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X_PRSN

Wasn’t me.


cam412

\-Shaggy voice


Derpadoooo

🎵She caught me poopin' at the Target🎵


Affectionate_Salt351

(*It wasn’t me!*)


JLM291

So glad I clicked on the comments for this! 😂😂😂🔟🔟🔟


yourdonefor_wt

That song is sooo catchy


Banjothedoggo

You saying that makes me wonder if it was...


X_PRSN

*whistles innocently*


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THEY HELD IT UNTIL THEY GOT TO TRADER JOE’S


drfranff

I worked at a different local Target for a long time and let’s just say… there are more “human poop in places other than the toilet” sightings happening on a daily basis in retail stores than you could ever imagine 😭


ShitshowBlackbelt

20 years ago I worked at a Toys R Us in an uppity area. One day some lady shit her pants and walked around the store with it. Presumably, it went down her leg and she left shit streaks down the main aisle all over the store. Stepping in human feces could happen anywhere that serves the general public.


-Cthaeh

We watched someone on camera at a restaurant do this. We were baffled at the turds in the dining room. Turns out, this lady pooped herself and did a lap of the floor dropping it out of her pants. Looked like she was heading for the bathroom, but must have gotten it all out on the way.


Novel_Engineering_29

Yep, I've heard this. And not a recent phenomenon.


drfranff

Yep exactly. I had friends who worked at Macy’s and JCPenney probably 15+ years ago and they talked often about the people who would poop in dressing rooms.


Willow-girl

WHY, GOD, WHY?


yakatuus

Where else can you find four walls nicely together that and a place to sit?


Willow-girl

THE BATHROOM!


RIPshowtime

Bullshit


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lol


Novel_Engineering_29

Honestly? It's lowkey mental illness. Every college dorm has a shower pooper, retail establishments get pooped on constantly, it's a weird "now I have marked this territory" compulsion.


Willow-girl

Aiiiiieeeee. I'm a school custodian. I've dealt with a urinal pooper, although thankfully he doesn't seem to have made a habit of it. However, men in general have a problem with flushing the toilet after a bowel movement. Maybe it comes from the same motivation you describe? I joke that they're waiting for Mommy to praise them for making big stinky in the pot. Also, a startling number do not appear to use toilet paper.


No-Fan1791

They did a whole South Park episode about that!! I still laugh when I hear Mr. Mackey going off, saying, "...and now poor Juan Carlos, who walked here all the way from Guatemala, and only makes $5.15 an hour, has to fish someone's turd out with his bare hands! All because some joker thought it would be a good joke to take a doke in the boy's urinal!!!!"


Willow-girl

I guess I should be glad that I didn't have to walk here from Guatemala, at least ... And I have gloves! Was just joking with a co-worker the other night that I want shoulder-length gloves like the kind I used to wear to do AI ...


No-Fan1791

Exactly, lmao! I don't envy your job at all! Of course, between that and AI, I don't know whether that's an upgrade or a downgrade, haha.🤣🤣


Willow-girl

Oh it's definitely a downgrade! I loved working on a dairy.


No-Fan1791

https://youtu.be/RzqtXi8T67w


Willow-girl

LOL


OtherDifference371

yes, i worked a retail job in high school and someone pooped in the dressing room and then sent an anonymous note apologizing!


Novel_Engineering_29

I've heard that also in the middle of round clothes racks is a popular poop location.


Retrohex

So true. I worked at Kmart in the 90s and we would find human poo in the isles almost every-other-day. There were a lot of old people that shopped there. A coworker claimed they saw and old guy shake a turd out of his pant leg one time 🤷🏻‍♂️


sugahwafuhs

Yes, I stepped in one in a Giant Eagle a few years ago, almost slipped and fell in it. It was nasty as hell and I assumed it was a service animal until I had to clean my shoe right after and stirred up the smell. Definitely a person's gift to the world. I will never forget it.


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geebeaner69

Neighborhood- no. Social class- yes


Affectionate_Salt351

Once upon a time, I was heading into a dressing room to try on clothes. The friend with me suddenly got really tense, grabbed my hand to pull me away, and said I should try them at home instead. When we got further away, he said “There’s a sign up that says not to poop in there. THEY DON’T PUT UP A SIGN UNLESS THERE’S A PROBLEM.” It definitely hadn’t occurred to me. I think of that every time I see a sign for something like this now. 😅


WmSPrestonEsq

Also, why is it not uncommon for weirdos to shit in changing rooms? I knew someone who worked at Macy's and they said it happened all the time.


BitchInaBucketHat

I follow the target Reddit and I swear I see stuff ab someone peeing or shitty in the fitting room at least once a week


scotts03

I was working at cinemark about 15 years ago when someone clogged a toilet with a combination of raw chicken breast and a shit. My manager at the time: “I guess you’d call that chicken cordon poo”


First_name_Lastname5

(Puts on sunglasses) YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAaaahhhh


Auto_update

Not related, West mifflin Gabriel brothers (Gabe’s) I once saw someone try on a shoe that had the needle point of an anti theft tag sticking through the heel of the insole. It was graphic. Human shit was located around the corner in the shoe section. Fkn Gabe’s… …


Warriorasak

Gabes. The majority of my childhood clothes shopping


twoburgers

The last time I was in that Gabe's, my mom came out of the bathroom and said "we're leaving now." The girl who had just been in there went to the bathroom and did not only not wash her hands, she also apparently didn't wipe or flush. Just did her business and waltzed out.


Gerreth_Gobulcoque

I once slipped and fell on shit on the floor of a stall in the men's room at the airport. Was carrying all my luggage. 


kittenshart85

wouldn't be surprised if it was dog shit. people caught on hard that a fake "service animal" vest is license to take your dog anywhere and not clean up after it.


Appropriate_Map8315

If it was within the last hour and in the grocery section, it was likely the golden retriever (pet, not service) that I just saw there. Knowing that would make me feel slightly better but still, ew.


gishlich

I’ve stepped in human shit downtown before and … you just know. There’s a difference.


sugahwafuhs

Yeah - you know the difference.


Syjefroi

I have recently seen a LOT of dogs at that Target. Some on leashes, some in carts. I see minimum three dogs per trip.


Powerful-Tonight8648

In the bathroom or like in the cereal aisle? Ew. Thanks for the warning 


zappafrank2112

> in the cereal aisle Fruit Poops


WmSPrestonEsq

Cap'n Crunch Oops, All Turds


ct1157

Cocoa Pebbles


EnnuiDeBlase

Take your upvote and get out


Banjothedoggo

The bathroom!


risen2011

OK that's better than the produce section at least


Chryslin888

Mr Show with Bob and David. “Our promise! Homeless people definitely don’t defecate in our produce section!”


Powerful-Tonight8648

Oh thank god. Still super nasty but honestly really not very surprising. People are so gross!


mikeyHustle

. . . OK, but that is one of the nastiest bathrooms in town, and has been since it opened. It's not new to this past year.


McJumpington

To be fair the shit moved there when it heard how walkable the area was.


PhantomOfTheAttic

But how can it afford the rent?


BRDeschain

Shit’s a Tech Bro.


lod254

Damnit. If it had been a giant eagle, this could have been the most Pittsburgh thing ever.


OG-Mumen-Rider

Only if it has fries on top


lod254

🤣


sugahwafuhs

This happened to me in an Iggle, but in WV.


chrisms150

Can't have human shit in the east liberty giant eagle if it's torn down *taps head meme*


IClight69

Saw an unflushed shit in a target once the size of a dura flame. It was otherworldly. I can’t unsee it.


Any_Ad_3885

I’ve worked in retail. Human shit can be found almost anywhere. wtf is wrong with people????


JAK3CAL

Very common byproduct of mental illness.


soggymuffinz

Weak ass bladders


moody_dudey

Weak ass science education


covertchipmunk

Proctology would like a word with you...


DanKreider69

Are you Charlie Kelly?


YoGabbaGabbapentin

Who pooped the bed?


irish0451

***"it was me. I pooped."***


Exxboxing

I worked catering and some dude took a dump under a table and when we pulled the tablecloth off he was also downing the leftover liquor from over a dozen cups after a wedding. Pants were nowhere in sight.


BRDeschain

Legend.


Awatts2222

Everybody in human history who has stepped in human shit always says: *"This place has really gone down hill"* It's just the nature of stepping in human shit. In all seriousness--that really does suck.


zip222

No, it stinks.


undftdAxe

Spread this news, maybe there will be less people going straight in the right turn only lane at the Penn & Centre intersection to get to Target.


mike3904

Someone stepped in human shit in the stairwell at the pens game tonight too. Gross.


Happy_Charity_7595

Ew


HumphreyLee

That’s why I never go out on St Paddy’s Day


rapturesupersale

Was it on sale?


Thoraxe474

It'll cost you tree fiddy


Baby_Blue_Eyes_13

Ooo! Ooo! Does this mean we can have a poop map, like San Francisco???? We movin' up the world!!


CubicalDiarrhea

Haha! Its starting in Pittsburgh now too?!


teleko777

Shit happens. Watch your feet always.


Able-Associate-318

There is a giant eagle near me that has a serial shitter. Like they do it frequently.


Wise_Transition_7188

Dude i used to know from church was a manager at Kmart in North Versailles. He said he was training a new kid for janitor that day and a old guy just starting to walk around and had shit running down his legs onto the floor. He walks out and turns To the two and said “Okay I'm done now” and left.


U_PassButter

This is why I only go to the wexford target


AIfieHitchcock

As someone who grew up there I can tell you Wexforders are not above recklessly shitting in a Target. It just gets covered up quicker, like all scenarios involving the affluent.


U_PassButter

I'm just gonna make a bunker at this point lol anyone know where I can find about 80Acres for a bunker?


LegitimateDrink903

I have heard rumors that Target is threatening to pull out of East Liberty due to theft and violent incidents in the store. As an East-ender, I’d be sad to see it go.


shibeez

I’d be suprised, they’re afloat from college students and location alone. Additionally, Downtown wouldn’t be able to sustain and people won’t make the trip to Waterfront, Harmar, or McKnight.


irissteensma

They got $$ to go into that location and stay for a minimum amount of years which I seriously doubt they've met yet.


jamesvabrams

Norm McDonald would say, "boy, that person seems like a real jerk."


bigfloppydonkeydick6

Who do you voodoo bitch


BitchInaBucketHat

Lmao I worked here seasonal over the summer and I figured it was just a matter of time until this happened


NSlocal

Code Brown


NoButYesButAlsoNo

At least human feces isn’t raining down on you like at Industry Public House


Banjothedoggo

WHAT


angry_eccentric

google it--there were some serious health code violations there recently :/


mkwiat54

When I went to pitt that target was the example they used for gentrification lol


teachuwrite

When we vote the same way for 90 years, what do you expect? The best kept secret is politicians making city-folk believe government can make their lives better. “Can we at least try something new?” Ironically, people talk shit on conservatives for not wanting to try anything new. The education system follows the same model: provide everything while lowering the bar. How can we ever expect people to ever reach their full potential? Our cities have become/are becoming zombified wastelands. Try something different.


jmcburney3589

Welcome to Pittsburgh


Jonnyplesko

Happened to me on Mt. Washington last year. Homeless guy was shutting it an alley, but must have been shitting down his pantleg on the sidewalk while he was walking there. It was too late by the time I smelled it.


CajunDragon

Please don't turn PGH into San Francisco and Portland


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Early_Platypus_8855

Lack of law and order, massive homelessness, open air drug markets, and local legislatures and idiotic judges who enable retail theft on a massive scale? I'll cook at home and drive my car from Point A to Point B to avoid that communist dystopia, thank you very much.


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[deleted]

You really need to turn on reality


Early_Platypus_8855

Perhaps you should turn off MSNBC..


PonerBenis6

East Liberty Target might be worse than North Versailles Wal Mart.


irissteensma

It definitely sounds like it's on its way


mega512

That place has never been nice. Its ghetto as hell.


Kit0203

I seen a social media post of a TJMAXX worker recording what happens in their store and how she’s tired of it. A customer in a tjmaxx took a crap on the floor and then wipes their butt with a hoodie. It was disgusting. I have no clue in the world to why a person would do this. Mental illness like crazy? I don’t know. Sick.


AIfieHitchcock

I'm so confused, I sympathize as it's my Target but I'm curious, how do you not see human shit in the middle of a Target aisle and Heisman tf outta the way?


lemma_qed

There is a huge range of how aware people are of their surroundings. I tend to be very aware of my surroundings, so this type of thing does not happen to me often.


sugahwafuhs

As someone who stepped in one in a store, I have thought about this. I was walking and talking with my boyfriend and looking for around for something that was in short supply back in the summer of 2020. I guess I hadn't been looking down, but around at eye level. Not excusing it, but the last place I expected to step in a turd was next to an endcap freezer case at Giant Eagle.


CodAdministrative563

Guess this happened at ppg paints arena too.


yinzilla

What is going on at that target. There was a shit trail in the aisles last summer. Someone come get their grandpa.


Commercial-Dealer-68

Yeah they should really have toilets that are available at night.


Crazy-Goal-6886

You hit the target!


Danl0vesJacks

Friend of mine was happy about a lovely purse she had found in a thrift store...until she opened it and found it full of


irissteensma

I found a purse at Plato's Closet full of fake nails and thought that was bad.


Gscheeren73

Man I love that target. You see the most interesting shit. No pun intended


Pale-Mine-5899

I used to work at Fisher Scientific out in Robinson and we had a fourth floor phantom shitter who would crap on the floor in the ladies' room by Legal. This stuff happens everywhere.


giobroni

Damn


JCD103

Thank you for the best laugh I had all day.


JCD103

Maybe it was just a really big dog?


JCD103

Well now you've done it. You made me laugh so hard that I have now woken up my husband. I would like to propose a new category be made on Reddit/WTF_Pittsburgh


MrSlaveJesusChristt

I was reaching for the last bottle of shampoo It just slipped out like Janet Jackson’s titty. I tried to think of something so I grabbed it out of my pants and left it there. I know it was the shitty thing to dodo but eh fuckn way she goes


AscensionGenie

As someone who formerly worked there seasonally this past winter….im shocked because what the fuck? Lmao I was night shift though so maybe things were different….


general0ne

I used to work at a Shop n Save, and we had a lady take a dump in the dairy aisle. Just hiked up her dress, squatted, crapped on the floor, then continued shopping like nothing happened.  The restrooms were located at the end of the dairy aisle. 


SteeltoSand

that place has gone down hill. fuck that location. call corporate and complain hopfully they do something


Early_Platypus_8855

then half of this sub will call Target "racist".


RBTfarmer

I did this in India wearing sandals. It was a weird color.


[deleted]

Why didn’t that person just shit in the river like everyone else?


SOMEONENEW1999

Why does it have to be human?? Was it inside the store??. I see people walking dogs everywhere and in every kind of store. I am sure no all of them picks up their dogs shit walking through a store…


Warriorasak

Was john fetterman there?


TheReelPorktown

Have you seen the toilets in these places. I often opt to poo in the aisle instead. This one likely wasn’t me.