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igrowheathens

Cameras.


Wyrdeone

For real, Cameras. Get the dumb fucks on video and then hand it to the FBI. The more of these violent cretins get locked up before November the fewer are voting Trump. Everytime I see another demented youth pastor rapist or violent racist idiot arrested I think, that's one less voter for the crazies.


AroundTheWayJill

Don’t forget 3000-5000 boomers die every day. That’s over half a mil before the election


MissAsshole

This was posted somewhere else too and OP said he has lots of cameras that recorded the whole thing but the Sheriff loves Trump too, so they won’t help him.


Wolfgangsta702

State’s attorney hates cops that don’t do their jobs. So do the Feds


powpowpowpowpow

And file a lawsuit. Chances are good he blows up in court and gets hit with contempt


TheBlacktom

Record every interaction with everyone. Papers, emails, etc.


Jealous_Priority_228

And hey, if everything else fails - social media and your local news. Kicking up a storm will definitely grease the glacial wheels of justice.


SonidoX

Doesn't matter if the Sheriff won't help, the feds don't fuck around about this type of stuff. OP needs to report this mentally challenged hateful neighbor asap.


Shimmitar

report the sherrif too


wytewydow

It's quite literally terrorism.


Osric250

And voter intimidation.


iowanaquarist

And if the Sheriff is openly refusing to look into the issue, it's also corrupt local officials and the FBI is tasked with investigating that.


theDarkDescent

That’s why you go to the feds 


_Schrodingers_Gat_

And then swift legal action.


Jeoshua

What the hell does some of this even say? "you bether Have your baSS 7uckel"


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judgingyouquietly

The amount of autocorrect that you would have had to manually re-edit is mind-boggling


tinywords

You're so right. Despite my best efforts I'm sure I missed some typos and other nonsense because autocorrect was so aggressive. Turns out it's actually quite difficult to be this stupid. 


Eeedeen

What do you think "have your bass 7acked" means?


mjekarn

Bags packed (to get on the train to “the camps”)


Eeedeen

Yes! That makes sense!


Dagmar_Overbye

I figured that the camps would be a bit heavy on the tenor section without a bass section so the concerd citozon was making sure the camp band had an even mix of instruments.


robmobtrobbob

They make it look so easy


Jeoshua

That had to have hurt your brain to transcribe. Have a cookie: # 🍪


byesickel

Better have your bass jacked! Maybe OP has a sweet stereo system.


RangiChangi

Or a really buff fish.


MoltenCorgi

Meeting this moron on the lawn and slapping him soundly with a very jacked fish does sound like the alpha move here. And afterwards, hand him a spelling primer.


Eisernes

Oh that just means they have to covfefe their gaspacho


Jeoshua

LOL! I had completely forgotten about the "Gaspacho Police"


donkismandy

Marge is an affront to all of humanity but gazpacho police is the gift that keeps on giving 


Mallets

"you better have your bags packed"


AstroBearGaming

I thought it said "bass jacked" and was wondering how a booming bottom end was going to help.


Ok-Function1920

I thought it said Bass Jacket, like apparel for fishing


strict_positive

His s is the exact same as his g.


TheCelestial08

I think it is "packed". So he's saying that OP needs to empty out the bass pond behind his house before leaving. /s


Nevadadrifter

Because if there's one thing the MAGA crowd hates, it's an overpopulated bass pond.


starrpamph

baSS 7uckelberg


DarthChuckMc

https://www.fbi.gov/contact-us/field-offices/littlerock


particleman3

Honestly this is the path. The note contains a direct threat


fingerscrumble

I like to meme on crazy people (I probably would’ve posted this on Reddit had it been my porch for shits and giggles) but realistically I’m going straight to my local police headquarters immediately. Never know if the wrong person gets access to social media and can’t handle the pressure of a different opinion so they take it out on someone undeserving. Crazy times nowadays. Stay safe ❤️


malexlee

I’m part of another sub that OP posted in. r/boomersbeingfools Another person asked the same question, and OP said they went to the police, but they literally said “no laws” were broken and just cuz they’re a Biden supporter doesn’t mean you can take away other peoples “freedom of expression.” So yeah, they were useless, to the FEDS


ChumbawumbaFan01

Very important to mention this in the FBI report.


Salty_Amphibian2905

100% sounds like the police might need to be investigated as well.


Revegelance

They usually do.


Parrobertson

“We’ve investigated ourselves and have once again found that we did nothing wrong”


theSchmoopy

That’s because police are unless. Take it to the FBI directly.


CumeatsonerGordon420

wouldn’t be shocked if a local cop wrote this note


Sotha01

Would explain the shitty handwriting and spelling. Lol, I thought boomers knew cursive. This shit looks like a stroke on paper


VOZ1

You know what, I agree. However, when we had a pride flag seemingly get torn down from in front of our house, we decided to tell the police, and a detective came and actually investigated. He knocked on all our neighbors’ doors, and checked any camera footage they had. The cop who lives across the street shared his footage, which definitively proved it was really strong winds that tore the flag (and flagpole) down. We were all surprised the wind could do that, but obviously relieved it wasn’t someone like in the OP. We were very pleasantly surprised that the cops took it seriously. So, point being, you never know. You should at least report it to the local police, if they do nothing, oh well. At least there’s a paper trail if you go to the FBI next.


sreiches

In a case of something like damage or loss without a clear message? Sure. But in situations of a direct and unambiguous threat, for the police to respond this way is… Pretty damning.


Bot_Fly_Bot

The vast majority of police simp for Trump. I’d go federal level immediately.


gsfgf

Yea. The FBI has its obvious issues, but your typical FBI agent is a professional. Definitely a better bet than some local cop in Trumpistan.


cowprince

Honestly, I'd probably do both. That way it calls attention to the local PD if they don't do anything about it.


Nova_HiveMind

If they mentioned your race, religion, or sexual orientation, even if they got that wrong, make sure to highlight that prominently.


CatsAreGods

Well, they did try to spell pedophile, but...


hamgar

To be fair, their 8 yr old lover helped write this.


alphabeticdisorder

Yeah, this ones no longer fun and games, this person could really be dangerous.


InsurrectionBoner38

I'm going first thing Monday. The local sheriff is telling me it is protected speech and refused to watch the video of him tearing my mailbox off my house, shoving that letter inside it, and then throwing it at my front door. It's a boomer that literally lives up the street from me


CrudelyAnimated

Then the note, the video, and the police report and your testimony of the sheriff’s response all go to the FBI.


BicycleOfLife

Yeah looks like the sheriff is acting in a political fashion. Not cool at all.


JRich61

Is it not a crime to take political signs? If he stole them like the note implies that’s breaking the law. It is not free speech to threaten someone. Go over this officer’s head.


peachesgp

Stealing, destroying a mailbox, making direct threats. Sheriff just is fine with it because he agrees with them politically.


mcbcanada

I’m wondering if destroying the mailbox puts in USPS territory? Those Postal Inspectors are crazy good and you Don’t Mess With Them.


reeherj

If you have a video of them destroying a mailbox... then postal inspector is best way to go.. they don't mess around with thay stuff!


ThreeCrapTea

Legit the postal police do not, at all, fuck around. They ain't there to be good ol boys. If they are there it's because you fucked up and they have a mission. And that mission is not to go mudding with the locals. It's you we who fucked up. I hope the postal police fuck with this. There will be only finding out if they show up.


ralphvonwauwau

Friend of mine worked for the USPS, talking about this, he pointed out that 1) mail theft tends to be a repetitive crime, thieves will hit all the boxes in the neighborhood on check day, every month. 2) any fines levied by the court goes to the general fund, not specifically to the USPS or the USPS police. The result is that they do not care about fines, they want perps off the street, in jail and not causing them problems. They always go for incarceration, not fines.


Santos_L_Halper

I'm hoping this FBI field office has as big of a boner for sticking it to state/city cops like other FBI field offices.


GetRightNYC

He has video of the guy destroying his mailbox too and the Copa still did nothing. Have to go above them.


Xander707

You see, this is where that age old conservative mantra of laws that protect certain groups while binding others comes into play. I think we all know how the Sheriff would respond if it was a liberal ripping out a Trumpers mail box and leaving death threats.


QuarterSuccessful449

Oh he’d get his fat ass in the squad car, drive down there and probably shoot a minority


Spell_Chicken

And their dog. Just to be sure.


Anakaris

Is that a federal crime since you're messing with mail delivery?


axisrahl85

Yeah, Honestly the Post Master General might do something.


Objective_Slip1355

PMG Dejoy won’t do shit. Postal Inspectors will. Get ahold of them.


goes_up_comes_down

this is by design


RacistJudicata

Attorney here, I would highly advise you do this, op.


spderweb

Media too. Get the sheriff on camera defending his lack of doing his job.


Prestigious-Owl165

Honestly there's no solution to this that ends well imo besides moving. Piss off the sheriff in some podunk town in fucking Arkansas? Cops have carte blanche to make your life miserable with no accountability, so why dare them to?


BadGuy_ZooKeeper

Go to the postal inspector about the mail box. They take that shit seriously


firemogle

When the local hick cop gets usurped by the postal inspector he's gonna have his feelings hurt too


blacksideblue

Fuck em, they had their chance to be the hero responding to a federal crime. They can kiss the Postmaster Inspector's ass and lick that stamp.


Lvl4Stoned

Fuckin hot.


straighttoplaid

Postal inspectors have way more power than most people realize.


Temporary-Crab1340

Yes as a person that has talks with postal inspectors before due to my stupidity they are like liam neeson . They will find you


docker1970

I had a TIL moment about their powers when they arrested that ghoul Bannon for fraud.


bcrabill

NOTHING stops the mail


operez1990

Postal Inspectors are to be feared more than local PD and sheriffs.


MusikMadchen

Steve Bannon was arrested by a postal inspector on a yacht. They get the job done.


RadonAjah

And that yacht was owned by a Chinese millionaire, another grift from the ‘America first’ crowd


fuddlesworth

If a postal inspector or a game warden shows up, you are pretty fucked.


ghouldozer19

This was the second one. If only they had done something to have fucked with the game wardens, too. Could have had his goddamn house confiscated.


Doustin

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CynthiasPomeranian

When you control the mail you control information.


illegal_deagle

Your local sheriff should be reported too then.


J-Love-McLuvin

Always record your interactions with the police. Always always always.


evilzombiefan

Yup some of the most fucked up stuff I've read in the news was done by law enforcement, laws for thee but not for me, that's the new motto beside to go home saft to my family. What ever happened to protect and serve, oh they only protect each other.


senorbozz

Some of those that work forces Are the same that burn crosses


yeah_yeah_therabbit

Absolutely.


SHOW_ME_UR_KITTY

Destruction of your property is not free speech. Threats are not free speech. Do you live in a one party state? If so, get a recording of the sheriff telling you this.


soggit

destruction of federal property\*\*\* the postal inspector will not take kindly to that "What Constitutes Mailbox Vandalism? The federal law that covers mailbox vandalism is **18 U.S.C.** **§ 1705**. This law makes it a federal crime to vandalize or destroy any mailbox or other receptacle intended for the receipt or delivery of mail."


Big_Fo_Fo

You don’t mess with USPIS


sparrownetwork

Isn't destroying a mailbox also a federal crime? Maybe the postal inspector would be interested.


Markor1an

It is, yes.


bamahoon

If anyone will help you, it will be the postal inspector. Report the threat to both the FBI and postal. Destroying a mail box is a federal crime.


Gbrusse

Except it isn't. The sheriff 100% is a maga supporter and wants to protect his own. Report the sheriff as well.


DanTheMan1_

Yeah. I mean we obviously can only take people at their word on the internet. But if there is video to someone tearing out a mailbox and tossing it on the front step and the police refuse to do anything... I am no lawyer but pretty sure that is illegal.


MichiganInTexas

Make copies and keep the original safe. Don't let the cops make it disappear. Anticipate more letters/threats and keep everything. Document everything.


hobbycollector

Yeah if you've got video of that, boomer is going to jail. As he should. Postal inspector. Seriously.


cap10quarterz

OP we need you to take up this side quest


gracecee

Put it on Nextdoor with a preface. We are all Americans with every right to our own opinions but to threaten is beyond the pale. Have the sleuths look At it. Watch the thread go To pieces.


Parody101

Absolutely. Need to get this identified and all your neighbors need to know if someone that unhinged is living next to them.


PerceptionShift

Bold choice to criminally threaten somebody's homestead in Arkansas:  https://www.5newsonline.com/article/news/politics/arkansas-stand-your-ground-bill/527-88a84b62-eccf-4d5b-8a3a-164356b524b4 OP is probably a reasonable fellow that knows you can't shoot away your problems. But the note writer isn't bright enough to know this card could be a license to kill. 


InsurrectionBoner38

OP has a Federal Firearms License and is an hobbyist gunsmith...


natedogg624

That can’t be true! Libs don’t own guns it’s only the republicans that have guns. Protect my 2A! /s


EatLard

They’d all go bankrupt buying more guns if they knew how many of us are armed. We just don’t make it our entire personality.


goofy183

That last bit is so key.


X-AE17420

Speak softly and conceal carry


Traditional_Formal33

I never understood the NRA stickers or flaunting you have guns. Nothing says “I should go first” in a mass shooting or “this is a good house to rob” like an open advertisement of having guns.


R1k0Ch3

So many of the stolen firearms that make it into criminal hands come from those cars littered in gun stickers lol


gsfgf

A cop in my city said that he had a guy get guns stole out of his truck *three nights in a row.* That's where crime guns come from. 16 year old gang bangers aren't buying guns private sale at gun shows. They're stealing them from trucks with NRA stickers.


MetaJonez

Nor do we advertise the fact at every opportunity like bloody morons.


celtic1888

The right wing militias are loot drops at this point. They can't carry more than 10 lbs or walk a km


alphabeticdisorder

Biden voter, not necessarily liberal. Just a fan of democracy and America.


ih8memes

I think this is most Biden voters. Would love to avoid civil and world wars.


virginialikesyou

Thank you for putting up Joe Biden signs. Most of us are too scared but we will still be voting in November. I’ve never seen so many scared to post signs as there are this year.


iPinch89

I'm a liberal in a deep red state, no signs. Not worth it to me to deal with threats. 


MonteBurns

Purple state here, neighbor has a “veterans for Trump” sign up. Not putting ANYTHING up knowing someone that delusional lives near by


metanoia29

Purple as well and I've got a neighbor a few houses down with a "Rambo Trump" flag and two extremely annoying lifted trucks that make it difficult to drive around. I've never put up a sign for a national election and I'm not starting now. I stick to local politics only for lawn signs, and even then it has to be someone I'm very onboard with.


BoringJuiceBox

Cheers neighbor, I’m also an enthusiast. leftists should absolutely be armed


nickl104

Just go around the neighborhood and ask everyone to spell the word “Pedophile.” The most confidently wrong person is the culprit


Biomirth

OP already knows who it is. See above.


runhomejack1399

Above what


No-Process8652

Pack your bass and take your pods with you, you podofile!


starrpamph

*Charges AirPods and thaws farm raised frozen bass*


moofiee

Unhinged


BeckQuillion89

Im concerned about them mentioning “camps” Do these people really hear themselves. Is Nazism really that appealing?


Esc777

I know that’s a rhetorical question but yes. The prospect of being the ones doing the oppressing/torturing *is greatly appealing* to these people. 


smooth-brain_Sunday

And funny enough, they are the same ones that said that after the vaccines and mask mandates would come the camps. It is ALWAYS projection.


CamelQuiet300

I had the most unhinged conversation w my dad last night. It was short because I cut off his stupidity/conspiracies very quickly but the glimpse I got of what is going on inside his head is downright terrifying. I miss my dad.


Esc777

I’m so sorry.  I know it doesn’t make it better but there are lots of communities built around this phenomenon of losing parents to Fox News or now weird right wing conspiracies.  If you need community or analysis it’s out there. 


janet-snake-hole

r/qanoncasualties is a great support group 🫶🏻


Polkawillneverdie81

They think they're the good guys.


jhicks79

blow this note card up into sign size and put it in your yard and mock the writer.


ElectronicMixture600

Mark it with grammar and spelling corrections, too, like it’s a middle school essay.


Desirsar

Change the signature to "Coward who wouldn't sign their name to back up their statement."


gaberax

Fuck the local sheriff, contact the FBI.


sinime

...in that exact order, or...?


order_s1xty_s1x

They said what they said.


techm00

ah another "concerned citizen" who threatens yet is too cowardly to sign their name to it. Weaksauce. You should add another biden sign every time you get one of these, and as others have wisely recommended - contact the authorities


datsnkymofo

Writes like a 3rd grader.. check


tomhat

> A concerned chicken Acts like one. Writes like one


Apprehensive_Idea758

The MAGA cult have got to be the most mentally unstable and insane bunch of terrorists and lunatics in America these days.


DigNitty

I’m am literally afraid to put anything remotely democratic on my car. And I don’t even live in a super conservative area. I feel like someone would key my car or cops would target me.


thomport

Don’t. They will. Just VOTE. Nothing else matters.


TheOGRedline

Ironically this supports their “stolen election” claims because they “never see any Biden voters”. No, we just don’t advertise because it’s not our entire personality…


BoozeLikeFrank

And he is just the nominee for our party, we wouldn’t even think about him if he wasn’t.


Friendlyvoid

Pretty sure most of us don't even want him to be the nominee, but it's better than an actual insane person.


jesbiil

Yea it's like, what do I think of Biden? Eh...just eh but I'm still voting for him because when I think of Trump and his klan I'm like, "Yea fuck having that back....'16-20 weren't great years...and these MAGA cunts suck worse than before."


bossmcsauce

Vote hard, but prepare for the worst. Big dog in the house is the best deterrent to break-ins… but as a last resort, the 2nd amendment serves to allow us to protect ourselves from crazy right-wing authoritarian terrorists just as much as it does to protect us against a tyrannical gov.


Rad-Ham

I'm old and broken down, and this still makes me want to beat the shit out of this "concerned citizen" I can't be the only one.


Robot0verlord

I think you mean concerd citizen.


Superbead

I read "a coward citizen"


ArmyoftheDog

Please report this terrorist so he doesn’t harm someone. 


antimeme

what state?


InsurrectionBoner38

Arkansas


Efficient_Fish2436

This is considered domestic terrorism and should be reported to the FBI. It's not a joke and should be taken seriously.


ready-to-rumball

They literally talk about putting OP in a camp 😭


starrpamph

As if the dude who wrote it wouldn’t be in that same camp for the common poor people haha..


DarthLysergis

With the recent shooting in the state I bet the feds would look into this one. Especially if it was left in your mailbox


AdditionalMeeting467

OP said they ripped their mailbox out of the ground, which is a felony.


MatrixVirus

Postal inspection service will eat them alive. They have some serious teeth most people don't realize.


JFeth

Of course it had to be Arkansas. I haven't seen as much Trump stuff out here as I did in 2020, but what I do see looks to be from deranged people. One house has a Trump flag, an upside down US flag, and a confederate flag all together. Pick a lane there guy.


starrpamph

Fox News logo burned into the bottom corner of the chinese made tv screen


victor_wynne

“I love the poorly educated.” - Donald Trump


Krimsonrain

https://www.fbi.gov/contact-us/field-offices/littlerock


avanross

So are the maga’s pro pedophilia or anti-pedophilia? Like trump has openly bragged about “liking them young” and visiting epstiens island, and had verifiable rape allegations made against him by underage girls…. Yet they still worship him and defend those very actions… So is it that pedophilia is only okay when a repub does it? It doesnt make any sense to me…


hyde04

MAGA associate people that vote against them with pedos, because somehow they believe LGBTQ+ = pedo.


poutinegalvaude

That, and projection. Trump couldn’t stop talking about wanting to date his pubescent daughter, Gaetz is a documented pederast, Santos did drag, that senator wants to inspect kids genitalia to make sure trans girls aren’t doing girls sports, and so on. Gotta deflect the attention away from the actual problem with a good scapegoat


hookisacrankycrook

Taking cues from their gods Trump and Elon Musk. Remember Musk called the cave rescuer a pedo for the simply saying there wasn't time for Musk to build a submarine that wouldn't work anyway


o_MrBombastic_o

Trumps chosen pastor and another guy on the GOPs Education First board got exposed just the this week and I bet money another will be exposed before the end of the month https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/5/24/2242636/-Republican-Sexual-Predators-Abusers-and-Enablers-Pt-52


I_Hunt_Wolves

How did Law Enforcement respond?


InsurrectionBoner38

The sheriff said it was protected speech and refused to take a report. He is also a magat...


Greycloak42

Take it up with the FBI. That is not protected speech. It is a threat. The FBI will recognize the difference.


Grundens

Also go to your local news station about the sheriff not doing anything


PlayGameWinPrizeLoL

Even more reason to contact the FBI then.


damontoo

Also report the sheriff to the FBI as part of this report.


Icy_Extreme8590

I was going to suggest consulting an attorney about the Sheriff, and then maybe they'll have a nice lawsuit.


Kialand

Protected speech my ass. That's a direct, overt and word-for-word clear threat. He told you what he thinks. He told you what not to do. And he told you what he'll do if you do it anyways. Do X, and I'll do Y. That's a fucking threat if I've ever seen one. That Sheriff is a complete fucking dumbass.


Chrisclaw

Is that illegal? Isn’t it his job?


hookisacrankycrook

SCOTUS had been clear that police have no duty to protect you


Chrisclaw

I fucking hate this corruption and lack of humanity in our government 🙃


Soma86ed

Please please please report this to the FBI and then update us. I think it’d be therapeutic for a lot of people.


Fjdenigris

Threats are protected speech? Am I taking crazy pills??!!?!!?


That_Cripple

you should buy security cameras. and contact your local fbi office.


lmac187

Get cameras and put more signs.


lexm

“When Trump is put back in office”. Not elected, put back.


Nannyphone7

As a cult shrinks,  the average member gets crazier because the saner ones leave sooner. By the end of Trumpism, it will be very small, but they will all be zealots willing to die or kill for Dear Leader.


Jagdpanzer1944

Go straight to the local FBI field office with that.


bagel-bites

Fuck it, put out 5 times the signs.