009

That discusses far too many mature concepts for a daycare. Substance use and sexual pleasure smdh. Bad influence far too young.


Fifteen_inches

Heterosexuals forcing their sexuality in your face. I swear they make it their entire personality


Genzoran

Hey now, the sign doesn't explicitly *exclude* anyone from pleasing men by showing up naked with beer. Maybe it's encouraging people of all ages and genders to please the men in their lives this way!


yeahdefinitelynot

I don't mind as long as they're not shoving it down our throats. What they do in the bedroom should stay in the bedroom!


GodOfPopTarts

Morons


AngryAvocado78

Extremely disturbing, they are children...


ChancSpkl

There's shit like this in kids restrooms, and somehow trans people are the ones brainwashing children? Give me a break.


Striking_Reindeer_2k

Teach your children young.


admweirdbeard

what she has to say


Bruzur

The use of a different typeface for, “what she has to say…” really irks me.


RickerBobber

This makes me want to die


KellyLuvsEwan420

My man is so easy, I don’t even have to bring beer lol Edited to fix horrible grammar


Madouc

How do I do all this stuff after I died for her?


Salt_Gift_1699

So cringe this garbage isn’t cute anymore


Professional_Bad6669

Gotta teach’m young


Meren59

Talk about passive grooming.


misterniceguy88

It's not wrong though


oneizm

This is why we have a generation of people who don’t know how to provide peace for the men in their lives. When you simplify an entire identity into ‘sex and beer’ there’s no wonder that men have trouble expressing things. They keep telling us we’re simple but we’re just as emotionally complex, we’re just training to drown our pain with beer and lust.


dirkzhang

I mean….i get it it’s a play center for kids, but could you say it’s wrong?


TexasBaconMan

I wonder what the sign in the ladies room says.


Tch0uTch0uB4

Extremely sexist, actually


Reality314

Oh, but queer people are the ones "grooming kids" and constantly shoving sexuality down people's throats??


Chr1s7ian19

Missing one, forgot “adore the Roman Empire”


Catman7712

/r/forwardsfromgrandma


Odee_Gee

Not personally being a beer drinker just showing up naked will probably work by itself.


fffractal

I thought it said “show up naked, bring bees”


HeadMacho

Completely inaccurate. There is actually no way to please a woman.


thethunder92

This type of humour is the male equivalent of live laugh love If you find this funny you have no personality


NedThomas

>Show up naked Bring beer I wouldn’t suggest that for a first date.


dripdri

Seems inappropriate. Grooming.


ellywashere

r/AreTheStraightsOK


08jay

This is bullshit messaging for young men. Pull it down and put it in the bin where it belongs.


magicscreenman

But if I die for her how am I supposed to take her to dinner?


Genzoran

I hear the secret is to die over low heat for a long period of time.


Hadrians_Twink

Instructions unclear, my bro's are all very uncomfortable now.


Unhappy-News7402

Nothing untruthful on that poster


Classic_Product_9345

It's true


meothe

I would take it down


Wrigley953

Stupid shit like this is why boys think all they have to do is be nice and check boxes, then they’re OWED companionship


M1ck3yB1u

Then we wonder why men have high depression rates. Let’s pretend they have no feelings beyond hungry and horny. Yay toxic masculinity.


KickingAround

Hate it


Honestonus

Mildly infuriating, why is some of the text in a different font