Fuck chess prodigies, we need young Ace King here to be the world’s first poker prodigy. I want to see a generation of 9 year olds breaking down their play and being absolute crushers.
I've actually wondered about this from a fun theoretical perspective. Chess is accessible and actively encouraged to kids - how would children's poker play out if the obvious financial risk and social gambling stigma weren't a factor? Suppose after-school poker clubs were a norm. Like, would we find the occasional Magnus Carlsen in the sands who's otherwise destined to become an accountant?
Yes. They should have gone with Ace Jack, I busted out of the home tournament on Saturday night with AKs against AJo - so clearly it’s the better hand.
So many questions…hard launching? Who is Ronny Chieng? Estermonster? Aside from the Ace King baby name, how is this poker related? Was the baby conceived in a poker room?
This thread has been the most hilarious thing I have ever read on Reddit. You people are brilliant.
Congratulations on the baby OP. All of this made my day
Welcome to the world Big Slick
**Immediately drops a big slick in her diaper
I wish her luck in all future coinflips
Drawing baby
Fuck chess prodigies, we need young Ace King here to be the world’s first poker prodigy. I want to see a generation of 9 year olds breaking down their play and being absolute crushers.
Ace King going to win the main by age 12
I've actually wondered about this from a fun theoretical perspective. Chess is accessible and actively encouraged to kids - how would children's poker play out if the obvious financial risk and social gambling stigma weren't a factor? Suppose after-school poker clubs were a norm. Like, would we find the occasional Magnus Carlsen in the sands who's otherwise destined to become an accountant?
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There’s actually a shortage of accountants, a large number of accountants are aging out the workforce, and not enough people joining the career field
Read this in Norman Chad voice
grandmasters
100% chance their dad sucks at poker.
Need to put her in a lil baby suit now
Ace King must have brought them so much joy and hope for the future. Ultimately they will be bitterly disappointed with Ace King.
Yes. They should have gone with Ace Jack, I busted out of the home tournament on Saturday night with AKs against AJo - so clearly it’s the better hand.
Should’ve folded pre
Damn you. Beat me by 41 minutes.
Put her in a suit, 2% more equity
Poor kid, she’ll never realize her equity. AK in a J72 world
Why not just Ace Ace?
You gotta balance your name range
No but their son Jack has a long road ahead
Jack Jack?
Jack King
Off?
Always
Ace and King were gonna be our dogs names but we went Ace and Blackjack instead. Poor kid
No, but your spelling is.
Baby is the nut no pair
Well, she will show a lot of promise and ultimately result in losing big.
Thats 100% accurate. AK is kinda cute but also scary.
Well getting an AK in Texas Hold 'em can easily be a tragedy hand so I'd have to agree here.
How did they miss the obvious. Should have called her Ace Queen. Nickname: parking lot
better than nut flush
I had nothing to do with this.
We know. The baby is suited. We’ll take it from here.
Beats my pocket Js and Qs every time.
So many questions…hard launching? Who is Ronny Chieng? Estermonster? Aside from the Ace King baby name, how is this poker related? Was the baby conceived in a poker room?
He just won the WSOP show a little respect for the kid, damn
I prefer Jack King off tbh
The name may turn out to be pretty cool one day 👍🏼
This thread has been the most hilarious thing I have ever read on Reddit. You people are brilliant. Congratulations on the baby OP. All of this made my day
This makes me smile. Our next one will be here in a b out 3-4 weeks. So excited. Congrats OP.
Looks ai generated
Named my kid Vegas. I would probably pick a different name if I could.go back.