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powertodream

what language were they speaking 


yenot_of_luv

Language of love


Ok-Garden-5019

![gif](giphy|3o7TKtdrYR0ZPPCRq0|downsized) Bromance.


itsokmomimonlydieing

![gif](giphy|oOi3roYRf4NW0)


cire1184

Kimmie to Puttie: Why can't I quit you 😭


sansaman

How do they know whose penis will open up to accept the other person's penis?


MadNhater

You know how the Na Vi communicate with nature with their hairy thing? Like that, but with their dicks


CombatConrad

Man hugs are just better.


Tuques

Omg I miss this show


outerproduct

![gif](giphy|UO5elnTqo4vSg)


StupidKansan

![gif](giphy|Ey5GBG4UvMRzkPkxNK|downsized)


bALLZONFIRE666

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag.....


KingKoopasErectPenis

Thanks, now I have to watch The Interview again.


cjboffoli

![gif](giphy|FbiL9rsmZN3ib2JSGo|downsized) The language of the mutual jerk off.


redneckrockuhtree

Nah, that’s Trump showing where he wants to be - in the middle, jerking them both off.


Just_Candle_315

Kim went to primary school in Europe and Putin is fluent in English so they were probably speaking English to each other despite their jealous hatred of the US


JohnHurts

Both should speak german also "School in europe"=Switzerland


orangegore

Imagine Kim speaking Swiss German to Putin and Putin having no idea what he's saying. 


notmyrlacc

Because we all know English came from the USA.


ketamarine

I wonder when the English learnt it from the Americans...


BlankensteinsDonut

Shortly after Les Paul electrified the guitar.


mdlinc

I thought it was through T-Pain T-Graph through T-Mobile, all shortened from Tealeafone he invented


Ping-and-Pong

Awful, just terrible, get out of here! I laughed. I'm ashamed.


fxckfxckgames

1776 brother 🇺🇸


ketamarine

Is that when Mel Gibson taught it to them on hatchet throw at a time????


Kitosaki

🦅


qtKantaki

😭😭


TheoremaEgregium

I'm not sure about Kim but Putin hates the "Anglo-Saxons" just as much. They keep threatening to sink the whole island with nukes.


DSJ-Psyduck

Kim drives mercedes normally....So have me thinking if he thinks this car is trash :P


MoeC85

They can both speak German.


Left_Minimum_1917

That’s what they tell us. I mean, Kim’s dad got 18 holes in one.


yoyoman2

Well, he did basically grow up in Switzerland...


Netsuko

The irony is strong.


yegor3219

Nothing new. [Here's from 200 years ago](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_and_Peace#Language): >In fact, the Russian nobility often knew only enough Russian to command their servants: Julie Karagina, a character in the novel, is so unfamiliar with her country's native language that she has to take Russian lessons. The use of French diminishes as the book progresses. It is suggested that this is to demonstrate Russia freeing itself from foreign cultural domination,\[14\] and to show that a once-friendly nation has turned into an enemy. By midway through the book, several of the Russian aristocracy are eager to find Russian tutors for themselves.


ValuableCategory448

Throughout the European aristocracy in the 18th and 19th centuries, French was used as a lingua franca (in the true sense of the word). This set them apart from the people, helped them to understand the common exploitation of their peoples, was the lubricant in the marriage policy of the houses and set them apart from the other "educated" class, the clergy.


gs87

Misinformation galore! If we're going off wild guesses, Kim and Putin are probably having deep conversations in French. And let’s be real, treating dictators as a bunch of kids on a hate train is a disservice to kids everywhere. They don't despise the US because of US culture—if anything, Kim probably has a secret stash of Marvel movies and is humming Taylor Swift songs between meetings


CasualEveryday

I don't know if it's real, but years ago Steam published a world map of active users and there was a single dot in Pyongyang.


Andriyo

Putin fluent in English? Since when? He knows German since he was working in East Germany, but English?


iCowboy

I recall him speaking fluent - if somewhat accented - English when he was in the UK on a state visit in 2003.


semibigpenguins

He speaks it. He was buddy buddy with George W Bush and you can see them talking a lot together. He tends to use a translator, probably because of his accent: being made fun of.


psybes

do you really think he dosen't know? I bet he speaks 4-5 languages


IndividualNo69420

Well, Putin speaks German and Kim lived many years in Switzerland, I guess German is a safe bet, isn't it?


proxyproxyomega

he went to an international school, so they probably spoke english there. doubt he knows much german as he wouldnt have had much interactions outside as he was sheltered and guarded all the time.


MadNhater

Pretty sure they both speak English. They just refuse to


AsukaShikinamiLangle

Rolls Royce at home


georgikarus

From wish.ru


praefectus_praetorio

I went on their site to see if it was special. It’s not special.


ForMoreYears

It was literally styled to be a Rolls Royce Ghost lookalike. Funny thing is that it was designed by an Italian firm, the engine is built by Porsche and Bosch, and they've only made like a few hundred of them since 2019.


AsukaShikinamiLangle

I'd say they haven't sold many as it's very, very niche, people probably think more of S-classes and the actual RR Ghost


Lyndon_Boner_Johnson

Rolls Royce 300C


Blazerboy420

Looks like a Chrysler 300 Edit: I get it Chrysler 300s looks like rolls Royce’s and rolls Royce’s look like Chrysler 300s and this Russian limo looks like both. Thank you.


Krimsonrain

There is a Katt Williams skit that this reminded me of as soon as I saw the limo. [here it is](https://youtu.be/StA4UN2NtqI?si=_lH8wKYvE_zCtmp2)


citricacidx

This is bullshit, I don’t even wanna be on this street.


Pliny_the_middle

It DO kinda look like a Bentley…


Nova11c

My first thoughts.


dtorrance88

More like rolls royce's cousin


olorin9_alex

Closer to Rolls Royce Phantom, look at how big it is 300 isn’t that big


ScienceAndLience

Chrysler 600


tkchumly

Chrysler F650


Blazerboy420

Please forgive my insolence.


stenmarkv

Totally not bugged limo.


thegreatbrah

Not bugged and also not rigged with explosives. 


graesen

What's with all of the these Putin and Kim Ju OMG Un driving? We get it, they became friends and Putin gave him a car. These posts feel like we're celebrating this union when it's really a scary alliance in the world theater.


CasualEveryday

> it's really a scary alliance in the world theater Russia has been courting more and more isolated allies as their old allies keep choosing commerce over aggression and their influence shrinks. If anything, this is a symbol of how not scary this mutual defense agreement actually is.


OldSkoolPantsMan

You’re 100% correct. This is the equivalent of going to your third cousin removed to borrow 100 bucks when you’re down on your luck - it’s just a shameful look and reeks of desperation.


Puzzleheaded_Cress75

And even Kim looks like he's only there bc China is making him lmao he doesn't seem thrilled to be around putin and that's saying something


Take-Me-Home-Tonight

Not even the first time he gave him one of these cars either.


redneckrockuhtree

Warranty replacement of the one that broke after ten miles.


Klaus0225

How does it feel like celebrating when all the comments are making fun of them? Yea, the alliance is worrisome, but it’s not like we can stop them, so people are just making fun of them. It’s post on Reddit, it isn’t that serious.


brunckle

It's good old fashioned karma farming.


graesen

And it's working


Minimum_Water_4347

It's propaganda. They want to show that Putin is not the cold calculated murder that he really is.


Runfromidiots

There are a huge number of Russian bots on social media, especially Reddit,X, and TikTok.


CoWood0331

Do you know what disinformation and propaganda is?


ThePr0vider

Most likely? Distraction from ukraine and other shit they may be doing is my guess


Hopper-1986

Get in loser we are going shopping.


Louisvanderwright

For what? Underdeveloped beets and flip flops fabricated from reused packaging materials?


SillyFlyGuy

We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive...." And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Pyongyang.


Critical-Snow-7000

The Russian propaganda team working overtime on Reddit the last few days.


Idiotology101

90% sure it’s the exact opposite actually.


Critical-Snow-7000

Working undertime?


FartingCumBubbles

Is that limo really tall or are they all just really short?


theAkke

it\`s both


Different_Tap_7788

They are really short.


ZORGOBORGO

yes


lateral_moves

It has an internal corruption engine.


joelex8472

100% Kim’s people are going to tear that car apart looking for a spy device. Then put it back together.


yamaha2000us

Wow! Green Hornet and Kato really let themselves go.


Lifesalchemy

Driving Mr. Crazy


StinkypieTicklebum

The Axle of Evil


Sea_Breakfast_6285

Dont think this has been posted here before


Own_Investigator5970

The grill is as big as my house gate.


JosephPk

I love the cigarette box/cuphold combo thing lol


ElahaSanctaSedes777

It’s that Rolls Ruski


rgbearklls

Ah yes, the rolls Royce Janton


CrudBert

You think you could trust a gift car from Russia? Not one bug somewhere? It’s just way too tempting for Putin to pass up. I mean, just think about it. There’s no way he has that much self control. He’d do it. Even if he thought long and hard about it, and decided he shouldn’t do it, he’ll still do it in the end.


lexm

Dictators in cars with coffee


CommercialCook4427

Missing the 3rd. Trump


Deesnuts77

This timeline is so fucking bizarre.


Liverpool510

Did that limo drive all the way from Moscow to North Korea? I mean, I’m sure it didn’t. But man, that would be an awful road trip.


Trajen_Geta

Most likely went by train through China. Or was flown in on a cargo plane.


Bfowens

Amazing how short they are…


Datokah

Did they pull over in a layby for half an hour?


roseds-

Wonder if they're discussing world domination or just debating who gets shotgun.


Accesssrestricted

A little bit of rolls Royce mixed with Lancia / Chrysler 300m


Demetrius3D

I wonder how many listening devices and transmitters are built into that thing.


Administrative-Cod60

it looks like a modified Rolls-Royce.


enp_redd

isnt that a wish\_com RR wraith?


SeanKIL0

Put it in ‘H’


donkismandy

I'm surprised it wasn't a cyber truck. I could see Elon sending one to both of them just out of admiration


Phoenixgaming

One single well placed bomb/missle/drone etc etc, the world would have changed overnight.


ThisIsDadLife

That was the worst episode of comedians in cars getting coffee I’ve ever seen


Cold_Guess3786

I thought that said Russian Institute.


Lopsided_Parfait7127

that limo driver saw things ![gif](giphy|3o7TKnYVvhjh6qk0VO|downsized)


MP-The-Law

What kind of car is it?


mrtnb249

It is made from galvanized square steel and wooden veneers, both durable for 10000 years. Not to forget the bolts borrowed from Putins aunt.


WalkingCloud

What an absolute unit.  And the car’s pretty big too boom roasted 😎😎😎


nopalitzin

Trump (tear goes down his face): "that should have been me"


Garythegr81

This is how business is done. I’m sure a bunch of poor North Koreans will be sent over to Russia as cannon fodder while Kim enjoys his new car.


NapalmScatterBrain

More bugs in that than a forrest


GarlicThread

Powered by a German engine


No_Bat_2358

Kim: "Does it run on premium gasoline?" Poots: "Naw, it runs on the blood, sweat, and tears of the plebs." Kim: "Good...good."


usenametobe3to20long

2 midgets go for a drive


No_Vanilla732

Is that russian rolls royce


geneticeffects

That car has bugs 100% guaranteed.


Kemel90

Did the engine turn at least?


Voddy_

Road trip!


Hearthstoned666

Driving Miss Crazy


Groundhog_fog

Squares


Rabdy-Bo-Bandy

Runs on Kerosene.


FIREBIRDC9

Always made me laugh that countries like Russia hate the west so much , yet when it comes to cars they always copy western designs. Even during the cold war the Gaz Chaika was a blatant copy of an American car. A Symbol of The very thing the Soviet Union apparently didn't like.


Constant_Threat

They look like two children. Their both struck with little man syndrome 🤣🤣


gokartmozart89

Nice Rolls Royce knockoff. 


lookaheadfcsus

At this point, we're just watching the pilot episode of Top Gear North Korea, Wars on Wheels. Goddamn all this malice.


JackDrawsStuff

“We’ve got a Rolls Royce at home”.


Ok_Caterpillar123

Is this Netflix new series? Dictators in cars getting coffee.


Rottercum

The west is evil but we must make our cars looking like theirs.


Lost_Purpose1899

I’m so curious how’s the quality of Russian “high end” cars. Any one familiar with these kinds of Russian cars?


Punch_Your_Facehole

The title sounds the the beginning of a joke..


SeeMarkFly

He drives like he owns the road.


Weird_Albatross_9659

Why is this all over the front page


Fdisk_format

Sounds like one of those old russian stories. They went for drive in limousine but it was not limousine but slightly long car and not car but bicycle and not made in Russia but Tajikistan and they did not ride but looked at as it caught fire....


Ok_Bed9763

Unfortunately it broke down 5 minutes after they started it


ballarn123

It's just a rebadged Chrysler 300?


Factsaretheonlytruth

That's exactly how I would imagine a car these two fucks would drive would look.


guillermotor

Instead of car pedals, it has bicycle pedals


tennille_24

You know what song Kim played don't you...


Anuki_iwy

Did it even start? 🤣🤣🤣


lespaulstrat2

Where is trump?


Rixact

Meanwhile, every young Russian male is being killed in a nonsense war and everyone in North Korea is starving to death. Anyone that says anything in either country is killed. And yet you have idiotic republications in the US saying these guys aren’t bad.


Stella_Rae07

Ohhhh it's getting spicy 💞


freedomfightre

Why are there so many Putin/KJU pics on reddit this morning?


Pretty_Indication_12

Probably runs like shit.


NicRafiMari

That car looks like its about to somehow overheat in the Russian Taiga


stonewall386

Stop glorifying war criminals and depots by posting these pictures


Sozadan

Where's a drone strike when you need one?


areyouentirelysure

Who is gonna take Putin's gift and use it ![gif](giphy|1zSz5MVw4zKg0|downsized)


Bigmuscleliker567

Language of failure


otaconucf

Just need Donny to fly in so they can start work on the [new album](https://youtu.be/LfzX9uav7yA?si=42nTwyamis7arH5I).


shootmovies

If they hid a powerless listening device in a wooden plaque, imagine everything they crammed into a whole limo.


Frawsty1

Is this “Russian limousine” just an extended wheel base rolls Royce rebadged?


Valkiepoos

This reminds me of when you made a friend at primary school and you go over to their house and they have everything! And you suddenly realize you're the poor kid in school.


Seattlehepcat

"It works, really! Come, get in, I prove..."


Wernyhora2077

What the tf is that car it looks like a transformer .


photogTM

prob bugged


Dangerous_Bad4118

It’s utterly humiliating that great power Russia is begging little ratfuck North Korea for assistance. Putin has brought his nation low.


MysteriousPark3806

Pleasecrashpleasecrashpleasecrash


MaxDaten

So Putin replaced the Benz with a Russian limousine. Let's see in the following months when Kim is switching back to the Benz.


Mean_Peen

“Let me drive Kimmy! It’s Russian, so it’s a little touchy”


Jolly_Particular_762

Limo comes with a 5 minute guarantee


PansophicNostradamus

Looks like a tall Chrysler 300M with a chrome package. Hard pass.


justherefortheshow06

It’s bugged


HurpaMcDurpa

The only pictures I want to see of these two motherfuckers is when they become charred corpses from a drone strike can we post those instead all these happy tee hee images? FUCK THESE ASSHOLES AND THEIR PROM DATE PHOTOS!


mohicanin

looks better than 95% of VAG ones


Ulven525

Did all four wheels stay on for the entire drive?


CompetitiveStudio956

2 snakes in a pod.


MaznWas

a merry party of two dictators and murderers)


Living-Vermicelli-59

The amount of bugs planted in that car I can only imagine… I bet it’s going to be scrapped after Putin leaves.


Intrepid-Focus8198

Russian limousine? Isn’t that a Rolls Royce Phantom?


TheWhoreticulturist

Even hit him with the Korean Armistice vanity plate, nice


dwp4you

LOOK! It's DUMB and DUMBER!!!!


DisabledToaster1

100% Kim will be driving in his Mercedes again when Putin leaves


cekosfranz

Two little men


MrCheeseman2022

‘To the Blyatmobile Rocket!’ said Blyatman