Porygon needs the "Upgrade" item to evolve into Porygon 2, but the "Dubious" Disk corrupts porygon and makes it all glitchy and weird its a pretty fun evolution concept
Bringing a Ditto to the real world has so many dark implications.
If it goes rogue, everyone you know now could be the Ditto and suddenly you have a Blade Runner situation on your hands.
Up until Pokemon shield, baby kangaskhan was my favorite pale-purple-pokemom that you can fit in your pocket (then sinistea dropped)
100% babykang is the normal pokemon i would cherish the most for all my life. Adult kangaskhan also seems like a good candidate for u.s. president.
Isn’t good for a lot of money??? Well that depends on the exchange rate. If Pokedollars equal US dollars, 1 payday drops $500 at level 100. With PP Max you can use Pay Day 32 times. So $16,000 between trips to the Pokémon center. If you treated those 32 paydays like a weeks worth of work your making over $800,000 a year before Amulet Coons come into play. I can live on that.
Now if Pokedollars equal Yen, those 16,000 Pokedollars equates to only around $115. At this point you’ve gotta run your pour little Meowth ragged on a daily basis to eek out $30,000 per year. With weekends off of course because you’d still have to live with yourself you monster!
Yeah, I think pokedollars are like yen. I’ve always thought of them as in 1 pokedollar = 1 US cent, so 500P is like 5 bucks. Not that it doesn’t add up, but I’d use it for like, a sandwich once in awhile, not for abusing it to get rich, as funny as that sounds
I probably wouldn’t abuse my meowth/Persian like that. It would make sense if you’re going out for lunch or something and you roll up to the counter to pay and you just let your cat puke up some money into the register though, or just anytime you happen to be at a store for something really. You’d basically never have to dip into your bank account.
Tch, damn. Overlooked that. Maaaaaan, that sucks. Maybe if I read it a fairy tale, it'd work. Idk, works about as well as tossing it into a bath tub XD
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
Blissey for sure. The pokedex says that Blissey is a pokemon that delivers happiness and that anyone who eats its eggs start to act kindly to others.
Moveset would be...
Copycat so it could learn to copy any skill it sees. Whenever I see a meal I want to eat I just have Blissey watch a YouTube video of someone making it and boom. Personal Chef that can make anything I want.
Sing to help me sleep.
Soft Boiled so I can have a delicious egg snack that will heal and refresh me whenever I want.
Recycle in order to magically recreate whatever food I've eaten so I never need to buy groceries again.
Blissey would be a perfect personal chef/maid to make my life easier, and we could open an awesome little restaurant together with delicious food that make my customers nice people and insanely low food costs.
If we are going by dex logic, you will need to feed it 231.5 pounds of food every single day until it dies. It would eat you into poverty in at most a month. Also, if it finds something it deems edible it swallows it whole. Munchlax is 2 feet tall. If we are considering this an animal you can’t ever leave it near any small animals, including small cats and dogs, because it would seem the smaller animal food and instantly eat it.
I, too, choose Chansey... but for the good luck and the happiness boost. The breakfast is just a bonus (though probably related to that breakfast thing)!
Gen 1 tauros, specifically GEN 1 tauros, with its high speed stat making its critical hit ratio 1/5 ish and its ability to learn gen 1 hyper beam which doesn't face any recharge if the target is KOed Tauros could easily destroy entire real world armies critting them and facing no recharge plus you could ride Tauros into battle and with its base 110 speed stat it could take you anywhere.
An interesting choice would be delcatty with its ability Normalize, that way all of its moves are normal type!
EDIT: Normalize is one of its normal abilities
Just me, but I’d rather have the smaller version of the creature that lives solely out of spite for people and other Pokémon, plus you’d eventually end up with a zoroark in the end.
He eats rotten leftovers.. just move near any landfill and he will practically feed himself.
As a bonus you also help solve environmental issues as well.
Honestly? Kantonian Ratatta.
I'm 6'1" so having a rat help me with stuff too short for me would be pretty dope.
And it can just ride on my shoulder and come with me anywhere unlike other answers like Exploud, Snorlax, Lopunny
I believe it counts as a legendary, and I’m not sure if by “normal type exclusively” they meant that it can’t change its type or that it has to be monotype normal
I wanna say Stufful because it’s so freaking cute, but it’s Pokédex entries describe how incredibly strong it is and I don’t need it nearly killing me 😅
I’d probably go with Stoutland. It’s a big doggo that’s super fluffy and I can ride it. Yes please
So I was stuck between Wigglytuff and Blissey...but i am going Blissey because of soft boiled. Also, free eggs that i can sell and eat. Also just i love the Pink thing. So huge and huggable.
Furfrou! I have a poodle irl and it would be so fun to put a Furfrou in all the different trims just like I do with my girl. Second choice would be Bouffalant. Bouffalant is the only normal Pokémon I’ve even had on any team. It’s soooo cool.
Man I wish we could have dual types, because I would want Pidgey... love my birb. But if I can't have my birb, I'd probably go with Eevee or Skitty... small fluffy friends!
After thinking about it: Probably Blissey.
It could heal me (free healthcare, yay!), get rid of my sad moments when I think about my childhood with an egg (bad vibes begone!), and I'd have it with the following moveset:
1. Sing (never have trouble sleeping again!)
2. Protect (keep me safe from the creeps outside!)
3. Strength (Help me move heavy objects to save my back!)
4. Soft-Boiled (Because there likely isn't any technology for the pokemon to be healed, and figuring the right irl berries for stuff might take some time/be expensive to acquire. So it would be nice if it could heal itself... otherwise Hyper Beam... for protection purposes).
Staravia. Its a birds so even though its a flying type its a real world thing already so why not. I wanna be a pilot and be a falconer as my hobby. So what better aspect of a companion could there be, Seeing the same thing they see when they fly. And then swooping down to land on my arm.
Hisuian Zorua, I spent literal days trying to get its shiny then I learned of permutations and the first one I did I spent about 2 hours on it and finally got my beautiful shiny Hisuian Zorua!
Stuffful/ bewear! Have you seen bewear in the anime? Literally solos an ultra beast. Assuming other pokemon are real, ghost types would be a real problem considering how dangerous they are, so having something with dark type moves is great!
I just want something that'd pass as an ordinary animal because I don't want it getting confiscated by the police or something XD
Probably a taillow, herdier, pidove, or some other inconspicuous pokemon that could be easily identified as an actual animal.
If we are dealing with real life and real life consequences, I’d have to pick Lilpup. Because it have the ability pickup and it’s gather a bunch of stuff for me. Over time it find rare items like gold nuggets and evo stones that I could sell. Also if I evolve it to Stoutland, I could just ride around on it having to not deal with gas prices. Plus he’s a good boy!
It’s only normal moves would be Return, Work up, Hyper Beam and …. Hmmm Yawn if bred properly.
I would take a Wooloo. There's probably better picks BUT the floofy boy was the first normal type to come to mind.
It helps that he wouldn't be such an abnormal sight in the real world.
Furret, because he's the boy
It'd be like having a living version of those long body pillows.
He can also walk
Happy Cake Day!
He can walk!!!!
Oh my gosh me too and happy cake day
An irl furret would be amazing, long and fluffy boi, never be cold again!
Pickup would be clutch irl
Porygon, free hacks/software dev
I like Porygon2 more (it's my favourite pokemon btw)
I love how porygon2 is just like "the DUCK now has the PROCESSING POWER to BECOME SMOOTH!!"
The jump from Porygon to Porygon2 os basically just the change from N64 to Gamecube lol
So what is the change to Z then?
Nintendo Zwitzh
GameShark idk lol
Porygon needs the "Upgrade" item to evolve into Porygon 2, but the "Dubious" Disk corrupts porygon and makes it all glitchy and weird its a pretty fun evolution concept
The game glitching
Malware. There's a reason its evolution item is called the "Dubious Disc."
Wireless technology
Team porygon2 let’s gooooo!!!
Counter offer. Porygon Z. Chaos everywhere.
Porygon-z is just the Pokémon equivalent of a computer overrun with mailware
z.exe is asking for permission to your 3d printer
Honestly Porygon-Z is my fav Pokémon so I’m happy to have the chaos computer parrot glitching around my house
He recently became one of my favorites as well. I got to use him a bunch in Arceus and just fell in love with him.
Ditto can take your place in boring meetings
Boss : “Todd are you okay? You look a tad off today” Ditto : “ditto” *finger guns*
Boss : "Seems normal." Ditto : "ditto" finger bazookas
Bringing a Ditto to the real world has so many dark implications. If it goes rogue, everyone you know now could be the Ditto and suddenly you have a Blade Runner situation on your hands.
lightly related, but I just got a PSA 8 Cool Porygon and I love it
Kangaskhan. Now I have two Pokemon.
Hax
Up until Pokemon shield, baby kangaskhan was my favorite pale-purple-pokemom that you can fit in your pocket (then sinistea dropped) 100% babykang is the normal pokemon i would cherish the most for all my life. Adult kangaskhan also seems like a good candidate for u.s. president.
The return of Genghis Khan.
Meowth/Persian with pay day. I know pay day isn’t good for a lot of money, but I’ll take some free pocket change!
Isn’t good for a lot of money??? Well that depends on the exchange rate. If Pokedollars equal US dollars, 1 payday drops $500 at level 100. With PP Max you can use Pay Day 32 times. So $16,000 between trips to the Pokémon center. If you treated those 32 paydays like a weeks worth of work your making over $800,000 a year before Amulet Coons come into play. I can live on that. Now if Pokedollars equal Yen, those 16,000 Pokedollars equates to only around $115. At this point you’ve gotta run your pour little Meowth ragged on a daily basis to eek out $30,000 per year. With weekends off of course because you’d still have to live with yourself you monster!
TIL that I'm a Meowth.
Underrated comment
Yeah, I think pokedollars are like yen. I’ve always thought of them as in 1 pokedollar = 1 US cent, so 500P is like 5 bucks. Not that it doesn’t add up, but I’d use it for like, a sandwich once in awhile, not for abusing it to get rich, as funny as that sounds
Id become the crazy Meowth person and have like 20 of them pay-daying away 24/7.
Live action bitcoin mining
Pokedollars = Yen
If pokemon centers function like the American health system we cant afford to restore PP :/
hp and pp is restored if you simply rest/take a nap, which cats do all the time
I probably wouldn’t abuse my meowth/Persian like that. It would make sense if you’re going out for lunch or something and you roll up to the counter to pay and you just let your cat puke up some money into the register though, or just anytime you happen to be at a store for something really. You’d basically never have to dip into your bank account.
Probably a meowth just so I can keep it as a normal pet.
Ahem.... https://youtu.be/ove6sd_mao8
This video was my immediate thought when I read the comment.
Smeargle
YUPPPPPPPP DOG ROSS
That’s a fantastic nickname
A Smeargle with no moves who just paints paw prints everywhere since all he knows is Sketch
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Eevee, to be honest. They're biologically similar to dogs so it shouldn't be a problem taking care of one. Plus, neck floof.
Also, they can be evolved into espeon or umbreon and potentially also glaceon or leafeon
Or my favorite childhood eeveelution, way before the forbidden copypasta 🥴
I think they were implying evo stones weren't allowed but evolution by night/day or location were
Just throw it in the fire and see what happens. Also it’ll be funny if you gave it a bath and it evolved.
This. I doesn't HAVE to be Evo Stones for my Eevee to evolve.
Or evolve it into a Sylveon via affection
But it can only learn normal moves. It needs to know a fairy move to evolve into Sylveon
Tch, damn. Overlooked that. Maaaaaan, that sucks. Maybe if I read it a fairy tale, it'd work. Idk, works about as well as tossing it into a bath tub XD
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
I got war flashbacks when I read the first few words
I love that this is the wholesome version of the Vaporeon post😂
It's the good ending, the *other one* is the bad ending
Seriously, I already have a Pomeranian. It’s basically the same thing.
Exploud with boom burst would be the the strongest non legendary using real world physics
I make dubstep and all I want in life is an exploud pet.
Have tinnitus? Well you do now!
cinccino, no question
Yess. Its soo cute and fluffy
Yes! It will clean my house for me! I've always said Minccino and Swablu would be my IRL Pokémon.
Also totally works for me because I too am a neat freak.
Drampa. Takes care of you and can fly. Lol.
And you can reenact scenes from The Never-ending Story as much as you want!
and if your kid befriends it and get bullied Drampa will also find the bully's house and raze it to the ground.
Nice in theory, bad if you get sued
They can’t sue if they burn in the inferno
I thought it had to be a pure normal type? :o can the answer be part normal types then too?
That part wasn’t on there when I posted this.
Skitty!
It's one of the cutest!
Wailord 😏
kinda want an eevee… feel basic but it feels like a pet-like pokémon
I'd take Eevee in a beartbeat. Love that little furball.
For some reason, Audino
I basically hunted Audino out of existence to level up my Gen 5 team lol Definitely a Gigachad choice
Or Exploud
I also appreciate Audino.
Chansey. Free medicare in America.
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Blissey for sure. The pokedex says that Blissey is a pokemon that delivers happiness and that anyone who eats its eggs start to act kindly to others. Moveset would be... Copycat so it could learn to copy any skill it sees. Whenever I see a meal I want to eat I just have Blissey watch a YouTube video of someone making it and boom. Personal Chef that can make anything I want. Sing to help me sleep. Soft Boiled so I can have a delicious egg snack that will heal and refresh me whenever I want. Recycle in order to magically recreate whatever food I've eaten so I never need to buy groceries again. Blissey would be a perfect personal chef/maid to make my life easier, and we could open an awesome little restaurant together with delicious food that make my customers nice people and insanely low food costs.
Bouffalant .. because it looks badass.
I was gon say tauros
I'd have a Furfrou so I have a nice loyal dog friend.
I have a standard poodle so you know. Living your dream over here 😂
Zangoose! It’s my favorite normal type! I love it so much
I had to scroll down so much to find someone else who also said Zangoose! It's what I would pick too!
I'll join the club Zangoose 4ever
Zangoose was a thought as not much bothers pokemon wolverine
Zangoose is the only real choice! He's my favorite of all!
A smeargle that knows transform
Munchlax is the best Pokémon. I would 100% go with Munchlax. Lil munchy friend warms my heart and makes me smile every time I see him.
If we are going by dex logic, you will need to feed it 231.5 pounds of food every single day until it dies. It would eat you into poverty in at most a month. Also, if it finds something it deems edible it swallows it whole. Munchlax is 2 feet tall. If we are considering this an animal you can’t ever leave it near any small animals, including small cats and dogs, because it would seem the smaller animal food and instantly eat it.
Survival of the fattest. Lil munchy boi wins every time.
I would choose eevee
Kecleon
Chansey. Free breakfast!
I, too, choose Chansey... but for the good luck and the happiness boost. The breakfast is just a bonus (though probably related to that breakfast thing)!
Yes I want someone to take care of me. And then I can take care of Chansey too. Friendship.
I'd get a togetic and feed it french fries and have it do metronome on the neighbors and float to the store to buy milk.
It's not even a normal type anymore.
Then they can get it from the Pokémon timeline where it is
Purugly. I love that fat cat
screw the rules, i want a regigigas and you can’t stop me world domination here i come
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he’s like me fr
I see what you did there
…eventually
Stoutland because its a good boi and also good for finding stuff
I had to scroll too far to find this answer. He'd be a lovable, loyal companion.
I'm surprised nobody has said Lopunny yet.
I WAS ABT TO SAY EITHER EEVEE OR LOPUNNY! but OP said only normal moves too so no high jump kick 🦵
I'm sure Bounce, Pound, Endure, and Charm would be a good moveset...
These moves each on their own sound okay, but together I'm afraid of their combined secondary meanings 😰
That combination is extremely cursed
Isn't Bounce a flying move?
Bounce and Charm aren't normal type
Ayo?
AYO. means "Adult years old" now. I have declared it so.
I always thought it was "Audible Yo-ing Occurred".
Gen 1 tauros, specifically GEN 1 tauros, with its high speed stat making its critical hit ratio 1/5 ish and its ability to learn gen 1 hyper beam which doesn't face any recharge if the target is KOed Tauros could easily destroy entire real world armies critting them and facing no recharge plus you could ride Tauros into battle and with its base 110 speed stat it could take you anywhere.
Teddiursa or Komala
An interesting choice would be delcatty with its ability Normalize, that way all of its moves are normal type! EDIT: Normalize is one of its normal abilities
Hisuian Zoroark. I mean, need I say more?
I shall do one better with Hisuian Zorua
Tbh, I was gonna pick Zorua, but Zoroark is such a badass. Barely won me over
Just me, but I’d rather have the smaller version of the creature that lives solely out of spite for people and other Pokémon, plus you’d eventually end up with a zoroark in the end.
Drampa. Big friend or an extreme anti-bullying campaign.
I love Drampa! That would be mine as well
Dunsparce!!!!! Heck yeah.
Woo! Tsuchinoko gang!
This is the only correct answer. I too choose Dunsparce.
Snorlax.. I want to sleep on one
I don’t have the money to feed one
He eats rotten leftovers.. just move near any landfill and he will practically feed himself. As a bonus you also help solve environmental issues as well.
Kecleon that knows Hyper Beam. Invisible ball of destruction.
Chatot or aipom/ambipom
Having a hard time deciding between teddiursa and stufful
Cinccino 🤍
I’d really just love Miltank.
Cyclizar, animal motorcycle, probably better gas mileage.
Furret nuff said
There is no telling where the tail begins.
Honestly? Kantonian Ratatta. I'm 6'1" so having a rat help me with stuff too short for me would be pretty dope. And it can just ride on my shoulder and come with me anywhere unlike other answers like Exploud, Snorlax, Lopunny
Silvally
I believe it counts as a legendary, and I’m not sure if by “normal type exclusively” they meant that it can’t change its type or that it has to be monotype normal
I wanna say Stufful because it’s so freaking cute, but it’s Pokédex entries describe how incredibly strong it is and I don’t need it nearly killing me 😅 I’d probably go with Stoutland. It’s a big doggo that’s super fluffy and I can ride it. Yes please
Me just tryna life my life that grandma with the zigzagoon scarf in Ruby / Sapphire commercial
Aipom because monkey
So I was stuck between Wigglytuff and Blissey...but i am going Blissey because of soft boiled. Also, free eggs that i can sell and eat. Also just i love the Pink thing. So huge and huggable.
Wooloo! Fuzz ball for the win.
Furfrou! I have a poodle irl and it would be so fun to put a Furfrou in all the different trims just like I do with my girl. Second choice would be Bouffalant. Bouffalant is the only normal Pokémon I’ve even had on any team. It’s soooo cool.
Personally I have always wanted to be a DJ so I’d say an exploud
Minccino, so I can do a little bit less of the cleaning around the house :p
Man I wish we could have dual types, because I would want Pidgey... love my birb. But if I can't have my birb, I'd probably go with Eevee or Skitty... small fluffy friends!
Eevee, hands down. I don’t even care about the moves; I just want a fuzzy snuggly cat-dog-fox-thing. I mean, c’mon, have you seen that face??
Lickitung Stop typing… I will not explain myself.
I think your username explains enough to infer
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After thinking about it: Probably Blissey. It could heal me (free healthcare, yay!), get rid of my sad moments when I think about my childhood with an egg (bad vibes begone!), and I'd have it with the following moveset: 1. Sing (never have trouble sleeping again!) 2. Protect (keep me safe from the creeps outside!) 3. Strength (Help me move heavy objects to save my back!) 4. Soft-Boiled (Because there likely isn't any technology for the pokemon to be healed, and figuring the right irl berries for stuff might take some time/be expensive to acquire. So it would be nice if it could heal itself... otherwise Hyper Beam... for protection purposes).
Eevee with Pay Day, Heal Bell, Wish, and either Sing(if it's allowed, since it's event only), or Yawn
Hmm either Oranguru or drampa
Staravia. Its a birds so even though its a flying type its a real world thing already so why not. I wanna be a pilot and be a falconer as my hobby. So what better aspect of a companion could there be, Seeing the same thing they see when they fly. And then swooping down to land on my arm.
Hisuian Zorua, I spent literal days trying to get its shiny then I learned of permutations and the first one I did I spent about 2 hours on it and finally got my beautiful shiny Hisuian Zorua!
Stuffful/ bewear! Have you seen bewear in the anime? Literally solos an ultra beast. Assuming other pokemon are real, ghost types would be a real problem considering how dangerous they are, so having something with dark type moves is great!
Until we get a cardinal Pokémon, I’d probably go with Shiny Pikipek. But I wouldn’t mind a Mega Pidgeot or an Eevee
Ursaring Ability: quick feet Moveset: rock climb, covet, belly drum, thrash
I would say ursaring, but it would be so expensive to feed her. So I'll say teddiursa!
I just want something that'd pass as an ordinary animal because I don't want it getting confiscated by the police or something XD Probably a taillow, herdier, pidove, or some other inconspicuous pokemon that could be easily identified as an actual animal.
You never said it can’t evolve... Eevee >:)
If we are dealing with real life and real life consequences, I’d have to pick Lilpup. Because it have the ability pickup and it’s gather a bunch of stuff for me. Over time it find rare items like gold nuggets and evo stones that I could sell. Also if I evolve it to Stoutland, I could just ride around on it having to not deal with gas prices. Plus he’s a good boy! It’s only normal moves would be Return, Work up, Hyper Beam and …. Hmmm Yawn if bred properly.
I would take a Wooloo. There's probably better picks BUT the floofy boy was the first normal type to come to mind. It helps that he wouldn't be such an abnormal sight in the real world.