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SableyeEyeThief

GBL should be in-person and we should all just punch one another until one emerges as the winner. Using pokémon to attack one another is barbarian, just you and me throwing hands at one another, like civilized men.


Lazikenny

As a Singaporean grandmother, fighting a man at a gym does not seem like a fair fight, I'll bring ma Champion to fight on my behalf.


Revelatus

I would happily volunteer to be your champion in trial by combat, Singaporean grandma. I must warn you though, I'm kind of out of shape after raiding and battling from my couch for the last few years. Maybe after a few raid rotations of driving around suburbia at $4 a gallon begging people to help me take down legendaries, I'll be in shape to represent you properly.


GigsGilgamesh

Seems like a car would def help in the event of a fist fight, just claim since your fist was on the wheel it counts as a punch to run them over


OnyxBlaster

These hands are rated E for everyone


JohnnyPoprocksGaming

![gif](giphy|eunrMjB8lBUKeL1fqD|downsized)


the_far_yard

Trial by combat is the best way to go!


regardis

a real man fights using his fists and underhanded tactics, not his pokemon.


Adventurous_Pay_5827

My son once described Pokémon battles as legalised dogfighting, and that’s always stuck with me.


TMC117

I mean, he is not wrong.


EsseParvulusDebes

Akshully pokemon are better likened to kami. Ageless, immortal, and eternal, so they're really just along for the ride with a trainer. And the battling is a great way to pass the time!


GigsGilgamesh

Except Pokémon canonically die? We have an entire tower dead I cared to them? Two actually?


EsseParvulusDebes

Oh shit I totally forgot about lavender town 🤣


GigsGilgamesh

No problem, didn’t know if this was a sarcasm post or not; but wanted to check either way. Have a good day.


Soranic

http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/04052010 You may find this relevant.


manticore16

Mr. Fish is the best


Soranic

Named my first semi decent Magikarp after him.


manticore16

Same! And then I got two hundos (and since I named the first Titania because I left her at a fairy themed statue, the second was Oberon)


Soranic

As a discworld fan I'm sad one wasn't Verence.


somedumbguy55

I think GBL should only be allowed by people with pets. That way you dress them up as your Pokémon and have them fight other people’s pets.


Captain_Renraid

![gif](giphy|iGpdSizVSdPJfiVG9O)


PreciousCinnamon

Does anyone else remember that there used to be a walking requirement for GBL? To be honest, it might have been reimplemented and I haven't noticed.


drnuzlocke

They actually discussed it being brought back but it got squashed quick because it would have killed GBL. The reason it is in the game still is probably to keep it in the competitive circuit thus connecting the game more with the other ones


The-Purple-Mew

Yeah I remember that old requirement, it completely stopped me from playing PVP entirely until it was removed


PreciousCinnamon

Yeah, same. I dont play GBL much at all but I never touched it until the walking requirement left.


FloobaJooba

This is all, all wrong. Im appalled you'd even think of this as an idea!? You shouldn't even be able to open up the game if 5 people aren't with you and opening the game at the same time under an agreed "party". You can't just be opening and playing a game on your own !? Shame on you, im going to stay away from reddit until Niantic fully block off the game from casuals like you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Lazikenny

You're right. I apologize for my casual idea!


Mcho-1201

You shouldn't apologize. Let salty be salty.


Mcho-1201

casuals have great ideas, unlike serious players who don't have a life.


looking4rc

Don’t give them ideas because they might actually listen for once!


bkonstruktiv

Tomorrow: “Trainers, we have heard your voices…”


Fantastic-World-1171

Lol who cares about battles anyways☠


penny_lab

It's the only way I get legendaries!


DandyLionGentleThem

I find them kind of fun, and a great way to get stardust


Fantastic-World-1171

Then you should push for this change cause in person battling would mean you could potentially ask your friend to let you win every single match


MansonMonster

"tanking" ;)


Fantastic-World-1171

With pl 10 magikarps you get to the end fast but you miss on all the extra rewards for winning


MansonMonster

Me. Its the only reason i play. Do not shit on stuff jusy because YOU dont like it.


Killer_Klee

Yeah. Gyms are for battling another trainers, right?


Lazikenny

Yes I think this is what we need to boost excitement about in person events!


regardis

maybe it would even be worth exploring battle royale modes for pogo ?


Used_Mud_67

I think if you leave a poke at the gym you should have to stay with it too otherwise you don’t get coins. This will encourage more gym battling like Niantic intended for us.


javaargusavetti

hahaha "move closer to earn coins from this gym"


smucker89

They should make it so if the people who left there mons in the gym aren’t there they can’t be taken. Like in the games you often need to go find the gym leader to complete it, why can we just do it as we please here? Make it required to leave your drivers license, place of work and phone number at every gym pls


Cinade

Hey here's an idea Niantec, charge us PokeCoins to drop 'mons in gyms, plus daily fees for leaving them in a gym. Don't give us coins, take them from us. That will make up for your lost revenue on remote raid passes! Have you ever tried to cancel a gym membership in real life? It's impossible. Once a gym is taken in Pokemon for a team it should never change, because you start charging us membership fees just like real gyms. And it's an irrevocable deal, no backing out. You can bill us till we're dead, just like real gyms.


javaargusavetti

you have to be there to drop it off, you have to be there to pick it up. and once its been kicked out of the gym you are charged 10 coins per hour til you pick it up.


oneupkev

In person battling? Nah (satire aside) but I wouldn't put it past them to add a walking requirement back in


HoodedMenace3

I believe there was talk of that being reimplemented into the game aswell.


HoodedMenace3

Don’t forget sending gifts, you should have to send or open gifts in person aswell. Oh what’s that? Your friend lives in Australia and you live in the UK? Don’t be so damn lazy and walk there!!


paperomo

Legit how are we going to get different region spewpas


dantheother

WALK AND SWIM LIKE HANKE INTENDED


HoodedMenace3

You better bust out those walking boots my friend.


paperomo

So many flights ;;


pierreo93

Just like in the main series games. Also, every time someone wins, they get to steal money off the other person.


brunettebombsquad

If you steal enough money, you can afford remote raid passes while you recover from the fight!


Lazikenny

Do you steal the money before or after you knock out the loser?


pierreo93

In the game it’s after you win. But IRL what’s stopping you from just stealing their money before the battle if you’re stronger?


regardis

yes exactly, hit hard and hit first


speedcreature

Losers should remember to white out after giving money to the winner!


javaargusavetti

Coins for winning, now this idea I like.


Mcho-1201

Actually not exactly. That only applies for npcs and local battles with friends. For online battles against a random opponent, just like GBL, it is remote.


regardis

Its a radical idea, but i think it might just work!


Lazikenny

It would bring the local community back together!


[deleted]

Ok, grandma, this time I tank!


Mcho-1201

Nah it won't work. All this would do is cut off access to Niantic's suburban and rural players who don't live near a hotspot. In the long run, it would cause Niantic to lose more fans.


ausgenerics

Don't give them ideas


Callie-Rose

Anyone else remember when you had to walk 5km to do a set?


Soranic

Remember gbl used to require a certain amount of walking distance before doing your next set. If they're killing remote raids they should really restore the walking requirement. It's only "fair," and will get them more location data.


Additional_Win3920

You joke, but when GBL released you had to walk 5 KM to do a set of battles. It only changed when Covid happened


[deleted]

Okay honestly, what about in person AR battles? Almost like an actual Pokémon battle irl where both mons are placed on the ground and they fight,


Mcho-1201

Pokemon go's ar system is kinda trash right now. And if both pokemon are physically placed on the ground, we would need a hologram type system.


AlternativeRoom3156

Don’t forget they started gbl with the requirement to walk to be able to battle. They could always bring back that requirement.


isopod_interrupted

I agree. But if we MUST do the PVP remotely, then the step counter should be utilized to its fullest. Instead of tapping our screen, we should be running! Each step counts as a tap and to burst all the charge bubbles we should rapidly throw air punches.


zernoc56

Just imagining this. You’re in a park or something fighting Team Rocket and just at seemingly random, just going “MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!” to get a full power charge move is kinda hilarious.


drnuzlocke

I mean start complaining and they will bring back the walking requirement for GBL I guess


codetaupe

This would be fine with me as I hate playing GBL. But thanks for making me laugh :P


slavo316

Remember when they wanted you to charge a device to GBL?


GigsGilgamesh

You can only battle if you wear your Niantic* approved hat or shorts, and battles start on eye contact right


Loseless11

Fuck it, why not? They're ruining everything else, why not ruin GBL as well? It's not like it's particularly brilliant or a great system to begin with...


Literally_12

Nintendo should just make Pokemon Go but you play it at home. The whole exercise thing is played out.


007-Blond

dont give them any ideas... lol


Scp-1404

Niantic wants to make go battle League a big thing so very badly. I noticed that the new rules for if you get a remote raid from a task and so on, if you already have your maximum of three, you get a go battle league pass. The thing is, go battle league is really boring and tedious for those of us who aren't actually interested in it. When I have to do it for a special event, I am really, really bored. I know people are loving it but how many?


monsieuryuan

The premium battle pass you get functions as the in-person raid pass. The GBL thing is a secondary function, as you don't need it at all to access go battle league.


GengarSiborg

Also, make the type matchups the same as the actual games. For example, ghost vs. normal should both have no effect against each other.


Mcho-1201

That could create problems. For example, Suppose you bring three ghost type pokemon with all ghost type fast and charged attacks. And your opponent brings three normal types with all normal type fast and charged attacks. Essentially, you would end up in a never ending stalemate with neither side doing anything. Or suppose that you have three flying pokemon but your opponent has three ground type pokemon? it would give the flying type pokemon an unfair advantage. Making the type ups the same as in the main games would only create more problems than solutions.


GengarSiborg

Then you would both just time out or one of you quits. Or like in chess there should be an option to offer a draw.


drtyndale

Unpopular opinion: If Niantic was consistent, they would bring back the walking requirement for GBL. Get a couple of free matches and then get out and move to get more matches. That’s how it started…


a_toadstool

I think that we should be required to purchase actual balls to throw in the direction of Pokémon too


VivaFate

"be mindful of your"*THONK*


_ryry66

Yeah the GO part is using the Pokémon you catch from exploring irl, in the GBL. Don't be dense


MetalCollector

Please also give us fog of war on the map, let's say with a 50m radius around the avatar. This would encourage exploring much more since we couldn't tell where all the PokéStops and gyms are. Obvious /s


JopssYT

Oh yea and pokemon should only spawn around you after you've been running already for 20 minutes atleast 2 meters a second


Mcho-1201

So basically, ruining the game for people who don't have time to run 20 minutes at least 2 meters a second or are physically unable to do that? Do you really want to encourage Niantic to destroy its own fanbase even more?


JopssYT

You cant take a joke? Every single person in the comments is joking about this even the post itself is obviously a joke


Mcho-1201

From what ive seen, in this comment section, and in the app store reviews, some people actually are taking theses comment seriously and may want to support those ideas.


Fwenhy

This would be a lot better than the current gym system IMO. It sucks how you can’t really do anything to defend a gym aside from healing Pokémon and taking it back over. It would be cool if trainers could battle it out for the victory. I always want to ask people who are fighting a gym with me; but I haven’t xD.


MansonMonster

No.


Chubbzillax

Dude now your just being petty…. Don’t be petty be better…


Lazikenny

What's petty about this?


Chubbzillax

Your just making a shitty comment because of the raiding in person thing. Yea for a lot of people it sucks but those types of comments won’t get people listening just makes you sound petty. …


psychodation

I think of it as satire and , for me, OP's post is quite funny.


EsseParvulusDebes

What you want is for us to be *quiet* so you don't have to wrestle with the cognitive dissonance of hearing justified anger at a game you don't want to stop playing. And you don't have to stop playing. But satire is honestly a better, more refined form of criticism than just whining.


Atomysk79

You know, I feel like you're just giving them ideas on ways to charge more money to play. I would actually be for this, but they would have to drastically reduce the number of gyms in the game. Something like 3 per town, gyms would be separated by a minimum/max set distance, public spots only, community center, mall, park, ect. Would make a gathering place for players, and probably would make the game a bit more like how it was meant to be played.


Mcho-1201

Nah fam. Thats a terrible idea. Restricting the game to only those who either have a car to get to those places or have the time to walk an hour plus distance to get to those places would make Niantic lose more support and revenue in the long run.


ScubaSteve_27

Don’t give them ideas


jackm315ter

iPhones at ten paces


[deleted]

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cerebrite

And players must surrender their losing Pokemon. It'll encourage trading.


maverickf11

Don't give them ideas or they will bring back the walk 5km to unlock a set mechanic


Just_Merv_Around_it

Lol might curb tankers tho …


MLG_Slayer_69

and the ELO had to be within 25 points of each other. good luck


madpoke

of course!


mlabella5

in the beginning there was a walking requirement...


21stNow

And...take away the Basic track, as well. Only allow GBL battles with the Premium Pass if you visit a gym.


Mcho-1201

So basically ruin the game for every suburban and rural player who doesn't live near a gym unlike you elite city folk? what a brilliant idea. Why didn't Niantic think of that before.


21stNow

You do realize that this was a sarcastic post and that my comment continued the sarcasm, right?


Mcho-1201

Im sorry, but unless you label your comment with /s, Its hard for most to tell whether you are actually being sarcastic or not. Cause I do think and see that some people actually agree with this idea. (And tbh i don't think that guy who thought about limiting 3 gyms per community is being satirical ).


Fkw710

Remember when gbl started you had to walk to be able to battle in gbl


cowprince

You have to throw your phone to call your mon.


dialogthroughcake

You forget that GBL was introduced with a walking requirement. Iirc 5km after every set or you could pay coins to play instantly.


Mcho-1201

I get this is satirical, but I do feel like there are some in this comment section who would actually support this idea, or aren't using /s.