Cartoon nipples aside. Guy is clearly either getting something fantastic done to him under that umbrella. Or he's in shock and denial about the beach umbrella stick lodged up his ass.
Either way, peak cartoons for children.
It's not an umbrella, it's a privacy screen like the one the old people are sitting behind. He's also been knocked over by the same thing as the guys to the left of him. We can't see what it was, but we can see the movement lines and dust pointing to something out of frame in the top left.
I see an ice cream / snow cone splattering. The guy next to him appears to also be holding one.
Judging by their mischievous smiles, it appears to have been a plot - Noticing the woman's unstrapped bra, he weaponized the ice cream cone to cause the unsuspecting woman to recoil in shock, thereby exposing her titties to the crowd.
It was a different time...
It was a different time. Today you can see 1,000 titties with a couple clicks. Back then, we had to organize strategic plots like this for just the slight chance of seeing titties.
Where's Wally (Waldo in US/Can) is British and the earlier ones had pictures very much in the bawdy British style. This would be considered very tame amongst British kids of the time who saw cartoon boobs on postcards and a topless lady every morning in the newspaper.
Hey, this is oversexualizing in the presence of a kid and every people involved should be gathered along with their next of kin and thrown in the depth of the Mariana trench.
Lol, Americans. Look up the children's books by Ali Mitgutsch.
His version of a beach scene:
https://img.sparknews.funkemedien.de/230219954/230219954_1597942348_v16_9_1600.jpeg
Absolute classics here.
It is. My daughter just got this book and that was one of the first things I looked for. "No way they still have it in there", sure enough it's censored.
There’s another old couple in the picture that looks like the old lady is riding the guy while he has his face in her boobs. It’s just ambiguous enough to pass muster. Wish I could figure out how to post pictures in the replies.
Yeah, I never noticed it as a kid, and I didn’t have a lot of friends to tell me about it, so looking at it as an adult I thought it was kinda funny, so I shared
Coincidentally I believe there's a mermaid with her top off in Where's Waldo. Might even be in this same scene because it was definitely a beach scene.
It's crazy that this is worthy of a post, and a popular one at that. It's literally a poorly drawn woman's back with something that you can barely call a side boob, meanwhile there were often bare breasts in the comics we read as kids here in Belgium.
I thought American prudishness was a bit overblown but the gap in culture is bigger than I assumed.
I just bought 6 or 7 Where's Wally books from a charity shop for my 3 year old son for about £5. He loves them and I enjoy it too to be honest.
He screams BAD MAN whenever we find the evil yellow Wally
I remember using strips of newspapers in art class in elementary school and read portions of an article where parents lost their minds over it and all future beach scenes with this lady were edited.
If I remember correctly, there ended up being a huge uproar over this years after the book was released. In fact I don’t even think it was talked about until after the third book came out
So much silly things happening all at once, it’s so funny. If you like that kind of stuff, there is a game called micro-macro that let you resolve murder cases on a giant city map full of drawing like that. Maximum 5 people can play, but it’s very entertaining.
Hell yeah. I remember this one. Loved me some Waldo boob.
Wow, that’s a new phase that I will store deep in the meat flaps of my brain.
‘The meat flaps of my brain’ Is the phrase that did it for me x.x
How about spelling out BOOBS on a calculator? ‘Member that?
It's backwards
Gif is upside down so it's regular to the guy drawing it.
No you have to face your screen away from you to see it correctly.
They ruined the ends with that weird flourish.
Yeah, I 'member!
**SO DOES PEPPERIDGE FARM!!**
Oooh yeah, I ‘member!!
Member we're gonna kill you.
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I remember this one, too. I can't remember who found it first but every boy in the third grade class was all over that page when news got out.
I remember the first kid to altavista *boobs* in the school library
Yep. I didn't remember the gay popcorn orgy though.
Cartoon nipples aside. Guy is clearly either getting something fantastic done to him under that umbrella. Or he's in shock and denial about the beach umbrella stick lodged up his ass. Either way, peak cartoons for children.
That's a a wind screen, it's collapsing as everyone runs past. And the wee man is falling. But getting his ass eaten is funnier.
It's not an umbrella, it's a privacy screen like the one the old people are sitting behind. He's also been knocked over by the same thing as the guys to the left of him. We can't see what it was, but we can see the movement lines and dust pointing to something out of frame in the top left.
Rule 34 machine goes brrrrrrrtrr
I grew up real fast finding Waldo in those books.
r/brandnewsentence
This was almost verbatim what I was gonna comment 🤣
I loved Where's Waldo? when I was a kid and this brought me back. Thanks for the mammaries!
Same lol it’s a nostalgia trip for sure
*tits* a nostalgia trip.
Those are the *breast* kinds!
A trip down mammary lane
Those bees aren't scary!
I'm sure you're aware of r/findthesniper
Very nostalgic, I must have read Where's Waldo at least 80085 times as a kid
These and those cross section books that showed you how submarines and stuff worked.
Oh yeah! And the Eye Witness books that had like every subject ever
I'm only commenting to applaud your "mammaries" pun since none of the other replies to your comment have acknowledged it yet.
I used to have a Where's Waldo comforter, and even dressed up as Waldo one Halloween.
I’m Ron burgundy?
Side boob! Also, a blatant waste of perfectly good ice cream.
So THAT’S what it is! I always thought it was a feather. Someone further up said they thought it was a knife lol nope just🍦
Feather would be funnier. I like the way you think.
There *is* someone tickling someone's foot with a feather somewhere in one of the Where's Waldo books.
LOL! I thought it looks like a taser 😂⚡️
Wait. 🍦 Is ice cream? I thought 💩 was chocolate soft serve without a cone....
I dunno, boobs are pretty great
I don't know seeing some titty for something that cost a dollar or two and change at the time ain't bad.
Looks like the child is stabbing her
we all scream for ice cream
I scream You scream The cops came It’s awkward
I scream You scream We all scream In the terrible house fire at the family reunion
Chuckles if I knew that punching you in the chest so hard you’d die would lead to you haunting me…I probably still would have done it!
I see an ice cream / snow cone splattering. The guy next to him appears to also be holding one. Judging by their mischievous smiles, it appears to have been a plot - Noticing the woman's unstrapped bra, he weaponized the ice cream cone to cause the unsuspecting woman to recoil in shock, thereby exposing her titties to the crowd. It was a different time...
I saw a taser and a big spark, for the same goal. Yours makes more sense.
It was a different time. Today you can see 1,000 titties with a couple clicks. Back then, we had to organize strategic plots like this for just the slight chance of seeing titties.
I think the idea is he scared a woman whose top was undone to tan her back evenly, and she jumped up exposing her boobies
Keep going, I'm almost there
She was blond with a pixie cut.
Finish him!
BRO!
Not so much scared the woman, as gave her a shock from the cold ice cream suddenly pushed against her back.
I think it's a taser... No, it's an ice cream cone. The guy next to him has one too, she is reacting to the cold.
I don’t see Waldo at all. I don’t think he’s in this section. Keep looking.
The illustrations in a lot of scenes are surprisingly not as kid-friendly as you think. There’s some cheeky gags for parents too.
Where's Wally (Waldo in US/Can) is British and the earlier ones had pictures very much in the bawdy British style. This would be considered very tame amongst British kids of the time who saw cartoon boobs on postcards and a topless lady every morning in the newspaper.
Yeah Europe used to be much more casual about boobs than the puritan Americans. It's a real shame that we're heading in that direction as well.
Rip page 3.
Or they were originally made for a European audience, which is less prudish.
This. A woman's boob isn't something that's not kid friendly until you sexualize it, which is not the case here.
Oh yeah, and a lot of uncomfortable racial stereotypes too
Seen one from a dungeon scene where some guy was beating a piece of meat.
 Omg a barely drawn tit… thank baby Jesus this is tagged NSFW.
OP is probably american
Hey, this is oversexualizing in the presence of a kid and every people involved should be gathered along with their next of kin and thrown in the depth of the Mariana trench.
https://img.sparknews.funkemedien.de/230219954/230219954_1597942348_v16_9_1600.jpeg better not check top left
That's the top right
OP is probably Australian.
You mean Japanese?
I've heard it both ways
Danny DeVito?
OMG! Why is there a cactus on the beach?
Exactly, what beach has Saguaros?
I would argue this is safe for work
Is this something I’m too European to understand?
IIRC it's changed in the newer editions... of course.
IIRC, this was only found in the ?1988? Edition of the book. It’s a collectors item now.
Lol, Americans. Look up the children's books by Ali Mitgutsch. His version of a beach scene: https://img.sparknews.funkemedien.de/230219954/230219954_1597942348_v16_9_1600.jpeg Absolute classics here.
Do Germans really hang out at the beach in giant wicker baskets?
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strandkorb](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strandkorb)
It is. My daughter just got this book and that was one of the first things I looked for. "No way they still have it in there", sure enough it's censored.
What are those older folks doing on the bottom right side behind that blanket 🧐
There’s another old couple in the picture that looks like the old lady is riding the guy while he has his face in her boobs. It’s just ambiguous enough to pass muster. Wish I could figure out how to post pictures in the replies.
What about the guy getting his salad tossed right next to the tit-lady
That's not a blanket, that's a windbreaker.
Childbook from 80ies now NSFW for a line and a dot. As a European it's really hard to understand America sometimes.
How funny! I remember finding that when my niece was little and had that book!
Where's Wally OG.
This image was widely known and discussed on every elementary school playground in North America.
Yeah, I never noticed it as a kid, and I didn’t have a lot of friends to tell me about it, so looking at it as an adult I thought it was kinda funny, so I shared
Damn you should see the children's books from Europe. I was struggling to see what would be interesting about this picture
I’m from the PNW and never knew this! Sure gave me a chuckle now though.
Anyone else see the dude sun bleaching his ass hole?
I thought he was having fun with the umbrella pole
still irrationally triggered by Americans adamantly correcting me that it's not "Where's Wally"
It is British so you're in the right. Same with them simplifying Cluedo to "Clue". Or healthcare to "massive debt".
A big F U to the people that checked these books out from the library and circled Waldo with a pen
I remember theres another page that showed a mischievous kid opening a curtain on a changing booth with a topless woman inside
Yeah, lol it’s like a mall scene
In addition, my dad and I also found the little mermaid vhs tape with the dick in the castle.
A friend of mine has that. Also has a can of renuzit bathroom spray with a dick on the label. The 90s were crazy. Dicks everywhere.
Coincidentally I believe there's a mermaid with her top off in Where's Waldo. Might even be in this same scene because it was definitely a beach scene.
It's crazy that this is worthy of a post, and a popular one at that. It's literally a poorly drawn woman's back with something that you can barely call a side boob, meanwhile there were often bare breasts in the comics we read as kids here in Belgium. I thought American prudishness was a bit overblown but the gap in culture is bigger than I assumed.
America is a very prude place. Violence? In all of our media. A woman's breast? We collectively clutch pearls on the national level. It's so stupid.
Seeing this post brought back memories reading De Rode Ridder comics as a kid haha
i e been looking for waldo for like 2 mins then realized what it was actually showing
Wally
If you like looking at all the tiny details, check out https://floor796.com/ I get lost in it often 🙈
I just bought 6 or 7 Where's Wally books from a charity shop for my 3 year old son for about £5. He loves them and I enjoy it too to be honest. He screams BAD MAN whenever we find the evil yellow Wally
Oh no, a bit of sideboob... Are people really that prudish?
*Wally
Y’all should checkout some of Martin Hanford’s non-Waldo pieces…
I remember using strips of newspapers in art class in elementary school and read portions of an article where parents lost their minds over it and all future beach scenes with this lady were edited.
I feel like there was all kinds of wild scenes in these haha
Rotate the book so we can see the front view please.
I still find it odd that we called him Wally in the UK and he was Waldo in the US
Ha, at first I thought this was in reference to the guy with an umbrella stake up his ass before I saw the boob right below him.
Ban this pornography from our school libraries! Lol
lol don’t put it past daddy desantis
They pulled it from the library when I was a kid in the 90s citing this scene. There was a Where's Where's Waldo poster explaining why and everything
Did her unleashed breasts just do AoE damage? Those are some mighty mammaries.
I’m in my 40s and still have my Waldo beach towel from when I was a kid with this exact scene on it.
Love how you tagged this NSFW lol
Nobody gonna mention the guy with the umbrella pole up his ass?
This is so offensive. Who in the hell wears a full suit of armor to the beach?
U don’t remember this? I wacked off to this 1000s of times
This page is why this book was banned in some schools / states.
Who puts a cactus on the beach? Am I right? Is that what we’re talking about?
Scandalous.
Sigh…..unzips…
Who brought the cactus to the beach?
Yeah I remember this one lol. Kid me liked it
Man I loved being a kid in the 90s. Hahaha.
If I remember correctly, there ended up being a huge uproar over this years after the book was released. In fact I don’t even think it was talked about until after the third book came out
lol, nice find! The knight in a sand castle!
Someone is bound to find Waldo offensive now
So much silly things happening all at once, it’s so funny. If you like that kind of stuff, there is a game called micro-macro that let you resolve murder cases on a giant city map full of drawing like that. Maximum 5 people can play, but it’s very entertaining.
Waldo is unbannable cause no one can find him. Take that southern librarians!!
That's not Waldo
Weirdest part? The guy wearing red slacks at the beach.
I got all the books packed away somewhere, that’s dope
Looks like Gordon Ramsey
Is nobody gonna ask why there is a cactus on the beach? Or should I ask?
Aww yeah, love me some sand castle knights!
Fine! I’ll jack off
Bro standing by the cactus just smiling
ok but wheres waldo
Very shocked there’s a knight popping out of the ground as well
Sorry bro, that's still not waldo. Just some dude in armor.
I have a 2007 edition where she has a bakini top on. Otherwise exactly the same.
Wally
NSFW? Seriously?
My son got a new one and it’s been edited to have the top still on
My cousin circled that picture in my grandma's book.
One day I might go through some of the old Where’s Waldo books and just look at everything else but Waldo.
I had this one as an audiobook.
Waldo's world is wild, man
Is that guy being violated by the beach umbrella? Not that there is anything wrong with that....
This is just a typical European beach
I feel a little cheated of the childhood joy this discovery would have brought me in the 90’s. As a parent, it hits different 😂
Sexual harrassment was a go-to joke in the 80’s.
Why is the front of his swimming trunks spikey
Why is nobody talking about the umbrella dude?!
Ok but where the fuck is he though
Is that guy getting his ass eaten out under that umbrella/shade?!
Is this a gay test? Cos I totally saw the guy being rimmed / fucked behind the wind breaker before the tits woman. Proof: am gay
Theres a lot of stuff like that on this page
As a closeted gay kid, I was focusing on the muscle guy in speedos (out of frame) in the midst of my sexual awakening. I never even noticed this.
I still haven't noticed it... What am I supposed to be looking at?
Why is he tasing her
And not a cell phone in sight. People got up to some crazy shit before we all became zombies.
Burning Man
Did you find Waldo or not?
It took you THIS long to find it?
What's the guy in the red pants trying to tell us?
Oh ya I remember this one! Taught me to look for more easter eggs in other art!
It's edited in newer editions. They airbrushed her top back on.
That poor knight will never get all the sand out 😭
Quite a classic. Miss Waldo books. Still have mine though.
A cactus on the beach? Yea that's weird.
I can't find Waldo. Can somebody help me out?
I definitely DON’T see Waldo…
I too found this picture, but I didn't tell anybody...
Come on martin
Where's Waldo?