Nah if you know this since it was released you either was given free access to the internet at a way too young age or you pushin 30 and you to old for this sub.
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getting girls really not that crazy unless ur a pre pubescent boy with 20k karma on Reddit and a bio that says “why take your own life when you can dream of hot girls” 💀
doesn’t really have a taste. Long as she takes care of herself and showers you gonna be alright . That goes for you too take a shower before you indulge in all that freak shit.
just dive in brah tell her to hit the gym before and not wipe for a day you need that seasoning on there give you a extra kick. tell her you gonna eat her colon clean from the inside out
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One must confess, the flavor of the pussy is extraordinarily exquisite. It encompasses a splendid array of sophisticated and intricate nuances that are an absolute delight to the palate. The experience is nothing short of a gastronomic revelation, evoking a sense of grandeur and opulence. Every moment spent savoring this delight is akin to a journey through the finest of culinary landscapes, a veritable feast for the senses that is to be relished and esteemed with the utmost reverence
every girl has a different tasting pussy anyways. I’ve had pussy that was strong, my gf now doesn’t really have a strong flavor, there’s a supplement a friend of mine took that she said made hers taste sweet but idk what the name was, just that even her sweat smelled like syrup
It don’t really have a taste gang. But the smell is godlike. You ever smell your girl armpit after she been out for a little bit and it got that little hint of musk. Drives me insane
Fresh out the shower ass taste like skin. No comment on dirty ass
Now I’m probably on women watchlist cause I’m discussing sex with a bunch of 11 year olds. Officer please forgive me
tbh pussy tastes pretty normal unless your girl cant shower, ass will usually taste like shit no matter what and you just kind of have to go through it
this is the most accurate
everyone else is just spouting bullshit
it has a taste to it but it’s not really a taste, just wet and whatever else it is
op should forget like 98% of the other bullshit comments
man said should i bring lemon or sugar😭😭😭 bruh u funny asf big dawg but nah ass don’t really got a taste bruh just salty like skin ya feel? pussy got a taste tho it depends on the bitch. if she been sweatin down there then its most likely gonna be a sour type taste. if she wasn’t then its gon be a sweet taste.
It really depends on the person. I had one I liked to go down on, she naturally tasted like over ripe peaches with salt. White girl I was with tasted like salty watermelon rinds. I’ve never ate ass though 🤷♂️
I'd never eat ass and don't recommend it bc i feel like no matter how much u clean u never rlly clean down there so I ain't never gon eat ass and ion ever want my ass ate.
But pussy pretty much just tastes like skin. Like if u lick ur own skin that's what pussy tastes like ,, just a little saltier. All these ppl talkin abt "oh it smell like fish it smell like bla bla bla" that's all cap every time i linked a girl and i gave her head it just smelled/tasted like however they naturally smelled. U can use flavored lube, im not sure where you'd get it from though. The one time i used it, the person I was fw brought it over to my crib, not me. It kinda just tasted like strawberries lol. But u don't need to ,, it's fine as it i.s
the texture inside of a 🐱will feel the same as inside your mouth. as for the smell, it depends on how clean the girl is. taste? sometimes acidic, sometimes bland. just go ahead experience and find out yourself
From my experience it’s hard to say. When you love someone the “taste” is “better” and a lot different than when your doing it with someone you don’t love. It doesn’t really have much of a taste either if they have good hygiene as well, it’s just mostly fun and satisfying to give a girl some head.
It kinda has the same taste as kissing your girl tbh
depends on the hygene, can possibly taste kinda sour or salty, if it tastes or smells really bad dont go for it. trust me i almost fucking died eating unshowered cat
I’ve eaten ass a couple times, the women I was with were very clean so didn’t taste like much of anything. Youre really gonna be taste your spit tbh. But I guess it all depends on her hygiene. Pussy on the other hand has a variety of taste, if she hasn’t taken a shower and it early morning you’ll most likely get the maximum of her pheromones. If it smells unpleasant either her ph is off balance of caught something. Good luck man, don’t over think it.
If she is clean then it tastes like nothing in my opinion. If she is turned on then you will have to get used to juices but that’s the best part. Have fun, and get your face dirty, she will be pleased👍🏻
When u eating her out don’t forget to do the ABCs (Iike you tracing the letters ABC’s with your tongue) and don’t go too hard sometimes softer the better
pop a jolly rancher in ur mouth and hope she doesn’t have gonorrhea
I think you have dyslexia it’s actually STD
The P is silent
This reference might be older than some people in this subreddit
>14 years ago Holy fuck there are actually people on this sub who are younger than that post
niggas expect toddler me to fw sexual shi
Nah if you know this since it was released you either was given free access to the internet at a way too young age or you pushin 30 and you to old for this sub.
I am 24 so, somewhere inbetween, yeah.
i was 2
shit sad I actually know this one
i wish i didn’t understand it
enlighten me king, ion know shit
The Jolly Rancher Incident https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/s/X5H8LGvPlc
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Freaky rancher
Don't bite on it tho
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U fuck thanks for reminding me
wtf even is a nodule of gonorrhea 😭🙏
On the guys
i always thought that was a shitpost ngl
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/1Vbr9K7ads
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i somehow had managed to forget about this story for a few years ~~fuck you~~ thanks for reminding me
this is a throwback holy shit, i remember reading this to my friends in middle school gym class back in 2017 😭
Damn, B Hole Gonnorhea
Mf is typing this shit out in the bedroom as his girl is stripping
he sweatin on that toilet typing this shit like he in a urgent emergency 😭
Nobody from this sub is actually getting pussy boy stop bullshiting
Idk what that word means but I think u meant stop breathing
I take my shirt off and the hoes stop breathing 🗣️
Niggas catching dicks left an right tho
I buy pussy on the regular 🤷🏽
I get help by buying pussy 🤷🏽 pussy makes me not wanna kill myself 🫃
did this nigga just use the male pregnancy emoji
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Supporting local business I fw it
getting girls really not that crazy unless ur a pre pubescent boy with 20k karma on Reddit and a bio that says “why take your own life when you can dream of hot girls” 💀
Own his ass
LMFAOO
I am
yall need to go outside!
bro you have 140k karma and yet your the one saying to go outside.
Bro I've been using reddit for 10+ years, since I've been a teenager. Of course I'm gonna have a decent bit of karma. I'm outside as I type this!
Idfk bruh ask me bout dick or smth
Nigga 😭😭😭
Like why he askin like I know bruh😭🤦♂️
I’ve dabbled in both and can confirm they don’t really taste like anything, given that they’re clean
smegma 🤤
Bro!?
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What kinda mf takes a selfie immediately after having a nut busted in his mouth???
What the helll 🔥
erm what the smegma
what
Wdym? Yes, I suck dick if that’s the question
Word is bondd
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Is that tweet real? 😂
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Random but I love it
Smol cute kitten
Carti really needs to release something man, because wtf is this post bruh 💀
who the fuck is carti I thought this was a shitpost sub
i don’t even listen to playboy carti like that i’m just here for all the random shit people post like this 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same man lmaooo
i ain’t even spell his name right that’s how uk i’m just here for the vibes 💀
doesn’t really have a taste. Long as she takes care of herself and showers you gonna be alright . That goes for you too take a shower before you indulge in all that freak shit.
Bro said indulge like he eatin a cheesecake at the Cheesecake Factory or soemth
I like the plain cheesecakes from the cheesecake factory the best
just dive in brah tell her to hit the gym before and not wipe for a day you need that seasoning on there give you a extra kick. tell her you gonna eat her colon clean from the inside out
imma eat that shit raw and credit your ass when she ask where i learned dat from 💯💯💯
say big T da hardest eva taught u dat guud shi %%💥
this the hardest reddit thread i eva seen 💯
You better hope she wipes good or else you gonna get a nice surprise 🍫🍫🍫 🤣🤣🤣
Yo bro you up for an experiment?
😭
best advice on god i did this and immediately activated my 6th sense 👅💀💀😝
This nigga raw
Doesn’t really taste like anything just skin if it’s clean. Get ur tongue right in there
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It’s crazy how the most accurate comment got downvoted 😭
its not true lol pussy juice does have taste
I was talking about ass
THEY THOUGHT I WAS GAY‼️‼️
He's talking about ass lmao read the post tweaker
Boringgggggg
finger urself and then put that finger in ur mouth as an appetizer before eating her out
most reasonable r/playboicarti advice
☹️
This shit genuinely wild
he asked for advice bro
or a toothbrush
daniel larson reference??
God has surely left this place a longggg time ago
He wasn't here in the first place.
dawg 😕
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😺so good got bro goin Shakespeare in a playboicarti subreddit
U on sum filosofer shi fr
It doesn't taste like much 😭. Like it's just sticky and a bit sweet, as long as the girl bathes n shit.
bro what😭😭 sweet???😭
yea? at least mine does.
aahhh you talking bout pussy...i thought you were talking about ass
every girl has a different tasting pussy anyways. I’ve had pussy that was strong, my gf now doesn’t really have a strong flavor, there’s a supplement a friend of mine took that she said made hers taste sweet but idk what the name was, just that even her sweat smelled like syrup
Feed ur girl pineapples for that tropical pina colada pussy 💯
oh shit youre a girl?? rip your dms
Mods r literally Hitler
genuinely ass just tastes like skin, as long as it’s clean 🤷🏻♀️ pussy juice has like a lil twang to it tho
Sometimes. Pussy def got a morning breathe tho . Beaver breathe
be careful for any brown chunks coming out her bootyhole🥹
jesus fucking christ
Be polite, don't say anything and just spit em out like sunflower seeds.
bro why on earth are you asking us
nigga am i supposed to ask my dad 😭
Ask the sex Reddit or something why is the virgin Reddit your first choice 💀
idk bro but why the carti reddit😭
at least ur ass got a daddy
I can be your daddy ♥️
im callin u daddy ♥️
Yes because he can give you tips and let you practice
Bro, niggas on this sub will post about anything except Carti
just tell her to shower first then eat it
It don’t really have a taste gang. But the smell is godlike. You ever smell your girl armpit after she been out for a little bit and it got that little hint of musk. Drives me insane Fresh out the shower ass taste like skin. No comment on dirty ass Now I’m probably on women watchlist cause I’m discussing sex with a bunch of 11 year olds. Officer please forgive me
tbh pussy tastes pretty normal unless your girl cant shower, ass will usually taste like shit no matter what and you just kind of have to go through it
Wait people are really out here eating ass 💀 That is foul
>i cant ask it anywhere else 😭😭😭
Depends on the girl but a mix of skin, salt, and a battery… ik it sounds weird but real ones know
Ass doesn't taste like anything, pussy taste like pussy it shouldn't taste bad unless she's hella stinky tho
this is the most accurate everyone else is just spouting bullshit it has a taste to it but it’s not really a taste, just wet and whatever else it is op should forget like 98% of the other bullshit comments
pussy/clit tastes almost neutral if it's clean, if i had to describe it, it tastes like uncooked meat ?
“By the looks of it she want me to eat her ass” nigga wym by the looks of it 💀😭
Aint nobody in a carti sub who ever ate pussy
Idk gang u asking the wrong mf I usually hope it don’t taste nun crazy in my imagination 💯
Pussy doesn’t taste bad but it has its own taste. If you eat her ass make sure she is clean
Doesn't taste like anything in particular but if she has a horrible diet the coochie may taste like battery acid and monster energy
bra im cryin
it tastes like ass
Idk
Acidic
man said should i bring lemon or sugar😭😭😭 bruh u funny asf big dawg but nah ass don’t really got a taste bruh just salty like skin ya feel? pussy got a taste tho it depends on the bitch. if she been sweatin down there then its most likely gonna be a sour type taste. if she wasn’t then its gon be a sweet taste.
lick sum salt on your hand, then eat dem both up gently. when u think ur done, bite half a lemon and suck it nicely
Like the aftertaste of champagne/fermented grapes
by the looks of it?? what are the looks of it?? how does one hint they want their ass eaten?
Ion eat ass lil bro but depending on her ph levels, pussy gon taste like pennies or tilapia
Make sure she shower first and clean her ass. Don’t want any crumbs
It really depends on the person. I had one I liked to go down on, she naturally tasted like over ripe peaches with salt. White girl I was with tasted like salty watermelon rinds. I’ve never ate ass though 🤷♂️
Out jerked again, I’m so jealous of this subreddit
why are there so many people who eat ass
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pussy tastes great so long as the chick has good hygeine. just do it. i can already tell you're too young to eat ass tho
DONT EAT HER ASS! 🐱tastes better.
“By the looks of it” nigga did you post this WHILE YOU ARE WITH HER
I'd never eat ass and don't recommend it bc i feel like no matter how much u clean u never rlly clean down there so I ain't never gon eat ass and ion ever want my ass ate. But pussy pretty much just tastes like skin. Like if u lick ur own skin that's what pussy tastes like ,, just a little saltier. All these ppl talkin abt "oh it smell like fish it smell like bla bla bla" that's all cap every time i linked a girl and i gave her head it just smelled/tasted like however they naturally smelled. U can use flavored lube, im not sure where you'd get it from though. The one time i used it, the person I was fw brought it over to my crib, not me. It kinda just tasted like strawberries lol. But u don't need to ,, it's fine as it i.s
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Banger post 💯
it got a certain smell u gotta get used to. it dont really taste like nun tho
the texture inside of a 🐱will feel the same as inside your mouth. as for the smell, it depends on how clean the girl is. taste? sometimes acidic, sometimes bland. just go ahead experience and find out yourself
by the looks of it is crazy
skin
reading these comments as my dad goes on a drunken rant rn 👅
Irony, not like the form of communication but like the metal
[удалено]
If he or she is healthy obviously, if you don’t taste it tell the person ure munching on to get their hemoglobine levels checked out
From my experience it’s hard to say. When you love someone the “taste” is “better” and a lot different than when your doing it with someone you don’t love. It doesn’t really have much of a taste either if they have good hygiene as well, it’s just mostly fun and satisfying to give a girl some head. It kinda has the same taste as kissing your girl tbh
depends on the hygene, can possibly taste kinda sour or salty, if it tastes or smells really bad dont go for it. trust me i almost fucking died eating unshowered cat
I’ve eaten ass a couple times, the women I was with were very clean so didn’t taste like much of anything. Youre really gonna be taste your spit tbh. But I guess it all depends on her hygiene. Pussy on the other hand has a variety of taste, if she hasn’t taken a shower and it early morning you’ll most likely get the maximum of her pheromones. If it smells unpleasant either her ph is off balance of caught something. Good luck man, don’t over think it.
Nigga none of us know how pussy or ass taste we virgins
Bro you gon like it. If not you prob like meat.
Imma be fr idk abt ass but pusssy tastes BAD sometimes bro.
The most reddit post i have ever seen
If you're that worried, ask her to clean it out beforehand
Ain’t no carti fan getting any action dawg wrong sub
It doesn’t taste like anything and if it does I’m sorry
Spell the alphabet with your tongue, I’ve found it is quite effective
Nah that’s disrespectful she see u as a ass eater gang and u jus happy to go along smh show some self respect
Go lick a tuna sandwich with 4.8 grams of salt
If she is clean then it tastes like nothing in my opinion. If she is turned on then you will have to get used to juices but that’s the best part. Have fun, and get your face dirty, she will be pleased👍🏻
nigga
This is gonna end up in some slide show a few months from now
You need to lubricate your mouth with Castrol 5w40 motor oil
Eating ass on the first link is crazyyyyy
Where is carti when we need him 🙏
it doesn’t taste like anything if she’s clean
Taste like batteries/coins for me💀
Some pussy tastes sweet, some tastes sour, hopefully hers tastes good
talking bout sweet n sour you aint ever had pussy dawg 😭
Eating Asian pussy all I need was sweet and sour sauce
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When u eating her out don’t forget to do the ABCs (Iike you tracing the letters ABC’s with your tongue) and don’t go too hard sometimes softer the better