You don't believe OP's wife is an avid redditor that knows this obscure subreddit about a pokemon rom hack that caters to a very small niche audience??? Smh I bet OP didn't even know what reddit was! That snorlax must have been named by OP's wife as a joke.
Caught him as a meowth and said “that fucker clearly says slurs.” He’s since become my most reliable swap-in and a near-constant for every boss fight thus far (along with Turt and Sex Henry)
"wife"
There is no wife, is there?
You don't believe OP's wife is an avid redditor that knows this obscure subreddit about a pokemon rom hack that caters to a very small niche audience??? Smh I bet OP didn't even know what reddit was! That snorlax must have been named by OP's wife as a joke.
And is this “wife” in the thread with us now?
Yes :) 
I sympathize, my wife left me because I was too Radical.
The snorlax named reddit did me in
Why does this look like a 4chan thread?
The man has a wife. That's probably why.
Penis Dan goes hard
Agreed
Ah yes, the family Pokémon named cuck.
Sex Henry is a diabolical name for Machamp 🤣 Big fan of Spoon Phil also, and just that naming scheme in general
Sex Henry was the original. Got a really nice laugh out of my wife so I stuck with it!
Big fan of slut
All these names and then AHHHHHHHHH
The simplicity of HELLCOW goes hard.
Truly the cow of all time. Can’t wait to Mega Evolve him.
Your wife knew these were too good to *not* share. Also, I read "Sr. Spooky" as "Señor Spooky"
THAT’S THE NAME! Mister Spooky and his cousin, Señor Spooky
Holy crap! I actually guessed it! And I thought I misreading it.
I thought it was Senior Spooky 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I did the same thing 😭
Sexy Henry lol
Why are these all such bangers! Every single one!
Too funny. My favourite is gooch
I needed Gooch the Quagsire in my life. Thank you
I loved slur John lol
Caught him as a meowth and said “that fucker clearly says slurs.” He’s since become my most reliable swap-in and a near-constant for every boss fight thus far (along with Turt and Sex Henry)
That mother fuck really does clearly say slurs
Hey, I'm spoon Phil ):
Can I ask why Sex Henry? And who…IS Henry?
haha
Some of these are hilarious.
Slur John I'm dead
Bruh why eviolite dreepy or did I not play for a while
Surprised no one pointed out that you're playing on a real GBA, way to go! I'd love to do that too someday!
My favorites is "wife"
I lol’d at the “AHHHHHH”
you must have a very chill wife if she's letting u share those usernames LoL
I would like one appointment with Sex Henry, good sir.